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how 2 fix the eagles

okay so look I think we all kno the birds r going nowhere this season. anyone who doesnt is just stupid because we dont have the pieces in place that we need 2 actually make a run.

we have no oline, we have no number 2 te, we have no good rb because leshawn is only a 3rd down back and no better because he cant run only catch.

basically the way to move ahead is to get good veterans. the whole buiold with the draft thing is stupid veteran teams win in the playoffs. the best team in the nfl by far is the patriots and they win by gettting veterans not by drafting rookies that cant contribute for like 3 years.

so anyway heres how the eagles should go to win after this season when theyll suck and go 4-12 because they have no veterans.

1st pete carol is a sucker and he needs wrs. so trade the seahawks jeremy 'overrated i suck' maclyn to them for a 1st round pick. we dont need maclyn riley cooper is better and will be good starting oppisite deshawn.

then trade that pick to the saints for jared evans to take stacy andrews place. next trade our 2011 1st round pick which will be high because we will suck this year to the patriots for logan mankins to play center for us he can do it and the pats want to get rid of him anyway.

so now we have the best ol in the league which is the most important thing by far. then all we need to is to draft a big RB in the 2nd round of the next draft and we will be all set. the rb only needs to be big and fast because we can use leshawn to pass protect and catch passes.

also we need a blocking te. celek can catch just fine we can find a te thats good at blocking later in the draft next year.

so basically thats what we need to do. i tested this by getting manknis and evans on the eagles in madden 11 and i won every game easy.

our defense is fine so if we get rid of stupid maclyn and get veterans like the best team the patriots we will win a bunch of superbowls because brady cant play forever.

so thats what we should do.

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the most retarded thing I’ve ever read. I’m afraid I lost brain cells.

by d-jackfan10 on Aug 26, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

wow........

on another note… I LIKE TACOS!!!!!!

by Eaglefaneric on Aug 26, 2010 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

YUM

with rice and beans

In life, as in a football game, the principle to follow is: Hit the line hard.
-Theodore Roosevelt

by Eaglesgrl5 on Aug 27, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lord.

1. The Saints would never give up Evans.

2. You cannot expect to jump Mankins to Center and have him be a dominant player.

3. The Patriots have had a huge ripple effect in their drafting for two different reasons. First, they got really lucky and found Tom fucking Brady in the sixth round. Second, they’ve drafted really crappily in the higher rounds the past few years which has made it seem that you can win SBs just by signing veterans. Which isn’t true. Belichick is a fucking prick but he’s a good coach. And having a hall of fame QB makes everything better.

This may or may not be less stupid than the last thing you wrote but it’s still fucking retarded.

Veritas Liberabit Te

by DSmith215 on Aug 26, 2010 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

i wouldn't mind having mankins in the mix.

just not as a center. i would much rather have him start than stacy andrews.

"it's like i tell my ex-wife, i never drive faster than i can see, and besides it's all in the reflexes." -Jack Burton, Big trouble in little China

by snowhill82 on Aug 27, 2010 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha, So who are you really? I know you’re just fucking with us, because nobody is this stupid. Are you really Joe_D attempting to have a sense of humor?

Btw, eat any peas lately?

I Am Better Than Jack Who Some Fool Thinks Is Better Than Asante (IABTJWSFTIBTA)
JIBTA’s actually Jack Ikegwuonu... and he’s f***ing pissed.
36-5-20-JJ Bleeding Green Forever

by DeSean10 on Aug 27, 2010 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

Lol

No, bro. He’s totally serious. He’s like 16 or something.

And stupid.

Veritas Liberabit Te

by DSmith215 on Aug 27, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sixteen years old...

…is no excuse to be that dumb. If he’s ten, well then I am impressed with his intellect. Any older and he’s just a SPED.

by IggleGreen on Sep 2, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Idk dude i think it could be

Antoniak. he always saying he is bored here and youve seen on his facebook he loves his flame wars

UDDDDAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Η κόλαση δεν έχει μυστικά

E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!!!!!!!!

