Eagles Employment Opportunity!!
by theaction on Jan 3, 2011 6:39 PM EST
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PrintEagles Defensive Coordinator Application
Please complete all the following questions to be further reviewed and hopefully and interview
Applicants must be honest
Andy Reid will consider based off the following questions....
Are you a f**king idiot?....................Y/N
Are you a ginger?.........................Y/N
Do you know the definition of DEFENSE?.............Y/N
Do you know you have to stop the other team from scoring points?...........Y/N
Is there any preexisting hype because of a previous DC you were under?.............Y/N
Do you get your game plans from Madden 96?...............Y/N
Are you gonna show any type of leadership over your defense besides looking like a lost puppy on the sidelines?................. Y/N
Say Kenny Britt is ASS RAPING YOUR SECONDARY, are you willing to put your best CB on him?............Y/N
Are you willing to put soap in pillow cases and beat Hanson and Patterson when they have a bad game?.........Y/N
Are you willing to threaten Andy Reid with a tofu diet if he doesnt draft a legit corner?.....Y/N
Do you know how to not have the worst red zone D EVER???.......Y/N
Will you talk to Andy before he wastes good draft picks on assholes like Daniel T'eofbwerfgqlkjf?.............Y/N
Say you have speedy ass defensive players, will blitz the right guys at the right time?...........Y/N
Will you play Trevard Lindley?????......................Y/N
**Disclaimer**
Answering the following questions does not guarantee and interview, but its a start! Considering the FO somehow missed these questions when Sean got the job, they are determined not to make the mistake again and begin with the basics. Good Luck!
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Hey I had a killer D in Madden ’96!!
"If it bleeds, we can kill it" -Dutch
"Men are clinging to football on a level we aren't even aware of. For centuries, we ruled everything, and now, in the last ten minutes, there are all these incursions by women. It's our Alamo."
-Tony Kornheiser
yea me too...doesnt mean it'll work in real life lol
"if you’re going to act like bitches, then I will treat you like bitches". - AR
Do you hear that? That's the sound of the media ramming the Miracle at the New Meadowlands down your throat for the rest of your life...BAHAHAHAHA....
PFFT…. Madden is exactly like real life! I traded McNabb for a top 20 pick, I was so pissed we didn’t do that in real life, I mean it did work in Madden. /s
"If it bleeds, we can kill it" -Dutch
"Men are clinging to football on a level we aren't even aware of. For centuries, we ruled everything, and now, in the last ten minutes, there are all these incursions by women. It's our Alamo."
-Tony Kornheiser
Madden is real considering the cpu cant get a first down with the birds on second and inches twice lol
"I love my Ducks (wait 'til you see my O)"
feel free to Rec then
"if you’re going to act like bitches, then I will treat you like bitches". - AR
Do you hear that? That's the sound of the media ramming the Miracle at the New Meadowlands down your throat for the rest of your life...BAHAHAHAHA....
There needs to be a question addressing ridiculous delayed blitzes.
Paige's sparking personality is intoxicating; her beauty breathtaking; her intellectual prowess incomprehensible to mortals. Her radiance...her luster...drive men mad. Her omnipotence dangerous, yet alluring. It is her power that ensures gravity remains constant; her genius that inspires. She is not only responsible for the Earth's rotation, but may cure what ails the heart with a glance. I am Paige's pool boy...a serf to her ladyship. I am at her beck and call. I bow to her. I am not worthy. War Eagle.
-Auburn-USC Sig Bet Debt Repaid
I'll fill this one for McDermott
1.FUCK Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2.yes
3.what the hell is “The Fence”?
4.No,I thought we had to makethem score
5.I’m scared Johnsons going to come back from the dead to curse at me so yes I feel pressure
6.I hide to make sure no one can curse at me every time an offense scores
7.Nah I’d put Betty White on them
8.Nah their awesome
9.I’m gonna make him fast for 2 weeks
10.No clue
11.I’m gonna make him fast for 2 weeks
12.What’s A-gap and B-gap anyway?
