The worst case scenario...

by EvilBanner on Dec 8, 2011 9:39 PM EST

Has got to be a win on Sunday...

This season has been over from week 6. The Eagles are presided over by a power-hungry egomaniac whose lust for personal aggrandizement is only exceeded by his love for Tastykakes. God damn, he is a fat pig. Oh, and he is a sissy coward who leaps on the nearest excuse like he's a North Jersey slut hopping on a stiff rod. At any rate, for the Eagles to defeat the up-and-coming Dolphins would be a complete disaster that has the potential to derail the franchise and its hopes for rebuilding.

Today we hear from Jeff McLane and Tim McManus that the team is developing some sense of personal shame/anxiety about how their piss poor play could possibly cost their undeserving fat coach his job. Further, they explain how the players are rallying behind Andy in an effort to save his job. This, coupled with disturbing statements from Vick and Maclin this week about how fatandy is "doing a good job" leads me to believe that this team is "all in" on 6-10, 7-9.

They could beat the Dolphins this Sunday.

And it must not happen.

BGN, we need a horrible raping on Sunday down in Miami to get us what we need. We need Brandon Marshall to toss Asante out of bounds, have a career day, and celebrate by taking a nice warm piss on Juan Castillo's face. We need Reggie Bush to pound these pussy linebacakers like they're Kim Kardashian's backside. We need Nate Allen to be Nate Allen (miss 10 tackles, surrender 2 touchdowns--par for the course with that guy). In short, we need to get rocked by the Dolphins to the extent that Jaworski, Greenberg, Gruden and all of the other national apologists hop aboard the "fire andy" bandwagon.

He needs to go. He's had his run. His message is stale and his players are a bunch of soft pussies.

A humiliating defeat on Sunday gets us there, but a win on Sunday "keeps the Dreamteam alive." This season is over. Time to pull the plug.

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I'm great like Gatsby.

by Clint Eastwood on Dec 8, 2011 9:42 PM EST via mobile reply actions

Also by Tommy Lawlor

http://igglesblitz.com/philadelphia-eagles-2/the-case-against-keeping-andy-reid/

Fly Eagles Fly, on the road to Vicktory!

by KeepSwinging on Dec 8, 2011 11:02 PM EST up reply actions

Agreed.

Lose out.

The Curse of Lombardi
#TeamFireAndyReid
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Dec 8, 2011 9:44 PM EST reply actions

"hopping on a stiff rod"

A better expression is “riding the peg”.

Oh boy, is this great!

by MayIhave10,000marblesplease? on Dec 8, 2011 9:46 PM EST via mobile reply actions

You been in the Coast Guard?

"Even those invested in the idea that the journey is the destination may feel they've taken a train to nowhere." - Terry Lawson

by waterfield on Dec 10, 2011 1:03 AM EST up reply actions

Oh great and masterful EvilBanner

Thank you for bestowing upon us your words of wisdom. I couldn’t imagine a worse outcome for our season than to keep that fat ass, tub of lard Andy on our sidelines. I mean why not scrap all the talent on the team while we are at it and try to win a few games by 2020. Sounds like a hell of a plan to me.

I hope I am wrong, but Kolb is a four-letter word.
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by Cowboy KILLER on Dec 8, 2011 9:58 PM EST reply actions

We need Reggie Bush to pound these pussy linebacakers like they’re Kim Kardashian’s backside

lmao classic

by Eaglefan713 on Dec 8, 2011 10:03 PM EST reply actions

The only people that will be humiliated on Sunday

are the ones hoping for the Eagles to get blown out / lose.

Pop Quiz

Allen Iverson : Practice :: (a) Jason Avant : Home Games (b) DeSean Jackson : Getting Hit
(c) Eagles Defense : Tackling (d) Marty : Hand-offs (e) Andy Reid : Reality

Not a game, not a game, but practice ! - A.I.

by Eagladelphia on Dec 8, 2011 10:55 PM EST reply actions

b and d.

Veritas Liberabit Te

by DSmith215 on Dec 8, 2011 11:08 PM EST up reply actions

we need....

BRUNO DA BEAST……

by goldenbird09 on Dec 9, 2011 1:00 AM EST up reply actions

and celebrate by taking a nice warm piss on Juan Castillo’s face.

I think we all deserve a crack at that. It should be a booth at Flight Night.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a fucking clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Dec 9, 2011 2:28 AM EST reply actions

Funny post, but I doubt that’s going to happen. We have our views on how the coaching has played out, but it’s a different story with what’s going on inside the organization. AR will realistically not be fired after this season.

by notfromphilly on Dec 9, 2011 5:42 AM EST reply actions

We don’t need Reid back. He’s been making the same mistakes over and over again. Doesn’t learn from them, and the tells us he must do a better job. Over and over again.

What should be over is his tenure as our coach. He’s lame, and has been for years. Remember when we lost to the Saints in the playoffs? Linebackers were sad, and they still are.

by topcat6 on Dec 9, 2011 5:42 AM EST reply actions

Every ex-player seems to say that Reid is the best coach for the Eagles so I’m gonna go with them.

Castillo fired for sure though

by VBG on Dec 9, 2011 2:07 PM EST reply actions

I imagine a lot of those players say that because he takes the heat for all of them and there isn’t much accountability for poor play. You don’t hear many players talk about how great of a guy Bill Belichick is but he seems to have done pretty well.

Fly Eagles Fly, on the road to Vicktory!

by KeepSwinging on Dec 9, 2011 9:44 PM EST up reply actions

Randy Moss was/is a pretty big fan.

