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NFC BEAST ETERNAL THREAD #16: Why the hell are the LOLskins winning the division?



Howdy Y'all.

 

No Politics. No Religion. No Conspiracy Theories.

Yes Trash talk. No attacking people.

GIFs good. Girls....great. Please for everything that is holy, when posting put a title.

Star-divide

 

5 RECS OR TONY ROMO WILL CHOKE YOU

 

Hey guess what I'm awesome. Real awesome.No Im Not Doing This to get 75 words.I just think I'm awesome. Really. I'm probably more awesome than you are. But that's okay. Maybe If I'm in a good mood, I can teach you to be awesome. Maybe.

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Am I awesome?
Yes.
5 votes
Definitely Yes.
4 votes
Oh Yeah, baby.
3 votes
mmmMMMmmm Yeah.
7 votes
OH MY GOD YES. TAKE ME!
23 votes

42 votes | Poll has closed

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haha I had to. I was bored and wanted to read about some random shit, and I realized the last one you made was gone

Team Greg Jones
Team Jerry Reese

"how the f*** do the giants with 6 starters out comeback while the eagles give up 21 2nd half points to the worst offense in the nfl…" -XxActionJacksonxX

"Heart" - PhiladelphiaEagles

by BigBlueIntervention on Oct 5, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because I'm an asshole...
No Politics.

Conservatives, moderates, and liberals suck!

No Religion

Worship Brian Dawkinity or suffer being a Browns fan!

No Conspiracy Theories

We’re all here ’cause of the aliens!

Yes Trash talk.

Good game, mate.

No attacking people

Fuck you!

RIP Jim Johnson, best ever.
"To catch theme is my real test, to train them is my cause."

by Imp on Oct 5, 2011 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

fuckkkkkkkkkk uuuuuuuuuuuuu

Team Greg Jones
Team Jerry Reese

"how the f*** do the giants with 6 starters out comeback while the eagles give up 21 2nd half points to the worst offense in the nfl…" -XxActionJacksonxX

"Heart" - PhiladelphiaEagles

by BigBlueIntervention on Oct 5, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins

"Sometimes you have to kill the one you are with so you can be with someone better" William Shakespeare

"Nothing shows true love like delivering 16 stab wounds to the jugular" Henry Kissinger

by Talon Talent on Oct 5, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

YOU"RE NOT EXTREMIST ENOUGHHHH
Conservatives, moderates, and liberals suck!

Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be humble.
-John Madden

by Willgfass on Oct 5, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

FUCK YOU ETERNAL THREAD!!!!!! DIE! DIE! DIE!

"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins

"Sometimes you have to kill the one you are with so you can be with someone better" William Shakespeare

"Nothing shows true love like delivering 16 stab wounds to the jugular" Henry Kissinger

by Talon Talent on Oct 5, 2011 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok, now I feel better and can get to business as usual

"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins

"Sometimes you have to kill the one you are with so you can be with someone better" William Shakespeare

"Nothing shows true love like delivering 16 stab wounds to the jugular" Henry Kissinger

by Talon Talent on Oct 5, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Steve Jobs has gone to the iCloud. R.I.P.

"The only game I play is football, and to me it's not a game."
-Jeremy Maclin
A kU fan once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

by McNabb2Maclin4Philly on Oct 5, 2011 8:55 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Too soon....

…but I still lol’d

Fly Eagles Fly, on the road to Vicktory!

by KeepSwinging on Oct 6, 2011 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

she needs both hands

"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins

"Sometimes you have to kill the one you are with so you can be with someone better" William Shakespeare

"Nothing shows true love like delivering 16 stab wounds to the jugular" Henry Kissinger

by Talon Talent on Oct 5, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I think she’s gonna put it between her breasts.

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

by AnthroEagle on Oct 5, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

How's this not green/

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Oct 6, 2011 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh God that woman is amazing..

by notfromphilly on Oct 5, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you hear that Obama is really the Lochness Monster?

Jason Peters: Heart of a Lion, Face of a Chipmunk.

Eli Manning has the personality of a baked potato.

by DickMuffin on Oct 5, 2011 8:55 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I thought he was Hitler

Team Greg Jones
Team Jerry Reese

"how the f*** do the giants with 6 starters out comeback while the eagles give up 21 2nd half points to the worst offense in the nfl…" -XxActionJacksonxX

"Heart" - PhiladelphiaEagles

by BigBlueIntervention on Oct 5, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

correct yourself BBI

he is Muslim Hitler

"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins

"Sometimes you have to kill the one you are with so you can be with someone better" William Shakespeare

"Nothing shows true love like delivering 16 stab wounds to the jugular" Henry Kissinger

by Talon Talent on Oct 5, 2011 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

damnit...you're right

Team Greg Jones
Team Jerry Reese

"how the f*** do the giants with 6 starters out comeback while the eagles give up 21 2nd half points to the worst offense in the nfl…" -XxActionJacksonxX

"Heart" - PhiladelphiaEagles

by BigBlueIntervention on Oct 5, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

I was wrong this one time and I didn’t like it, so I decided I’m not gonna be again.

"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins

"Sometimes you have to kill the one you are with so you can be with someone better" William Shakespeare

"Nothing shows true love like delivering 16 stab wounds to the jugular" Henry Kissinger

by Talon Talent on Oct 5, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had not heard that

but apparently its in the news that John Boehner has dinner with Bigfoot once a week

"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins

"Sometimes you have to kill the one you are with so you can be with someone better" William Shakespeare

"Nothing shows true love like delivering 16 stab wounds to the jugular" Henry Kissinger

by Talon Talent on Oct 5, 2011 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought he started WWI

with the pope and spongebob?

Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be humble.
-John Madden

by Willgfass on Oct 5, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Needed GIF

"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins

"Sometimes you have to kill the one you are with so you can be with someone better" William Shakespeare

"Nothing shows true love like delivering 16 stab wounds to the jugular" Henry Kissinger

by Talon Talent on Oct 5, 2011 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

tis not porn

tis good clean fun that can be seen on any college campus live and in the flesh on a daily. Especially in Hawaii

"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins

"Sometimes you have to kill the one you are with so you can be with someone better" William Shakespeare

"Nothing shows true love like delivering 16 stab wounds to the jugular" Henry Kissinger

by Talon Talent on Oct 5, 2011 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I forgot its like 3:00 PM for you over there.

I was like WTF is number5 doing in class at 9 oclock

Team Greg Jones
Team Jerry Reese

"how the f*** do the giants with 6 starters out comeback while the eagles give up 21 2nd half points to the worst offense in the nfl…" -XxActionJacksonxX

"Heart" - PhiladelphiaEagles

by BigBlueIntervention on Oct 5, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU!!

Jason Peters: Heart of a Lion, Face of a Chipmunk.

Eli Manning has the personality of a baked potato.

by DickMuffin on Oct 5, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

Cmon thats how everyone remembers u

Ag-gres-sive: 1. Ready or likely to attack or confront; characterized by or resulting from aggression; 2. Pursuing one's aims and interests forcefully, sometimes unduly so; 3. THE EAGLES FRONT OFFICE

by Mr.electric10 on Oct 5, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love how I’m rather indifferent to my name change and everyone says calls me Anthro, while you were pumped about it and everyone calls you number5. haha =)

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

by AnthroEagle on Oct 5, 2011 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Confirmative, Number 5.

RIP Jim Johnson, best ever.
"To catch theme is my real test, to train them is my cause."

by Imp on Oct 6, 2011 7:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

#5 for life

Ag-gres-sive: 1. Ready or likely to attack or confront; characterized by or resulting from aggression; 2. Pursuing one's aims and interests forcefully, sometimes unduly so; 3. THE EAGLES FRONT OFFICE

by Mr.electric10 on Oct 5, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I'm 6 hours behind

But I usually like to go on BGN in history lecture, without my computer I fall asleep. And it’s a little early to be looking at boob gifs at 8am.

by HawaiianGreen on Oct 5, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you really just say that?