"fuk u i hate peas"- CNCITINFO (Random BGN troll)

by Udalango on Aug 27, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought when I saw the name it was the “Maclyn” guy! Dude, the last you posted about “Maclyn” you generated something like 200 posts about spelling the guy’s name right. And here you are incapable of spelling it right again. Its not that hard. You’ve got 5 of 6 letters right. Does your keyboard not have an “I” or something?

But no, lets ignore your obvious deficiencies in spelling a single player’s name correct. Lets talk about your actual post. You are wrong. Straight up.

The Patriots build through the draft every year. They also tend to acquire more draft picks than anyone else. Sure, you can point at Wes Welker and Randy Moss to try and make your point. Excepting for the fact they were both acquired through low-end draft picks, of course. Almost that entire team was built through the draft. Tom Brady, Laurence Maroney, The O-line, the entire defense, even their Kicker.

The way you’ve described operating isn’t like the Patriots at all. They value high-round draft picks more than any veteran. Randy Moss was acquired for a 4th round pick I believe. I think Wes Welker was acquired for a 2nd and a 7th. The way you are describing building a team is the Washington Fucking Redskins. Place no value on high round draft picks, trade for everyone else’s players, sign aging veterans, leave yourself no depth and no cap space and lose. Every year. Maybe you get lucky every 5 or 6 years and go to a playoff game in a down year. But thats your best case scenario.

Now lets look at Super Bowls. I don’t have the time or patience to go through them all and tell you how many players on each team over the past decade were drafted and how many were free agents. But. The Patriots, Steelers, Giants, and Ravens are all big proponents of building through the draft. And, I can’t believe I have to say this but, Madden doesn’t tell you shit about how the Eagles will perform with or without certain players. Last year I passed for 7000 yards with McNabb and over 2200 yards went to “Maclyn.”

Also, quick note, its “DeSean” and “LeSean.” Honestly, if you even want to be taken seriously, please, for the love of God, learn to spell names correctly. Its not that hard. If you were an actual Eagles fan, you’d know how to spell the names of our own players.

What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent fanpost were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this blog is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Let the beasting begin.

by TransplantedFan on Aug 27, 2010 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

Haha

Love the Billy Madison reference there.

Impressed you took that much time for him, transplant.

Veritas Liberabit Te

by DSmith215 on Aug 27, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

LoL...........

dont worry man hes obviously a very disturbed fella whos just lookin for attention and to rlie us up. Im actually glad he posted this as i hate fuckin wakin up at 6 am and this actually had me in hysterics.

by goldenbird09 on Aug 27, 2010 6:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

10 bucks says he saw my post and had to write a post.

Can we get a FAMILY REUNION!!!!

by Desean Da Man on Aug 27, 2010 12:15 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

This has to be a joke and not the original kid.

so basically thats what we need to do. i tested this by getting manknis and evans on the eagles in madden 11 and i won every game easy.

Yeah. Has to be.

by Greg M on Aug 27, 2010 12:32 AM EDT reply actions  

even if it is the same person this is just screwing with us…
he had me for awhile but this is clearly just a joke.

by WillyC on Sep 5, 2010 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol seriously

how the fuck did they do that?

UDDDDAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Η κόλαση δεν έχει μυστικά

E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!!!!!!!!

"fuk u i hate peas"- CNCITINFO (Random BGN troll)

by Udalango on Aug 27, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, he still spells it “maclyn”!

And it’s Jahri Evans bro, not Jared. This is why I voted for you in that other post. Pure genius.

by Route36 on Aug 27, 2010 12:42 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

RIP Jim Johnson, best ever.

by Imp on Aug 27, 2010 12:47 AM EDT reply actions  

so he is back

dont humor him guys. no one is this retarded. he just wants the attention. please dont rec this crap.

btw. rec’d ;) couldnt help it, but i mean everything that i said

"Why do you step onto the field...? I don't believe in pressure. I don't believe in what may be said on the outside. Why do I step out onto the field? To Prove That I Am The Best!"
-Donovan McNabb

by anuj on Aug 27, 2010 12:52 AM EDT reply actions  

it's impossible to not rec his work.

