I Had a Dream!
Yup that is right, I do sleep from time to time and about a week ago I experienced a revelation. I had a dream, and in that dream the Eagles were on the clock. After a few minutes, I heard eleven words unexpectedly paired together.
"The Philadelphia Eagles select Derrick Morgan, defensive end from Georgia Tech." After that I woke up.
Now I know what you are thinking, "Dick, what the fuck are you smoking you crazy asshole!" Well.............that.......that's irrelevant, and don't call me an asshole, jerk.
So if you hear Derrick Morgan's name called when the Eagles are on the clock(not necessarily at 24), just remember who prophesied it first, and if he isn't called......well then you should have known better then to take someone with the username "DickMuffin" seriously in the first place......I mean come on, what the hell is your problem.