Facts about 2010 you wouldn't have predicted in 2007
Jim Johnson dies after a battle with cancer, but the story is overshadowed by FAVREFEST '09 (I had to mention this first. The rest is a much lighter read.)
Fresh out of prison, Michael Vick (AKA Ron Mexico) puts on a midnight green #7 jersey
Reggie Brown is a swashbuckling pirate
Shawn Andrews is a DJ
Brian Westbrook, Brian Dawkins, Shawn Andrews, Tra Thomas, Jon Runyan, Lito Sheppard, Jevon Kearse, Reggie Brown, Kevin Curtis, Darren Howard, and Correll Buckhalter are ALL gone.
The Eagles have an electric Pro-Bowl WR and a very promising, young WR and TE corps. (Reggie Brown, Kevin Curtis, and LJ Smith, anyone?)
The Eagles and the Cowboys are both ecstatic with their draft day trade (Anthony Spencer, Kevin Kolb, and Stewart Bradley)
Eli Manning is the highest paid QB in the league (if you don't count the nearly $20M Jake Delhomme is making this year)
Brett Favre is playing the best football of his career... for the Vikings
LaDainian Tomlinson is on the Jets
Thomas Jones is on the Chiefs
Larry Johnson is on the Redskins
Miles Austin is the best receiver on the Cowboys, Terrell Owens is gone, and Roy Williams is officially a punchline (so is the other one)
Tom Brady isn't perfect (18-1, out for 2008, first round exit in 2009)
Steve Smith is better than Steve Smith
Plaxico Burress is in jail
Winston Justice is a starter
Osi Umenyiora ISN'T
Have fun with this and add your own!
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Carolina’s Steve Smith is and will still be better than New York’s for at least the next 3 years. No comparison.
by Route36 on Mar 20, 2010 12:17 AM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
agreed
is at peace with the fact that i am a DICK.... i am good at it.... it is what i do.... it defines who i am.... will i be hated?? most definitely... do i care?? hell no...
"youve got enemies? good. that means you actully stood up for something" -Eminem
Eh, he’ll be 31 when this season starts and his play always seemed dependent on how well Jake Delhomme played.
I am the people's troll :3™
he’ll be 31 when this season starts
Wide Receivers usually remain in their prime at least till age 34. See: Jerry Rice, Randy Moss, Terrell Owens, Derrick Mason etc.
his play always seemed dependent on how well Jake Delhomme played.
Isn’t that the case for every other wide receiver in the NFL? Do you think Andre Johnson or would be putting up the same numbers if his QB was Jamarcus Russell?
Carolina’s Steve Smith played most of the 2009-10 season with a QB that had a rating of 59. He still averaged 4 more yards per catch, more than double the yards after catch, and had half as many drops as the other Steve Smith.
Look at the top 20 NFL Receiving leaders from last season. Every single one of those receivers had a top 15 QB. The only two receivers to crack the top 25 that had QBs with less than an 80 rating are Calvin Johnson(61 QB rating) and Steve Smith(59 QB rating – 11 games).
Right now, saying one Smith is better than the other is not a fact but opinion.
pwned lol
"I think pro athletes should be forced to use steroids. I think we as fans deserve the greatest athletes science can create."- Daniel Tosh
If Football Had A Church , Brian Dawkins Would Be My Preacher. -NPK
Jibta's Daddy - NPK
by NorthPhillyKid on Mar 21, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Uh, having a top 15 QB isn’t exactly difficult. How do you define a top 15 QB anyway? By yards? I would think that a QBs yards and his WRs yards would directly correlate with each other.
I am the people's troll :3™
This all could've been avoided ...
… with a little semantic switch.
“Steve Smith is better than Steve Smith” changes to “Steve Smith puts up better numbers than Steve Smith.”
NYG had 107 catches for 1,220 yards and 7 TDs.
CAR had 65 catches for 982 yards and 7 TDs (in 15 games).
You can argue over who’s better, but we can all agree on whose production we’d rather have in our lineup.
Still waiting for the Eagles to Bring It Home For Jerome
voice of reason
+1
Lawyer: Peter, Sarah has decided to press sexual harrasssment charges against you.
Peter: Sarah...Is that the one we video taped taking a dump?
by Plaxico Burress on Mar 22, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Peyton Manning throws a pick 6 to lose the Superbowl for the Colts.
by Route36 on Mar 20, 2010 12:19 AM EDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
I don’t think anyone could have predicted that.