"When life hands you lemons, make a profit." - Chet Cashley

"Float like a Butterfly, sting like a Bee; Make sure you got the ball in your hands, or else you won’t get a TD." - Joe Theismann

by Ralf E Chubbs on Oct 6, 2011 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

That may have been the gayest comment in the history of the universe.

Jason Peters: Heart of a Lion, Face of a Chipmunk.

Eli Manning has the personality of a baked potato.

by DickMuffin on Oct 7, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then you never will.

Jason Peters: Heart of a Lion, Face of a Chipmunk.

Eli Manning has the personality of a baked potato.

by DickMuffin on Oct 8, 2011 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

What is it?

It’s never to early took look at boob gifs?

by HawaiianGreen on Oct 8, 2011 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

or

Jason Peters: Heart of a Lion, Face of a Chipmunk.

Eli Manning has the personality of a baked potato.

by DickMuffin on Oct 8, 2011 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's never to early for boob pic's, gif's, touching, motorboating,

titty-fucking, boob sucking… NEVER

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Oct 8, 2011 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

And it’s a little early to be looking at boob gifs at 8am.

Dude…. Man card now.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Oct 8, 2011 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Miller Lite sucks.

Double man card rippation.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Oct 8, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed miller light sucks

I've been waiting my whole life for an Eagles Championship
R2C2!
RIP JJ

by sports00fan00 on Oct 8, 2011 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry I be a poor college student

My favorite is Blue Moon, that stuff is the best.

by HawaiianGreen on Oct 8, 2011 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think this qualifies as a return of your other man card. if you like blue moon try ufo white.

I've been waiting my whole life for an Eagles Championship
R2C2!
RIP JJ

by sports00fan00 on Oct 8, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re a poor college student so you drink miller lite? Drink Labbatt Ice pansy.

Miller Lite doesn’t save you any money because it has next to no alcohol content. If you have any balls you and one other person can kill a 30 pack of cans in one night.

If you want to save some money drink Old English or any type of other malt liquor. That shit puts hair on your fucking chest and makes you look infinitely cooler than someone drinking pussy miller lite. You can rag on them the entire night for drinking water saying rude things like, “Damn I’m glad you won’t have a hangover tomorrow you’ve been drinking water for the last four hours now.”

And if they punch you in the face you won’t care because you’ll be wasted off Old English.

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 8, 2011 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I'm not a fan of Miller light

But 1 its better than nothing and two I was using it b/c it’s commercials advertise the man card stuff haahaha.

by HawaiianGreen on Oct 8, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Return of another man card.

Good job.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Oct 9, 2011 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pervert

or genius? They want to look too. Perception is 9/10ths of the law……oh wait that is possession. Well you are in possession of a great gif, share with those around you. Titties bring the world together. (feel free to use that and make it a bumper sticker). Hey can you send me one of those Titties bring the world together bumper stickers? Do you have it on a T-shirt? I wear 3XL, will that be a problem? Thanks.

"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins

"Sometimes you have to kill the one you are with so you can be with someone better" William Shakespeare

"Nothing shows true love like delivering 16 stab wounds to the jugular" Henry Kissinger

by Talon Talent on Oct 5, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Philadelhia?

ok, the giants suck.

by BigBlueIntervention on Oct 4th

by EagleEyes on Oct 5, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I felt that

Last night, a comedian died in New York. Somebody knows why. Somebody knows

by Rorschach44 on Oct 5, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Oct 5, 2011 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

She's still hot.

Mhmmm

For the Love of the Game

Stockton to Malone- The perfect combination!!

MonSTARZ forever!

by ForTheLove on Oct 5, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

not a fan of the short hair

by The Pied Piper on Oct 8, 2011 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

This thread started awfully...

sexual. I like the poll. And that’s not the only kind of “poll” we wanna see BBI on, apparently.

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

by AnthroEagle on Oct 5, 2011 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Romo does know how to choke, yea

Last night, a comedian died in New York. Somebody knows why. Somebody knows

by Rorschach44 on Oct 5, 2011 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Video Games:

What games are coming out that are must-purchases? (I have an XBOX, by the way.)

I got Madden 12, and I’m set with my sports games.

I know MW3 is coming out soon, but a friend told me that “Battlefield” (or w/e it’s called) is better.

And what about that new Assassins Creed?


Writer at Iggles Nest

"Embrace the Jagr."

by PhiladelphiaEagles on Oct 5, 2011 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I find that I play Madden too much

And that’s the only game I’m good at other than NBA 2K11/12. But now that I’m in college and gave those games up (left them at home) I suck at all video games. (Meh, might be 1/2 as good as I was in Madden). Oh and Xbox360, fuck the japanese.

by HawaiianGreen on Oct 5, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

You only have an Xbox?

Well, the first Halo is pretty good.

Jason Peters: Heart of a Lion, Face of a Chipmunk.

Eli Manning has the personality of a baked potato.

by DickMuffin on Oct 5, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

More often than not, I try to shape my comments in a way where I can avoid responses like that, especially from you!

Haha, you win this round.


Writer at Iggles Nest

"Embrace the Jagr."

by PhiladelphiaEagles on Oct 5, 2011 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

battlefield is good

i really dont play that much, but the maps are huge compared to mw, good for sniping people. also you get to fight in jets, helicopters, tanks, armored cars, boats, jetskis…so many vehicles. i like it better than modern warfare. madden franchise mode, however, is the best.

Nnamdi has his continent, Asante has his no fly zone, and Mr. Rodgers has his neighborhood.

by NorthernEagle on Oct 5, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

i care to disagree, NFL 2k series is better than all the new updated roster that madden comes out with every year

My mojo so dope. BITCH!
Juan Castillo is a Defensive minded coach first
Paul Dee is a Hypocrite
Revis's Island< Nnamdi's Nation< Jimmy Smith's EGO
Revis has his Island, Nnamdi has his continent, Asante has his no fly zone, and Mr. Rogers has his neighborhood

by dday on Oct 6, 2011 7:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Gears 3 is awesome. I beat it yesterday, but I hear the multiplayer is good too

"you cannot think this 6-foot man is going to survive a full season if defenses have 904 chances to knock his block off"

by EaglesandRavensFan on Oct 5, 2011 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I need Gears 3 badly. MW3 is coming soon and I need to knock out Gears first. And I need Uncharted 3, plus Arkham City’s coming out, and I still have Killzone 3 half-beaten. I need somebody to pay me to play video games so I can get through all of them.

Fly Eagles Fly, on the road to Vicktory!

by KeepSwinging on Oct 6, 2011 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone who says Battlefield is better than MW is out of their fucking mind.

