Okay Eagles fans, you're upset, this season has sucked, and every article you have had to read about it involves the term "Dream Team." I can't help but laugh as the Marlins sign free agent after free agent over in baseball, after drafting and developing players well, sound familiar? We need to instantly begin calling the Marlins the Dream Team, go join Fish Stripes now I'll wait.

Disgruntled homegrown superstar? Check, lots of talented free agent signing to fill holes? check. The only difference is when it goes horribly wrong in Miami, they have Ozzie Guillen to explode at the media, unlike Big Red's "I need to do better." I'm a Mets fan, you're all Phillies fans, lets come together for one good cause and ruin the Marlin's season.

Yes I know this should be a fanshot, but we need to spread this NOW.