The Bum On The Cowboys' Sideline
by d-jackfan10 on Oct 28, 2011 6:04 PM EDT
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As you can see, a prototype obese Texas bum got drunk at his favorite steakhouse and afterwards he was lured in by the giant spaceship disguised as Jerry's playhouse. But for some reason, the obese Redneck, ignoramus was allowed to stay and even coach the players! I think it's because Jerry Jones thought he was pregnant. It would appear that Rob Ryan is just the latest addition to Jerry's kids, the group of mentally and physically handicapped people that are otherwise known as the Dallas Cowboys. But I digress...
How do I figure this man cannot possibly be a REAL coach? Well, no self respecting coach would have the same lack of decorum that this bum has. He clearly does not hold himself to high standards. If you need evidence of that, I point you towards the picture on the side. Look at how poorly groomed he is, obvious lack of self respect. Look at his weight, anyone with any self respect wouldn't get as sloppy as that. And what kind of self respecting bum gets pregnant while being a bum? Talk about the ultimate sign of personal disrespect. Just think about that for a second. First off, how could you possibly allow yourself to be put in a situation where you could get pregnant as a bum and then think about that it probably was done in a dark alley. Come on man, you're better than that (wait, no he isn't).
And he just walks around topless like the dirty whore he is:
Put a top on slore! Have some self respect! A shirt, a bra, a bikini top SOMETHING. And should you really be drinking when you're so far along in your pregnancy? If he's not careful his baby might come out even more retarded than he is.
But enough about the lifestyle of a bum. Let's talk about what happens when said bum opens his mouth.
"If they need my motivation to get ready to play us, then we're gonna kick their ass anyway, it ain't going to matter."
As you can see, the Bum likes to keep it classy and respectable. Clearly he has decorum saying that "we're going to kick their ass anyway".
"I don't know if we win the all-hype team, that might have gone to someone else, but we're going to beat their ass when we play them."
See above statements.
"I'm not some guy [who] just can handle coach speak and be boring. I'm going to be emotional at times, and unfortunately that was one of my times, and I found out everybody listens in this town, which is good, unlike Cleveland. So I got in a little trouble there."
He's an emotional guy, I think that this is a byproduct of his pregnancy. He was shocked when people actually listened to him as he was unaccustomed to people doing that, being a bum and all.
"Hell, he doesn't have to worry about tackling me, if he does, he can tackle me. That'd be great, because I'm going to land on his shoulder and put him out. So that'll be awesome. Hell, he can tackle me two or three times."
Yes, he did just threaten to put DeSean Jackson out of the game by himself. Kind of easy to talk when you're only going to be standing on the sidelines, no? But keep talking trash big boy. Keep talking trash. But while you're at it, ask Laron Landry how that works out.
"I'm not scared of what I believe in, and what I believe in is our defense,"
Do you also believe that you can fly? Because watching the bum sink like a rock after jumping off of Jerry's playhouse would be kind of awesome. He seems to be arrogant enough to believe such a thing.
"I can't wait to get after these guys. It's going to be great. Hell, let's go get it on."
Rumor has it that this was the line he used before he got impregnated in the alley between Taco Bell and Lone Star Steakhouse.
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Wow, a very vitriolic week for you, d-jack. The Cowboys truly bring out your best work, much as KC Joyner bring’s out JimmyK’s best stuff.
Formerly DeSean10
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You could shorten this up...
… to HAHAHAHAHA Rob Ryan is FAT, which I will equate to drunkenness and pregnancy, with pretty pictures!
Fat jokes. Classic. Good on you.
P.S. Andy Reid is a fat, drunk, pregnant slob and a terrible parent.
by The Penguin on Oct 28, 2011 6:43 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Andy Reid is less fat than Rob Ryan. Andy Reid is mormon so he doesn’t drink. Andy Reid went home and worked shit out. Bad ass.
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ah, the less fat argument...well played.
2 part question....
Eli Manning sucks and
go f@#k yourself!
(Tosh.O "crying Giants fan")
by Wayward Irish on Oct 29, 2011 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions
No issues with the other 2 arguments huh?
OK then.
Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...
Wild_Eagle!
Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.