"Keep them both for 2010. 2 >1" Route 36
by Cowboy KILLER on Mar 20, 2010 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions
No surprise there
While it may not have been all his fault… He did blow the best years of his career.
ok
New Oreleans are defending SB champs. Their fans took off the bags!
The Giants pass Offense was the reason why they won games.
NE Patriots are no longer the team to fear.
Rex Ryan is a HC and brings back Buddy ball.
Shanahan is coaching in the Beast.
Kurt Warner won a starting job after his stint with the giants.
Dallas won a PO game.
So Sad but So True
"I'm kinda annoyed right now...I was with the Eagles for four years, I was cheating for four years...nobody covered it!!" -Freddie Mitchell on Tiger Woods:
Kevin Kolb will hold a NFL record....
One that doesn’t involve interceptions.
I don't know what it is about your face,
[holds up fist]
but I just wanna deliver one of these right in your suck hole.
nfl record for..?
The Eagles WILL redeem themselves in the '10-'11 season, with a win at SuperBowl 45 in Dallas!
boooooo!!!!!
I don't know what it is about your face,
[holds up fist]
but I just wanna deliver one of these right in your suck hole.
Andy Reid is fat........................................................................................................................
……………………………………………………………………………………………………. ………………………………….eh, nevermind.
I don't know what it is about your face,
[holds up fist]
but I just wanna deliver one of these right in your suck hole.
Andy Reid lost 40 lbs but gained 60…. nobody noticed
child please
by worldphuckinchamps on Mar 20, 2010 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Why would we expect fatty to be able to manage a game....
When he can’t even manage his diet.

Just look at him…..disgusting.
I don't know what it is about your face,
[holds up fist]
but I just wanna deliver one of these right in your suck hole.
hey
dont diss mcdonalds
ochocinco lives on it and look at him, he is just as in shape as any other wide receiver
child please
by worldphuckinchamps on Mar 20, 2010 3:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Nope.
Thats just some fat dude that looks like him.
I don't know what it is about your face,
[holds up fist]
but I just wanna deliver one of these right in your suck hole.
No.
I think that’s actually him. Seems a bit thin for Reid, however.
...But if he pulls the rug on his quarterback, Reid must do it knowing that he let McNabb down more than McNabb ever let him down.
Phil Sheridan--Philadelphia Inquirer
how about the fact that the giants beat the undefeated patriots in the superbowl… that is definitely something i would not have predicted
child please
by worldphuckinchamps on Mar 20, 2010 1:55 AM EDT reply actions
Related question
If Umenyiora became available, do we bring him in for a look? The guy is a pretty good DE when healthy. I know we just got Tapp so this question isn’t as prevalent as it would have been one week ago, but what do you thing?
Also, Tuck was the one that could play OLB, right? Not Umenyiora?
I Am Better Than Jack Who Some Fool Thinks Is Better Than Asante (IABTJWSFTIBTA)
Kiwanuka was the converted LB if I remember correctly.
About 10 minutes ago, I was pondering my own existence. Then I decided that it didn't matter.
by IronHank on Mar 20, 2010 8:57 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
You'd have to trade for Osi
and given Gaines Adams (RIP) got a 2nd rounder…you’d have to part ways with either that #24, or a 2nd rounder and others.
Master of the squeegee
by FreeBradshaw on Mar 20, 2010 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't think so.
A first round pick for a disgruntled DE riding the pine? I don’t think you could get that, and even if you could it wouldn’t be from us. I was thinking if he got cut we might pick him up, but idk if the Giants would do that.
I Am Better Than Jack Who Some Fool Thinks Is Better Than Asante (IABTJWSFTIBTA)
Plus......
he might not be the same player after fucking up his leg.
I don't know what it is about your face,
[holds up fist]
but I just wanna deliver one of these right in your suck hole.
Trotter comes back from retirement
…or to say: Trotter is an Eagle but BDawk plays for another team
We move up to draft WR in the 1st round
The governor of ALASKA is the most divisive personality in American politics. Alaska.
About 10 minutes ago, I was pondering my own existence. Then I decided that it didn't matter.
by IronHank on Mar 20, 2010 9:05 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Sigh.

I don't know what it is about your face,
[holds up fist]
but I just wanna deliver one of these right in your suck hole.
