One of my buddies forwarded me this hilarious timeline which he got from Maurice on Barstool Sports .  After reading up on Andy's daily regimen, I now completely understand why he never runs the ball.  And also why he is "calorically" challenged. (Yeah I made up that word, so what?)

The incredibly realistic timeline and a bonus Fat Andy photoshop after the jump.

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5:00 am – Wake up

5:30 am – Breakfast
6:00 am – Film Study
6:15 am – Film Study Snack
7:00 am – Snack Break
8:00 am – Find 3 Excuses to Tell Jeff
9:00 am – Mid-Excuse Pre-Lunch
10:00 am – Inspirational Team Speech
10:30 am – Post-Speech Hoagie
11:00 am – Pre-lunch Hot Pocket
11:15 am – Heart to Heart with DeSean
11:30 am – Urbandictionary.com to Figure Out What DeSean Said
12:00 pm – Lunch
1:00 pm – Catered Post-lunch Coaches Meeting
1:45 pm – One on Juan Defensive Meeting with Castillo
2:00 pm – Churro Break
2:15 pm – Grumble Four-Word Answers to Media
3:00 pm – 3 O’clock Pillow Scream
3:30 pm – Post Scream Ice Cream
4:00 pm – Fuck with Spadaro
5:00 pm – Shop Online for 5XL for Hawaiian Shirts
5:30 pm – Pre-Dinner Steak
6:00 pm – Dinner
7:00 pm – Cry on Toilet While Texting Donovan
7:45 pm – Satisfy Random Craving For S’more-flavored Pop Tarts
8:30 pm – Film Study
9:00 pm – Man Vs. Food is on!
10:00 pm – Design 3 new Goal line Trick Plays
11:00 pm – Emotional Breakdown While Staring at GB Super Bowl Ring
11:15 pm – Post-Emotional Breakdown Pot Pie
11:45 pm – Nap
12:00 am – Fourth meal
1:00 am – Ignore Incoherent Vince Young Voicemails
1:30 am – Eat all the Run Plays
2:00 am – Sigh Heavily to Self
3:00 am – Sleep