Into the wild blue yonder...
by EvilBanner on Nov 21, 2011 9:08 PM EST
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Air Force's own Chad Hall is the heir apparent to the overrated Lesean McCoy. More after the jump
Let's go inside the numbers, shall we?
Last night's game proved nothing if it didn't prove that Chad Hall is a legitimate NFL tailback. In Coach Reid's grind it out style offense, Hall really opened up some eyes with his impressive showing, featuring a heroic 5.5 yards per carry, displaying off-tackle strength and the breakaway speed for which he is rightly feared throughout the NFL.
The McCoy apologists out there will look to his superficially gaudy stats (23 carries for 113 yards). Sure, this looks impressive on paper, but there are many mitigating factors. First, more than half of McCoy's rushing yards came in garbage time on ONE RUN of 62 yards. If you subtract the 62 yard run from his misleading total, you have 22 carries for a very pedestrian 51 yards. This Steve Bartowski-esque 2.31 yards per carry is completely unacceptable and it seems as if Coach Reid has a tailback controversy on his hands.
Consider, friends, an alternative scenario in which shifty speedster Hall had received the lion's share of the carries over the undeserving McCoy. 5.5 yards per carry x 23 carries yields 127 yards, 14 more than Lesean unjustly garnered in the effort.
If the 2011 Eagles are indeed to turn it around, the only reasonable option is Chad Hall.
God Bless America.
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Ugh EB you cant do this.
You are only allowed to be happy about people who REALLY did something like Cullen Jenkins, Jamar Chaney or Brian Rolle DUH!
"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company
Except for when they do
Vanilla Ice is like the greatest rapper ever. Him and MC hammer
"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company
Who is
Mac Miller
Joe Banner is Evil Banners father. Kinda like Luke and Darth Vader.
Juan Castillo switching from the offensive line coach to Defensive coordinator is soooo dumb it might just work.
Our defense will not be a top 10 defense this year.
by MightyJoeBanner on Nov 24, 2011 9:12 AM EST up reply actions
Nice work EB
Chad Hall is an american hero.
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#TeamFireAndyReid
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."
Yeah? Well I just started using it so calm your shit.
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"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."
by d-jackfan10 on Nov 21, 2011 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
Am I the only one who loled at this
only thing more overated and soft than osi umenyora is the 2011 eagles
by metseaglesknicks on Nov 21, 2011 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
No, I lol’d when he used it the first time which is why I set him up to do it again.
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by d-jackfan10 on Nov 21, 2011 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
American Hero Chad Hall
someone needs a creative photoshop for this
only thing more overated and soft than osi umenyora is the 2011 eagles
by metseaglesknicks on Nov 21, 2011 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
Someone replace Captain America's face with Chad Hall's face
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"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."
by d-jackfan10 on Nov 21, 2011 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
Why does Captain America have Big Bird feathers?
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by EagleGreeninMD on Nov 25, 2011 10:30 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
My high level of statistical research and knowledge of football helped lead to this fanpost
only thing more overated and soft than osi umenyora is the 2011 eagles
by metseaglesknicks on Nov 21, 2011 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
Serious question
how is this different from the other post?
"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company
Because Chad Hall's white, that's why!
Jason Peters: Heart of a Lion, Face of a Chipmunk.
Eli Manning has the personality of a baked potato.
He is?
What if I was white?
Yo,yo,yo If I was white I probably wouldn’t even think the same
I watch tennis and golf and bet on hockey games(fuckin red wings man)
Wear a suit and ties and go to work everyday
If I was white
I couldn’t live around my way…..
Joe Banner is Evil Banners father. Kinda like Luke and Darth Vader.
Juan Castillo switching from the offensive line coach to Defensive coordinator is soooo dumb it might just work.
Our defense will not be a top 10 defense this year.
by MightyJoeBanner on Nov 24, 2011 9:20 AM EST up reply actions
Can we get a picture of Black Chad Hall?