"it's like i tell my ex-wife, i never drive faster than i can see, and besides it's all in the reflexes." -Jack Burton, Big trouble in little China

by snowhill82 on Aug 27, 2010 4:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Could not agree any more

Why was he not on the “Best BGN writers” poll?

by DLawrence55 on Aug 27, 2010 8:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

He was, and I voted for him

SO HAPPY HE IS BACK, He makes my heart skip a beat…

Any man with that much football intelligence is a man after my own heart!

In life, as in a football game, the principle to follow is: Hit the line hard.
-Theodore Roosevelt

by Eaglesgrl5 on Aug 27, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

i tested this by getting manknis and evans on the eagles in madden 11 and i won every game easy.

Dude I heard that’s how Howie R got the GM job, maybe if you get in an online Madden league it’ll be you job next, cause I hear the trades in Madden are just like real life!

by SGTSteve on Aug 27, 2010 1:49 AM EDT reply actions  

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thats fuckin classic man , i didnt see that i basically read the first 2 sentences and skipped the rest.

by goldenbird09 on Aug 27, 2010 6:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

How you could you skip a single word in this post, it’s like poetry…

by fhqwagads on Aug 28, 2010 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

i dun wanna encourage him..........

but i am a lil skeptical of Shady still, other then that this was a complete WHOMP WHOMP.

by goldenbird09 on Aug 27, 2010 6:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

dude i luv ya man

keep posting u had much laughs to this site

"Believe deep down in your heart that you're destined to do great things." - Joe Paterno
I WILL do great things so stand in my way if u want to come across because once the play starts its you and me.....
i always win

by HawaiiEaglesFanatic on Aug 27, 2010 5:03 AM EDT reply actions  

No no no.

I refuse to believe this is real person that’s being serious. This has to be either someone else on bgn’s alter ego or a prank by another bgn member. Wouldn’t it be wild if it was jimmyk or bob_q…or even Jasonb?? Regardless I think the clues are in that user name; it’s gotta be an acronym for something.

"If I can get you to think twice, I'm in your head."
-Brian Dawkins

"Yeah, I like to hit people"
-Brandon Graham

by immynimmy on Aug 27, 2010 6:28 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

his name always

made meed feel like he was a bengals fan for some reason…..hmmmmm. question whos dumber him for writing this> or us for reading it?!?!?!?1

"It was a matter of pride. You want to put that (opponent) on his back, that’s the name of the game. These (players) today are out there playing pitty-pat."
Chuck Bednarik

by northern eagle on Aug 27, 2010 6:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

If he is serious

It’s fucking hilarious. If he’s making this shit up as he goes, he’s the next Chuck Klosterman and clearly the best writer on this blog

Either, he’s earned all his recs

by DLawrence55 on Aug 27, 2010 8:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

While it was funny the 1st time..

isn’t rec’ing these type of posts becoming blasé? Seriously, there is only room for a few rec’d posts at the top, and there is already one that got promoted for all the wrong reasons.

by captain nodar on Aug 27, 2010 8:42 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Actually, more than one (not EB’s, that was funny).

What we really need is an anti-rec, where 5 of them would demote the post to the bottom.

by captain nodar on Aug 27, 2010 8:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

idk about you guys

but my favorite part was when he revealed the source of his knowledge… Madden 11.

by IwantVick on Aug 27, 2010 9:07 AM EDT reply actions  

Who rec'd this?

Please take your ball and go home.

by buddyball9 on Aug 27, 2010 12:29 PM EDT reply actions  

ONE WORD

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

In life, as in a football game, the principle to follow is: Hit the line hard.
-Theodore Roosevelt

by Eaglesgrl5 on Aug 27, 2010 2:11 PM EDT reply actions  

honestly

excitement was my same exact reaction too. I couldn’t WAIT to read this

"Can I have my Kolb salad with extra.... bacon?"

Get it? cuz Kevin Kolb hunts pigs? and bacon comes from those?

by David_K on Sep 1, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

EG5 is putty...

… in CNCITINFO’s masterly hands.

I wish I could write my way into a woman’s heart like that.

by IggleGreen on Sep 2, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can we please

stop rec’ing posts that suck in actuality!!!!

please…

"EFF YOU, WE'RE WINNING ANYWAY!!!!!!" (Bye, Dawk)

by jalarsen1 on Aug 27, 2010 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

The writing is beyond terrible.