"Get 'Em"

by FlyEagles15 on Oct 6, 2011 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

That game is overrated imo

"I love my Ducks (wait 'til you see my O)"

by bkeagle718 on Oct 6, 2011 5:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

BF is horrible

My mojo so dope. BITCH!
Juan Castillo is a Defensive minded coach first
Paul Dee is a Hypocrite
Revis's Island< Nnamdi's Nation< Jimmy Smith's EGO
Revis has his Island, Nnamdi has his continent, Asante has his no fly zone, and Mr. Rogers has his neighborhood

by dday on Oct 6, 2011 7:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Skyrim is a must have

Last name Ever
First name Greatest

Pay DeSean Jackson

by Djax10 on Oct 6, 2011 6:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

“I’m getting Skyrim” translates to “You won’t be seeing me for a little while”

Fly Eagles Fly, on the road to Vicktory!

by KeepSwinging on Oct 6, 2011 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

hehehe I have a 3 day weekend the friday it comes out… so i’ll probably get it thurs at midnight… I’ve been waiting for the next one in the series after Oblivion for years

Last name Ever
First name Greatest

Pay DeSean Jackson

by Djax10 on Oct 6, 2011 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

played battlefield 3 beta it's really mehh, hate it

stick to COD

My mojo so dope. BITCH!
Juan Castillo is a Defensive minded coach first
Paul Dee is a Hypocrite
Revis's Island< Nnamdi's Nation< Jimmy Smith's EGO
Revis has his Island, Nnamdi has his continent, Asante has his no fly zone, and Mr. Rogers has his neighborhood

by dday on Oct 6, 2011 7:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

they said they fixed all the bugs and just wanted to get overall thoughts to make overall changes. Can’t wait for the vehicles. It’s also more realistic. I hate Black Ops, maps are too congested, too many camping spots, not enough sniping levels, and killstreaks and perks are stupid.

I've been waiting my whole life for an Eagles Championship
R2C2!
RIP JJ

by sports00fan00 on Oct 6, 2011 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hate black ops too, they really punish run and gunners in the game. i stick to mw2 or just nba 2k11

My mojo so dope. BITCH!
Juan Castillo is a Defensive minded coach first
Paul Dee is a Hypocrite
Revis's Island< Nnamdi's Nation< Jimmy Smith's EGO
Revis has his Island, Nnamdi has his continent, Asante has his no fly zone, and Mr. Rogers has his neighborhood

by dday on Oct 6, 2011 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Black Ops blows, the Modern Warfares are always good though, World at War and Black Ops were just horrible

Last name Ever
First name Greatest

Pay DeSean Jackson

by Djax10 on Oct 6, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

its because treyarch sucks compared to infinity ward

My mojo so dope. BITCH!
Juan Castillo is a Defensive minded coach first
Paul Dee is a Hypocrite
Revis's Island< Nnamdi's Nation< Jimmy Smith's EGO
Revis has his Island, Nnamdi has his continent, Asante has his no fly zone, and Mr. Rogers has his neighborhood

by dday on Oct 6, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

dark souls, idk if demon souls came out on the xbox, but dark souls looks just as good if not better

I've been waiting my whole life for an Eagles Championship
R2C2!
RIP JJ

by sports00fan00 on Oct 6, 2011 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

It did. I have it for PS3 and the game is hard as hell.There are no tips besides what people decide to give you. Most of the time the tips are legit but sometimes they lead u off a cliff. And the enemies are quick as hell. Regular guys can mess you up if you slack off.

by nyeaglesfan624 on Oct 6, 2011 2:42 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

not into those type of games, is a rpg?

My mojo so dope. BITCH!
Juan Castillo is a Defensive minded coach first
Paul Dee is a Hypocrite
Revis's Island< Nnamdi's Nation< Jimmy Smith's EGO
Revis has his Island, Nnamdi has his continent, Asante has his no fly zone, and Mr. Rogers has his neighborhood

by dday on Oct 6, 2011 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Has a new kitten. Be jealous.

by d-jackfan10 on Oct 5, 2011 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Has a new baby

Wanna trade?

"you cannot think this 6-foot man is going to survive a full season if defenses have 904 chances to knock his block off"

by EaglesandRavensFan on Oct 5, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am. I freaking love cats. They are so adorable, especially kittens.

RIP Jim Johnson, best ever.
"To catch theme is my real test, to train them is my cause."

by Imp on Oct 5, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

BE A DAWGGG!!!!

I am Sean McDermott, but no we're not related.
-Sean McDermott

by birdsflyinhigh2590 on Oct 11, 2011 5:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

looks like a snowcone

My mojo so dope. BITCH!
Juan Castillo is a Defensive minded coach first
Paul Dee is a Hypocrite
Revis's Island< Nnamdi's Nation< Jimmy Smith's EGO
Revis has his Island, Nnamdi has his continent, Asante has his no fly zone, and Mr. Rogers has his neighborhood

by dday on Oct 6, 2011 7:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

I own poodles :(

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Oct 6, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

I own one too.

The thing is retarded.

Jason Peters: Heart of a Lion, Face of a Chipmunk.

Eli Manning has the personality of a baked potato.

by DickMuffin on Oct 7, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Both of mine are smart lol.

I fucking hated them when we got them, but then D became a badass so naturally he’s mine.

And yes I’m like 6’0 230lbs and walk around with a poodle.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Oct 8, 2011 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mine is really smart too, always listens and stuff, but I think she has OCD or something. When she gets excited or nervous she immediately begins to lick herself nonstop. Every fucking time.

Jason Peters: Heart of a Lion, Face of a Chipmunk.

Eli Manning has the personality of a baked potato.

by DickMuffin on Oct 8, 2011 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like you wouldn’t do the same if you could.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a fucking clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Oct 8, 2011 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah.

That’s what the hoes are for.

Jason Peters: Heart of a Lion, Face of a Chipmunk.

Eli Manning has the personality of a baked potato.

by DickMuffin on Oct 8, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's just weird man.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Oct 9, 2011 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yup.

Its fucking annoying as hell too.

Jason Peters: Heart of a Lion, Face of a Chipmunk.

Eli Manning has the personality of a baked potato.

by DickMuffin on Oct 9, 2011 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd tell it to stop

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Oct 9, 2011 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

I do.

But that only makes her more nervous, which results in more of that shit.

Jason Peters: Heart of a Lion, Face of a Chipmunk.

Eli Manning has the personality of a baked potato.

by DickMuffin on Oct 9, 2011 2:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Put a leash on it and just correct whenever it goes to lick. Don’t yell or anything just tug the leash then relax it when she stops. Eventually she’ll realize she can’t go anywhere and calm down.

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 9, 2011 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Be nice to it.

Don’t yell.. Poodles are vengeful.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Oct 9, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

If you run with it

then drop punt it, it’ll listen really well.

"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins

"Sometimes you have to kill the one you are with so you can be with someone better" William Shakespeare

"Nothing shows true love like delivering 16 stab wounds to the jugular" Henry Kissinger

by Talon Talent on Oct 9, 2011 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you name it yet?

If it’s soft I recommend “Little Juan Castillo”

Fly Eagles Fly, on the road to Vicktory!

by KeepSwinging on Oct 6, 2011 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Juan on Juan?

My mojo so dope. BITCH!
Juan Castillo is a Defensive minded coach first
Paul Dee is a Hypocrite
Revis's Island< Nnamdi's Nation< Jimmy Smith's EGO
Revis has his Island, Nnamdi has his continent, Asante has his no fly zone, and Mr. Rogers has his neighborhood

by dday on Oct 6, 2011 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Juan Ton Soup?

Jason Peters: Heart of a Lion, Face of a Chipmunk.

Eli Manning has the personality of a baked potato.

by DickMuffin on Oct 7, 2011 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Juander Woman?

My mojo so dope. BITCH!
Juan Castillo is a Defensive minded coach first
Paul Dee is a Hypocrite
Revis's Island< Nnamdi's Nation< Jimmy Smith's EGO
Revis has his Island, Nnamdi has his continent, Asante has his no fly zone, and Mr. Rogers has his neighborhood

by dday on Oct 8, 2011 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey fuck you guys

He’s the 8th Juan-der of the World.

"When life hands you lemons, make a profit." - Chet Cashley

"Float like a Butterfly, sting like a Bee; Make sure you got the ball in your hands, or else you won’t get a TD." - Joe Theismann

by Ralf E Chubbs on Oct 10, 2011 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Post a pic

My friend got a kitten and its awesome. Plus its name is cheeto.

