Something Different For This Week's Eagles Video Breakdown

by JasonB on Nov 9, 2011 9:00 AM EST in Philadelphia Eagles News

Usually after each Eagles game we pick one specific play and break it down. However, this week, the best video I found taken at last night's game had nothing to do with that happened on the field. Someone caught this old white guy rapping for a minute and a half in the parking lot and frankly doing pretty well.

Plus, he gets bonus points for the batbelt full of beer... and for being a Brent Celek fan. I also like the drunk guy in the background who you think at first has a Jeremy Maclin jersey, but when he turns around you realize it's an old Donte Stallworth #18. The guy played 11 games here and was ok at best. Who buys his jersey?

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That was impressive.

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by Jason-E on Nov 9, 2011 9:15 AM EST via mobile reply actions

Stallworth = Maclin

by TimmyGee on Nov 9, 2011 9:19 AM EST reply actions

F'n A

Anyway:

you realize it’s an old Donte Stallworth #18. The guy played 11 games here and was ok at best. Who buys his jersey?

A guy who bought into the hype and purchased his jersey when they acquired him? A guy who wants to make the most out of his $300 investment?

by The Pied Piper on Nov 9, 2011 9:19 AM EST reply actions

What are you talking about, thats not a #18 jersey, it says 87, ie possibly Brent Celek. Stallworth never wore 87 when he was here. He wore 18.

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by Lesean25 on Nov 9, 2011 9:36 AM EST up reply actions

Never mind clearly you were talking about the guy in the black jersey/

Alex Bunbury = good. Teal Bunbury = a colour

by Lesean25 on Nov 9, 2011 9:38 AM EST up reply actions

Stallworth was great for about one game, as I recall. His jersey probably sold well after that first week.

by Rujasu on Nov 9, 2011 10:28 AM EST up reply actions

Gives me something to smile about this week hahahaha

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by FloridaEagle on Nov 9, 2011 9:22 AM EST reply actions

Who filmed this? People usually don’t carry a $9,000 camera to a tailgate

by The Pied Piper on Nov 9, 2011 9:22 AM EST reply actions

I think Jason posted something different because he didn’t nor did he want us to have to actually watch another play from that pathetic excuse of a game.

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by immynimmy on Nov 9, 2011 9:41 AM EST reply actions

“I’m a pimp with a limp, a sniper that’s hyper. Bitch I ain’t buying your baby no diaper.”

Fantastic. Also, I need a beer utility belt.

by DonnyD on Nov 9, 2011 9:58 AM EST reply actions

Lol, fantastic.

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by JimmyK on Nov 9, 2011 10:21 AM EST up reply actions

under $10 at target, apparently.

http://www.target.com/p/Redneck-6-Pack-Beer-and-Soda-Can-Holster-Belt-Black/-/A-13532189#?ref=tgt_adv_XSG10001&AFID=Froogle_df&LNM=%7C13532189&CPNG=&ci_src=14110944&ci_sku=13532189

aptly titled “Redneck 6 Pack Beer and Soda Can Holster Belt” lol

by RogerPodacter on Nov 9, 2011 11:23 AM EST up reply actions

Excellent.

by DonnyD on Nov 9, 2011 11:57 AM EST up reply actions

I still own #95 Fuller and #32 Watters jerseys. When you can buy them on the cheap, even Stallworth’s jersey suddenly makes sense. Besides the numbers get recycled, so my Trotter jersey can be easily confused with a Brandon Graham one – as long as I wear a jacket on top of it. If only I knew what to do with my #5… :)

by Eagles700Level on Nov 9, 2011 10:07 AM EST reply actions

Agreed

Until I got my new one, I was stuck wearing my #55 Bradley jersey and a jacket so it would look like I was wearing a Tapp jersey. And I, too have a #5 that I can’t do anything with.

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by Midnight_Green_Lantern on Nov 9, 2011 10:15 AM EST up reply actions

I have signed number 5 that was awesome once upon a time. It can not be rocked until he retires. Once a player is no longer in the NFL, his Birds jersey is fair game.

by DonnyD on Nov 9, 2011 10:38 AM EST up reply actions

Yeah, my brother retro-fitted his TO jersey with an Avant nameplate.

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by JasonB on Nov 9, 2011 10:51 AM EST up reply actions

is this what our season has come too

eff it we’re losing anyways

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by theaction on Nov 9, 2011 10:31 AM EST reply actions

BITCH I AN'T BUYING YOUR BABY NO DIAPER

great

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by the-vet on Nov 9, 2011 11:24 AM EST reply actions

nice

100 times better than the other rap posted here last week. Best rap ever posted on this site. Word is bond. Old skool bitches !

by Gdog2009 on Nov 9, 2011 11:24 AM EST reply actions

the other one was still easier on the eyes

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by Just J on Nov 9, 2011 6:50 PM EST up reply actions

hahaha nice, thats what im gonna do when im that old…just rap and fuck around and not give a fuck, probably fling shit at people and smoke weed err day

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by Mapost1 on Nov 9, 2011 2:06 PM EST reply actions