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What a Wonderful Day To Live In Texas!!!

What a wonderful day it is to live in El Paso Texas. Kim Kardashian and her Boyfriend Miles Austin are in town visiting a local club. After having a few drinks with the guys, I contemplated going to this club and flapping my arms like an Eagle infront of this guy. This is the down fall of living in Texas and being an Eagle fan. Everywhere you go your out numbered by god forsaken cowgirl fans.

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do it anyway

dont conform to them, keep proud and spread the word of kolb

Where one era ends, another begins

by BadCo'09 on Jul 23, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

And ask Kim and Miles if they're into making some very special tapes...

...But if he pulls the rug on his quarterback, Reid must do it knowing that he let McNabb down more than McNabb ever let him down.

Phil Sheridan--Philadelphia Inquirer

by EvilBanner on Jul 23, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

all the cool kids do it

Where one era ends, another begins

by BadCo'09 on Jul 23, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

do it for cash!

"it's like i tell my ex-wife, i never drive faster than i can see, and besides it's all in the reflexes." -Jack Burton, Big trouble in little China

by snowhill82 on Jul 24, 2010 4:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinking donkey...

he is on a team full of jackasses after all.

I feel your pain of being stuck it texas.

Who dat, from a cajun exiled to cowboy country.

by alcoholic_insight on Jul 24, 2010 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

tell him please do it, “in Kolb we trust”

"When you cut me I'm not like the others, I bleed but it's not red... IT'S GREEN"

by EAGLES805 on Jul 24, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

Wouldn't you love

to kick Austin in the balls?

Cowboys suck.

by stinkypants on Jul 24, 2010 12:51 AM EDT reply actions  

That is if he has any balls…

by eaglemaniac814 on Jul 24, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just left the Night Club, chanting E-A-G-L-E-S…..Eagles!!!! Hahahahahahaha

by EagleElo on Jul 24, 2010 1:28 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I would have went to them and said “Kim is there any chance for a sequel to the first one? If so, how bought we record it on the Dallas Star?”

by macjack09 on Jul 24, 2010 1:45 AM EDT reply actions  

poison his food

and thats it. i followed miles workout back in his mommoth days. he has a REALLY good strength coach and hes strong as hell — he’ll whip yo ass easy :)

E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!!!

by Joe_D on Jul 24, 2010 7:34 AM EDT reply actions  

Kardashian has a good taste in guys

"If I can get you to think twice, I'm in your head."
-Brian Dawkins

"Yeah, I like to hit people"
-Brandon Graham

by immynimmy on Jul 24, 2010 9:30 AM EDT reply actions  

her criteria is

-black
-rich
-famous

check, c heck, check

E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!!!

by Joe_D on Jul 24, 2010 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

joe

dont forget pussy-whipped kim got a great ass but no brain

okay i have cerebral palsy arthris and chronic fatigue as well i have a great life and loveing folks some days are better than other days i got a make-a-wish in 2001 and saw my favorite team the broncos it was the trip of a lifetime i wish everyone couild have gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that okay but i bleed organ and bule for my mnr fans but i bleed orange and blue denver will rise again resident broncos fan for every blog resident broncos for stampede bule thanks shvd98z24 real name jeremy woodard nettleton high class of 02 yes i am a raider

by j-man on Jul 24, 2010 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

what is the ratio

between gums and teeth?

"EFF YOU, WE'RE WINNING ANYWAY!!!!!!" (Bye, Dawk)

by jalarsen1 on Jul 24, 2010 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

Cowboys fans outnumber Philly fans in every city in America (except maybe Philly) like a traveling bandwagon express train

"EFF YOU, WE'RE WINNING ANYWAY!!!!!!" (Bye, Dawk)

by jalarsen1 on Jul 24, 2010 10:54 AM EDT reply actions  

Saw a guy near D.C. this weekend

He had his Cowboys hat on and his girl had a Yankees hat on.