"Get 'Em"

by FlyEagles15 on Oct 6, 2011 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

There is only one cat worth owning

The Liger!!!!!!!!

"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins

"Sometimes you have to kill the one you are with so you can be with someone better" William Shakespeare

"Nothing shows true love like delivering 16 stab wounds to the jugular" Henry Kissinger

by Talon Talent on Oct 6, 2011 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's just a fat lion... with a shit ton of stretch marks

"When life hands you lemons, make a profit." - Chet Cashley

"Float like a Butterfly, sting like a Bee; Make sure you got the ball in your hands, or else you won’t get a TD." - Joe Theismann

by Ralf E Chubbs on Oct 6, 2011 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins

"Sometimes you have to kill the one you are with so you can be with someone better" William Shakespeare

"Nothing shows true love like delivering 16 stab wounds to the jugular" Henry Kissinger

by Talon Talent on Oct 6, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice photoshop

"When life hands you lemons, make a profit." - Chet Cashley

"Float like a Butterfly, sting like a Bee; Make sure you got the ball in your hands, or else you won’t get a TD." - Joe Theismann

by Ralf E Chubbs on Oct 6, 2011 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

not uh

I pulled it off of bing images so it has to be real

"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins

"Sometimes you have to kill the one you are with so you can be with someone better" William Shakespeare

"Nothing shows true love like delivering 16 stab wounds to the jugular" Henry Kissinger

by Talon Talent on Oct 7, 2011 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

And my dong is 2 feet long

"When life hands you lemons, make a profit." - Chet Cashley

"Float like a Butterfly, sting like a Bee; Make sure you got the ball in your hands, or else you won’t get a TD." - Joe Theismann

by Ralf E Chubbs on Oct 7, 2011 9:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

well congratulations on that

or maybe not unless you are a porn star. Normal chicks would run away from that. Anyway congratulations or sorry as it applies to that.

"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins

"Sometimes you have to kill the one you are with so you can be with someone better" William Shakespeare

"Nothing shows true love like delivering 16 stab wounds to the jugular" Henry Kissinger

by Talon Talent on Oct 7, 2011 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

He probably has a spaghetti dick though.

Jason Peters: Heart of a Lion, Face of a Chipmunk.

Eli Manning has the personality of a baked potato.

by DickMuffin on Oct 7, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

It still pokes kidneys

"When life hands you lemons, make a profit." - Chet Cashley

"Float like a Butterfly, sting like a Bee; Make sure you got the ball in your hands, or else you won’t get a TD." - Joe Theismann

by Ralf E Chubbs on Oct 7, 2011 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ralf E Chubbs: Tickeling belly buttons from the inside since 2004.

Fly Eagles Fly, on the road to Vicktory!

by KeepSwinging on Oct 7, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Rec'd... because it's true

"When life hands you lemons, make a profit." - Chet Cashley

"Float like a Butterfly, sting like a Bee; Make sure you got the ball in your hands, or else you won’t get a TD." - Joe Theismann

by Ralf E Chubbs on Oct 7, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Jason Peters: Heart of a Lion, Face of a Chipmunk.

Eli Manning has the personality of a baked potato.

by DickMuffin on Oct 8, 2011 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

It still pokes pierces kidneys

There fixed it for you.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Oct 8, 2011 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

.
It still pokes pierces tears through kidneys.

There fixed it for you.

by HawaiianGreen on Oct 8, 2011 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuck

It still pokes pierces tears through kidneys.

by HawaiianGreen on Oct 8, 2011 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good man, I almost fucked up there.

1 man card aquired for HG

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Oct 8, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awwww! You guys...

"When life hands you lemons, make a profit." - Chet Cashley

"Float like a Butterfly, sting like a Bee; Make sure you got the ball in your hands, or else you won’t get a TD." - Joe Theismann

by Ralf E Chubbs on Oct 8, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I busted laughing

Might be one of your best works….REC

by HawaiianGreen on Oct 8, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

The shit is still broken… stop randomly flagging shit.

I come in peace. Neutrality is my thing.

Barry Sanders is better than Deion Sanders.

by BIBTD on Oct 8, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

It actually is real. Just born infertile like mules.

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 7, 2011 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got a new bunny

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Oct 6, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

My bird died. :(

Jason Peters: Heart of a Lion, Face of a Chipmunk.

Eli Manning has the personality of a baked potato.

by DickMuffin on Oct 7, 2011 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn...

Want my bunny? It’s fucking evil.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Oct 8, 2011 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Evil bunny, you say?

Jason Peters: Heart of a Lion, Face of a Chipmunk.

Eli Manning has the personality of a baked potato.

by DickMuffin on Oct 8, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

my friend just got a new kitten

why? bc he wanted to

I've been waiting my whole life for an Eagles Championship
R2C2!
RIP JJ

by sports00fan00 on Oct 6, 2011 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

The League starts tomorrow

get pumped

Ag-gres-sive: 1. Ready or likely to attack or confront; characterized by or resulting from aggression; 2. Pursuing one's aims and interests forcefully, sometimes unduly so; 3. THE EAGLES FRONT OFFICE

by Mr.electric10 on Oct 5, 2011 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

I love that show.


Writer at Iggles Nest

"Embrace the Jagr."

by PhiladelphiaEagles on Oct 5, 2011 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thursdays are the best TV night

First Community, Parks and Rec, The Office, Madden for 30 minutes, It’s Always Sunny, and then The League. MMMM

Alison Brie

Fly Eagles Fly, on the road to Vicktory!

by KeepSwinging on Oct 6, 2011 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Flashbacks to Eternal thread #1. We were having a full fledged war with The Real LT and I posted pics of her to lift spirits. Good choice KS, good choice.

by d-jackfan10 on Oct 6, 2011 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

With Community back and no good football team to distract me I can give her the level of my attention that she deserves

Fly Eagles Fly, on the road to Vicktory!

by KeepSwinging on Oct 6, 2011 2:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thursdays are the best TV night

Very true.


Writer at Iggles Nest

"Embrace the Jagr."

by PhiladelphiaEagles on Oct 6, 2011 8:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

awesome

My mojo so dope. BITCH!
Juan Castillo is a Defensive minded coach first
Paul Dee is a Hypocrite
Revis's Island< Nnamdi's Nation< Jimmy Smith's EGO
Revis has his Island, Nnamdi has his continent, Asante has his no fly zone, and Mr. Rogers has his neighborhood

by dday on Oct 6, 2011 7:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Quick Question

I’m wondering what you guys think of my weekly fantasy posts
Is their anything Im not talking about that you would like?

Ag-gres-sive: 1. Ready or likely to attack or confront; characterized by or resulting from aggression; 2. Pursuing one's aims and interests forcefully, sometimes unduly so; 3. THE EAGLES FRONT OFFICE

by Mr.electric10 on Oct 5, 2011 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

anything else

and do you mean pics like these

because I think Jason might not like these on the front page

Ag-gres-sive: 1. Ready or likely to attack or confront; characterized by or resulting from aggression; 2. Pursuing one's aims and interests forcefully, sometimes unduly so; 3. THE EAGLES FRONT OFFICE

by Mr.electric10 on Oct 5, 2011 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck the bottom pics those are ugly

And u guys r making it increasingly difficult to look at this thread in classes

by HawaiianGreen on Oct 6, 2011 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

So start paying attention and close BGN

by d-jackfan10 on Oct 6, 2011 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Without BGN/computer I fall asleep

Because everything the teacher says I read in the book, the kids in the class are retards and listen because they don’t read the book. My high school was a prep school so general classes are so easy.

by HawaiianGreen on Oct 6, 2011 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Open another tab then…

I come in peace. Neutrality is my thing.

Barry Sanders is better than Deion Sanders.

by BIBTD on Oct 8, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm the only thing awesome about you and don't you forget it.