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by EagleGreeninMD on Nov 25, 2011 10:31 AM EST up reply actions
Because it is more than just “Riley Cooper looks like Sunshine. Riley Cooper’s nickname is sunshine. Look, an Aly and AJ video of them singing Walking On Sunshine! Derp! Ode’d!”
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#TeamFireAndyReid
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."
by d-jackfan10 on Nov 21, 2011 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
ah
good to know
"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company
Chad hall is white and small and his few Carries gave him a better average herp derp also he went to air force so hes an American hero herpy derpy duh
Fuck Pacquiao, Marquez got robbed he should be 2-1 in the trilogy. Boxing is just embarrasing now, all to get the biggest payday possible. BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Great fight marquez real fans now who won.
by So. Cal Swag on Nov 22, 2011 2:57 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
In all honesty
I think we will see alot of this against the pats. It is well known that the pats don’t adjust well to “wrinkles” (wildcat ect..) Hall did look very quick out there. The only thing is every time he got hit I thought he might just break in half.
Stats won't get you in the playoffs. Winning will get you in the playoffs
-Michael Vick-
He needs to see more playing time
Because he would be perfect for the new “machine gun” celebration the Eagles LBs have been using. All he has to do is play, actually do something worth celebrating about, celebrate with the machine gun, and all of a sudden he’s a heart-warming front page story on Yahoo! Even though he’s been around for two years and they already did a story on Fokou’s use of the machine gun in a negative light…
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"i was never back on (the Eagles' bandwagon)… they’ll go 8-8 at best and Reid should be fired at the end of the season…. and all you loyalists will be crying your eyes out… and jumping off ledges cuz u didn’t see it coming" - Eagladelphia
But this made me laugh every time
I got a tremendous amount of enjoyment watching Hall break through the line, dodge the first defender, then get wrapped up and delivered 10 or 15 yards into the backfield. Even when I was certain the game would be lost, I kept cheering for the awesomeness that happened every time he touched the ball.
this post doesnt make sense. we have so many bad players on this team why try to make a post about shady whos one of the only bright spots. i give this fanpost a negative 0
"Buddy doesn't have many rules but one of them is don't lose to the Cowboys."
wait
did you mean this?
only thing more overated and soft than osi umenyora is the 2011 eagles
by metseaglesknicks on Nov 21, 2011 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
Guys, stop it. You need to take off the green colored glasses and see who Chad Hall really is.
"It's not going to make me try to hit you any harder, because I'm going to do that anyway." - Brian Dawkins
by TheRealMcCoy on Nov 21, 2011 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
Looks like you’re changing your name to TheRealAmericanHeroChadHall
Yes thats now part of his name
only thing more overated and soft than osi umenyora is the 2011 eagles
by metseaglesknicks on Nov 21, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
Zero
is neither positive or negative Mr. Literal.
Joe Banner is Evil Banners father. Kinda like Luke and Darth Vader.
Juan Castillo switching from the offensive line coach to Defensive coordinator is soooo dumb it might just work.
Our defense will not be a top 10 defense this year.
by MightyJoeBanner on Nov 24, 2011 9:22 AM EST up reply actions
get em
AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a fucking clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.
When you say "Into the wild blue yonder"
I assume you’re talking about his eyes.
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#TeamFireAndyReid
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."
No, I think he means the fatalistic rallying song of the Air Fo… oh. I see what you’re doing.
Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green
"i was never back on (the Eagles' bandwagon)… they’ll go 8-8 at best and Reid should be fired at the end of the season…. and all you loyalists will be crying your eyes out… and jumping off ledges cuz u didn’t see it coming" - Eagladelphia
by AnthroEagle on Nov 22, 2011 12:21 AM EST up reply actions
EvilBanner who in the fuck are you? Shady is overrated! Purchased and used some bad crack for lunch ASSHOLE. If you had any kind of a working brain cell in that thick head of yours, you would realize there are 32 nfl teams who would love to have “overrated” McCoy as their tailback. We have him. I like Chad Hall and would love to see him be more involved. But for you to open your big fucking mouth and call Shady “overrated” makes me want to take my big cock and shut you up.
by Brotherman on Nov 22, 2011 2:24 AM EST reply actions 8 recs
But for you to open your big fucking mouth and call Shady "overrated" makes me want to take my big cock and shut you up.
Wait… What?
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#TeamFireAndyReid
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."
by d-jackfan10 on Nov 22, 2011 2:29 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
He just threaten EB to make EB suck his dick.
Weirdest threat on BGN yet.
RIP Jim Johnson, best ever.
"WHY IS THIS PINK-HAIRED BITCH A CAR?!"
by Imp on Nov 22, 2011 2:47 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
No he didn't.
He never made any mention of EB sucking his dick. He just said he would use it to shut him up. For all we know he is going to slap him across the face with it a couple times.
That wouldn’t stop him from making any sound though, thus it wouldn’t “shut him up”. The only way one could possibly shut someone up is to shove something in their mouth. Thus, Imp is right and assuming EB doesn’t want it there, it also classifies as rape.
The Curse of Lombardi
#TeamFireAndyReid
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."
by d-jackfan10 on Nov 22, 2011 9:00 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Not true
A pecker slap could very well shut someone else.
- He may find it so unpleasant that he decides to no longer speak.
- It knocked some sense into him and he realized that he was previously wrong and decides not to continue with the argument.
- If there is some real force behind the penis slap it may very well knock him out.
All the above options will render the subject “speechless”
by Crizzle12 on Nov 22, 2011 9:13 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
dude...
….what the fuck…..
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by ShadyMcVickFactor on Nov 22, 2011 11:16 AM EST up reply actions
......... the fuck.
"Public school math has gotten bad the last couple of years huh?" - SGT Steve.
Yep, graduated from college and made the dumbest math mistake ever. I am a failure.
That would be called rape.
I'm great like Gatsby.
by Clint Eastwood on Nov 22, 2011 6:54 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
lmao I haven't laughed this hard in a while
Fuck Pacquiao, Marquez got robbed he should be 2-1 in the trilogy. Boxing is just embarrasing now, all to get the biggest payday possible. BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Great fight marquez real fans now who won.
by So. Cal Swag on Nov 22, 2011 2:58 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
this is fucking funny
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by EagleGreeninMD on Nov 25, 2011 10:33 AM EST up reply actions
You forgot to say No Homo….
So are you in the closet or what?
"Public school math has gotten bad the last couple of years huh?" - SGT Steve.
Yep, graduated from college and made the dumbest math mistake ever. I am a failure.
Only needle dick bitches who have a questionable sexuality need to say "no homo"
Real men look you dead in the eye and dare you to call them gay.
"I dare you to call me gay"
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Baby Momma?
But he aint’ black!
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RIP JJ
by HawaiianGreen on Nov 25, 2011 3:40 AM EST up reply actions
your gay
for having to distinguish what makes a man gay. I’ll call you gay to your face in front of your mom at church on Sunday. hahaha come get some
Joe Banner is Evil Banners father. Kinda like Luke and Darth Vader.
Juan Castillo switching from the offensive line coach to Defensive coordinator is soooo dumb it might just work.
Our defense will not be a top 10 defense this year.
by MightyJoeBanner on Nov 24, 2011 9:28 AM EST up reply actions
welp this is embarassing
silly Brotherman…i feel bad for you
Moves like Shady
by griffeagles on Nov 22, 2011 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
Lol hahahahahhahahaha
Be honest. It’s not big. Your little sister just has small hands.
Joe Banner is Evil Banners father. Kinda like Luke and Darth Vader.
Juan Castillo switching from the offensive line coach to Defensive coordinator is soooo dumb it might just work.