-Awarded by Number5
Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!
Just because his sons are spoiled assholes doesn’t make him a poor parent. My brother is 25, jobless, and lives at home. I’m about to graduate college with a double major and job offers on my desk. Parenting doesn’t make a difference when someone is determined to be an asshole.
The Jruth shall be told.
This is 100% correct.
My semi-girlfriends brother is 26 dropped out of HS, goes out drinking and shit every night, has no job and takes full advantage of her parents… And they’re very good people and they did a great job raising her.
So no, fuckups on an individual have nothing to do with the parents after a certain point.
Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...
Wild_Eagle!
Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.
-Awarded by Number5
Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!
I ain't neva scared!
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by d-jackfan10 on Oct 28, 2011 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Its scurred!
Jason Peters: Heart of a Lion, Face of a Chipmunk.
Eli Manning has the personality of a baked potato.
by DickMuffin on Oct 28, 2011 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Last time I heard "fear the star" I laughed so hard I urinated on it.
Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...
Wild_Eagle!
Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.
-Awarded by Number5
Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!
not bad considering you were standing under neath it !
woman !, don't try to understand em, don't try to make them understand you, for they are a breed apart ! lol
(redskins)= A Tale of 2 owners, bought by Snyder, OWNED by the COWBOYS
Id say RIP Al Davis, but i know your up there drunker than a monkey and clocking angels in the 40 yd dash.
This makes no sense.
I pissed on the Star… Not into the air.
Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...
Wild_Eagle!
Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.
-Awarded by Number5
Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!
You've changed.
"When life hands you lemons, make a profit." - Chet Cashley
"Float like a Butterfly, sting like a Bee; Make sure you got the ball in your hands, or else you won’t get a TD." - Joe Theismann
Not really, the Cowboys just make me blind with fury. Damn I hate them.
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by d-jackfan10 on Oct 28, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
no kidding.
"When life hands you lemons, make a profit." - Chet Cashley
"Float like a Butterfly, sting like a Bee; Make sure you got the ball in your hands, or else you won’t get a TD." - Joe Theismann
by Ralf E Chubbs on Oct 28, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey Ryan your mother’s so fat she’s obviously related to you. Boom. I was saving that one for Ricky Gervais but fuck it, I’m not winning a Golden Globe any time soon. Somebody get me a press pass and flight to America.
Totally agree with this
My mojo so dope. BITCH!
Juan Castillo is a Defensive minded coach first
Paul Dee is a Hypocrite
Revis's Island< Nnamdi's Nation< Jimmy Smith's EGO
Revis has his Island, Nnamdi has his continent, Asante has his no fly zone, and Mr. Rogers has his neighborhood
that was pretty bad.
Awesome how I got banned from Bodybuilder.com for giving advice. Yeah, BGN and TGP are the last blogs/forum I will be on.
Barry Sanders is better than Deion Sanders.
by BIBTD on Oct 28, 2011 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
The actual start line is “your momma is so DUMB”, with her being fat, i think she would know the difference between a fastfood place and a phone company, but when you say dumb it works it self out…
Alex Bunbury = good. Teal Bunbury = a colour
Oh please, do tell more.
Because your mother was so nasty when you walked in the door and asked “what’s for dinner” she opened her legs and said “Crabs”.
Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...
Wild_Eagle!
Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.
-Awarded by Number5
Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!
by wild_eagle on Oct 29, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
that's disgusting.
Team Greg Jones
Team Jerry Reese
"how the f*** do the giants with 6 starters out comeback while the eagles give up 21 2nd half points to the worst offense in the nfl…" -XxActionJacksonxX
"Heart" - PhiladelphiaEagles
by BigBlueIntervention on Oct 29, 2011 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Yes it was.
Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...
Wild_Eagle!
Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.
-Awarded by Number5
Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!
he talks a good game
But i have no doubt in my mind Big Red would put a mean ass kicking on that guy. Talkers are usually the ones that get dropped the fastest.
ok, the giants suck.
by BigBlueIntervention on Oct 4th
Namdey Asomgua sucks.We should have signed Antoneo Cromote so he could have taught his brother, cousin, son or however they are related how to play in teh slotz.I also h8 his nice guy act. I herd he blows through teh hoes faster than runningbacks thru our dfense.
by Snax on Oct 5, 2011 11:02 AM PDT
Ya'll are hilarious
"Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends."
by DatNguyenNguyenScenario on Oct 28, 2011 7:52 PM EDT reply actions
Rob Ryan is so fat...
when he tried to jump for joy he got stuck
My mojo so dope. BITCH!
