Osi Umenyiora Photoshops!
by JimmyK on Jun 20, 2011 9:30 AM EDT
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All the Osi photoshops are after the jump. Please vote for your favorite one (poll is also after the jump at the end of the photoshops). I didn't exclude any - Some are great, there are some that I don't really understand at all, and there are also a few that aren't really even photoshops... but whatever... As long as we're busting on Osi, that's all that really matters. Since a bunch of you didn't include your names, I just omitted them all completely. Probably more fun to learn who did each one after the voting anyway, and probably also more fair if we're voting blind. Thank you to everyone that participated - It was fun receiving the emails for all of these. And remember, the winner gets 20 bucks.
[Note by JimmyK, 06/20/11 10:00 AM EDT ] - A little confusion on the voting - The numbers are above the corresponding photoshops, not below.
(1) - Snuggle
(2) - Mr. Softee
(3) - Diapers
(4) - Fish food
(5) - Charmin
(6) - Little girl stuffed animal
(7) - Dancing Osi?
(8) - Mr Softee II
(9) - Chinchilla
(10) - Mr. Hankey
(11) - Movie poster
(12) - Osi 3rd grade picture
(13) - Locker
(14) - Mustache
(15) - ???
(16) - Uh, ????
(17) - Uhhhhh, ????????
(18) - Fat Osi?
(19) - Punching bag
(20) - Disturbing
(21) - Hamster
(22) - Stuffed Osi
(23) - Pillsbury
(24) - Taco Bell
(25) - Eli charity
(26) - Barechested Eli
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Lol didnt send mine oops
but these are great
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"Do you know where we are going?" she said.
"To solve the mystery of the eternal hereafter, I imagine," I replied.
-- _The Gods of Mars_
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger.
-Glen Cook The Black Company
Post it anyway lol
Merry Vickmas everyone! * Falls into pile of snow DeSean style *
"It's simple, ... I'm always striving to do more. Whatever I accomplish, it's not enough. I don't get satisfied. That's not my nature." -Brian Dawkins
"Well as long as you want to get it right it's Princess Buttercup... Jackass." -Udalango
im at work maybe later lol
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"Do you know where we are going?" she said.
"To solve the mystery of the eternal hereafter, I imagine," I replied.
-- _The Gods of Mars_
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger.
-Glen Cook The Black Company
my lesean mccoy picture didn't make it :(
its k….here it is:
Keep Jose Reyes, Trade Fred Wilpon
by BigBlueIntervention on Jun 20, 2011 9:47 AM EDT reply actions
21 is by far my favorite though.
Keep Jose Reyes, Trade Fred Wilpon
by BigBlueIntervention on Jun 20, 2011 9:48 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, sorry about that. My thinking there was that enough Giants fans would come over and look at this, and would obviously vote for the McCoy one, giving it a great shot to win. And I just wasn’t going to have that.
http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/ - Eagles
http://bloggingthebeast.com/ - NFC East
haha good reason
Keep Jose Reyes, Trade Fred Wilpon
by BigBlueIntervention on Jun 20, 2011 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm still laughing at the absurdity of some of these
HAHA some are genius, some are photoshopped… some are a fucking MS Paint job- and I love them all!
"I'm 95% sure that 100% of what he says is wrong."
21
is disturbing. Totally gets my vote.
Btw, I love how when we are ripping on Osi, we still can’t help a little hate-spew at Eli. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.
Let the beasting begin.
by TransplantedFan on Jun 20, 2011 9:51 AM EDT reply actions
I think you guys are like the Florida voters, and are voting for the wrong ones. The numbers are above the corresponding photoshops, not below.
http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/ - Eagles
http://bloggingthebeast.com/ - NFC East
sniff… what happened to my submission(s), Jimmy?
by igglemethis on Jun 20, 2011 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Damn you and your hanging chads, Jimmy! Damn you!!!
Let the beasting begin.
by TransplantedFan on Jun 20, 2011 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions
I doooo not understand 15
wtf is going on in that lol
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"Do you know where we are going?" she said.
"To solve the mystery of the eternal hereafter, I imagine," I replied.
