You muthafucking COCK-HORDERS, I’m so tired of what comes out of your MAN PLEASERS. Juan I saw more defense played in the Lebron vs Durant football game. Your defense sucks more than a transvestite at a gloryhole in a stall at the San Francisco Airport.

Andy, Andy, Andy, what can I say about you that hasn’t been said about a loser on the BIG LOSER already.

Nate, Coleman, Asante, Chaney, Cassy, and Jordan, how did ya’ll even find a job? You guys couldn’t cover a car with a tarp. I saw better tackling in Wal-mart on Black Friday.

Vince and Desean, Vince it’s really not your fault, dumbass Andy or Marty the ones calling those pass plays when they both know you’re as accurate as a pregnancy test made in Zimbabwe. Desean, you fucking suck more than everybody. You drop more balls than a pajama party in a senior citizens home. You couldn’t catch AIDS if you swapped Lollipops with Magic. Fuck all of you and Merry Christmas