HawaiianGreen got busted looking at boobies in his architecture class. Furthermore Runescape players trampled Imp so it is my turn to write an Eternal Thread. Random as random can get. Enter with caution because what can be seen cannot be unseen. Any questions? We can help. Dating problems? We are here! Dealing with fan depression? Always here! Have a boring life? Have no fear, BIBTD is here... This will be the best Eternal Thread ever... kidding. Everyone knows Snakes on a Train is the best movie ever....

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The Eternal Rules:

1) No religion or politics sucka

2) Trash talking is fun unless the victim has fan depression. Flaming others is bad unless you are the Human Torch. If you are the Human Torch, your super hero card has been revoked. I'll pick Aquaman over your sorry butt.

3) Pictures and Gifs (especially ones that are attractive girls) are nice, but please put appropriate titles in your posts. Some of us have class while others are at works. How embarrassing would it be caught looking at Pr0n? If no one sees you, you didn't do it. 

4) No Rosie O'Donnell pictures or mention. Call me a speciesist but I'm not attracted to whales. As Sonic says "That's no good".

AOSTH Sonic Says Touching is No Good (via BlackDebo777)

5 recs or more please unless you value misery over humor. Do it for Joe Frazier. :) Be proud of your team.