Hello there, NFC East friends.

The Eagles blow.

The Giants suck.

The Redskins are on par with what they do.

The Cowboys don't stink yet, but they probably will.

Such is the life of an NFC Beaster. Or should I now say "Leaster"?

Nevermind, at least the Eternals are here.

The Rules:

All are accepted. None are turned away.

Trolls enter at your own risk. We're better at trolling you than you are us.

PiedPiper or whoever that asshole was, no Rosie O'Donnells.

Girls and GIFs are most welcome. Titles please.

By Girl pics, can't put up any nudies. I won't complain, but I'm pretty sure its against site regs.

Don't put a virus on my computer.

Trash talk is fun.

If you see a conversation getting heated/headed in a wrong direction....don't fan the flames.

Praise Tebus.

REC THIS SHIT TO THE TOP OR YOU WILL BE STUCK WITH JUAN CASTILLO/PERRY FEWELL AS YOUR DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR FOR THE NEXT 5 YEARS.