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I Häte it as well


Neptune is a special place, my friends.

     "I am afraid of going bowling on Rosh Hashanah."  This was the oft-repeated mantra of my grandmother that I carried with me as I traversed the shit stained streets of the barrio.  I never questioned the wisdom of my elders, but as we snuggled under her blanket, watching Lawerence Welk and eating poptarts dunked in nutella, I had to wonder.  Was she onto something, or was this the ranting of the damned?  She passed wind, excused herself, and sponged off in the corner as I sat dazed and confused...Airwolf would be on soon.  And then she'd let me masturbate.  Satan whispered to me as I finished.  I sobbed the bitter tears of the penitent.

     How can I forget her words?  “¿Se puede lavar la espalda? Quiero que lo cubra en lino, mi amor.”

     Where are my socks?  It is windy out today, and I am all alone.

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