BBI, d-jackfan10, and HawaiianGreen have each had their turn at making an Eternal thread, and they've done admirable jobs. But I can promise you that this one will be the greatest one ever!!!
Okay, I'm totally lying. This one's gonna suck. 1-4, bitches!
There are no rules! But there are guidelines... some might call them rules.
1) Trash talking is cool, but at this point you're gonna have to get creative. Trolling is fine if you're entertaining, otherwise GTFO. Being a bigger tool than Tom Cruise? Not recommended.
2) Women are discouraged. Unless they are attractive (NSFW in the title, please!) or valuable in some other way.
3) GIFs are GIFtastic in moderation.
4) Politics? Meh. Religion? Meh. Saying one political party/religion is superior/inferior? Not cool, bruh.
5 RECS OR AN EAGLES RECEIVER WILL BE ALLOWED TO HOLD YOUR INFANT CHILD.