-- _The Gods of Mars_
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger.
-Glen Cook The Black Company
I hate to admit this...
- is a photoshopped picture of Lady Gaga. All the green things were originally a dress made out of stuffed Kermit the Frogs.
/shame
Now you know, and knowing is half the battle….
"On the flip side, though, Bleeding Green Nation cites a PFF study that says Jackson dropped the highest percentage of catchable passes (19.67 percent) of any receiver in the league last year. I think he also dropped that punt at the end of the last Giants game. But then he picked it back up."
WTF?
why did it change my “# 15” to a list?
"On the flip side, though, Bleeding Green Nation cites a PFF study that says Jackson dropped the highest percentage of catchable passes (19.67 percent) of any receiver in the league last year. I think he also dropped that punt at the end of the last Giants game. But then he picked it back up."
The number sign does that
ahhhhhhhhh lol I could not figure out what was going on. GaGa is weeird
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"Do you know where we are going?" she said.
"To solve the mystery of the eternal hereafter, I imagine," I replied.
-- _The Gods of Mars_
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger.
-Glen Cook The Black Company
Here's the original
"On the flip side, though, Bleeding Green Nation cites a PFF study that says Jackson dropped the highest percentage of catchable passes (19.67 percent) of any receiver in the league last year. I think he also dropped that punt at the end of the last Giants game. But then he picked it back up."
Lol I would harp on her more for being bat shit crazy
but I feel like at a certain point of fame I would do crazy ass shit just cause I could
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"Do you know where we are going?" she said.
"To solve the mystery of the eternal hereafter, I imagine," I replied.
-- _The Gods of Mars_
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger.
-Glen Cook The Black Company
That, and this really is more of the place for harping on Osi for being a sissy. We can save the Gaga bashing for another time.
"On the flip side, though, Bleeding Green Nation cites a PFF study that says Jackson dropped the highest percentage of catchable passes (19.67 percent) of any receiver in the league last year. I think he also dropped that punt at the end of the last Giants game. But then he picked it back up."
who needs fame to be crazy? I'm a few levels above Lady Gaga and I'm a poor as fuck nobody.
Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...
Wild_Eagle!
Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.
-Awarded by Number5
Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!
Lol but peep aint taking pics of you all the time
lol. thats what im saying
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"Do you know where we are going?" she said.
"To solve the mystery of the eternal hereafter, I imagine," I replied.
-- _The Gods of Mars_
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger.
-Glen Cook The Black Company
People should take pics of me, I got some sexy ass poses.
Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...
Wild_Eagle!
Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.
-Awarded by Number5
Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!
Just please no vag shots when you are getting outta the car like the rest of the whores.
Jason Peters: Heart of a Lion, Face of a Chipmunk.
Eli Manning has the personality of a baked potato.
Oh don't worry..
I’m just going to walk around in a clear man thong.
Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...
Wild_Eagle!
Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.
-Awarded by Number5
Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!
no
god no
"I think pro athletes should be forced to use steroids. I think we as fans deserve the greatest athletes science can create."- Daniel Tosh
If Football Had A Church , Brian Dawkins Would Be My Preacher. -NPK
Creator of "Jibta" - NPK
"i know talent .. the eagles do not " – JIBTA
by NorthPhillyKid on Jun 21, 2011 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
already done.
Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...
Wild_Eagle!
Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.
-Awarded by Number5
Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!
She needs to be taken out back and shot!
"Running through the meadows,laughing with revolvers"- Warcloud.
by Dunta Is A PUNK on Jun 20, 2011 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I almost went with Slow 'n Soft.
Ultimately, I had to go with Charmin. “Wipe your ass on Osi” put it over the top. Goddamn, I needed this today.
the detail
in 5 is what brought me to vote for that one. Whoever did that even put the disclaimer on there…props to that…much needed laughs for a monday morning…
I noticed all the subtle stuff after I voted
but it’s the runaway leader anyway. The imprint of Osi on the actual rolls of TP was the clincher for me.