I immediately thought of JasonB

Secretary of State for BGN aka "Most diplomatic man on this site," as appointed by Talon Talent
Still waiting for the Eagles to Bring It Home For Jerome

by D3Keith on Jul 26, 2010 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

shoulda gone for the pinch

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. - C&H

by alcatraz0109 on Jul 24, 2010 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

here a bad cowboys name

gayboys

okay i have cerebral palsy arthris and chronic fatigue as well i have a great life and loveing folks some days are better than other days i got a make-a-wish in 2001 and saw my favorite team the broncos it was the trip of a lifetime i wish everyone couild have gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that okay but i bleed organ and bule for my mnr fans but i bleed orange and blue denver will rise again resident broncos fan for every blog resident broncos for stampede bule thanks shvd98z24 real name jeremy woodard nettleton high class of 02 yes i am a raider

by j-man on Jul 24, 2010 5:11 PM EDT reply actions  

also

cowwhores, cowgirls, cowbells(for when talking about them in front of kids and old ladies), cowards, cowtards, and of course cowbitches.

Didn’t make the cut: Cowabunga

"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins

"There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." Bruce Lee

"This fucking game is over!" Chuck Bednarik

"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth" Mike Tyson

by Talon Talent on Jul 24, 2010 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice

lol

okay i have cerebral palsy arthris and chronic fatigue as well i have a great life and loveing folks some days are better than other days i got a make-a-wish in 2001 and saw my favorite team the broncos it was the trip of a lifetime i wish everyone couild have gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that okay but i bleed organ and bule for my mnr fans but i bleed orange and blue denver will rise again resident broncos fan for every blog resident broncos for stampede bule thanks shvd98z24 real name jeremy woodard nettleton high class of 02 yes i am a raider

by j-man on Jul 24, 2010 7:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe since reggie bush sucked dick, Kim will be the vessel to take suckyness to

miles.

thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro

"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb

by wild_eagle on Jul 24, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Love the game...

…but the fans do suck.

Respect the man for his abilities. Respect the team for it’s resurgence. And paint a billboard over your house with the Eagles logo to show the Dallas fans that they are a bunch of big babies.

Oh wait, but then you’d be acting just like the bandwagon Dallas fans act in the rest of the USA.

Tough call here.

by IggleGreen on Jul 25, 2010 10:01 AM EDT reply actions  

lol @ you leaving the club yelling out Eagles

lls. wow.

2009 BTB Part Deux Fantasy League Champion. 'Kill Everybody 13-2'. KDP knows football.
"Yeah, he's good. Dez Bryant is smooth, fast and has velcro hands.... He's going to give his QBs a giant comfort zone; if you throw it in his vicinity, odds are very good that he'll catch it."- Rafeal Vela, 1st day of 2010 training camp.

by KD Drummond on Jul 25, 2010 11:56 AM EDT reply actions  

You guys missed your chance

He’ll be in Philly this year though, just stand by the endzone and you can tell him then when he gets there, don’t worry you want have to wait long. Just ignore the guy in black and white stripes with his hands over his head, he’s just there to take the ball from Miles.

by Musiccitynorm on Jul 26, 2010 12:00 PM EDT reply actions  

I can see it now...

The ref, his hands above his head, waiting to receive the ball from Miles in the endzone…

“Miles, you dolt! You ran the wrong way again!”

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. - C&H

by alcatraz0109 on Jul 26, 2010 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

well done.

They call me The Professor.

by Whodie126 on Jul 27, 2010 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

So this might not be the right place for it ...

… but I’d hate to start more Cowboys threads here.

ESPN is running with this “headline” right now: Dez Bryant refuses to carry Roy Williams’ pads :)

Nice. I smell minor distraction/camp firestorm!

Secretary of State for BGN aka "Most diplomatic man on this site," as appointed by Talon Talent
Still waiting for the Eagles to Bring It Home For Jerome

by D3Keith on Jul 26, 2010 5:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Haha, i know. ESPN wants him to be the new TO soooooooooo bad, lol.

I Am Better Than Jack Who Some Fool Thinks Is Better Than Asante (IABTJWSFTIBTA)
JIBTA’s actually Jack Ikegwuonu... and he’s f***ing pissed.
36-5-20-JJ Bleeding Green Forever

by DeSean10 on Jul 26, 2010 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

<-----Another Eagles fan here in San Antonio!!

F the Cowboys!

....When does football season start again???

by SpursEaglesFanSanAntonio on Jul 30, 2010 12:28 PM EDT reply actions  

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