Regardless of your political affiliation you gotta admit its better that it's a young guy...
McCain coulda croaked before 2012, then Palin would be president.
Nahh dude.
About 10 minutes ago, I was pondering my own existence. Then I decided that it didn't matter.
Heonestly.
I’m tired of all of this political bullshit from both parties.
Nader ’12 baby. (sarcasm)
I don't know what it is about your face,
[holds up fist]
but I just wanna deliver one of these right in your suck hole.
ron paul
"I think pro athletes should be forced to use steroids. I think we as fans deserve the greatest athletes science can create."- Daniel Tosh
If Football Had A Church , Brian Dawkins Would Be My Preacher. -NPK
Jibta's Daddy - NPK
by NorthPhillyKid on Mar 21, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Ross Perot
"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins
"All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one." Scarface
by Talon Talent on Mar 21, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Y'know what's funny
My history teacher DID predict in 2007 that Obama would be elected president. Crazy, haha.
I Am Better Than Jack Who Some Fool Thinks Is Better Than Asante (IABTJWSFTIBTA)
the craziest one might be the last part
Justice starting, Osi not.
After the way we got after Winston for that Giants Debacle, i dont think anyone would have bet on that happening
I'd rather be an Eagles fan till the day i die and go 0-16 every year than be a cockroach cowboys fan
Forget about starting
Winston Justice will still be an Eagles in 2010. Thats crazy talk in 2007
"I'm kinda annoyed right now...I was with the Eagles for four years, I was cheating for four years...nobody covered it!!" -Freddie Mitchell on Tiger Woods:
The Phillies will win the World Series anyone?
"I'm kinda annoyed right now...I was with the Eagles for four years, I was cheating for four years...nobody covered it!!" -Freddie Mitchell on Tiger Woods:
+100000
About 10 minutes ago, I was pondering my own existence. Then I decided that it didn't matter.
by IronHank on Mar 20, 2010 9:05 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
The Phillies will acquire Roy Halladay. And Cliff Lee. And Raul Ibanez. And Brad Lidge (who will have a perfect season).
But most important of all, the Phils will make a key acquisition in the ’07-08 offseason, one who will score the winning run in Game 3 of the 2008 World Series, one who will make an unassisted triple play, one with an impressive beard.
by alcatraz0109 on Mar 20, 2010 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Of the following, none are Eagles:
Larry Fitzgerald
Anquan Boldin
Chad Johnson
Randy Moss
by birds'n'raiders on Mar 20, 2010 9:29 AM EDT reply actions
i dont :)
"I think pro athletes should be forced to use steroids. I think we as fans deserve the greatest athletes science can create."- Daniel Tosh
If Football Had A Church , Brian Dawkins Would Be My Preacher. -NPK
Jibta's Daddy - NPK
by NorthPhillyKid on Mar 21, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions
2007 Draft kinda stuff
JaMarcuss Russell has finally met and overcome expectations…on his weight going into offseason workouts
The Lions finally drafted a good WR in the 1st round
Gaines Adams has passed from a heart problem
Adrian Peterson is the best RB in the NFL
Brady Quinn is horrific, and Derek Anderson is even worse.
by birds'n'raiders on Mar 20, 2010 10:24 AM EDT reply actions
Peterson’s not the undisputed best anymore. 2000 yards says CJ’s the winner right now.
About 10 minutes ago, I was pondering my own existence. Then I decided that it didn't matter.
even better
2000+ yds on a team that was horrible. Teams knew he was going to get the ball and he still got 2000+ yds. That makes him a bad ass.
"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins
"All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one." Scarface
by Talon Talent on Mar 21, 2010 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions
He also has pretty amazing receiving stats too
In my fantasy league I picked up CJ in the 10th round in his rookie season. It is a keeper league. Booya.
nicely done
This past year, I grabbed Jones Drew in the first and Johnson in the third. Sadly the rest of my team was garbage, and I could only make it to the semi’s. :(
"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins
"All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one." Scarface
by Talon Talent on Mar 25, 2010 7:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Osi is a starter!
Master of the squeegee
by FreeBradshaw on Mar 20, 2010 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions
u just got pwned
To me the Eagles are like that girlfriend that pisses u off, then u hate her, but the next morning you wake up and remember that thing u love so much about her
by XxBleedGreen5xX on Mar 20, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Yet he is very happy
Because he shot a man and still didn’t go to jail.
