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Fantasy Football Team Names

As a long time reader of BGN, I felt the need to finally contribute in the form a fanpost. Seeing that the football season is finally upon us, why not discuss hilarious/witty fantasy football team names?

Each year I find myself staring at my computer for hours (usually when I should be working instead) trying to think of that perfect team name. It's a pretty big decision, you don't want to be "that guy" amongst your friends who comes up with names like "The buckfutters" or "gourmet popcorn". These are actual team names I have shared a league with.

So hopefully the collective awesomeness of the BGN community can come up with some great team names. Here are a few I've come across via Google research: 

  • Skittles, taste Dwayne Bowe
  • The ShawShiancoe Redemption
  • Henne, I Shrunk the Kids
  • My Maroney Has a 1st Name
  • Sproles Royce
  • Toyota Celekas
  • Dungy's and Dragons
  • Ochocinco My Battleship
  • Tylenol Cold and Coughlin
  • Ease it in, don't Forsett

Again, these are just a few I've come across. There has to more and there has to be better ones out there. The one I came up with for my team (I suppose you'll just have to take my word for it) is "Maclin' Oat Bran". I'm still working with the copyright office to get it locked down....

So...what have you got?? Check out submissions from the BGN community after the jump.

Here are some great ideas from the brilliant readers of BGN (I'll keep updating the list as long as people keep sharing ideas...kudos to sports00fan00 for the idea):

  • Buddy’s Bounty Hunters’
  • The Dez Bryant Moving Company (personal favorite)
  • Dez Bryant's Movers
  • Necessary Roughness
  • Dear Favre, Please Retire
  • My Roddy’s White
  • Slob on my Kolb
  • Andy Reid’s gout problem
  • BeRevis and Butthead
  • Kolby Jackson Cheese (HA...another favorite)
  • Avant a Championship
  • Green Akers
  • Romosexual (I can't believe it took this long for this one to come up....I blame myself)
  • Stu’s Clues
  • The Ernie Simsons
  • Gaither your belongings
  • Keep the Chaney, you filthy animal
  • It’s Kolberin’ Time
  • The Peach Kolbblers
  • The O’Riley Cooper Factor
  • Avant-Garde
  • Tapp That
  • Daniel Teo-Overdrive (DTO)
  • Le Real McCoys!
  • Jackson and I’m In Too!
  • Buckley?? Buck YOU!
  • Dream Weavers
  • Andy Read the "Run Side" of the Play Sheet
  • Kendra is in Hank's Baskett
  • Pass Times at Lincoln Fi
  • The Morniwheg After
  • Kiss my Asomugha
  • Child Please
  • Kibbles and Vicks
  • Sorry About Your Daughter
  • Vick in Box
  • Snowballs for Santa
  • Don't haze me bro!
  • Multiple Scorgasms
  • The Beer View Mirrors
  • Victorious Secret 
  • Show me your TD’s
  • Chad Lost his Johnson
  • Bros before Shiancos
  • Got a Bush? Get a Barber
  • Theres a Brees in my Bush
  • No Punt Intended
  • My Dixon your Cole
  • Haynesworth Workout
  • WhatWouldBreesusDo?
  • Suh-per Bowl Bound
  • Friar Tuck Tebow
  • Kolb Your Enthusiasm
  • Asante and Battery
  • Justice, Laws, and the Young Guns
  • Leave It to Weaver
  • Maclin Tacklin’
  • The Bradley Bunch
  • Herremans’ Van Squad
  • The Avant Guard
  • Mikell Gives You Hell
  • The Celekt Team
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