Today I held my Philly sports Festivus airing of grievances over at SBNation Philly, but I wanted to have our own Festivus here at BGN. In case you don't know what Festivus is, I'll let the great Frank Costanza explain it to you.

"At the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around, and tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year!"

My grievance is with my Michael Vick.

Look, we know you're a tough guy. We know you want to want to fight for every yard, but you're a six foot tall, 215 quarterback. Act like it! Sliding is not an incredibly complicated skill. These fat slobs who play baseball do it every day. Certainly a finely tuned athlete such as yourself can figure it out!

Air your grievances in the comments and we'll add the best to this post after the jump.