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Onion Sports 2010 NFL Preview

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Something that is actually really funny is the team previews on the Onion. Here is the preview for the Eagles: * Strength: Though they have lost Donovan McNabb's rocket arm, they have gained a highly accurate short-range subsonic cruise missile of an arm in Kevin Kolb * Weakness: With the loss of Brian Westbrook, the Eagles have a major hole at starting knee injury and concussion * Player To Watch: Michael Vick's athleticism as he walks up and down the sideline, sits down on a bench, and jumps up whenever he thinks his name is called but realizes the coaches are talking to another Michael, is something to marvel at * Biggest Question: When will Philadelphia fans finally use their car-battery catapult? Some of my favorites: Redskins: Weakness: Receivers, running backs, offensive line, and defense, but, um, this is the year the Redskins really turn it around Cowboys: Intangibles: Fuck the Dallas Cowboys and every fucking thing they stand for; special teams Seahawks: Strength: Reports from coach's office indicate Pete Carroll is a complete football genius Bears: Weakness: Lovie Smith spending majority of practice having players help him pack up his office

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