Secretary of State for BGN aka "Most diplomatic man on this site," as appointed by Talon Talent
Still waiting for the Eagles to Bring It Home For Jerome
epic picture post fail... here it is, for your consideration:
by igglemethis on Jun 20, 2011 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Haha, not bad. Nice attention to the poster too.
by TwistyWristy on Jun 20, 2011 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions
I would have voted for that.
AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a fucking clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.
That's pretty good
Top 5 if you stare at it long enough.
Good work on the 1982 MacIntosh font too.
Secretary of State for BGN aka "Most diplomatic man on this site," as appointed by Talon Talent
Still waiting for the Eagles to Bring It Home For Jerome
i think 16 is the most disturbing one. These are so great. I love BGN.
"I don’t know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf." - Joe Namath
Holy crap. Just really the Charmin one (5) has the Giants logo within the Charmin text. That’s freaking awesome.
http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/ - Eagles
http://bloggingthebeast.com/ - NFC East
All right who did 5?
I want to change my vote now. I obviously didnt look at 5 hard enough the first time through
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"Do you know where we are going?" she said.
"To solve the mystery of the eternal hereafter, I imagine," I replied.
-- _The Gods of Mars_
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger.
-Glen Cook The Black Company
Charminy
lol, that submission is great
"If they bring in a cardboard cutout of Nicholas Cage to replace McD, I’d be fine with it as long as it can get this D to execute." - McNabb2Maclin4Philly
by begforme4484 on Jun 20, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions
The Charmin one, number 5, had me laughing as soon as I saw it. It’s just… beyond fantastic. Hats off to whoever did it.
Apropos of nothing
Exactly how in the hell is Eli a professional athlete? I’ve seen better muscle development in a 10th grade gym class.
He also looks like he’s wearing some sort of nipple ring, or is that just my deteriorating eyesight?
I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, there will be no trade for Monta!
Thats Osi's face
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"Do you know where we are going?" she said.
"To solve the mystery of the eternal hereafter, I imagine," I replied.
-- _The Gods of Mars_
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger.
-Glen Cook The Black Company
Yeah, Eli’s nipples are soft, just like Osi.
by youaretheman26 on Jun 20, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions
#5 For the Win!
4 Overrated Rolls!
I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, there will be no trade for Monta!
How awesome? So awesome.
That’s what got me first – the Overrated Rolls.
- FTW
by Eagle Fly Free on Jun 20, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Uhh...
That was… odd…
Number 5 for the win.
by Eagle Fly Free on Jun 20, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Nice work all.
The ultimate goal at hand here, IMO anyway, would be to get LeSean to retweet one of these images on his account.
With that thought in mind #5 would be the ideal selection. The witty text in the lower right is a little weak but near flawless otherwise.
- Get my vote.
by andyreidswaistline on Jun 20, 2011 11:09 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
- number 5 gets my vote.
by andyreidswaistline on Jun 20, 2011 11:10 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
People need to bombard his account, haha.
http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/ - Eagles
http://bloggingthebeast.com/ - NFC East
Haha, nice. If he ever did retweet it (which he won’t), it would get picked up freaking everywhere. All the Philly site, NY sites, PFT, etc etc. Osi would probably respond again, too. Hell, we have to make this happen.
http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/ - Eagles
http://bloggingthebeast.com/ - NFC East
The blow up for this first one was crazy
Espn had like 4 articles on it. If he RT one of these pictures the world would prolly explode
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"Do you know where we are going?" she said.
"To solve the mystery of the eternal hereafter, I imagine," I replied.
-- _The Gods of Mars_
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger.
-Glen Cook The Black Company
If this happened, it’s a good thing you left the names off.
by TwistyWristy on Jun 20, 2011 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Just put my name on all of them..
I’ll deal with Osi’s soft ass myself.
Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...
Wild_Eagle!
Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.
-Awarded by Number5
Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!
Let's not get ahead of ourselves here
Pretttyyy sure Osi would destroy you. No offense, I know you think you’re tough and all and you may be, but he is a large defensive end for the NFL.
"I don’t know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf." - Joe Namath
Bring it on...
He’s soft as fuck, he’ll spend so much time trying to just run around me..