Juan Castillo is a Defensive minded coach first
Paul Dee is a Hypocrite
Revis's Island< Nnamdi's Nation< Jimmy Smith's EGO
Revis has his Island, Nnamdi has his continent, Asante has his no fly zone, and Mr. Rogers has his neighborhood
Really ?
We’re 2-4, we don’t have much to brag about right now, and if somehow dallas pulls this game out then that’ll pretty much put an end to this season… so instead of trash talk, let’s eat that humble pie at least until we’re .500, and then we can start chirping a little bit, but i like the fight you got in you right now…
The wrong coaches running the wrong schemes with wrong players are doing too many things wrong to come up with the right solutions.
John Smallwood, Daily News
He’s alive.
Come on man, it’s Dallas. We have to talk smack about them. If you can’t talk smack about the Cowpies then I question your Eagles fandom.
Awesome how I got banned from Bodybuilder.com for giving advice. Yeah, BGN and TGP are the last blogs/forum I will be on.
Barry Sanders is better than Deion Sanders.
by BIBTD on Oct 28, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
that’s so in the 90’s… those were the fun days to hate the Cowboys, there really hasn’t been anything to hate about them in years, it’s more comedy then anything else… like when will Rome eff up again…
The wrong coaches running the wrong schemes with wrong players are doing too many things wrong to come up with the right solutions.
John Smallwood, Daily News
by Eagladelphia on Oct 28, 2011 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
that’s so in the 90’s…
dude you’re retarded, every year is just another year to shit on the cowboys
I'M GONNA TRIP BALLS!!! -Frank Reynolds
by Mapost1 on Oct 28, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
really, I could care less about the Cowboys and that rivalry, grown way past that kid stuff… if we can’t get in the playoffs and go far then I could care less if we beat the cowboys twice a year or whatever you have it… grow up dude.
The wrong coaches running the wrong schemes with wrong players are doing too many things wrong to come up with the right solutions.
John Smallwood, Daily News
by Eagladelphia on Oct 28, 2011 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If growing up is being a bastard who cant just enjoy life
then I wanna stay little forever damn
"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company
by Udalango on Oct 28, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Yeah
you’ll always remain a boy…..
The wrong coaches running the wrong schemes with wrong players are doing too many things wrong to come up with the right solutions.
John Smallwood, Daily News
by Eagladelphia on Oct 28, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
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I'M GONNA TRIP BALLS!!! -Frank Reynolds
by Mapost1 on Oct 29, 2011 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Hahahahahaha!!!
Yes! That was perfect.
Eagladelphia… I get what your saying man, but it’s the cowboys. It’s all in fun and hate. The week before the Cowboys game is not the time for humble pie.
"Get 'Em"
by FlyEagles15 on Oct 29, 2011 11:06 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
lol… i’m over that rivalry shit… tryin to win a super bowl…
The wrong coaches running the wrong schemes with wrong players are doing too many things wrong to come up with the right solutions.
John Smallwood, Daily News
by Eagladelphia on Oct 30, 2011 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Stop acting like the grown up. So boring… try having some fun for once. Maybe that will loosen that stick up your ass.
Isnt that the point of sports? damn
"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company
Dallas has win 4 of the last 5 games and 5 of the last 7 how is that shitting on them?
"Look up, get up, and don't ever give up."
— Michael Irvin
Every day is a fun day to hate on the Cowboys. That is why it is called a rivalry.
Awesome how I got banned from Bodybuilder.com for giving advice. Yeah, BGN and TGP are the last blogs/forum I will be on.
Barry Sanders is better than Deion Sanders.
I probably hate the Giants more then the Cowboys at this point… I’m telling you, there was a real hatred for the Cowboys in the 90s, it’s nowhere close to that now….