I Am Better Than Jack Who Some Fool Thinks Is Better Than Asante (IABTJWSFTIBTA)
Plaxico shot himself.
harrison must be sitting back and laughing his ass off.
"Keep them both for 2010. 2 >1" Route 36
by Cowboy KILLER on Mar 20, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
no he owns a bar like 10 blocks from me where he works the door and will shoot at you if he has to
"I think pro athletes should be forced to use steroids. I think we as fans deserve the greatest athletes science can create."- Daniel Tosh
If Football Had A Church , Brian Dawkins Would Be My Preacher. -NPK
Jibta's Daddy - NPK
by NorthPhillyKid on Mar 21, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3378829
"I think pro athletes should be forced to use steroids. I think we as fans deserve the greatest athletes science can create."- Daniel Tosh
If Football Had A Church , Brian Dawkins Would Be My Preacher. -NPK
Jibta's Daddy - NPK
by NorthPhillyKid on Mar 21, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Yup.
Playmakers. I don’t know what makes him do all this thug shit. He is totally different on the football field.
Unless it's part of the opening sequence of "The Last Boy Scout"
"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins
"All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one." Scarface
by Talon Talent on Mar 21, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Favre turns into biggest diva asshole in sports.
After starting off 6-2 season before, Lions go 0-16.
The QB who looked the best so far has been Kevin Kolb. (Of course, that is lot easier when some QBs taken were JaMarcus Russel, Brady Quin, John Beck, and Drew Stanton…)
RIP Jim Johnson, best ever.
McNabb's Chamionship game and Super Bowl career: 129/225, 57.3 completion percentage, 1426 yards, 6.3 YPA, 9 touchdowns, 9 interceptions, 72.9 QB rating, 1-5
Brian Westbrook was cut by the Eagles and has been a free agent for almost three weeks without even a sniff from another team.
not in midnight or as a number 1
"I think pro athletes should be forced to use steroids. I think we as fans deserve the greatest athletes science can create."- Daniel Tosh
If Football Had A Church , Brian Dawkins Would Be My Preacher. -NPK
Jibta's Daddy - NPK
by NorthPhillyKid on Mar 21, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think so
he won’t get paid much, so why risk health?
"EFF YOU, WE'RE WINNING ANYWAY!!!!!!" (Bye, Dawk)
Good one
I’d never thought I’d see Andy let it get to this.
Still waiting for the Eagles to Bring It Home For Jerome
There's only so much you can do
when you depth has to become your starters due to injury. And we’ve had a LOT of injuries along the OL.
About 10 minutes ago, I was pondering my own existence. Then I decided that it didn't matter.
I agree, it's just that not long ago
we had 8 or 9 guys you could legitimately feel comfortable playing. Now, not so much.
Still waiting for the Eagles to Bring It Home For Jerome
Remember when we acquired Peters
Many people thought our line would be top 3 (if not the best) in the NFL.
"That's what I love so much about this team. We have some warriors here. We have some guys who go out there and fight. That's the best thing about this team. No matter what happens, we just keep fighting. You have to love that."
by chrisbeomsuh on Mar 22, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Sigh
Peters-Andrews-Jackson-Herremans-Andrews would have been a sight to see.
Still waiting for the Eagles to Bring It Home For Jerome
that's what i thought, too..
everyone would’ve liked to see it like that. but we won’t.. ever.. :(
The Eagles WILL redeem themselves in the '10-'11 season, with a win at SuperBowl 45 in Dallas!
no its
Peters-Herremans-Jackson-Andrews-Andrews..
But I’d be happy with
Peters-Herremans-Cole(or rookie/stud Center)- Rookie/stud RG- Justice…
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb
Yep
I was getting ready to pounce on Westy in fantasy too. I thought he would easily put up 1300+ yards rushing with Andy running the ball more often. How wrong that turned out to be. Thankfully I didn’t draft Westy but I still ended up getting McFadden as my RB2 which basically killed my team.