Our defense will not be a top 10 defense this year.
by MightyJoeBanner on Nov 24, 2011 9:24 AM EST up reply actions
brotherman
u crazy i think this was a joke i dont give a damn about dick i am all about the brest meat
okay i have cerebral palsy arthris and chronic fatigue as well i have a great life and loveing folks some days are better than other days i got a make-a-wish in 2001 and saw my favorite team the broncos it was the trip of a lifetime i wish everyone couild have gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that okay but i bleed organ and bule for my mnr fans but i bleed orange and blue denver will rise again resident broncos fan for every blog resident broncos for stampede bule thanks shvd98z24 real name jeremy woodard nettleton high class of 02 yes i am a raider Stay humble in victory respect all fear none and finish larry soprano
I never knew how brave EB was
I could never hold onto such ideals when faced with the threat of rape. You’re a brave man EB, a brave man indeed.
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#TeamFireAndyReid
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."
Sorry for the delayed response...
…I was just wondering how many big dicks it was going to take to stop my typing hands.
God Damn you, Andy Reid.
TO ALL WHO GOT EB'S BACK & EB HIM/HERSELF
I did not threaten rape in anyway. So who the fuck are you to call Shady “overrated” (the first line in the post you did asshole). Until you get your facts straight about being “overrated” get your nose and your eyes out of your ass.
A. You threatened to rape him
B. You must be gay. But there’s nothing wrong with that, Eagladelphia can help you through the coming out of the closet process.
C. You’re a fucking moron.
D. HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF SARCASM OR SATIRE IN YOUR LIFE? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
The Curse of Lombardi
#TeamFireAndyReid
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."
by d-jackfan10 on Nov 24, 2011 8:30 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
even if it wasn't satire
he attacked EB like EB was speaking about him or his family. Hopefully brotherman was just having a bad day and wigged out. I would hate to think someone was wound so tight over something so small. Being serious here.
Joe Banner is Evil Banners father. Kinda like Luke and Darth Vader.
Juan Castillo switching from the offensive line coach to Defensive coordinator is soooo dumb it might just work.
Our defense will not be a top 10 defense this year.
by MightyJoeBanner on Nov 24, 2011 9:33 AM EST up reply actions
Really, man.
"Even those invested in the idea that the journey is the destination may feel they've taken a train to nowhere." - Terry Lawson
Missing
what you are referring to my friend.
Joe Banner is Evil Banners father. Kinda like Luke and Darth Vader.
Juan Castillo switching from the offensive line coach to Defensive coordinator is soooo dumb it might just work.
Our defense will not be a top 10 defense this year.
by MightyJoeBanner on Nov 26, 2011 6:12 PM EST up reply actions
makes me want to take my big cock and shut you up.
How is that not rape? I mean, you’re talking about forcibly inserting your penis into him against his will in order to control his actions. If that’s not rape then Ben Roethlisberger is probably a decent guy.
Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green
"i was never back on (the Eagles' bandwagon)… they’ll go 8-8 at best and Reid should be fired at the end of the season…. and all you loyalists will be crying your eyes out… and jumping off ledges cuz u didn’t see it coming" - Eagladelphia
by AnthroEagle on Nov 24, 2011 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
umm
why its their crap tv shows all day if i ran a network soft core porn baby
okay i have cerebral palsy arthris and chronic fatigue as well i have a great life and loveing folks some days are better than other days i got a make-a-wish in 2001 and saw my favorite team the broncos it was the trip of a lifetime i wish everyone couild have gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that okay but i bleed organ and bule for my mnr fans but i bleed orange and blue denver will rise again resident broncos fan for every blog resident broncos for stampede bule thanks shvd98z24 real name jeremy woodard nettleton high class of 02 yes i am a raider Stay humble in victory respect all fear none and finish larry soprano
by j-man on Nov 24, 2011 8:13 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
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