The wrong coaches running the wrong schemes with wrong players are doing too many things wrong to come up with the right solutions.
John Smallwood, Daily News
by Eagladelphia on Oct 28, 2011 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I bet it was a lot of fun watching Dallas win 3 Super Bowls in the 90s and hating them huh?
And I’m sure it was such comedy when the Cowboys the eagles out in week 17 and then crushed them in the playoffs the following week in 2009 huh? You were probably just sitting at home not caring and laughing at Romo then I’m sure
"Look up, get up, and don't ever give up."
— Michael Irvin
take it easy Eagledelphia
I share your frustration at the horrid start to the season. And I do agree with you when it comes to the playoffs. That’s the first and only goal. But look at the matchup on Sunday night. We have a CLEAR advantage across the board. And we been under attack from every douchebag troll from sea to shining fucking sea. I think them birds gonna put a hurtin on those sunburned assholes when they show up at the Linc, and I’ll take our coach’s 12-0 record after the bye week over that fat huckleberry Rob Ryan and his shitty schemes (which d-jackfan 10 nicely displayed in the post above, rec’d, by the way). So fuck the cowboys and their douchebag fans. I’ve loathed that team for more than half my life, and that loser Ryan is in way over his head. We gonna crush them. But this has to be the beginning of a series of ass-kickings that we administer to a whole lot of teams, we can’t just bash the Boys and blow against the Bears.
Crush them, my Birds!!! CRUSH THEM!!!!!!!!!
by EagleDomiNation on Oct 29, 2011 12:05 AM EDT reply actions
"I still feel like I have something to offer, and the cynical fan can really kiss my ass. I really don’t care. There’s a bunch of true fans and the people who actually want to take the time to get to know me know who I am. The guy who sits in his mom’s basement and types on his mom’s computer, I couldn’t really care less about." - Chipper Jones
He’s no Juan Castillo!
Juan has done great things with your defense!
"I still feel like I have something to offer, and the cynical fan can really kiss my ass. I really don’t care. There’s a bunch of true fans and the people who actually want to take the time to get to know me know who I am. The guy who sits in his mom’s basement and types on his mom’s computer, I couldn’t really care less about." - Chipper Jones
Who said anything about Juan Castillo?
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by d-jackfan10 on Oct 29, 2011 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Me, in the comment you just commented on
"I still feel like I have something to offer, and the cynical fan can really kiss my ass. I really don’t care. There’s a bunch of true fans and the people who actually want to take the time to get to know me know who I am. The guy who sits in his mom’s basement and types on his mom’s computer, I couldn’t really care less about." - Chipper Jones
This post is about our defensive coordinator
So I compared him to your defensive coordinator, it’s actually very, very simple
"I still feel like I have something to offer, and the cynical fan can really kiss my ass. I really don’t care. There’s a bunch of true fans and the people who actually want to take the time to get to know me know who I am. The guy who sits in his mom’s basement and types on his mom’s computer, I couldn’t really care less about." - Chipper Jones
queeee?
Reporter: "What have you done for T.O., besides getting him suspended?"
Drew Rosenhaus: "Next question."
by So. Cal Swag on Oct 30, 2011 12:12 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Rob Ryan has eaten more Mexican food than Juan Castillo.
Oh boy, is this great!
by MayIhave10,000marblesplease? on Oct 29, 2011 1:06 AM EDT via mobile reply actions 5 recs
Not the greatest joke but
the best one so far.
Awesome how I got banned from Bodybuilder.com for giving advice. Yeah, BGN and TGP are the last blogs/forum I will be on.
Barry Sanders is better than Deion Sanders.
Rob Ryan is so fat he is coaching in Cleveland and Dallas, simultaneously.
"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins
"Sometimes you have to kill the one you are with so you can be with someone better" William Shakespeare
"Nothing shows true love like delivering 16 stab wounds to the jugular" Henry Kissinger
by Talon Talent on Oct 29, 2011 1:42 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Ehhh...
Rob Ryan is so fat, when he hauls ass, he has to make two trips.
"Get 'Em"
by FlyEagles15 on Oct 29, 2011 11:11 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
fixed
Rob Ryan has eaten more Mexican dick than Juan Castillo.
