The Linc - What if DeSean Jackson played soccer?
by JasonB on May 26, 2010 3:28 PM EDT
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As for Desean Jackson, he earns the nod for all the same reasons as Harvin, plus: He sure seems like an ornery little bastard, doesn't he? Not in a bad way, either; but he's got a serious case of the Napolean complex, and we can use that our advantage. You think Desean Jackson is going to take sh— from some uppity Italian defender? Bitch, he's from COMPTON. Desean will wreak havoc on whoever the Euros throw at him, and he'll do it while talking endless amounts of trash, cheap shotting on every header, and whining to the refs like a seasoned pro. Come get some, Italia. — Sharp
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Isn't he from Long Beach?
Aren’t the LBC and Compton different? I think that is what Snoop and Dre said…
Italian Defender
Yeah, if he was there in the 2006 final, I’m pretty sure DeSean would also have headbutted that dude.
LeBron-Kobe midfield?
that would be a sight to behold
nyuk nyuk nyuk
by alcatraz0109 on May 26, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
eh
I can’t think of anyone who would be a better goalie than Birdman in terms of athleticism, length, and lateral agility.
nyuk nyuk nyuk
by alcatraz0109 on May 27, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Notice my comment in the story ;)
This is the new/current account of RyanGiggs11
"College is only 4 years, but the Eagles are for life." - Ironhank
by Scott Kessler on May 26, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m a little surprised Chad Ochocinco wasn’t named considering he claims Soccer is his favorite sport.
They call me The Professor.
i think i can name 2 big soccer players
yeah but you lost any/all credibility when you stated BWest was still on the team so no one is really surprised there.
VOID!!!
Where did I say that?
You lose all credibility for not having second grade level reading comprehension you stupid shit
E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!!!
Formidable Running backs? Solid, but not anything to lose sleep over.
Formidable RBs.. Did you forget BWest already?
http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2010/5/26/1488812/nfl-writer-puts-us-as-a-tier-3-team#38392708
VOID!!!
so true. so true
"Oh, get a job? Just get a job? Why don't I strap on my job helmet, and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into job land, where jobs grow on jobbies!"
Hmmmm
Weird to think about.
What if Micheal Jordan long jumped?
Its cool to think about but I dont think they would translate very well
UDDDDAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Η κόλαση δεν έχει μυστικά
E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!!!!!!!!
"fuk u i hate peas"- CNCITINFO (Random BGN troll)
he would
suck at soccer. Being good at FB and being good at soccer are two different skill sets.
by MightyJoeBanner on May 26, 2010 4:02 PM EDT reply actions
If the US gives up 4 goals to the Czech Republic, Gilardino and Toni will have a field day against them. Italy has plenty of tough places of its own.
"Verde que te quiero verde..."
Το πράσινο είναι ζωή!
That's right, I bleed green multiculturally
"if you shut someone down with class, it's more effective" - Udalango
However I do admit that Materazzi is an absolute testa di cazzo, and De Rossi (the guy who elbowed McBride) is no better. Carlos Tévez would eat Jackson alive.
"Verde que te quiero verde..."
Το πράσινο είναι ζωή!
That's right, I bleed green multiculturally
"if you shut someone down with class, it's more effective" - Udalango
I'll explain
Alberto Gilardino and Luca Toni are Italy’s best forwards.
Marco Materazzi is the guy who got head-butted by Zinedine Zidane in the 2006 World Cup final for saying “I’d rather have your whore of a sister” (M was pulling on Z’s shirt, Z said “if you want, I’ll give you it after the game”).
Daniele De Rossi got a red card in Italy – US 2-2 for elbowing Brian McBride.
Carlos Tévez is Argentine, not Italian, but is one of the toughest soccer players in the world.
"Verde que te quiero verde..."
Το πράσινο είναι ζωή!
That's right, I bleed green multiculturally
"if you shut someone down with class, it's more effective" - Udalango
Toni didn't even make the Italy squad last time I checked, fyi.
Giuseppe Rossi is on the squad in his place I believe. Del Piero and Totti are out this year as well.
Not surprised about Del Piero and Totti
Toni not on the azzurri? I’m surprised!
I hope Lippi knows what he’s doing.
Rest of my comments stand though.
"Verde que te quiero verde..."
Το πράσινο είναι ζωή!
That's right, I bleed green multiculturally
"if you shut someone down with class, it's more effective" - Udalango
I really liked that soccer piece. I’m as indifferent towards soccer as the next guy, but I like this line of thinking. I often think about how some basketball players would make great WRs (no, not TEs, WRs!) and, some would make great OT or even DE prospects if they had chosen different sports and thus developed and built themselves differently.
Think about it, everyone talks about Lebron, but, what about some older greats. Football would have found a place for Sir Charles. Michael Jordan could have been an all time great WR, and so would Kevin Johnson (if he could stay healthy in football). And again, assuming health, you can’t TELL me that Shaq doesn’t have immense potential on an O or D line somewhere? Bulk that man up to 400, maybe 450? I’m not saying the Shaq football experiment would have worked, but, wouldn’t you want YOUR team to take a flyer on a guy like that? See if he turns into the worlds best over LT?
Sapp the steal of the draft..
cant wait to see this guy in a year or two. He looks like a beast!! Our LB crew just got stronger. Plus the F.A. and trades we got . Not to mention an all defensive draft (and a tight end). Nice job F.O.!!!! I like to think we could be a top 5 defense this year.
Phillies in the World Series, Flyers in the Stanley Cup, now all we need is the Philadelphia Eagles in the Superbowl. Miami 2011...
by STRAIGHTOYOURFACE on May 26, 2010 4:25 PM EDT reply actions
What if DeSean Jackson played soccer?
He would be gay. Dont ban me, you know that was your answer
"Oh, get a job? Just get a job? Why don't I strap on my job helmet, and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into job land, where jobs grow on jobbies!"
I’d love me some shaq at nose tackle.
Jordan would indeed make an amazing wide receiver.
And I wonder if steve nash could play safety.
2010-11 Predictions:
Kevin Kolb will go to the probowl and complete >65% of passes.
Jeremy Maclyn will have more receptions than Miles Austin & Steve Smith
Graham will have the starting LDE spot tied up by week 5, win ROTY, and have >10 Sacks
11-5 finish.
by corn on the kolb on May 26, 2010 8:35 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Well, since you mentioned Steve Nash
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Nash#Soccer
“Nash grew up playing soccer—he stated in a 2005 interview that he could have played professionally if he had focused on it73—and continues to hold an interest in the sport.”
“He joined the USL-1 Vancouver Whitecaps FC team’s ownership group in July 2008 and in March 2009, Vancouver was officially named as a future MLS expansion city, set to join the league in 2011.8182”
“At St. Michaels, he starred in basketball, soccer, and rugby union. "
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Of-course-Steve-Nash-played-rugby-in-high-school?urn=nba,241584
“Nash led SMU to a provincial rugby championship as well, distinguishing himself not only by making goal kicks both right-footed and left, but also by proving his concept of team extended beyond what others could do to help him achieve his goals.”
I am fairly certain he could play several positions in football if he played rugby.
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