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All Softie Team--Offense


This season has been a failure for many reasons, not the least of which has been the unbelievable softness with which this gutless team has played throughout the year...

Submitted for your pleasure is the all time Eagles Soft-Ass Team--the offense.

Head Coach--Rich Kotite

Kotite makes Reid look like a genius AND an old-school tough guy. This mealy-mouth sissy got his lunch eaten by any and all opponents. Made consistently gutless calls and was completely inept in game situations.

Offensive Coordinator--Marty Mornhinweg

what a bitch. His refusal to run the ball in key situations has doomed the Eagles to another shitty season.

Quarterback--Bobby Hoying

Arguably the worst Eagle in Eagle history. And that's saying something.

Running Back--Ryan Moats

indicative of Reid's idiotic "pussy speed team" philosophy. A roundly unsuccessful pick and a very soft player.

Running Back--(you might think I'd be tempted to do "for who, for what" Ricky Watters here, but he ran hard)--Michael Haddix

he was the 8th pick in the draft!!!

Wide Receiver--Steve Smith

Go back to New York, bitch.

Wide Receiver--Todd Pinkston

Ricky Manning Jr. raped him repeatedly in the Championship game vs Carolina. A complete disgrace. Refresh your memories, Eagles fans...remember THIS PLAY?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls794MhIkU4

Wide Receiver--James Thrash

see entry for Pinkston.

Tight End--LJ Smith

ugh. Couldn't block, couldn't catch...worthless...

Offensive Line--Antone Davis, Shawn Andrews, Winston Bustice, Ron Solt, Stacey Andrews (DickMuffin is right--the Queen is out. The other Andrews Sister, Stacey, is in)--yikes. Talk about some soft-ass queens.

Any additions or replacements?

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