It's never easy being an Eagle fan........but I'll be damned if I ever stop.
the day we only score 3 points with this offense, is the day ill give everyone a dollar haha
by bleedgreen89 on Sep 16, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
by JJeaglerooter on Oct 29, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
im sure Rob doesnt mind comming in 2nd place ...to you !
woman !, don't try to understand em, don't try to make them understand you, for they are a breed apart ! lol
(redskins)= A Tale of 2 owners, bought by Snyder, OWNED by the COWBOYS
Id say RIP Al Davis, but i know your up there drunker than a monkey and clocking angels in the 40 yd dash.
Andy Reid is so skinny he has to run around in the shower to get wet!
2 part question....
Eli Manning sucks and
go f@#k yourself!
(Tosh.O "crying Giants fan")
bad thought......must delete from memory now
It's never easy being an Eagle fan........but I'll be damned if I ever stop.
the day we only score 3 points with this offense, is the day ill give everyone a dollar haha
by bleedgreen89 on Sep 16, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
by JJeaglerooter on Oct 29, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
That was pretty funny.
"Get 'Em"
by FlyEagles15 on Oct 29, 2011 11:12 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Is not amused by either coach.
AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a fucking clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.
last night i struck my wife but my wifes been dead for 4 years, who the hell did i hit?!
Reporter: "What have you done for T.O., besides getting him suspended?"
Drew Rosenhaus: "Next question."
by So. Cal Swag on Oct 30, 2011 12:12 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Albert Einstein arrives at a party ...
and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, “What is your IQ?” to which the man answers,“241.” “That is wonderful!,” says Albert. “We will talk out the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss!”
Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, “What is your IQ?”, to which the lady answers, “144.” “That is great!,” responds Albert.“We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!”
Albert goes to another person and asks, “What is your IQ?” to which the man answers, “51.” Albert responds, “How ’bout them Cowboys?”
by bloodyhanded on Oct 29, 2011 11:04 AM EDT reply actions 9 recs
good joke .well done.
woman !, don't try to understand em, don't try to make them understand you, for they are a breed apart ! lol
(redskins)= A Tale of 2 owners, bought by Snyder, OWNED by the COWBOYS
Id say RIP Al Davis, but i know your up there drunker than a monkey and clocking angels in the 40 yd dash.
o
Hm. Attacking someone for the way they look, especially using preggos as a description, shallow classless and stupid. Attacking them for their words and track records, more than legit.
And since we’re doing mama jokes…
Yo mama so fat she just got a zoning permit to install a second butthole.
I like turtles.
by Bleediots on Oct 29, 2011 4:12 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
And YO mamas so dumb, she puts ice in her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
by philiafan14364 on Oct 29, 2011 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Yo momma is like a stack of bricks. She’s flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
The Jruth shall be told.
by packimop on Oct 29, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Good thing nobody’s ever heard that one before…
by philiafan14364 on Oct 29, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
grins....
woman !, don't try to understand em, don't try to make them understand you, for they are a breed apart ! lol
(redskins)= A Tale of 2 owners, bought by Snyder, OWNED by the COWBOYS
Id say RIP Al Davis, but i know your up there drunker than a monkey and clocking angels in the 40 yd dash.
Yo mama so dirty, I got herpes from lookin at her picture.
AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a fucking clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.
by KByars on Oct 29, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Eagles wanted Rob Ryan and he CHOSE Dallas
you got juan castillo instead. Looks like that is working out well
"Look up, get up, and don't ever give up."
— Michael Irvin
do you have anything i mean anything to support that claim or are you just talking out your ass?
Reporter: "What have you done for T.O., besides getting him suspended?"
Drew Rosenhaus: "Next question."
by So. Cal Swag on Oct 30, 2011 12:10 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Please, provide evidence that we EVER even looked at Rob Ryan. We never even interviewed him.
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What?
The Eagles NEVER wanted Rob Ryan, the Eagles would like to stay in the 4-3 hahahaha.
Get your facts straight.
Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...
Wild_Eagle!
Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.
-Awarded by Number5
Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!
It is true
We did make an offer… but it did not include our famous cheesesteaks so we lucked out!
by Dr Phil E Fan on Oct 30, 2011 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Not it's not.
