Another Philly sports fan legend

Let's see.. I got jumped at a Padres game (in the stands no less), was presented with a "double bird" by Lou Pinnela at a Mariners game, watched countless fights, public nudity, intoxication, and blatant nose-picking while living in the NYC and going to various sporting events for 19 years, but (of course) this makes the news because it involves a (gasp) Philadelphia sports fan.

I'm tempted to go to a Diamondback game and hurl "D" cell batteries, while hurling my nachos on an innocent fan, and boo the Easter Bunny for good measure. Maybe I'll get a Youtube minute. Doubt it, unless I fly out to The City of Brotherly Shove first.