This season can be a success after all...all we need is a bit of luck....

...Andrew Luck.

This can still happen.  Hear me out.

Here is the Colts remaining schedule:

After the bye, the Colts host the young upstart Carolina Panthers who, with their mistake prone rookie QB are going to go to Lucas Oil Stadium and lose to the worst team in the NFL.

Week 13--the Colts go to New England and get brutally raped 47-0 by Brady and the gang.

Week 14--@ Baltimore--See game synopsis of Week 13 and replace "Brady and the gang" with "Ray Lewis and company." 

Week 15--here's where things get interesting...Tennessee is an enigma and they've been up and down all season.  This is a major trap game for them and they go to Lucas Oil and lose a squeaker.

Week 16--Houston at Indy--with Schaub out for the season, things are looking grim for Houston.  Indy wins a squeaker at home.

Week 17--GREAT NEWS IN INDY--Manning receives a favorable report from the docs.  Neck looks great, Peyton!  You can start conditioning in two months.  Indy rallies behind their fearless leader and bolstered by this unexpected good fortune, wins one for the big guy.  Jacksonville is fucking horrid anyhow. 

On the Eagles side of the equation...they lose all of their remaining games in embarrassing fashion.  This is not a stretch at all.  Then, in a St. Valentines Massacre-esque purge, Lurie fires Marty, Andy, Juan and Howie Roseman the day after the season and sells the team to Mark Cuban.  He moves back to Boston where he lives out his dream of finally making VI Warshawski II.  Cuban's first act as owner is to take a big steamy shit on Joe Banner's desk and throw that pansy out of the Nova Care complex on his scrawny ass.

Championship!