Eli is the Trig of the Manning family.
Sincerely;
The artist formerly known as BBI.

The only smart Giants fan is an ex-Giants fan.

I love lamp! I love Eagles! Go Eagles!

Lawrence Taylor is not fit to carry Reggie White's jockstrap.

by BleedingGreenIntervention on Oct 5, 2011 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s right you know.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a fucking clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Oct 5, 2011 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have no faith in the Phillies. i am worried. I might have to stop advertising myself as a Philadelphia sports fan in order to save my dignity.

by The Pied Piper on Oct 6, 2011 9:41 AM EDT reply actions  

well......

Hockey starts today!

I've been waiting my whole life for an Eagles Championship
R2C2!
RIP JJ

by sports00fan00 on Oct 6, 2011 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yay!

With no Basketball I’m hoping a lot more games are going to be on TV. Going nuts in free agency didn’t work for us, let’s see how it works for the Flyers.

Fly Eagles Fly, on the road to Vicktory!

by KeepSwinging on Oct 6, 2011 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Worried?

I've been waiting my whole life for an Eagles Championship
R2C2!
RIP JJ

by sports00fan00 on Oct 6, 2011 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

He gave up 3 runs last time…….in the 1st inning.

by The Pied Piper on Oct 6, 2011 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

^fucking this

"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins

"Sometimes you have to kill the one you are with so you can be with someone better" William Shakespeare

"Nothing shows true love like delivering 16 stab wounds to the jugular" Henry Kissinger

by Talon Talent on Oct 6, 2011 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did not know this:

Some of the Phillies’ own fans, known for being tough on hometown players even in the best of times, exacerbated Allen’s problems. Initially the abuse was verbal, with obscenities and racial epithets. Eventually Allen was greeted with showers of fruit, ice, refuse, and even flashlight batteries as he took the field. He began wearing his batting helmet even while playing his position in the field, which gave rise to another nickname, “Crash Helmet”, shortened to “Crash”.

by The Pied Piper on Oct 6, 2011 1:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Head shaped oddly an has Tuck Justin

E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!!!

by Mikesta on Oct 6, 2011 2:53 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I'm going to admit I was wrong

I thought Babin would be average to below average.
He’s been one of your guys bright spots

Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be humble.
-John Madden

by Willgfass on Oct 6, 2011 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m seriously going to kill my roommates one of these days. Them and their stupid prank wars with bunch of girls.

RIP Jim Johnson, best ever.
"To catch theme is my real test, to train them is my cause."

by Imp on Oct 6, 2011 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Slippery Rock University

Side note: I have 4 roommates; only two were main one involved.

Something happen between a few girls in my hallway and one or two of my roommates – not sure what happen, I wasn’t there. All I know is that my roommate’s bookbag got into one of the girl’s room and she put a tampon in it (with a note and a stupid vagina related joke). So my roommates decided to take that tampon, put ketchup on it (like blood! AHAHAHA…) and hang it outside their door. Something happen, again I wasn’t there, that wind up involving one of them throwing the tampon into the room and it getting into one of the girl’s hair. She kinda got pissed at that and the roommates came back into the room.

So, since she wasn’t going to get anymore pranks without murder getting involved, one of the two dumbasses decided to prank someone else. He took an old condom from the trash, put mayonnaise in it (like cum! AHAHAHA….) and put it on a plate. He was going to slide it under a door of another group of doors.

At this point, I’m standing infront of the door to not let him get past. I just want the shit end and go to bed. They ask me to get out of the way so they can go pranking, because it’s funny or some shit. I said no. They kept on and kept asking me to move. I told them “make me.” Ok, bad move on my part – one of my roommates decided to grab my legs, drop me on the floor, and dragged me across the floor.

The roommate with the plate went across the hall, drop the plate in front of the door, and make sexual noises like “OH YEAH, OH YEAH!” right outside the door.

I’m in my room for good at this point, having enough of this petty shit. They’re still going at it with other people 25 minutes later.

RIP Jim Johnson, best ever.
"To catch theme is my real test, to train them is my cause."

by Imp on Oct 7, 2011 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lol, freshmen. AMIRITE? Haha, but seriously, lots of incoming students are immature, and most don’t grow up. Hopefully you find a way to deal with them this year and get a better situation next year.

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

by AnthroEagle on Oct 7, 2011 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

Pretty good. I’m a freshman and I don’t have time to do stupid stuff, Architecture absorbs so much of my time that I’m in here more than I am with my friends or room :(

And where is that University?

by HawaiianGreen on Oct 7, 2011 4:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

And where is that University?

Western PA. It’s like an hour from Pittsburgh.

RIP Jim Johnson, best ever.
"To catch theme is my real test, to train them is my cause."

by Imp on Oct 7, 2011 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

why weren’t you out at a party?…. or drunk?

I've been waiting my whole life for an Eagles Championship
R2C2!
RIP JJ

by sports00fan00 on Oct 7, 2011 8:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t like parties or getting drunk.

RIP Jim Johnson, best ever.
"To catch theme is my real test, to train them is my cause."

by Imp on Oct 7, 2011 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good man.

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

by AnthroEagle on Oct 7, 2011 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pussy!

I hate parties, but slammed some good shit last night.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Oct 7, 2011 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lame.

RIP Jim Johnson, best ever.
"To catch theme is my real test, to train them is my cause."

by Imp on Oct 7, 2011 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL,

I just drink from time to time… Finally got my hands on some Yuengling so I had to show it who’s boss.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Oct 8, 2011 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

During my freshamn year got put in a room with a complete douche.

His side of the room look like a complete landfill. He got drunk every fucking night (which I was fine with because it meant I could go to sleep before his ass came stumbling it), I used to wake in the middle of the night to sounds of him and some broad fucking right next to me, and even when he wasn’t fucking he still slept naked so if I happened to wake up when his alarm goes off guess what I get to see.

I eventually moved to some dorms where I’m living with 2 other people, but we all have our separate rooms, so I didn’t have to see any of their asses. Then I got a new T.V. and some new headphones, (aka the antisocial start kit). I now everything is fine.

Good luck with you situation.

I'll Have a Samuel Jackson. It'll get ya drunk. Mmm-mmm b***h.

by Snax on Oct 7, 2011 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

aka the antisocial start kit

Lol, so true.

Fly Eagles Fly, on the road to Vicktory!

by KeepSwinging on Oct 7, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish I did that.

I was dumb enough trying to fit in my college despite being an introvert.

I come in peace. Neutrality is my thing.

Barry Sanders is better than Deion Sanders.

by BIBTD on Oct 8, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude... You need to get a crossbow,

they’d never fuck with you again.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Oct 7, 2011 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re in college, you should be out having fun. You have the rest of your life to be stuck being miserable. Live it the fuck up.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a fucking clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Oct 7, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

You inspire me...

I’m not going to make good decisions tonight.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Oct 8, 2011 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it bad that I got hyped when I heard about new episodes of Beavis and Butthead?

What’s wrong with being immature?

I'll Have a Samuel Jackson. It'll get ya drunk. Mmm-mmm b***h.

by Snax on Oct 7, 2011 2:27 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s only bad because there’s no way it’s going to be good.

Fly Eagles Fly, on the road to Vicktory!

by KeepSwinging on Oct 7, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who the hell calls a cheessteak a Philly? Arby’s can’t even ask people from Philadelphia what we call it before they make an ad

I'm great like Gatsby.

by Clint Eastwood on Oct 7, 2011 5:27 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

fuck the yankee$

Team Greg Jones
Team Jerry Reese

"how the f*** do the giants with 6 starters out comeback while the eagles give up 21 2nd half points to the worst offense in the nfl…" -XxActionJacksonxX

"Heart" - PhiladelphiaEagles

by BigBlueIntervention on Oct 7, 2011 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fucking Cardinals.