We never brought him in, we never interviewed and there was never and offer.
Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...
Wild_Eagle!
Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.
-Awarded by Number5
Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!
I covered that shit like Nnamdi covers receivers.
Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...
Wild_Eagle!
Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.
-Awarded by Number5
Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!
hope that the fat jokes distract you all from your defensive ineptitude
"Look up, get up, and don't ever give up."
— Michael Irvin
Telling Fat Jokes when Andy Reid is Your Coach....
…that’s rich.
iggles suck…..
Super Bowls Won --
Tampa Bay - 1
iggles - ZERO
(ROTFLMAO)… You know you suck when the Bucs have more rings than you…
LOSERS.
We have 3 rings…
I'm great like Gatsby.
by Clint Eastwood on Oct 29, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
around the neck ?... eeeeewww !
woman !, don't try to understand em, don't try to make them understand you, for they are a breed apart ! lol
(redskins)= A Tale of 2 owners, bought by Snyder, OWNED by the COWBOYS
Id say RIP Al Davis, but i know your up there drunker than a monkey and clocking angels in the 40 yd dash.
Idk what you’re trying to say, but it certainly sounds racist and culturally insensitive, but what else would you expect from a Cowboys fan…
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by AnthroEagle on Oct 30, 2011 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions
No he was meaning rings around the necks like dirt. You know people don’t washed themselves nowadays.
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Andy Reid isn't fat...
HE’S FLUFFY!
"Get 'Em"
by FlyEagles15 on Oct 29, 2011 11:18 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Cowboy Hating Is.......
It's never easy being an Eagle fan........but I'll be damned if I ever stop.
the day we only score 3 points with this offense, is the day ill give everyone a dollar haha
by bleedgreen89 on Sep 16, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
by JJeaglerooter on Oct 29, 2011 10:08 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
P.S.
It’s not that RR is fat,It’s that he is also an ugly,slovenly POS.
It's never easy being an Eagle fan........but I'll be damned if I ever stop.
the day we only score 3 points with this offense, is the day ill give everyone a dollar haha
by bleedgreen89 on Sep 16, 2011 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn.
Let the “Rings” comments go. Just let them fucking go.
It’s a tool of a thing to mention.
And it’s one of the reasons Cowboy fans are so hated.
It’s been 15 years. And what … 2 playoff wins since?
We’ve been a bad team for awhile now. and the one decent year we got owned by the Vikes.
Something humble would be a little more proper.
Let’s kill the Eagles tomorrow and then we might be able to lip off.
by bloodyhanded on Oct 29, 2011 11:36 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Fat Jokes...really?
Stick to the great things Andy has done; heck, even play up Rob Ryan’s arrogance. But fat jokes? Pot, meet kettle.
Should be a good game anyway!
Fear the Star
Rob Ryan is so fat
he wore a Malcom X t-shirt and a helicopter landed on him.
OOoooohh snortskies ooooooohh!!
Nice… haha.
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by AnthroEagle on Oct 31, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
I vote to punish him
The Cowboys´ defensive coordinator was very defensive before the game. He thought he could Rob us of Vicktory and corral us into a Garrett, but he was Ryan to himself. We had some Shady tricks up our sleeve and our game plan was the real McCoy (we went LeSean and on and on). We knew Ware his defenses were coming from, and even putting in a Newman or two didn’t change much. We had multiple options to Celekt and left him asking himself “Watkins I do about this?” after he ended up looking like his players had been reading Playboy instead of the playbook. Poetic Justice.
On the other side of the ball, Romo got knocked around enough that his head was Babin up and down and he was ready to go play hide and seek. Except for one play at the end where he succeeded in Robinson points, the day was too Cole for him to get his offense in gear. Which makes sense, since they were Miles away from Austin and didn’t have their Wittens about them – so they couldn’t move the Chaneys and got Rolled over. The front seven went on a Hunt and laid down the Laws, and our secondary did an Asomugha job and Nnamdi offense. Now DeMarco of defeat is upon them, while we celebrated with a beer on Tapp.
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by Rabbit T on Oct 31, 2011 1:20 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
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