13.I’m starting David Akers
YOU GET THE JOB CONGRATS!
"if you’re going to act like bitches, then I will treat you like bitches". - AR
Do you hear that? That's the sound of the media ramming the Miracle at the New Meadowlands down your throat for the rest of your life...BAHAHAHAHA....
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hint to getting this job:Bribe Andy Reid with ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………DONUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rack of lamb and a gallon of orange slice.
Respect is not given, it is earned goddoggit! - Brian Dawkins
No...
If you give Coach Reid a lifetime pass to Golden Corral, you’re guaranteed the job.
by eaglemaniac814 on Jan 3, 2011 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
Dawkins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UDDDDAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
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E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!!!!!!!!
"fuk u i hate peas"- CNCITINFO (Random BGN troll)
now......
that would be just fuckin sick down the road, but i guarantee the same thing would happen, if people werent immediately satisfied with his results theyd turn on him 2.
Udalango, aka Danny Snyder
"What a gorgeous dog. What do you feed him?"
what? Snyders playin FS for us?
"if you’re going to act like bitches, then I will treat you like bitches". - AR
Do you hear that? That's the sound of the media ramming the Miracle at the New Meadowlands down your throat for the rest of your life...BAHAHAHAHA....
thanks!
"if you’re going to act like bitches, then I will treat you like bitches". - AR
Do you hear that? That's the sound of the media ramming the Miracle at the New Meadowlands down your throat for the rest of your life...BAHAHAHAHA....
by theaction on Jan 3, 2011 10:24 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
No but seriously fuck you for that one.
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb
"Please notice the difference and proceed to suck your own tiny ass cock. Secondly, A simulator shows how things COULD go, not WOULD.. Once again bend in half and do the deed.." From me.. To CNCITINFO.
I'm like the Blade of gingers,
I have a red beard but blonde hair…
When I shave nobody know’s that deep down I only have 1/2 a soul.
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb
"Please notice the difference and proceed to suck your own tiny ass cock. Secondly, A simulator shows how things COULD go, not WOULD.. Once again bend in half and do the deed.." From me.. To CNCITINFO.
do you have blue eyes?
Cause then you’re a ginger-nazi.
Jason Peters: Heart of a Lion, Face of a Chipmunk.
Yeah my eyes are weird,
they got a blue ring on the outside and like a spin-art effect with green lol.
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb
"Please notice the difference and proceed to suck your own tiny ass cock. Secondly, A simulator shows how things COULD go, not WOULD.. Once again bend in half and do the deed.." From me.. To CNCITINFO.
My B W_E....ur still my boy
"if you’re going to act like bitches, then I will treat you like bitches". - AR
Do you hear that? That's the sound of the media ramming the Miracle at the New Meadowlands down your throat for the rest of your life...BAHAHAHAHA....
ahahahahah +1
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb
"Please notice the difference and proceed to suck your own tiny ass cock. Secondly, A simulator shows how things COULD go, not WOULD.. Once again bend in half and do the deed.." From me.. To CNCITINFO.
Oh I was kidding.. I have a redbeard,
yet I hate gingers… It’s all good lol. It was a joke.
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb
"Please notice the difference and proceed to suck your own tiny ass cock. Secondly, A simulator shows how things COULD go, not WOULD.. Once again bend in half and do the deed.." From me.. To CNCITINFO.
No I was joking. Do you really think I care?
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb
"Please notice the difference and proceed to suck your own tiny ass cock. Secondly, A simulator shows how things COULD go, not WOULD.. Once again bend in half and do the deed.." From me.. To CNCITINFO.
Lol shhhh,
it’s secretive.
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb
"Please notice the difference and proceed to suck your own tiny ass cock. Secondly, A simulator shows how things COULD go, not WOULD.. Once again bend in half and do the deed.." From me.. To CNCITINFO.
No, I don't think I could handle it.. I'm already 3 days in without fried foods and I'm about to
kill myself.. And i love “fuck you” more than fried foods.
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb
"Please notice the difference and proceed to suck your own tiny ass cock. Secondly, A simulator shows how things COULD go, not WOULD.. Once again bend in half and do the deed.." From me.. To CNCITINFO.
darn...im gonna lose sleep tonight.....
"if you’re going to act like bitches, then I will treat you like bitches". - AR
Do you hear that? That's the sound of the media ramming the Miracle at the New Meadowlands down your throat for the rest of your life...BAHAHAHAHA....
Take it as you will but the shit you post on here isn’t funny. Not remotely. Something I would expect from my cousin in 6th grade.
“As you an idiot” Y/N
Really that is the best you can come up with?
well you can feel free to stop reading/commenting anytime
"if you’re going to act like bitches, then I will treat you like bitches". - AR
Do you hear that? That's the sound of the media ramming the Miracle at the New Meadowlands down your throat for the rest of your life...BAHAHAHAHA....
No accounting for taste. I laughed.
"What a gorgeous dog. What do you feed him?"
thats because you have a sense of humor and dont live life with a stick up your ass
"if you’re going to act like bitches, then I will treat you like bitches". - AR
Do you hear that? That's the sound of the media ramming the Miracle at the New Meadowlands down your throat for the rest of your life...BAHAHAHAHA....
look bud you're my boy but like this wasn't that funny. I like McD, and I laughed at some of it but
it’s all about the delivery.
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb
"Please notice the difference and proceed to suck your own tiny ass cock. Secondly, A simulator shows how things COULD go, not WOULD.. Once again bend in half and do the deed.." From me.. To CNCITINFO.
somebody out there liked it
"if you’re going to act like bitches, then I will treat you like bitches". - AR
Do you hear that? That's the sound of the media ramming the Miracle at the New Meadowlands down your throat for the rest of your life...BAHAHAHAHA....
it was ok, i mean some parts were funny,
but others completely destroyed it.
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb
"Please notice the difference and proceed to suck your own tiny ass cock. Secondly, A simulator shows how things COULD go, not WOULD.. Once again bend in half and do the deed.." From me.. To CNCITINFO.
Actually it was funny
I don’t agree with it necessarily, but laughed at at least 3 lines.
Parody Fail.
This just isn’t that funny or creative.
Secretary of State for BGN aka "Most diplomatic man on this site," as appointed by Talon Talent
Still waiting for the Eagles to Bring It Home For Jerome
/Cobb'd
Parody Fail.
This just isn’t that funny or creative.
The Kenny Britt line, the soap in a pillow and the spelling of Teo were all funny.
Secretary of State for BGN aka "Most diplomatic man on this site," as appointed by Talon Talent
Still waiting for the Eagles to Bring It Home For Jerome
hes gonna stay....he has the argument of key injuries
"if you’re going to act like bitches, then I will treat you like bitches". - AR
Do you hear that? That's the sound of the media ramming the Miracle at the New Meadowlands down your throat for the rest of your life...BAHAHAHAHA....
Too soon
Too many new pieces/injures. If he can’t turn graham and allen into high level players then I say get rid of him.
We can’t waste having trent cole in his prime!
word
t cole is beastin it up, he needs backup!
I'M GONNA TRIP BALLS!!! -Frank Reynolds
by Mapost1 on Jan 4, 2011 2:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Just think if we REALLY REALLY pursued peppers?
"if you’re going to act like bitches, then I will treat you like bitches". - AR
Do you hear that? That's the sound of the media ramming the Miracle at the New Meadowlands down your throat for the rest of your life...BAHAHAHAHA....
He'll stay, I think next year is his last if he cant get the shit straight.
- to much youth
- to many injuries.
- only 2 years of experience (after this year)
Andy will give him another shot, but I suspect we’ll have the next guy ready going into next year just incase McD starts down this road again.