But the ratio of posts to comments is 2 to 71. I certainly can’t fault the young man there. And he is spelling his polysyllabic words much better! See for yourself!

okay going nowhere season. anyone who doesnt stupid because pieces actually

number leshawn better because

basically ahead veterans stupid veteran playoffs patriots gettting veterans drafting rookies contribute

anyway after season because veterans.

carol sucker seahawks jeremy ’overrated maclyn maclyn riley cooper better starting oppisite deshawn.

jared evans stacy andrews because patriots logan mankins center anyway.

important because leshawn protect passes.

blocking blocking later

basically tested getting manknis evans eagles madden every easy.

defense stupid maclyn veterans patriots superbowls because brady forever.

"Up yours, asshole!"--EvilBanner to effeminate yachtsman Boston Jeff Lurie

by EvilBanner on Aug 27, 2010 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

Like a lower school progress report, EB.

Veritas Liberabit Te

by DSmith215 on Aug 27, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

lmfao, that's genius EB, freaking genius!

Loooooook here brotha'.....who you jivein' with that Cosmic Debris!!!???

by OkieEagle on Aug 29, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

u actually read it?

i saw who posted it & starting laughing

Kolb - a heavy medieval war club with a spiked or flanged metal head, used to crush armor - Wikipedia of course
I've been waiting my whole life for an Eagles Championship
RIP JJ

by sports00fan00 on Aug 29, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just so many things wrong with this

I knew I was going to be in for comedy when he put ‘2’ in the title but it turned out funnier than I expected.

The one thing I want to point out…Yeah, it’s the lack of a #2 TE that is going to prevent the Eagles from challenging for the playoffs.

by JoshuaR on Aug 28, 2010 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

Go check out my version.

thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro

"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb

by wild_eagle on Aug 28, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Look out Andy Reid, this fucker’s got Madden 11!

I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.

by alcatraz0109 on Aug 28, 2010 1:16 AM EDT reply actions  

Holy fucking shit!!! Madden 11 being used as a simulator can only mean that we now know the future...

thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro

"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb

"Please notice the difference and proceed to suck your own tiny ass cock. Secondly, A simulator shows how things COULD go, not WOULD.. Once again bend in half and do the deed.." From me.. To CNCITINFO.

by wild_eagle on Aug 28, 2010 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure

This kid is 11, or just mentally retarded. Either way, do less.

by thebirds77 on Aug 28, 2010 8:25 AM EDT reply actions  

I just can’t tell if he’s being serious or what, but he’s indeed the center of attention… Good or bad…

Arnold, almost 5 years of good memories, you'll be missed.
Viva México! Go Cowboys!

by Chandus on Aug 28, 2010 11:42 AM EDT reply actions  

Veterans are the answer supposedly

- Yet he wants to trade Maclin to start a rookie in Cooper (not Avant)

- Draft a running RB next year in the draft and start him in place of McCoy

- Draft a blocking TE in the same draft who will also play alot

For a guy who hates rookies and building through the draft, 3/5 of your suggestions rely upon those 2 strategies.

by MG77 on Aug 28, 2010 4:26 PM EDT reply actions  

RELAXXXX…lol…This team will be fine. No we will not win the bowl this year. We will win some football games. The D will be pretty good. Ya gotta like how they are creating turnovers. I think KC had what like three balls caught by their WR’s?

The O is a different team with Djax on the field. I think that was noticable last night. I would rather see Maclin run those bubble screens against a 3-4 defense. Let’s face it, Andy Reid never shows his playbook during the preseason. I never expected them to beat GB this year. GB and the Saints are the class of the NFC. Everyone else we play is beatable. I have the faith!! FLY EAGLES FLY!

by piercit on Aug 28, 2010 7:09 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Pretty pessimistic