Also he’s not that much bigger than I am
Osi - 6-3 261 lbs
Me - 6-1 235 lbs
Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...
Wild_Eagle!
Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.
-Awarded by Number5
Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!
OMG could you imagine how nuts Osi would go
Lol!!!!
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"Do you know where we are going?" she said.
"To solve the mystery of the eternal hereafter, I imagine," I replied.
-- _The Gods of Mars_
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger.
-Glen Cook The Black Company
21
Like everyone else, I loved number 5 but I voted for 21 because I thought it was brilliant; it’s so simple but really gets the message across great without having to spell it out too much.
Also, 5 is crushing it anyway, so it didn’t need my vote.
"On the flip side, though, Bleeding Green Nation cites a PFF study that says Jackson dropped the highest percentage of catchable passes (19.67 percent) of any receiver in the league last year. I think he also dropped that punt at the end of the last Giants game. But then he picked it back up."
Agreed
21 is hilarious and took my vote easily.
"This is one of the top 10 biggest bonehead trades in the history of the NFL."
-Washington Redskins TE Chris Cooley
by goodfella46er on Jun 20, 2011 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Why isn’t anybody voting for #14. I put my blood, sweat, and tears into that picture.
VOTE FOR #14!!!!!
E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!!!
by Mikesta on Jun 20, 2011 12:06 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Haha, it’s one of my favorites.
http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/ - Eagles
http://bloggingthebeast.com/ - NFC East
Haha thanks LOL
E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!!!
by Mikesta on Jun 20, 2011 12:21 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Was having a shitty morning till I got to work and turn on BGN….this is so fantastic.
I voted 5 but I think I laughed hardest at 16 just because of how awkward it is and makes little to no sense at all.
Thank you to all the posters, this makes my wife falling asleep on me on BJ……..er I mean, Fathers day slightly more bearable today.
Thank you to all the posters, this makes my wife falling asleep on me on BJ……..er I mean, Fathers day slightly more bearable today.
She done fucked up.
Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...
Wild_Eagle!
Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.
-Awarded by Number5
Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!
It's alright.. Just throw it up in her face a few time then have Victory sex.
Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...
Wild_Eagle!
Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.
-Awarded by Number5
Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!
I loved 25
whos is that
AKA Detective Electric
"You got Lasik: NY Giants edition."-Udalango
"Definition of Explosive: The ability to score from anywhere, any position, at any point, at any time. In that case, the Eagles are the most explosive team in the NFL."- Big Blue Intervention
it was great how did u do it
AKA Detective Electric
"You got Lasik: NY Giants edition."-Udalango
"Definition of Explosive: The ability to score from anywhere, any position, at any point, at any time. In that case, the Eagles are the most explosive team in the NFL."- Big Blue Intervention
by Mr.electric10 on Jun 20, 2011 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions
It was an actual ad that I had remembered from awhile back. (link) Originally I was going to just put Osi’s head on each baby, but then when searching for a pic of him I stumbled upon this one (the hamster creator found the same one) and it fit perfectly. I was torn whether including Peyton/TO/Favre/Teblow would detract from the purpose of it or not (especially since it’s so small people might have missed them entirely) but figured why not. All I did was cut their faces out in photoshop and move them onto the babies, then I clone stamped the background on top of the text that was there and put my own in.
by youaretheman26 on Jun 20, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
hahah
i thought u made the ad too. Still great job and I love the other faces I thought it worked well.
AKA Detective Electric
"You got Lasik: NY Giants edition."-Udalango
"Definition of Explosive: The ability to score from anywhere, any position, at any point, at any time. In that case, the Eagles are the most explosive team in the NFL."- Big Blue Intervention
by Mr.electric10 on Jun 20, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Look at what some asshole just sent me:
looks like my is photo is winning and i sent 2 the puchingbag and charmin photo 4 overrated rolls waz a good 1
well this is my 2nd email address d 1st iz in the hands of a friend so my address is 108 rounds buffalo,NY zip 14215
(5) – Charmin
andrew
For $20 effing dollars? Really?
http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/ - Eagles
http://bloggingthebeast.com/ - NFC East
by JimmyK on Jun 20, 2011 1:30 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Those New Yorkers gotta get there crack somehow.
