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Who is Samuels?




You may have noticed a mysterious person being mentioned in a myriad of BGN FanPosts. This mysterious and elusive man is none other then Asante Samuels, not to be confused with Philadelphia Eagles cornerback Asante Samuel. Samuels is mentioned so often, I was compelled to do some digging, so I could see who this man was for myself.

Alas after countless hours of searching, I am left with no Information.

Since I have reached dead end after dead end in my search for the elusive Asante Samuels, I have resorted to theorizing who he could be.

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you Asante Samuels, the three headed Cornerback.

Perhaps others have formulated theories as to who or what Samuels could be. Please share your ideas.

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