I'll give you a cookie if you know what my pic is from.

by Avant-Garde on Dec 10, 2011 7:33 AM EST up reply actions

If Vick plays on Sunday

We’re doomed to win. The idiots will rally around him and we will win out. This screws our draft pick. This reminds me of the recent pre-harbaugh niners. Lose just enough to stay out of the play offs but, win too many to pick who you want in the draft.

by Saidrick on Dec 9, 2011 3:15 PM EST via mobile reply actions

How many pots have you smoken? This team rallies around no one. Not even Vick any more.

Mercy Killing!!!! Mercy Killing!!!! Mercy Killing!!!! Mercy Killing!!!! Mercy Killing!!!! Mercy Killing!!!! Mercy Killing!!!! Mercy Killing!!!! Mercy Killing!!!! Mercy Killing!!!! Mercy Killing!!!! Mercy Killing!!!!

Whoever you are, when I log off, you cease to exist.
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by IggleGreen on Dec 9, 2011 5:05 PM EST up reply actions

How about show some pride in your team!

I grew up in Pa. but my job has taken me deep into the swamps of louisiana where all you here is "who dat, who dat" and on clear nights when the wind is gently blowing from the northwest you can hear the wimpers and sobs of jerry and his herd of cowgirls.

by eagleflownsouth on Dec 9, 2011 5:19 PM EST up reply actions

Fuck pride. We’ve had plenty of pride in years past when we made the playoffs and flamed out. I’m sick of pride. It’s not going to help us next year. What will help us is getting a 6th overall pick in next year’s draft by losing out. I’d rather have better shot at winning it all next year than have a little pride in a few meaningless wins against shitty teams.

I'll give you a cookie if you know what my pic is from.

by Avant-Garde on Dec 10, 2011 7:36 AM EST up reply actions

yeah

you are what is known as a fair weather fan, maybe you should root for the Cowboys

by eagleflownsouth on Dec 10, 2011 7:44 PM EST up reply actions

I've always felt if you're a true fan, no matter how awful the team is doing...

you support them….that is fandom in my opinion.

Trevor Laws: "Thank Giants for kicking to (Desean)."
Mike Vick: "Why would they kick to Desean?"
Matt Dodge: "Snap too high!"
NJ Eagle: "Fly Eagles Fly!!!"

by NJEagle on Dec 9, 2011 4:03 PM EST reply actions

I would substitute “blind” for “true”. Supporting bad ideas or teams for the sake of being true is kinda like voting for democrat because you are also a democrat.

by Saidrick on Dec 9, 2011 4:11 PM EST via mobile up reply actions

that's not what I mean

I’m not saying support the staff or whatever, I’m saying the idea, we are a fraternity, a cult, a posse, Hootie and the Blowfish…
There are still players we care about and admire on this team and I root for there success.
And it’s not like voting…We don’t hire out coaches or sign our players, we’re more like members of a club that have a board of directors, we want our club to be know as prestigious but we aren’t rooting for the respect of our higher ups.

Trevor Laws: "Thank Giants for kicking to (Desean)."
Mike Vick: "Why would they kick to Desean?"
Matt Dodge: "Snap too high!"
NJ Eagle: "Fly Eagles Fly!!!"

by NJEagle on Dec 9, 2011 4:41 PM EST up reply actions

For the past decade, we’ve had successful teams with likable players, and we have nothing to show for it but pain and frustration. We’re a highly respected franchise with a shot at a Super Bowl every year, and the fan base is, as a whole, miserable and pissed off at everyone in the organization. If we’re going to take the next steps to actually winning a Super Bowl, heads have to roll. Cancerous players have to leave. We have to suck in order to get better draft picks. If we win out, none of this happens, and I see no reason to believe next season will be any different than this season.

I'll give you a cookie if you know what my pic is from.

by Avant-Garde on Dec 10, 2011 7:48 AM EST up reply actions

But EB -is- supporting the team...

…by wanting them to loose. It’s kind of like the saying ‘peace through superior firepower’ but instead you say, ‘Victory through abject failure.’

Whoever you are, when I log off, you cease to exist.
"Good? bad? I’m the one with the gun." - Bruce Campbell in The Army of Darkness

by IggleGreen on Dec 9, 2011 5:07 PM EST up reply actions

thats funny

Trevor Laws: "Thank Giants for kicking to (Desean)."
Mike Vick: "Why would they kick to Desean?"
Matt Dodge: "Snap too high!"
NJ Eagle: "Fly Eagles Fly!!!"

by NJEagle on Dec 9, 2011 5:58 PM EST up reply actions

We want a Super Bowl. That is better accomplished by losing out than by winning out when it doesn’t matter.

I'll give you a cookie if you know what my pic is from.

by Avant-Garde on Dec 10, 2011 7:38 AM EST up reply actions

I'm with you brother

by eagleflownsouth on Dec 10, 2011 7:46 PM EST up reply actions

They’re not going to lose or win out. Lose to Dolphins and Jets, win against the Cowboys and Redskins. Because division foes are the only teams that the Eagles can beat.

RIP Jim Johnson, best ever.
"WHY IS THIS PINK-HAIRED BITCH A CAR?!"

by Imp on Dec 9, 2011 6:33 PM EST reply actions

The worst-case scenario

Would be a career-ending injury to either Shady or Jason Peters.

French fries are really Belgian, sausages and bagels have the same amount of protein, two countries' names mean "turkey", and Santa Claus was invented by the Coca-Cola company. Is life weird or what?

Debe ser verde y volante - Πράσινο και να πετάει - It's gotta be green and it's gotta fly!

by Rabbit T on Dec 10, 2011 1:43 PM EST reply actions