Who is Samuels?

by Murdalok on Dec 22, 2011 5:37 PM EST

You may have noticed a mysterious person being mentioned in a myriad of BGN FanPosts. This mysterious and elusive man is none other then Asante Samuels, not to be confused with Philadelphia Eagles cornerback Asante Samuel. Samuels is mentioned so often, I was compelled to do some digging, so I could see who this man was for myself.

Alas after countless hours of searching, I am left with no Information.

Since I have reached dead end after dead end in my search for the elusive Asante Samuels, I have resorted to theorizing who he could be.

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you Asante Samuels, the three headed Cornerback.

Perhaps others have formulated theories as to who or what Samuels could be. Please share your ideas.

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This is terrible.

by jmigsantiago on Dec 22, 2011 5:50 PM EST reply actions

It’s Asanti. Duh.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Dec 22, 2011 6:11 PM EST reply actions

Beat me to it. Well played.

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

"i was never back on (the Eagles' bandwagon)… they’ll go 8-8 at best and Reid should be fired at the end of the season…. and all you loyalists will be crying your eyes out… and jumping off ledges cuz u didn’t see it coming" - Eagladelphia

by AnthroEagle on Dec 22, 2011 7:10 PM EST up reply actions

i hate everyone

by dstern77 on Dec 23, 2011 12:20 AM EST up reply actions

Jeremy Maclyn

Follow @PhillyFollower
Writer at Iggles Nest
#FireAndyReid*

by PhiladelphiaEagles on Dec 22, 2011 7:35 PM EST reply actions

Deshawn Jaxson
Andy Read
Leshawn McCoi
Jason Kelcy
Jason Baben

I hope I am wrong, but Kolb is a four-letter word.
With 10,000 characters in their alphabet, what does a Chinese keyboard look like?

by Cowboy KILLER on Dec 22, 2011 10:17 PM EST up reply actions

Eagles nickel LB Clay Matthews

by Rujasu on Dec 23, 2011 12:29 PM EST up reply actions

That's how

Juan read the Eagles’ roster in training camp. Took him a while to figure out the error

GO CUSE, BLUE, AND EAGLES!

by tanman5 on Dec 24, 2011 8:29 PM EST up reply actions

dont forget about

rileigh couper

by Mike GinZ on Dec 26, 2011 12:24 PM EST up reply actions

fuk u i hate peas

by NowWhat? on Dec 24, 2011 12:52 AM EST up reply actions

Don’t you remember, we acquired Samuels when we traded Steward Bradley.

by captain nodar on Dec 22, 2011 8:50 PM EST reply actions

Was that the same time we traded Kevin Klob and signed Namadi?

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

by AnthroEagle on Dec 22, 2011 9:08 PM EST up reply actions

Nah, it was after we signed Michael Westbrook.

"It's not going to make me try to hit you any harder, because I'm going to do that anyway." - Brian Dawkins

by TheRealMcCoy on Dec 22, 2011 9:40 PM EST via mobile up reply actions

It’s Cobb.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Dec 22, 2011 10:05 PM EST up reply actions

Search “Klob”. It’s scary how many people made that mistake, and did so over and over.

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

by AnthroEagle on Dec 23, 2011 12:51 AM EST up reply actions

Asante Samuel is the Eagles corner back.

Asante Samuel’s is his brand of missed tackles.

"I once had a friend named Charlie, and Charlie was always late to school
He had a black eye one day, but he wouldn’t say just what happened to him
Charlie got mad in class one day, and stood up with a .22 pistol
Told everybody that he couldn’t take it anymore, he was over being the victim"

by Snax on Dec 22, 2011 9:55 PM EST reply actions

haha

nice one

Joe Banner is Evil Banners father. Kinda like Luke and Darth Vader.

Juan Castillo switching from the offensive line coach to Defensive coordinator is soooo dumb it might just work.

Our defense will not be a top 10 defense this year.

by MightyJoeBanner on Dec 23, 2011 2:00 PM EST up reply actions

Bamndni Sabgobumah

"Witty shit some witty guy said on BGN one time"

-Witty guy

by frameoncue on Dec 22, 2011 11:08 PM EST reply actions

fanshot nigga! fanshot!!!!!!

I had alien women suck me off when god said let there be light i turned it the fuck off I'll leave your body drenched in the blood of all your ancestors
You'll never be at peace, like the souls of child molestors I'll cut you and bless your festering wounds with alcohol This is the final call, for all the rappers that wanna brawl Immortal Technique, the wrong motherfucker to diss
'Cause I allow God to let you motherfuckers existI got a Black Panther mentality with a spic fist You don't want beef with people like me so don't pretend
I'll resurrect your aborted baby and kill it again You get no props in hip-hop like feminine men You ain't hardcore, I'll smack the shit out of your mother You wanna be gutter? I'll leave you laid out in the street Signed yours truly, the motherfucking Immortal Technique

by So. Cal Swag on Dec 23, 2011 7:34 AM EST via mobile reply actions

No.

by Rujasu on Dec 23, 2011 12:30 PM EST up reply actions

……

pass pass pass punt

by griffeagles on Dec 23, 2011 1:44 PM EST up reply actions

What's up with your signature bro?

kinda a violent billboard no?

Joe Banner is Evil Banners father. Kinda like Luke and Darth Vader.

Juan Castillo switching from the offensive line coach to Defensive coordinator is soooo dumb it might just work.

Our defense will not be a top 10 defense this year.

by MightyJoeBanner on Dec 23, 2011 2:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

couldn't hate

your signature more than I do.

It’s offensive, it’s disrespectful, it’s disgusting, it’s distasteful.

Do you seriously feel tough, or cool for choosing the specific quote you chose to represent your online persona?

Weak.

…and flagged….

"EFF YOU, WE'RE WINNING ANYWAY!!!!!!" (Bye, Dawk)

by jalarsen1 on Dec 23, 2011 4:58 PM EST up reply actions

Well

With a name as pretentious as So. Cal Swag did you expect anything less?

by Murdalok on Dec 23, 2011 9:14 PM EST up reply actions

Who is Assante?

I'M GONNA TRIP BALLS!!! -Frank Reynolds

by Mapost1 on Dec 23, 2011 2:52 PM EST reply actions

I think Oldsmobile made those.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Dec 23, 2011 3:06 PM EST up reply actions

is samuels the guy jack is better then?

by eaglesinmd on Dec 23, 2011 3:58 PM EST reply actions

o

any day is a good day to be a Dodgers, Eagles, Penguins, Clippers, Texas A&M fan! except when they lose
I was born the year Brett Favre started playing.... amazing
If you're a troll, bandwagoner, or NNAMDI iZ SO GREATZ-er fuck off or i will go apeshit on you

by henry-dekoeyer-eagle-fan on Dec 24, 2011 11:10 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions