Some of you guys may remember a post that I made a while back, as a Tribute to Mr Opposite. Take a gander if you'd like, but it was all about good 'ol Mr JIBTA himself, and his undying need to disagree.
That post, of course, was all in good fun...just like this one will be. Read on, and have some fun with this.....
Once again, and just like last time, please play the "Real Men of Genious" Theme song in your head as you read the article. It just makes it that much better......
Today we're here to recognize a man who knows no limits. A man who can have comments, and entire posts erased for being too brash and vulgar on the most relaxed Sports Blog on the internet. A man that can punch the keyboard with his fists and turn completely innocent conversations into an all out "I'm tougher than you" online quarrel.
Here's to you, Mr Internet Tough Guy....and your appropriate user name; Wild_Eagle.
One of the best things of being an Eagles fan is the reputation that we all carry. And NO ONE has embraced the Eagles fandoms battered reputation like our boy, W_E.
Don't come to our house an talk shit! W_E will whoop your ass! Vistors and "noobs" Beware!
Psh, I'd rip that guy/kid apart in a fight, pussy.
Umm You're a saints fan...At this point you just showed you’re the pussy, that wasnt even an insult, infact it made me laugh…
by wild_eagle on Oct 18, 2010 4:06 PM PDT
Oh god... So I'd probably fight him..BTW I bet if I went on jersey shore I’d fuck all them little bastards up.
by wild_eagle on Jan 7, 2011 5:47 PM PST
I'll join your team.. I will be the fighting drunk.
Nice, my school loved me,they kept stats on how many fights I got into, how many brawls I started… How many kids I took out of games, season ending injuries, and the types of injuries…
Nobody should be able to outdo me anytime soon, My coach gives a speech at the beginning of every season about how I was the only one that had any fight in me when we’re down 55-10, and how I knew how to play the game…
I am an angry person.
when you say "wrath of everyone on this site" there needs to be anBut even if you are an Eagles fan....you should never feel safe! Not just trolls catch the wrath..... (.....in response to a regular poster asking him to not surse as much.)“and wild_eagle especially”
by wild_eagle on Sep 22, 2010 6:31 PM PDT
And dont let hundreds of miles and the anomynity of the internet let your guard down. Typing out harsh punishments for everyone isnt the only power that he has. He's of a rare breed that can actually see you when you're typing ....and he is NOTscared!jesus christ your such a little pussy grow the fuck up. Your not my parental figure, your not in charge of what I say/do.. We get it, you dont like cursing and I hardly ever truely call someone out unless they deserve it and I apologize when they dont.. You deserved it, grow up and quit trying to go father of the year on me.
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb
Bro, I can tell you're just a 150lb small guy who has absolutely nothing going for him..I’ll show up in my flip flops, blue jeans, and eagles T and proceed to piss all over you all at the same time looking sexy while doing so.
by wild_eagle on Dec 24, 2010 7:19 PM PST
Fuck you bitch,And as all Internet Tough guys do....He loves him some him.Get rid of your short-man syndrome Napoleon then we’ll talk, till then quit trying.
Honestly the fact that I can a) beat you with my intelligence and b) beat you physicallyand c) root for a team thats actually good is what makes me a tough guy…
by wild_eagle on Dec 23, 2010 7:41 PM PST up
I was pissed for a little.. Had one of my buddies pay a visit to the kid.. Drank a shit ton and fucked all her friends.. I have a list of her best friends, I’ve hit 3 of the target 10 and they all go and brag to her about it…
Win for me.
sorry to be blunt but he’s nothing special..If there's one thing worse than a troll. Its a NOOB! Noob: (adjective) Defines a person as a 'newbie' on a specific website. " Example: BGN noobs suck."I could’ve had 8.5 sacks playing next to the williams’s and opposite of Jarad Allen… He had 1 good game and every decided to ride his cock.
Oh, no. If they want it to be a good show they should really show all thetextual slaughtering I do towards pathetic noobs like yourself.
GTFO asshole.
No, because noobs dont know who I am and my capabilities....
Oh, so basicallyWild_Eagle----You serve the Internet Tough Guy Role well. Don't let anyone hold you down! Punch walls in your dorm while opposing teams middle-school fans crawl under your skin. Then wipe the blood from your hand with a brillo pad and type out their punishment......The Wrath Of W_E! Disclaimer: Wild_Eagle sir....Please remember your own advice to JIBTA in my last "tribute."we send the noobs at fucking shit up…
then the expirienced ones at fucking shit up..
then we send the god of fucking shit up…I like it.
by wild_eagle on May 5, 2010 6:15 PM PDT
Hey its good....and umm.....please dont threaten me for doing this,....Please?to laugh about yourself every once in a while lol.
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