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb
"Please notice the difference and proceed to suck your own tiny ass cock. Secondly, A simulator shows how things COULD go, not WOULD.. Once again bend in half and do the deed.." From me.. To CNCITINFO.
I'm actually not sure McD keeps his role
Even with the injuries and things, the D has been really spotty and there are some other coaches available who could do the job. (John Fox? Jauron? … Lewis and Phillips did just get hired)
McD is a coverages guy though, and the Packers are gonna try to throw. This game might have a lot to do with whether or not he stays.
Secretary of State for BGN aka "Most diplomatic man on this site," as appointed by Talon Talent
Still waiting for the Eagles to Bring It Home For Jerome
If he completely fucks us this game I'll just let shit take it's coarse and ignore all the ppl who hate McGinger.
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb
"Please notice the difference and proceed to suck your own tiny ass cock. Secondly, A simulator shows how things COULD go, not WOULD.. Once again bend in half and do the deed.." From me.. To CNCITINFO.
McGinger
rofl
"If they bring in a cardboard cutout of Nicholas Cage to replace McD, I’d be fine with it as long as it can get this D to execute." - McNabb2Maclin4Philly
My Application.
#1. On a scale of 1-10 where would you rank your intelligence? ______
#2. Do you have a soul? Yes/No (if you need help with this one Red hair and pastyness= no soul)
#3. Do you understand the purpose of a defense and all of the core parts? Yes/No
#4. Do you believe you can take a young Eagles defense with two 7th round rookies starting, and a very shaky RCB situation and prevent the opponent from scoring a ton of points? Yes/No
#5. Were you the one who a HOF Defensive Coordinator chose to teach everything to in event that he retired or worse? Yes/No and insert name here _________.
#6. Where do you get your knowledge of the Defense? ____________. (If you submit Madden please take attached knife and insert into your throat.)
#7. Do you have any leadership qualities that will aid in your coaching of this young defense? Yes/No.. examples:
#8. Say one WR is single handedly destroying you, do you change your entire philosophy at that point and starting matching CB’s to WR’s although you and the DC before you never did that? Yes/No.
#9. Say one of your players has a particularly bad game, would you physically harm this individual? Yes/No. Give a hint of what you’d do here :
#10. Would you work peacefully with Andy Reid (the head coach) about getting the players you need to run this system properly? Yes/No.
#11. (a) Do you know how to run a Redzone Defense? Yes/No. (b) If you have the worst RZ D in the league what kind of adjustments would you make? ___________.
#12. Will you blitz alot or just sit back and let things take there coarse? Yes/No.
#13. You have Lindley (a 4th round rookie who’s extremely gifted and who in his 5 games of extensive playing time has only given up 1 TD pass and has played extremely well), Patterson (who has 4 picks in his starts who has had 3 really good games against good WR’s but has bee getting destroyed as of late) or Hanson (who couldn’t cover the smell of dog shit with Febreze, Oust and a gallon of cologne)? Answer here: ________________.
(fill this one out you guys)
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb
"Please notice the difference and proceed to suck your own tiny ass cock. Secondly, A simulator shows how things COULD go, not WOULD.. Once again bend in half and do the deed.." From me.. To CNCITINFO.
If this deuche ran the team
Akers would of been cut after the Falcons game. Just another spoiled Eagles fan.
by MidwesternEaglesfan on Jan 4, 2011 5:26 PM EST reply actions
nice legs.
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb
"Please notice the difference and proceed to suck your own tiny ass cock. Secondly, A simulator shows how things COULD go, not WOULD.. Once again bend in half and do the deed.." From me.. To CNCITINFO.
dude i dont understand why your still bitching if you dont like it dont read it
like u obviously have some man crush on me or like attention…..your like a red headed step child of JIBTA
"if you’re going to act like bitches, then I will treat you like bitches". - AR
Do you hear that? That's the sound of the media ramming the Miracle at the New Meadowlands down your throat for the rest of your life...BAHAHAHAHA....
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