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This proves it. They DO read our shit and occasionally steal our ideas...
This past April, Banner signed a four-year extension to continue as president of the Eagles. That day, someone who goes by the message-board moniker “EvilBanner” posted a haiku on bleedinggreennation.com:
Behind his glasses
There is no humanity
It is a black day.
Three minutes later, EvilBanner posted another haiku:
The rich boys giggle.
Big yachts but no trophies.
Life at NovaCare.
EvilBanner for the win!!
Jim Johnson(RIP). Brian Westbrook(36). Donovan Mcnabb(5). Brian Dawkins(20). Sheldon Brown(24). Jeremiah Trotter(54).
Thanks for the memories...
I’m rec’ing this just because EB’s haiku was included in that article.
Jim Johnson(RIP). Brian Westbrook(36). Donovan Mcnabb(5). Brian Dawkins(20). Sheldon Brown(24). Jeremiah Trotter(54).
Thanks for the memories...
Same
That’s pretty damn impressive. Hard to believe the folks at Philly.com read all of our comments.
I wonder if they will include my spicy Vick rants in the YO section of the DN?
...But if he pulls the rug on his quarterback, Reid must do it knowing that he let McNabb down more than McNabb ever let him down.
Phil Sheridan--Philadelphia Inquirer
It's easy for me to believe ...
… Those of us who work in sports media might avoid watching or reading when we get home cause it just feels like more work, or repeating what we just did, but at the same time, it’s natural. We read as fans or we read for reasons of keeping up with our beats.
Look at it like this: quoting a blogger is like interviewing a fan on the street, except without all the work involved :) Ten years ago you had to leave your desk, talk to 5 or 6 people before someone says something you can use, etc.
That said, I really liked the story and how thenwriter got Banner to open up. EB being quoted was a nice touch, but don’t you feel guilty about making the man cry at night?
When the Eagles win the championship, I’m getting a picture of you & banner hugging.
(and Joe_D giving the wrestling X over his nuts to McNabb)
Secretary of State for BGN aka "Most diplomatic man on this site," as appointed by Talon Talent
Still waiting for the Eagles to Bring It Home For Jerome
by D3Keith on Jul 24, 2010 10:39 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
One, two, three, four, five
six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve
thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen
DAT ASS!!
I wonder who else reads this blog
Maybe I should paint on a Eagles bikini with body paint and post a picture of it in hopes that Playboy is reading.
Nice work Evilbanner.
In life, as in a football game, the principle to follow is: Hit the line hard.
-Theodore Roosevelt
Reverse phychology
Naw….. You’re not brave enough to do it….
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I work for playboy
do it and i promise you a cover page photoshoot gorgeous!
^Nights Of Cabiria
by RadioheadbeatlesEagles on Jul 23, 2010 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Body paint is fun!
Proclaim your fandom while nude.
Hefner is watching…
...But if he pulls the rug on his quarterback, Reid must do it knowing that he let McNabb down more than McNabb ever let him down.
Phil Sheridan--Philadelphia Inquirer
by EvilBanner on Jul 23, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
"it's like i tell my ex-wife, i never drive faster than i can see, and besides it's all in the reflexes." -Jack Burton, Big trouble in little China
Fantastic
EB is bigtime, haha.
I want to see the Wall Street Journal quote Jibta.
Formerly Bye, Dawk :(
by JimmyK on Jul 23, 2010 3:25 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Just think, we all knew EvilBanner before all the fame
But what’s up with the real Joe Banner and the sucker punch? Dude, just ask the kid for your toy back before you have to resort to a cheap shot.
Sometimes it's just fun to take the family for a spin around the lake in the old boat. Even if it's not your family or your boat, and they're screaming for you to stop.
by Baron Dainer Von Tresvant on Jul 23, 2010 8:45 PM EDT reply actions
I read that section about 10 times...
what the hell is up with that guy?
...But if he pulls the rug on his quarterback, Reid must do it knowing that he let McNabb down more than McNabb ever let him down.
Phil Sheridan--Philadelphia Inquirer
That and he can't sleep at night after contract negotiations where he had to concede on some points because he felt like he lost
I admire the competitive nature, but it’s ok to give a guy a fair contract
Sometimes it's just fun to take the family for a spin around the lake in the old boat. Even if it's not your family or your boat, and they're screaming for you to stop.
by Baron Dainer Von Tresvant on Jul 24, 2010 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Apparently he struggles with human communication… Good thing he was so small; a bigger kid might have knocked the bully down the stairs and killed him.
I Am Better Than Jack Who Some Fool Thinks Is Better Than Asante (IABTJWSFTIBTA)
JIBTA’s actually Jack Ikegwuonu... and he’s f***ing pissed.
36-5-20-JJ Bleeding Green Forever
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