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"First on the docket is news from Jay Glazer that Albert Haynesworth did NOT pass his conditioning tests today. According to Glazer, Haynesworth passed the 1st part but not the 2nd part. This story will be monitored closely, but as of right now it appears that the Haynesworth Show is already full of drama and intrigue and we are merely hours into (camp)."

Update: Some clarification on how Haynesworth failed "the second part" of his test:

"Haynesworth did so well in the first phase that one team source said he "killed it." But Haynesworth apparently needed a lavatory break midway through the second part and was unable to complete the test after returning and starting from the beginning." - Source

Still unanswered: Poopies or peepees? I'll have an update as soon as that information is made public.

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Between Dez and Albert I’m realy starting to enjoy the start of this season. A far cry from last year when we lost JJ…. Still brings a tear to my eye talk about a guy that bleeds green he was the heart and soul of the D.

Hey Dez, it's 2am do you know where your mother is?

by sowhatifitisasportste on Jul 29, 2010 1:37 PM EDT reply actions  

And a side not FUCK FARVE …. drama quean couldn’t have waited 1 damn day Sports Center had a 2 min speach about JJ then 2 fucking hours on Tina …. I’m calling him tina from now on cause he’s a drama quean.

Hey Dez, it's 2am do you know where your mother is?

by sowhatifitisasportste on Jul 29, 2010 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm glad he failed - F*ck him

and his millions…and millions…and millions of dollars.

“I dont wanna play in the 3-4!!!!” cries

Maybe Andrews did literally cry, but he looks stone cold serious compared to this money-grubbing crybaby.

by RucanorX on Jul 29, 2010 1:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe I went a bit far

But I seriously can’t stand any athlete or working-class person regardless of who they are, that can get paid exuberant amounts of money that none of us will ever make in our lifetime and complain about it. They should get kicked out of the league.

by RucanorX on Jul 29, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

no you’re right. if we purposely skip work just because we don’t like being there, we’d be fired in an instant and there wouldn’t be a compensation for being cut. it’s such an absurd system. their contracts should be voided on the spot and they should be suspended a small amount of games by the league for insubordination.

on a side note, i wish i was that fat.

www.drcellphone.com

by Bleediots on Jul 29, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahahahahahahahahaha...

Fatass. I wonder what was the 2nd part of the test?

by eaglemaniac814 on Jul 29, 2010 2:09 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Walking.

RIP Jim Johnson, best ever.

by Imp on Jul 29, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Swimsuit.

Formerly Bye, Dawk :(

by JimmyK on Jul 29, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

+1

That was freakin funny

Semper Fi Do or Die

Projected 2010 Record: 12-4. You heard it here first

by Jeremiah_24 on Jul 29, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

In fairness, I stole it from Ken over at Hogs Haven. I swear that I’m funny though, too.

Formerly Bye, Dawk :(

by JimmyK on Jul 29, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not eating 25 McDoubles in a single sitting

by PF_Flyers22 on Jul 29, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder what the issue is … apparently he dropped 32 pounds since April. Could he be weak from poor dieting in an effort to shed weight fast? or was he up 60 lbs from his playing weight so dropping 32 still leaves him out of shape?

They call me The Professor.

by Whodie126 on Jul 29, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's Funny

But as much as I hated the Redskins durring the Joe Gibbs/Buddy Ryan era, I almost feel sorry for them now.

I'm not drunk I'm just drinking.

by no1pipelayer on Jul 29, 2010 2:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Passed #1

Failed #2… I think that’s your answer JimmyK. Too much effort dropping the kids off at the pool

by Sparki on Jul 29, 2010 3:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Poor guy…he didn’t realize “Hogs” wasn’t meant to be taken literally.

by BrianS on Jul 29, 2010 4:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Live in DC

I live in the DC Area and i listen to the 24/7 Sports Talk Radio all the time while i’m driving to and from work…

The last thing coming out of the Skins’ Training Camp is that Coach Shanahan was NOT happy with the pace that Fat Albert ran the 2 drills… and made him run a third… which he failed…

I love it!

by Ralf E Chubbs on Jul 29, 2010 5:00 PM EDT reply actions  

U listen to 106.7?

Lavar and Dukes are killing him right now.

Semper Fi Do or Die

Projected 2010 Record: 12-4. You heard it here first

by Jeremiah_24 on Jul 29, 2010 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuck yes...

that’s the only thing i listen to on the radio… i love 24/7 sports talk… even if all they talk about are dc teams…

I dislike the Lavar and Dukes show… Lavar consistently murders easy words and mispronounces them and Dukes is a fucking suckup and is someone who shouldn’t have even lasted this long…

the general conclusion by the fan base down here is that washington will be AT LEAST 4 games better only because of the inclusion of D Nabb… i even heard Mike Wise say they’re going to the Super Bowl…

It’s like they forgot about what he DIDNT do for the Eagles during his ten years in Philly… i get it though… they’re excited about having a perennial pro bowl quarterback.

I’m just glad Haynesworth is such a fucking tool and Shanahan is fucking with him these past 2 days…

by Ralf E Chubbs on Jul 30, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bathroom???

Maybe he didn’t have to do a one or a two, maybe he had to do a “number 5”, if you know what I mean.

by eaglemaniac814 on Jul 29, 2010 5:10 PM EDT reply actions  

He had to go inject himself with some hgh cause the one he took before the 1st test ran out…

child please

by worldphuckinchamps on Jul 29, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

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