RIP Jim Johnson, best ever.
"To catch theme is my real test, to train them is my cause."

by Imp on Oct 7, 2011 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

This is just depressing and embarrasing. Thank God I’m just a fairweather Phillies fan

by The Pied Piper on Oct 7, 2011 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Seems Philly’s sports teams have more in common than we thought…

by djthekidd on Oct 7, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least they didn;t blow a 9th inning lead

by The Pied Piper on Oct 7, 2011 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

True. I think my TV might have ended up murdered if that happened.

by djthekidd on Oct 8, 2011 8:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m also happy that we traded 3 of our top 5 prospects for Hunter Pence. We really needed his offense

by The Pied Piper on Oct 7, 2011 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

We’ll end up signing Albert Pujols at 3:00 am in December just watch

I'm great like Gatsby.

by Clint Eastwood on Oct 8, 2011 6:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

you forgot Jose Reyes… and Rollins will walk.. Watch.

I come in peace. Neutrality is my thing.

Barry Sanders is better than Deion Sanders.

by BIBTD on Oct 8, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

And we’ll trade for Josh Hamilton some time during the season.

I'm great like Gatsby.

by Clint Eastwood on Oct 8, 2011 10:06 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Or sign CC for less money than the yankees will offer

I've been waiting my whole life for an Eagles Championship
R2C2!
RIP JJ

by sports00fan00 on Oct 9, 2011 9:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

And sign Prince Fielder to replace Ryan Howard until he comes back from his injury.

I'm great like Gatsby.

by Clint Eastwood on Oct 9, 2011 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Phuck, phuck, phuck, phuck, phuck, phuck, phuck, phuck.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a fucking clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Oct 7, 2011 11:57 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

lol

I was watching My Cat from Hell, and the girl was deciding whether or not she should keep her boyfriend or her cat.

by The Pied Piper on Oct 8, 2011 5:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Yankees and Phillies both gone from the playoffs.

Ah, the sweet sweet bitter joy it is to be a Mets fan….

Team Greg Jones
Team Jerry Reese

"how the f*** do the giants with 6 starters out comeback while the eagles give up 21 2nd half points to the worst offense in the nfl…" -XxActionJacksonxX

"Heart" - PhiladelphiaEagles

by BigBlueIntervention on Oct 8, 2011 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

When was the last time the Mets were in the playoffs?? Too busy choking the hammer eh?

I come in peace. Neutrality is my thing.

Barry Sanders is better than Deion Sanders.

by BIBTD on Oct 8, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

like I said. Bitter joy.

I’ve had enough time wallowing in my depression after we got eliminated months ago. Now its just bitter, maniacal, angry, ecstasy at all the hard work your team has done, the other teams they have crushed….for naught.

Team Greg Jones
Team Jerry Reese

"how the f*** do the giants with 6 starters out comeback while the eagles give up 21 2nd half points to the worst offense in the nfl…" -XxActionJacksonxX

"Heart" - PhiladelphiaEagles

by BigBlueIntervention on Oct 8, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go Marlins.

I'll Have a Samuel Jackson. It'll get ya drunk. Mmm-mmm b***h.

by Snax on Oct 10, 2011 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

You mean LOL Marlins

I come in peace. Neutrality is my thing.

Barry Sanders is better than Deion Sanders.

by BIBTD on Oct 10, 2011 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck Handley Ramirez.

That bitch fucked me over in fantasy bball.

Jason Peters: Heart of a Lion, Face of a Chipmunk.

Eli Manning has the personality of a baked potato.

by DickMuffin on Oct 10, 2011 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

You should had went with Gaby Sanchez.. First person to give a homerun to the LOL Marlins in their new park is going on my shit list.

I come in peace. Neutrality is my thing.

Barry Sanders is better than Deion Sanders.

by BIBTD on Oct 10, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're on the way up!

This is based on the 7 games I’ve watched in their entirety (or at least up to the 8th inning).

I'll Have a Samuel Jackson. It'll get ya drunk. Mmm-mmm b***h.

by Snax on Oct 10, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.. you guys are in the basement. The Nationals play better than you guys. Have fun playing with the Mets at the bottom of the NL East.

I come in peace. Neutrality is my thing.

Barry Sanders is better than Deion Sanders.

by BIBTD on Oct 10, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

If anyone, it's the Nats that are on their way up.

"When life hands you lemons, make a profit." - Chet Cashley

"Float like a Butterfly, sting like a Bee; Make sure you got the ball in your hands, or else you won’t get a TD." - Joe Theismann

by Ralf E Chubbs on Oct 10, 2011 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stephen Stratsburg > Josh Johnson

I come in peace. Neutrality is my thing.

Barry Sanders is better than Deion Sanders.

by BIBTD on Oct 10, 2011 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Michael Morse > half our current roster

"When life hands you lemons, make a profit." - Chet Cashley

"Float like a Butterfly, sting like a Bee; Make sure you got the ball in your hands, or else you won’t get a TD." - Joe Theismann

by Ralf E Chubbs on Oct 10, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

You do know I'm screwing around right?

Everyone knows that we’re bad dude. Nice job jumping on top of that one.

I'll Have a Samuel Jackson. It'll get ya drunk. Mmm-mmm b***h.

by Snax on Oct 10, 2011 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn’t know if you were the delusional fan or not. It’s this weekend…

I come in peace. Neutrality is my thing.

Barry Sanders is better than Deion Sanders.

by BIBTD on Oct 11, 2011 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

If 2008 didn't happen I'd be in a serious depressive state.

"When life hands you lemons, make a profit." - Chet Cashley

"Float like a Butterfly, sting like a Bee; Make sure you got the ball in your hands, or else you won’t get a TD." - Joe Theismann

by Ralf E Chubbs on Oct 8, 2011 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

can i ask a question that has nothing to do with nothing? it nothing serious but something ive been debating all day long

"Buddy doesn't have many rules but one of them is don't lose to the Cowboys."

by greenismean on Oct 8, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Ask a way… Tumblr killed my brain.

I come in peace. Neutrality is my thing.

Barry Sanders is better than Deion Sanders.

by BIBTD on Oct 8, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

my grandmother comes to visit me once a while and she always brings food, shes 88 years old shes your typical awesome grandmother, she still drives and is independent and all that. whenever she visits like i said before she brings food. this time she brought me a untouched small salad with no dressing and a half full container of shrimp salad. now im at a crossroads because i love shrimp salad but it half of it is missing. i really want to eat it but i never asked her if she ate out of the container or scooped out a portion and ate in on a plate. im grossed out by eating food that people have eaten out of already unless its spooned out with something clean. would i be wrong by asking my grandmother if she ate out of it do you think that would insult her that i dont want her germs…god dammit that shit looks banging i just have a thing about eating half eaten food.. is it past the point where i can call her and ask her whether she ate out of it?

"Buddy doesn't have many rules but one of them is don't lose to the Cowboys."

by greenismean on Oct 8, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m kinda like that myself. I can’t share food or drinks with other people. Gah. If in doubt, tossed that shit out. If is looks good then eat the part that looks untouched.

Anymore questions?

I come in peace. Neutrality is my thing.

Barry Sanders is better than Deion Sanders.

by BIBTD on Oct 8, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah i kind of agree with you man, i think the best course of action i stealing a few shrimp from the top, tossing it out then getting some fresh stuff tommorow. im not even sure if its the germs that gross me out or just thinking of my grandmother slobbering over it grossing me out, either way its going to be a no go…sadly

"Buddy doesn't have many rules but one of them is don't lose to the Cowboys."

by greenismean on Oct 8, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nut up and eat it.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Oct 9, 2011 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that's what I would do.