Jason Peters: Heart of a Lion, Face of a Chipmunk.
Eli Manning has the personality of a baked potato.
HEY!!
I’m from NY and fought just about every sunday cuz i rooted for #12. Randall was worth every lump in my head tho.
"Running through the meadows,laughing with revolvers"- Warcloud.
by Dunta Is A PUNK on Jun 20, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm in.
Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...
Wild_Eagle!
Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.
-Awarded by Number5
Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!
Damn.
Antonio Cromartie is really scraping for that child support money.
Jason Peters: Heart of a Lion, Face of a Chipmunk.
Eli Manning has the personality of a baked potato.
by DickMuffin on Jun 20, 2011 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Im ashamed to share a name with hmmm
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"Do you know where we are going?" she said.
"To solve the mystery of the eternal hereafter, I imagine," I replied.
-- _The Gods of Mars_
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger.
-Glen Cook The Black Company
It was probably The Real LT, he is form upstate NY, he relentlessly trolls us and he spells exactly like that.
Merry Vickmas everyone! * Falls into pile of snow DeSean style *
"It's simple, ... I'm always striving to do more. Whatever I accomplish, it's not enough. I don't get satisfied. That's not my nature." -Brian Dawkins
"Well as long as you want to get it right it's Princess Buttercup... Jackass." -Udalango
he also said he’d be making a new account to troll BGN again this week…
"I was the first option on the play and the quarterback made a great throw. I landed on my shoulder and neck and blacked out for a little while, but I'm fine now." - Djacc
He’s an idiot, his IP address is on watch so every time he creates an account over here it alerts Jason, Jimmy and Bob.
Merry Vickmas everyone! * Falls into pile of snow DeSean style *
"It's simple, ... I'm always striving to do more. Whatever I accomplish, it's not enough. I don't get satisfied. That's not my nature." -Brian Dawkins
"Well as long as you want to get it right it's Princess Buttercup... Jackass." -Udalango
the Kid had an account set up because he knew he was going to get banned,
he’s probably got 5-6 more, they just need to block his IP address from the SBnation blogs, he gets banned everywhere he goes.
Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...
Wild_Eagle!
Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.
-Awarded by Number5
Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!
He just has the two. He’d have to go to the library to set up an account, then go back after the day waiting period to post. I’m not sure if he’s that dedicated to being a complete loser.
http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/ - Eagles
http://bloggingthebeast.com/ - NFC East
He said over at BBV at the end of the week he'll try to make a comeback
Rivals beware
by starship 007 on Jun 20, 2011 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll wish him good luck, lol.
Rivals beware
by starship 007 on Jun 20, 2011 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL, he keeps saying he will lol.
He’s a little punk ass.
Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...
Wild_Eagle!
Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.
-Awarded by Number5
Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!
from upstate NY
Merry Vickmas everyone! * Falls into pile of snow DeSean style *
"It's simple, ... I'm always striving to do more. Whatever I accomplish, it's not enough. I don't get satisfied. That's not my nature." -Brian Dawkins
"Well as long as you want to get it right it's Princess Buttercup... Jackass." -Udalango
All Outstanding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I may not be the most noble of men but in a town of lepers, im the one with the most fingers.
Sex is like math. Add the bed, Subtract the clothes, divide the legs ... And pray to god you don't multiply!!
Uummmmmmm. Yea……….how do I post pics
I know…….sad rite?…..SO WHAT
by philly_fan_in_cowboy_land on Jun 20, 2011 2:39 PM EDT reply actions
SUCCESS!!!!
http://twitter.com/#!/CutonDime25/status/82880020028211200
http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/ - Eagles
http://bloggingthebeast.com/ - NFC East
hahah
thats awesome hopefully it gets picked up by everyone
AKA Detective Electric
"You got Lasik: NY Giants edition."-Udalango
"Definition of Explosive: The ability to score from anywhere, any position, at any point, at any time. In that case, the Eagles are the most explosive team in the NFL."- Big Blue Intervention
by Mr.electric10 on Jun 20, 2011 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions
UGGGHHH WORK FILTERS
What happened?!?!
