jibtas offseason

Ok you guys asked for it .. here it is .. Jibtas offseason guide ...which if followed correctly will imdeitly result in superbowl victories .. some side effects may apply


ok so first off the million dollar question .. what to do with mike vick

Simple .. Franchie tag him

why? beacause you dont have to sign him long term .. how much cheaper would it really be to sign him long term than the tag? not too much .. considering the season hes coming off ... factoring in his age and playing style .. i say franchise him and see what he does next year

Next question .. who will be the back up qb and what does that mean for kolb?

Well im going to kill two birds with one stone ... EAGLES TRADE KOLB and a 4th round pick  TO TITANS FOR VINCE YOUNG ,  a 1st (next year) and 3rd (this year).

We have all seen what andy can do with a black athletic qb .. young is going to be moved .. tenn needs a qb now .. specifiaclly not one who played at penn state when i was in grade school.. with chris johnson they need a young qb .. kolb would fit perfectly .. we get young cheap and can mold him to possibly be the starter .. and we get a 1st rounder and swap a 4th for a 3rd .. wow thats a perfect trade to me

now lets play a little game .. Free agents .. our own .. who stays and who leaves

Reggie wells- You can stay if you come cheap .. great back up with starting potential

Nick cole- See reggie, wells

Max- Resigned .has done a good job at guard .. should be resigned and challange for starting job ,.hes a man beast

Ambiamari- sorry bud i cant resign you .. i fear you will get injured picking up the pen so im going to pass

Ernie sims- has been solid but nothign special .. im not going to bring you back

Bradley - altho i am not a huge bradley suporter, im going to resign you .. and heres why .. you arnt the best mlb .. but you will fit great at will next to chaney .. our lbs should be improved .. im ok with bradley chaney and fokou but i would like to provide some competion in the draft

akeem jordan- depends .. you are solid on special teams .. if you are coming cheap ill take you as competion for camp

Jerome harrison- should be retained as our back up rb .. has done a great job since coming over and great insurance for mccoy .. signed to 3 year deal

ellis hobbs- i will personally drive you to the airport .. dont ever come back to philly unless you are playing corner for some other team .. than come back anytime

Q- im going to let you walk .. you are solid but not special .. aging .. and going to demand more than your worth

akers - theres no question he will be back

Rocca- ehh i can live with out him .. he can be replaced or brought back ... id prob sign him and someone else and let them fight it out in camp

Colt anderson- Almost forgot him .. sign this motherfucker today .. what a beast he is on special teams .. i think u can allocate one spot on the 53 for a special teamer and this guy excells at that

SO NOW ON To the fun part .. who to sign in the off season .. get ready cuz im going to make a splash

on day one the eagles go big ..

SIgn guard logan mankins to a 6 year 43 million dollar deal

Well here you go .. you wanted a star guard .. you got it .. hes young .. hes well worth the money .. and will start imedietly next to peters and form the best left side in football .. herremans will be moved to right and challange max for the other guard spot

and ... eagles sign CB Nnamdi Asomugha to a 5 year 52 million dollar deal

Never again will you see kenny britt running down the sidelines free .. never again will you see any average wr running down the sidelines free .. hobbs was a trash can ..patterson was a trash truck .. and lindley is talented but better off as the third corner .. i told u i was going to make a splash

now for some minor moves but one you will prob love

Eagles sign FB Lawrence Vickers.. nice young player who will compete in camp with weaver and schmidt for the FB postion

Eagles sign TE Reggie Kelly - Vet TE to compete for 2nd TE spot

Eagles sign LB Brandon Siler - could compete for starting sam spot .. adequete size and speed

Eagles sign P Sam Koch - competition for Rocca

Eagles sign WR Brad Smith to 3 year deal- Well you see how pathetic are return game .. he immediately gives us the best returner since brian mitchell left .. could be a little pricey for a return man specialist but well worth the price

Eagles do not sign TO - hey if it were me i would go get my boy .. but im doing an eagles guide and with so many young wrs they dont feel the need to make me happy

Eagles trade 5th round pick to denver for Saftey brian dawkins .. yes hes back! hes a shell of his former self .. but he is only going to be a rotation guy and play mostly of running downs .. the guy can still tackle .. and the energy he brings can not be measured

Eagles trade 4th round pick to MIAMI for LB channing crowder - Yea hes an absolute beast .. athletic big black .. hes everything i want in a LB and would solidify the postion for years .. and he also owns the greatest quote in nfl history .. LONDON? aint no black ppl in london .. only black person i know is london fletcher .. love it !!

Eagles replace that pick by trading CB Dimitri Patterson and a 6th round pick to Seatle for a 4th round pick

My Favorite move of the off season .. addition by subtraction!

OK FInally its april .. time to draft!!

i would do anything to get my hands on Prince Amukamara.. this guy is the next Asomugha!  hes the best corner in this draft hands down .. ahead of patrick peterson .. however he is going to sneak into the top 10 .. so we dont have much shot unless we go crazy..

instead with pick number 26 the eagles select OG / C mike Pouncey Florida

Imedietly starts at center and will help turn our line into a huge stength

Our new look line : Peters    Mankins     Pouncey    Herremans/MAX    Justice

2nd round- Muhammed Wilkerson, DE/DT, Temple

The eagles love drafting locally .. they also love wasting picks on shitty DEs hoping to catch lightning in a bottle .. aka Teo trash .. ambiamari and mcdougle

3rd round (from tenn) - Rashad Carmichael, CB, Virginia Tech

3rd rd - Pernell McPhee, DE, Mississippi State

4th- Lance Kendricks, TE, Wisconsin

4th (from Seatle) - Mark Barron, SS, Alabama

5th - Darren Evans, RB, Virginia Tech

5th- traded to dallas for next years 4th

6th (from tampa for reggie brown)- Carl Johnson OT florida .. take a gamble on a player of king dunlaps size

7th- Derrell Johnson-Koulianos WR Iowa .. ok its the 7th round .. who cares .. i just like his name .. its bad ass


So send me a thank you letter eagles .. JIBTA has made you superbowl favorites

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