I know that this is going to be long winded but I went nuts when I saw this post. I don’t think that the Eagles are realistically going to make it to the Super Bowl. But 4-12? To say that we have no offensive line based off of preseason games is ridiculous. Our line is coming off injuries and testing out the younger player to get an evaluation. Granted five sacks is awful, but I still take it into consideration that we are in fact in the preseason and the outcome of the KC game shouldn’t paint a complete picture of our upcoming regular season. I only hope that the O-line picks it up a bit. Kolb can’t be on the run the entire season or we will see this prediction come true.
As for out TE’s ability to block; I saw some pretty good ones last year that proved otherwise. I don’t think that he’s the best in the NFL by a long shot but he still can block. A backup TE may come from TE Rookie Clay Harbor or Cornelius Ingram, the jury is still out on Ingram’s durability and knee.
The only reason Shady didn’t perform as well as he should have was of the poor blocking of the O-line and the limited amount of carries he had during the preseason. I wouldn’t count him out yet either.
Veterans help teams but building through the draft has worked for several teams. Steelers anyone? How about the Colts? The Pats do sign a good amount of veterans but they actually do build through the draft, fyi. 8 out of the 11 offensive and 7 out of 11 defensive starters came from NE drafting them . So yes even the Patriots build through the draft.
Why would you want to trade Maclin and start Cooper? If anything I would promote Avant over Cooper. This is the biggest loss to your argument of "basically the way to move ahead is to get good veterans. the whole buiold with the draft thing is stupid veteran teams win in the playoffs". You would be starting a unproven rookie over a guy who played 15 games last year as a rookie in Andy Reid’s complicated offense who had 55 RECs, 762 YDS and 4 TDs. I think that Maclin will turn out to be a pretty decent compliment to DJAX.
After reading the rest I just came to the conclusion that you’re probably around 15 or so and can’t differentiate between madden and real football. It sounds nice in madden but would never happen in real life. Sorry dude your post was too much to pass up! Go Eagles!

SGT Dave "larsonprojects" Evans
4th Infantry Division
US Army

by larsonprojects on Aug 28, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

dude please its not hard; spellcheck your posts because you come off kind of….lets say uneducated. Why do we need to start cooper… according to your logic maclin is better than cooper due to his higher madden rating. Please do not use madden as truth; a good madden player can win with any team. So for future reference:
1) stop making crystal meth in your trailer’s bathtub
2)stop using madden as a guide to improve teams
3) get off coopers jock..he has not played one game yet and if he really better than maclin he’d be above him on the depth chart
4)go read a book with more than 13 pages

by ediidy on Aug 29, 2010 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Come on

This post was obviously cooked. The first one seemed real enough, but I kind of thought it was someone trying to be dumb. This time they weren’t so careful. They obviously have a firm grasp on the English language, but are trying to maintain that they can’t spell or think. I’m not buying this shit is real for a second.

It turns out I overestimated my apathy, but not enough to matter.

by einman77 on Aug 29, 2010 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed. Who spells “veterans” “overrated” and “basically” correctly but hasn’t heard of an apostrophe. he even has and intro, body, and conclusion. He’s definitely faking.

I Am Better Than Jack Who Some Fool Thinks Is Better Than Asante (IABTJWSFTIBTA)
JIBTA’s actually Jack Ikegwuonu... and he’s f***ing pissed.
36-5-20-JJ Bleeding Green Forever

by DeSean10 on Aug 29, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

autocorrect.

Veritas Liberabit Te

by DSmith215 on Aug 30, 2010 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nope

cooked. “buiold” and the fact that he can’t use an apostrophe for his life would be fixed with autocorrect too if that were the case.

It turns out I overestimated my apathy, but not enough to matter.

by einman77 on Sep 5, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is what happens when I move into my app @ school. I’m so pissed i missed this one.

Kolb - a heavy medieval war club with a spiked or flanged metal head, used to crush armor - Wikipedia of course
I've been waiting my whole life for an Eagles Championship
RIP JJ

by sports00fan00 on Aug 29, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate peas!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kolb - a heavy medieval war club with a spiked or flanged metal head, used to crush armor - Wikipedia of course
I've been waiting my whole life for an Eagles Championship
RIP JJ

by sports00fan00 on Aug 29, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude, Jason Peters played TE in college. & we can just put Austin Howard @ LT. That boosts our O-line & gives us a back-up TE. Problem Solved.