Whats the worst that could happen? I guess possibly herpes, but that’s reaching a bit.

Jason Peters: Heart of a Lion, Face of a Chipmunk.

Eli Manning has the personality of a baked potato.

by DickMuffin on Oct 9, 2011 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Oct 9, 2011 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Herpes from the grandmother… how are you going to explain that to your wife/ girlfriend? Now that is low.

I come in peace. Neutrality is my thing.

Barry Sanders is better than Deion Sanders.

by BIBTD on Oct 9, 2011 4:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, hey, hey.

I said it was reaching.

Jason Peters: Heart of a Lion, Face of a Chipmunk.

Eli Manning has the personality of a baked potato.

by DickMuffin on Oct 9, 2011 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

You sorta already did.

Jason Peters: Heart of a Lion, Face of a Chipmunk.

Eli Manning has the personality of a baked potato.

by DickMuffin on Oct 9, 2011 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

UPDATE: forgot i had a piece of italain sub in the fridge, all is well

lol thanks btw for suggesting my grandmother is a dirty whore with herpes

"Buddy doesn't have many rules but one of them is don't lose to the Cowboys."

by greenismean on Oct 9, 2011 5:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

You mean she isn't a dirty whore with herpes?

Because I already bought the plane ticket….

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Oct 9, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Alright, I met a Redskins who said the Cowboys are the 2nd favorite team. LOLSKINs!

I come in peace. Neutrality is my thing.

Barry Sanders is better than Deion Sanders.

by BIBTD on Oct 8, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

God damn you Tumblr….

I met a Redskins fan who said the Cowboys are their second favorite team. Fixed.

I come in peace. Neutrality is my thing.

Barry Sanders is better than Deion Sanders.

by BIBTD on Oct 8, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude, so I was hanging with my friends and I was wearing a bright green flannel shirt.

Well like a group of women were trying to get my attention so I went over and sat with them, I hit it off with one who was pretty cute and she gave me her number and said we should hang out tomorrow, but then she took off her jacket and was wearing a Giants jersey so I left… I don’t intend on texting or calling her.

Good move or bad?

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Oct 9, 2011 1:42 AM EDT reply actions  

Depends on what she looks like.

Jason Peters: Heart of a Lion, Face of a Chipmunk.

Eli Manning has the personality of a baked potato.

by DickMuffin on Oct 9, 2011 2:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, if she was a butterface… drop her. Something similar happened to me tonight but it was a Cowboys fan ( shudders) It’s kinda different with girls. Most girls could care less about sports and convert to what ever the significant other roots for. I say play it by ear. You never know… she might lead you to a gold mine or the mental asylum ( depends on who she surrounds herself with). That is if you aren’t planning on dating her.

Here is my lesson from my shitty dating experience. If the girls looks are significantly worse or better than her friends… get the fuck out. Clear sign that she might unstable.

If one night stands are your thing then disregard my advice.

I come in peace. Neutrality is my thing.

Barry Sanders is better than Deion Sanders.

by BIBTD on Oct 9, 2011 4:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't really do one night stands...

And IDK, I’ll probably text her in a few days and see how it goes…

And yeah, my dad taught me that whole extreme look spread thing a long time ago, best advice ever.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Oct 9, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nah man, that’s in your favor. Easy way to fuck above your level.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a fucking clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Oct 9, 2011 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't really go out fucking chicks and leaving them...

I am a good guy…

Plus I gotta watch what I do because the girl I like is hanging around a lot more than she has been so I can’t fuck up.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Oct 9, 2011 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

meh... be careful. she might have you on a string.

I realize girls react more when I do my own thing and chase after them. Bitches be crazy.

I come in peace. Neutrality is my thing.

Barry Sanders is better than Deion Sanders.

by BIBTD on Oct 9, 2011 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah dude.

There’s this one girl I’ve been friends with for like 8-9 years now… We both come from a similar background, we share a lot of similar interests, we can bicker back and forth and not get pissed.

It’s just one of those things where I think it just needs to be the right time to pull the trigger and go for it. There have been 2-3 times when we both said we like each other but we decided to just not go out due to other factors, then there’s been like 2 times when we’ve been kinda dating but not really dating but it’s pretty much dating then once we realize what we’re doing we back off…

I think it’s pretty much bound to happen, the timing just needs to be right in order for it to work.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Oct 10, 2011 3:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

If you post pictures, this will happened.

Round 2: chillyphilly vs Dickmuffin

I come in peace. Neutrality is my thing.

Barry Sanders is better than Deion Sanders.

by BIBTD on Oct 9, 2011 4:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

She was pretty good looking.

Probably 5’8, C cups, nice ass… She probably weighted like 120lbs if even that… I’m regretting the decision now.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Oct 9, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Damn, too tall. 5’4 or 5’5 at least.

I come in peace. Neutrality is my thing.

Barry Sanders is better than Deion Sanders.

by BIBTD on Oct 9, 2011 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm a good 6'0-6'1 and a solid 230lbs...

I make tall girls look small.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Oct 10, 2011 3:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

hah... I'm 5'7 -5'8 and athletic build of 165lbs..

at least you don’t get the" too short card" but it balances out when I pulled the “ewww you have two kids card”

I come in peace. Neutrality is my thing.

Barry Sanders is better than Deion Sanders.

by BIBTD on Oct 10, 2011 3:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lmao,

Yeah I am not to picky about height.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Oct 10, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like you need to... I'll switch bodies for a day.

Seriously, girls with kids are gross. I hate the fact that women with kids believe they are desirable. I need to move to a bigger city (outside Philly, Chicago something)

I come in peace. Neutrality is my thing.

Barry Sanders is better than Deion Sanders.

by BIBTD on Oct 10, 2011 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, As long as they're pretty I'm happy really.

And I live in a small town too (well sorta). I’m right by UCF, there are a lot of chicks around my age with kids and there are quite a bit where you wouldn’t even have guessed they were ever pregnant.

See a kid doesn’t bother me that much as long as things are done right, and by right I mean I don’t want to be the father figure until way down the line (if it works out), I don’t want the child to intrude on our dates early on etc.. It needs to be like the kid isn’t there, we can talk about it, we can do things for it but with a relationship I’d rather not have a child shoved down my throat, that’s what scares guys away more times than not.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Oct 11, 2011 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

we bigger than casey matthews lol

"Buddy doesn't have many rules but one of them is don't lose to the Cowboys."

by greenismean on Oct 10, 2011 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

you should be the starting MLB for the Eagles. I don’t think you could do worse.

I come in peace. Neutrality is my thing.

Barry Sanders is better than Deion Sanders.

by BIBTD on Oct 11, 2011 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dude, Casey's like 6'1 245lbs, I'd need to gain about 15lbs of muscle to pull that off.

But playing DL, OL and a little LB over the years I know I could do better than what’s out there.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Oct 11, 2011 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pictures or it didn't happened.

I come in peace. Neutrality is my thing.

Barry Sanders is better than Deion Sanders.

by BIBTD on Oct 9, 2011 4:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol

I've been waiting my whole life for an Eagles Championship
R2C2!
RIP JJ

by sports00fan00 on Oct 9, 2011 9:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, dude,

you know how creepy it’d be to just take a picture of her? That’d fuck my game up, but if I pull it off I’d be the champion.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Oct 9, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

its a real good mood if you dont like getting pussy

"Buddy doesn't have many rules but one of them is don't lose to the Cowboys."

by greenismean on Oct 9, 2011 5:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

move*

"Buddy doesn't have many rules but one of them is don't lose to the Cowboys."

by greenismean on Oct 9, 2011 5:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Eh, Giant Pussy is used to much.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Oct 9, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

It been getting action for over a century. You don’t need it.