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"Do you know where we are going?" she said.
"To solve the mystery of the eternal hereafter, I imagine," I replied.
-- _The Gods of Mars_
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger.
-Glen Cook The Black Company
lol thats great
Maybe he will start coming here since we are obviously so unbearably awesome
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"Do you know where we are going?" she said.
"To solve the mystery of the eternal hereafter, I imagine," I replied.
-- _The Gods of Mars_
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger.
-Glen Cook The Black Company
That’s just outstanding! Hope to see this on ESPN tonight!
"If it bleeds, we can kill it" -Dutch
"Men are clinging to football on a level we aren't even aware of. For centuries, we ruled everything, and now, in the last ten minutes, there are all these incursions by women. It's our Alamo."
-Tony Kornheiser
Hey Jason or Jimmy, why don't you get Lesean to join BGN?
Rivals beware
by starship 007 on Jun 20, 2011 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I think twitter or facebook is ok but I thnk they get in trouble for blog sites
Atleast people want to be on our bandwagon
OK, but that would be awesome
Rivals beware
by starship 007 on Jun 20, 2011 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions
A steeler? player is on one of the blogs
Or at least I think its a steeler. maybe a Saint
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"Do you know where we are going?" she said.
"To solve the mystery of the eternal hereafter, I imagine," I replied.
-- _The Gods of Mars_
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger.
-Glen Cook The Black Company
And there was the Bears safety who posted on here.
Jason Peters: Heart of a Lion, Face of a Chipmunk.
Eli Manning has the personality of a baked potato.
Chris Harris
pretty cool dude. Posted an article at the Bears and Pats site. After their loss, apologized to Bears fans.
Non Sibi Sed Patriae ;I bleed Scarlet and Grey...A Buckeye for Life.
In Bill We Trust.
This post
Just made it to NFL.com
http://www.nfl.com/news/around-the-web?feedId=top&id=-1217385637
"Learning to eat soup with a knife"
Damn Jimmy. I sent you 2 pictures in 2 seperate emails and somehow you didnt get either. It should be a tournament style voting though next contest because there are a few good ones that aren’t getting the credit they deserve.
Atleast people want to be on our bandwagon
Lawrence Taylor the Real LT says:
“nun of those are relly osi. their fakes.”
www.drcellphone.com
by Bleediots on Jun 20, 2011 5:18 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
That is the hardest I have EVER laughed at a post on any of these sights.
Thank you sir, I am still smiling bigtime! :-).
BTW, I got lucky finding that insanely awesome comment since I am only looking for Giant fan comments and I saw the capital “B” in your username, as in “Blue.” That needs to be rec’d for “Comment of the Month.”
I just read it again… and laughed just as hard because I didn’t notice the spelling mistakes the first time. Classic….
Just get it done already...
We will. Has to be a once-in-a-blue-moon type thing though. Like 2-3/year. Too much of a good thing can be bad, but if you save it for a special occasion, it makes it that much more fun.
http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/ - Eagles
http://bloggingthebeast.com/ - NFC East
Exactly, and this is funny stuff.
I voted for #21, where Osi is Arizona…. winning the Super Bowl. :-)
Just get it done already...
Yeah, sorry, a few hit the spam folder for some reason.
http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/ - Eagles
http://bloggingthebeast.com/ - NFC East
The photoshopping in this is quite good, I might have voted for it just on that alone.
"On the flip side, though, Bleeding Green Nation cites a PFF study that says Jackson dropped the highest percentage of catchable passes (19.67 percent) of any receiver in the league last year. I think he also dropped that punt at the end of the last Giants game. But then he picked it back up."
The Charmin one and the movie poster are by far my favorites.
But I voted for #14, just because it’s so simple.
"Don't 'O' me. This is a serious issue here."
-d-jackfan10
by McNabb2Maclin4Philly on Jun 20, 2011 7:12 PM EDT reply actions
This thread seems like an appropriate place for outtakes as well.
by andyreidswaistline on Jun 20, 2011 8:09 PM EDT reply actions
I was in the process of making a UmenDora the Explorer paint by numbers chop but it got to the point that it was taking too much time.
by youaretheman26 on Jun 20, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
These are brilliant!