Antonio Bryant was just cut from Cinci. He can replace Maclin. Check.

Marvin Harrison could be our experience. & Screw next year let’s get JaMarcus Russel to play RB he’s huge. Plus we could run some HB passes. Sweeeeeeet. Fuck Peas!

Kolb - a heavy medieval war club with a spiked or flanged metal head, used to crush armor - Wikipedia of course
I've been waiting my whole life for an Eagles Championship
RIP JJ

by sports00fan00 on Aug 29, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

You have no idea how much I want to test this on Madden right now, lol.

I Am Better Than Jack Who Some Fool Thinks Is Better Than Asante (IABTJWSFTIBTA)
JIBTA’s actually Jack Ikegwuonu... and he’s f***ing pissed.
36-5-20-JJ Bleeding Green Forever

by DeSean10 on Aug 29, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you do...

you have to let us know how it went. I’m going to use Madden for gambling this year to predict how to make my bets, lol. INFO infers it’s a good predictior of future events

by SGTSteve on Aug 30, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

you need an octopus

If you dont like Big Red, then F#%@ You!
-Ricky Bobby

by GreenInBaltimore on Sep 2, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

no balls

Kolb - a heavy medieval war club with a spiked or flanged metal head, used to crush armor - Wikipedia of course
I've been waiting my whole life for an Eagles Championship
RIP JJ

by sports00fan00 on Aug 30, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe everything that was written was symbolic for something else.

Its like an enigma, brilliant in every way. The longer you stare at it, the more appreciation you have for this kind of satire. Excellant post. This kind of comedy makes my day, It seriously put a smile on my face.

In Kolb we trust

by yophillybro on Aug 30, 2010 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

You must be semi-retarded.

by Richaud Jeaffreson on Aug 30, 2010 1:51 PM EDT reply actions  

And people think

our education system in this country is OK.

 I wonder if he can spell “Hi, welcome to McDonald’s, Can I take your order?”

I love weed and Madden but dude don’t be a stereotype. Read a book.

by piddler13 on Aug 31, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

This is unbelievable.

There is absolutely no way that you are this fucking stupid. Please, PLEASE, dont ever attempt to claim that you have bright and intelligent ideas because you tested them on a video game. Learn how to fucking spell, articulate, and put well organized and planned sentance fragments together. Not just for the benefit of BGN, but to insure your survival as a human being in todays society.

This must be a joke, and if so, well played sir.

In 20 We Trust

by Lyons81 on Sep 1, 2010 11:57 AM EDT reply actions  

Amen Brother

I’m still trying to figure out if this post is serious or not. If so, this kid needs to go back to school.

SGT Dave "larsonprojects" Evans
4th Infantry Division
US Army

by larsonprojects on Sep 1, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

no he's serious... go look at my post "how 2 REALLY fix the Eagles"

thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro

"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb

"Please notice the difference and proceed to suck your own tiny ass cock. Secondly, A simulator shows how things COULD go, not WOULD.. Once again bend in half and do the deed.." From me.. To CNCITINFO.

by wild_eagle on Sep 1, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'M SPEACHLESS

Someone as knowledgable as you should be a GM for some top rated NFL team. I can’t think for the life of me why some team haven’t swept you up. All that talent & knowledge is just going to waste. PS- Whatever you do, don’t quit your day job (lmao) }:-). I still can’t believe SB let you tie up a whole article with with that nonsense. WTF………………

by greenbeef69 on Sep 1, 2010 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

okay so look I think we all kno the birds r going nowhere this season. anyone who doesnt is just stupid because we dont have the pieces in place that we need 2 actually make a run.

I stopped reading after this … we are a very capable team stop being a Negadelphian.

They call me The Professor.

by Whodie126 on Sep 3, 2010 9:35 AM EDT reply actions  

i read this over again

there is NO way this is real. it has to be a joke. I mean, no one human is this fucking dumb. there are just way too many problems with this that it has to be a satire.

In 20 We Trust

by Lyons81 on Sep 5, 2010 4:57 PM EDT reply actions  

it honestly SOUNDS like a joke. its good satire though…

by WillyC on Sep 5, 2010 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

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