I come in peace. Neutrality is my thing.

Barry Sanders is better than Deion Sanders.

by BIBTD on Oct 9, 2011 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously? You’re making real life decisions about people based on the sports teams they root for? My best friends growing up were Cowboys fans (two brothers), my best girl friend is a Cowboys fan and my dad and grandpa are Redskins fans.

by d-jackfan10 on Oct 9, 2011 6:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like you need to find new friends and family…

I'm great like Gatsby.

by Clint Eastwood on Oct 9, 2011 9:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

are you adopted?

I've been waiting my whole life for an Eagles Championship
R2C2!
RIP JJ

by sports00fan00 on Oct 9, 2011 9:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't go out with your brothers or grandpa then.

Jason Peters: Heart of a Lion, Face of a Chipmunk.

Eli Manning has the personality of a baked potato.

by DickMuffin on Oct 9, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, it was an Eli Jersey.

Had it been anybody else we’d be fine.

I’m gonna text her in a few days, I’ll convert her.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Oct 9, 2011 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

An Eli jersey? Shit, that changes things.

by d-jackfan10 on Oct 9, 2011 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sarcasm?

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Oct 10, 2011 3:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Do it

Fuck her and if you represent the Eagles and she the Giants, logic dictates that the Eagles fucked the Giants.

But seriously, don’t let fandom turn you off. My favorite teacher is a Cowboys fan and its always fun to have that verbal back and forth. And if things go really well between you guys you can convert her to green, she obviously has an eye for it.

by HawaiianGreen on Oct 9, 2011 7:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

LMAO.

You’re right man… I’m gonna text her in a few days, don’t wanna seem eager.

I’ll convert her, I’ve converted all my GF’s to my sports teams. My recent Ex was a freshman at Auburn and I had her wearing Kentucky shirts and Jackets to school 2 months into our relationship (which came after the national championship)

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Oct 9, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know what your shirt had anything to do with the story haha

Pussy is pussy, bro.

Even if it got to the point of dating or whatever, converting another to an Eagles fan is one of the best things one can accomplish.

"When life hands you lemons, make a profit." - Chet Cashley

"Float like a Butterfly, sting like a Bee; Make sure you got the ball in your hands, or else you won’t get a TD." - Joe Theismann

by Ralf E Chubbs on Oct 9, 2011 9:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

You inspire me.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Oct 9, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

go for it

if you end up dating, you can have a bet that whatever team loses, that person has to perform some type of favor, preferably sexual, and since the eagles should beat the giants for years to come, you’ll win most of the time.

I've been waiting my whole life for an Eagles Championship
R2C2!
RIP JJ

by sports00fan00 on Oct 9, 2011 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Either way I win....

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Oct 9, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

unless you get herpes… as greenismean said don’t eat the shrimp.

I come in peace. Neutrality is my thing.

Barry Sanders is better than Deion Sanders.

by BIBTD on Oct 9, 2011 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

True that...

I’ll just tell her if she feels a pinch not to clinch, that’ll fix that whole herpes infested vagina problem.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Oct 10, 2011 3:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

If you do it.

Make sure you bone her in the missionary position (you on top) and right when you put it in her tell her in a microphony voice that “The Eagle has landed,” and before you blow your load start waving your hands like you’re flying and screech like an eagle.

Jason Peters: Heart of a Lion, Face of a Chipmunk.

Eli Manning has the personality of a baked potato.

by DickMuffin on Oct 9, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

DickMuffin.

I love you (no homo), I’ll do it for you…

I don’t really like hook-ups, I was thinking about taking her to dinner sometime this week.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Oct 9, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

I spoke to early....

This is EASILY THE FUNNIEST COMMENT YOU"VE SAID. This is sig worthy dude, you gotta add it.

by HawaiianGreen on Oct 9, 2011 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

give her the Matt Dodge..put it somewhere she might not like it

"Buddy doesn't have many rules but one of them is don't lose to the Cowboys."

by greenismean on Oct 9, 2011 9:43 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

ahhahaha

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Oct 9, 2011 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

you didn’t pay the toll

I come in peace. Neutrality is my thing.

Barry Sanders is better than Deion Sanders.

by BIBTD on Oct 9, 2011 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

the troll toll?

"When life hands you lemons, make a profit." - Chet Cashley

"Float like a Butterfly, sting like a Bee; Make sure you got the ball in your hands, or else you won’t get a TD." - Joe Theismann

by Ralf E Chubbs on Oct 9, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep, you got it.

I come in peace. Neutrality is my thing.

Barry Sanders is better than Deion Sanders.

by BIBTD on Oct 9, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

If the Skins beat the Eagles

I am putting lol extinct bird thread up on HH.

by hambonejackson on Oct 9, 2011 6:27 PM EDT reply actions  

If Eagles win...

it’s troll time.

I come in peace. Neutrality is my thing.

Barry Sanders is better than Deion Sanders.

by BIBTD on Oct 9, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still have faith…………..

by The Pied Piper on Oct 9, 2011 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I decided tonight I'm no longer going to get angry

We’ve should have/could have won every game we’ve lost, if not for OUR mistakes. Not many teams can say that.

I don’t want to hear people contradict me on this because I’m well aware that the better team wins, it’s a 60 minute game, blah blah blah.

I think our offense, even with the Vick/Celek… whatever, Shady’s lack of touches, the drops, etc… we’re still clicking.

Our defense is so hot/cold (mostly cold) it’s amazing to watch.

My point is that we’ve got issues to iron out, but based on the play of our offense and if the Defense figures something out, we’re still absolutely able to win the NFC East and secure a playoff spot, but the Eagles are going to have to man up.

That being said, at this point I don’t even care if we get to the playoffs. What this team is going through is interesting enough to just sit back and let it unfold.

"When life hands you lemons, make a profit." - Chet Cashley

"Float like a Butterfly, sting like a Bee; Make sure you got the ball in your hands, or else you won’t get a TD." - Joe Theismann

by Ralf E Chubbs on Oct 9, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have you noticed Celek is good with number 5 and Kolb? Celek sucks at catching left handed passes. Put in Young or Kafka, he would probably look good again. Seriously, have you noticed that it always bobbles Vick’s passes?

I come in peace. Neutrality is my thing.

Barry Sanders is better than Deion Sanders.

by BIBTD on Oct 9, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy shit the new lab assistant on Dexter is sexy as hell.

by d-jackfan10 on Oct 10, 2011 3:51 AM EDT reply actions  

pictures or it didn't happened.

I come in peace. Neutrality is my thing.

Barry Sanders is better than Deion Sanders.

by BIBTD on Oct 10, 2011 3:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah pictures

I always wait until the season’s over so I can watch it in one or two sitdowns…

I’m curious though, how are the new bad guys?

"When life hands you lemons, make a profit." - Chet Cashley

"Float like a Butterfly, sting like a Bee; Make sure you got the ball in your hands, or else you won’t get a TD." - Joe Theismann

by Ralf E Chubbs on Oct 10, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Churchy

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Oct 10, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

She's got a big case of the manface.

Jason Peters: Heart of a Lion, Face of a Chipmunk.

Eli Manning has the personality of a baked potato.

by DickMuffin on Oct 11, 2011 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

its her jaw portion of her face and big ass nose

"Buddy doesn't have many rules but one of them is don't lose to the Cowboys."

by greenismean on Oct 11, 2011 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Eagladelphia is talking to himself, using his alt, in an attempt to steal attention away from the o monkeys.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a fucking clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Oct 10, 2011 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Just out of curiosity...

Which one do you think I’m using as an alt… I need a good laugh, please….

Speechless

by Eagladelphia on Oct 11, 2011 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe it's me....

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Oct 11, 2011 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

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