"On the flip side, though, Bleeding Green Nation cites a PFF study that says Jackson dropped the highest percentage of catchable passes (19.67 percent) of any receiver in the league last year. I think he also dropped that punt at the end of the last Giants game. But then he picked it back up."
Hey Djackfan10, I've got a question for you?
Is it true in a BGN draft thread that you said “was the funeral fun?” to the Real LT. When he said a member of his family died? Be honest, please, because over at BBV he’s whining about this, saying that’s the reason he started trolling. I don’t buy that because he was already acting punklike.
Rivals beware
Jeez
He’s such a little bitch. I remember that. He made some smart ass side comment about a member of his family dying (clearly not being serious) then DJack said that and The Real Whiny Bitch was going along with the joke because he wasn’t even attempting to be serious.
Either way, who cares what BBV thinks? We have the best blog in the world and we definitely don’t need them for validation.
"I don’t know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf." - Joe Namath
Yes I did (it was clearly not serious and not meant to be mean) and then he whined and bitched and said much, much worse things.
And do you really believe he started trolling because of that? He was trolling LONG before that happened.
Merry Vickmas everyone! * Falls into pile of snow DeSean style *
"It's simple, ... I'm always striving to do more. Whatever I accomplish, it's not enough. I don't get satisfied. That's not my nature." -Brian Dawkins
"Well as long as you want to get it right it's Princess Buttercup... Jackass." -Udalango
by d-jackfan10 on Jun 21, 2011 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
starship,
LT was trolling before, then calmed down so he could participate in our fantasy draft thing, then he left, came back and went ultra troll..
Then Djackfan said that then LT bitched and moaned for a day or so.. Stopped trolling then went like super sayan troll before the banhammer.
Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...
Wild_Eagle!
Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.
-Awarded by Number5
Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!
Which is exactly what I thought, I knew he was already a troll before you said that joke
And djackfan10, Lt had some not so nice words for you over at BBV.
Rivals beware
by starship 007 on Jun 21, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
What the fucking fuck, it turns out LT got banned off BBV too, haha, but guess what?
Right before he left BBV he fucking flagged me!!!!!!! I didn’t curse him out, personally attack him or do any of that shit. I just asked him some questions and bwamo, he flags me. Fucking Punk.
Rivals beware
by starship 007 on Jun 21, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Loving this thread!
Just returned from my cruise to the Bahamas and couldn’t wait to see the result! I’d have to agree with the majority that #5 is the best one. The catchphrases and attention to detail make it the winner even over my submission.
Oh…and the Giants trolls really GAYED up this thread real good, didn’t they?
I-C-Y-U-H8-ME
as a giant fan
who think Mccoys comments were utterly rediculous first off what has Mccoy accomplished in this league , Osi has done more honestly im glad to see eagle fans wasting there time on this, i just hope mccoys ready for a bounty on him in week 3 , Osi must have really rubbed you guys the wrong way ( was it soft?) lmao
Thank You Donnie, Mr. Dolan please don't do the unthinkable
by colinlovestheknicks on Jul 2, 2011 12:16 PM EDT reply actions
These are hilarious!!
Check out my Youtube Channel Icecru2
yeah, i want some views...
Chris Johnson (2008-2011) HighLights
Alterraun Verner Rookie Highlights
Yes, Chris Johnson has broken more tackles than Adrian Peterson in 2009 and in 2010
Number 6 is still my favorite!
The Giants, Cowboys and the Skins may have a ring or two but you cant live in the past. I still think it’s hilarious how Yahoo always puts the Cowboys on a pedistol every year claiming “this is the year” to make and win the Super Bowl. Or how they Vagiants always try to hold their last Super Bowl win over our heads. I don’t know about you but the only team that can boast is the team that won last year. Green Bay can talk shit all they want until someone raises the Lombardi trophy this year.
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by larsonprojects on Jul 15, 2011 10:25 AM EDT reply actions
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