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Worst Persons in the World


Now that the pain of a long and slow torture-filled loss is fresh in our minds, I think it's time to compile the BGN version of Keith Olbermann's "Worst Person's In the World."  Here's who's in my top five.

Number One: Winston Bustice

There are people who say he has promise.  They are wrong.  When you are benched for Queen Dunlap, there is a big problem that nothing can fix.

 

Number Two: Dimitri Patterson

Dimitri Patterson couldn't cover a fucking futon if you gave him an oversized afghan and a whole lot of help.

 

Number Three:  Ernie Sims

While many BGN'ers are impressed (rightly?) by the apparent size of his genitals, I don't think that his skills as a cocksman, lothario or whatever else you want to call it make up for his complete failure to do anything right ever on the football field. 

 

Number Four: Sean McDermott

He is a very bad coach who is in way over his head.  The only hope we have to get rid of him is that someone who has somehow managed to simultaniously scout him AND miss watching every Eagles game for the last two seasons foolishly hires him as a head coach.

 

Number Five: Broderick Bunkley.

17 tackles in 17 games.  6 sacks in his career.  If only he lined up against Bustice, who gives up 6 sacks in a game.

Your turn, BGN.  Do your worst...

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