"That's what I love so much about this team. We have some warriors here. We have some guys who go out there and fight. That's the best thing about this team. No matter what happens, we just keep fighting. You have to love that."
by chrisbeomsuh on Mar 24, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I had Westy as a 1st round keeper
Luckily I also had Chris Johnson, Phillip Rivers, and Desean Jackson as late round keepers so I still managed to win my league. Drafted Shady as a handcuff in the 8th, he started most of the season for me.
highest-paid anyway. He’s great, but I still feel like he’s not the best b/c we don’t use him like a traditional fullback as much. Lorenzo Neal is probably still the best
"My grandmom's favorite grandson, ask my grandmom" --Rone
by layout ultimate on Mar 20, 2010 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions
He’s retired, or at least didn’t play this year. Two years ago he was still the best when he was LT’s blocker, and he was still pretty damn good in Baltimore, but I’d believe right now the most recent All-Pro first-teamer is better than a guy who didn’t play last year, especially considering Weave is only 27, is a solid blocker, and already has a bigger role touching the ball in the offense than most if not all of his FB peers.
by alcatraz0109 on Mar 20, 2010 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions
- Norv Turner would still be the coach of the Chargers.
- Mike Tomlin would win a SB in his 1st season as the Steelers’ coach & Cowher is still a lame analyst on TV
- ‘Fast Willie’ Parker wouldn’t be so fast anymore and is having trouble finding even a backup job in the NFL this offseason
- Brees would lead the Aints to a SB victory while Rivers has failed to get the Chargers over the hump in SD.
- Mario Williams still doesn’t get as much recognition in the league as he should especially after a breakout ‘07 season.
- TB would go from having such a fearsome defense to having one of the worst defenses in the league.
- NE would go from being the “gold standard” with savvy personnel moves with great FA signings and solid drafts to being a team that brings in ’over-the-hill’ veterans who don’t have much left and flubbing the last couple of recent drafts.
- Tuna would resurface in Miami and held the Dolphins to turn things around but not on the sidelines.
- Al Davis is still alive.
Eagles points:
- Asante Samuel was in an Eagles’ uniform
- David Akers was still going strong and was the Eagles’ kicker
- Brown is still an Eagle and a very good CB while Sheppard is fighting to stay in the NFL
- Good chance that McNabb and Reid are still together in 2010
- Celek would evolve into the Eagles best option at TE since the heydey of Keith Jackson in the late 80s and has a chance to form a bond with a young Eagles QB (Kolb if he is the starter next year) just as Jackson did with Cunningham and Lewis did with McNabb.
- Lurie would still be seen as a ‘guy from Boston’ and an outsider by almost everyone in town even though he has owned the Eagles for over 10+ years.
Al Davis is still alive.
You mean Al Davis is still undead.
by alcatraz0109 on Mar 20, 2010 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions
if we keep saying shit like that were gonna look like assholes to the rest of the football community.
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb
Eh, I don’t have anything to back it up, but I’d be willing to bet most Raiders fans don’t like Zombie Al Davis.
I am the people's troll :3™
im just kidding... I'm making the joke that everyone's going to think
all eagle’s fans are assholes due to 1 comment…
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb
w_e
to think I thought you were being clever there.
Like people need (have?) reasons to think Eagles fans are assholes.
Still waiting for the Eagles to Bring It Home For Jerome
lol
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb
We'll always look like assholes.
Simply because of the santa and Michael Irving things if nothing else. Our biggest problem is our habit to say what everyone else is thinking.
nah, it's cuz we got penis's and will call shit how it is.
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb
do even the women have penises?
Cause that is very disturbing.
"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins
"All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one." Scarface
by Talon Talent on Mar 21, 2010 2:08 AM EDT up reply actions
what??? no, philly fans have balls... Except for the chicks, they just got
raging hormones…
this causes us to be better than the rest.
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb
Who cares?
...But if he pulls the rug on his quarterback, Reid must do it knowing that he let McNabb down more than McNabb ever let him down.
Phil Sheridan--Philadelphia Inquirer
New England could have an amazing draft this year. They have a TON of picks.
I am the people's troll :3™
4 picks in the top 53
granted they’ll likely deal one or two but they always seem to have ammunition to trade picks when it comes to the draft
by alcatraz0109 on Mar 20, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I think we only have 6 picks.
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb
I was referring to the Pats
by alcatraz0109 on Mar 21, 2010 11:01 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I was refering to us.
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb
k.. Just saying 6 picks in the first 4 rounds isnt bad until you realize
those are the only picks we have..
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb
I wouldn't worry too much about that
Not only is it not healthy to obsess over lack of 6th and 7th rounders, but it’s also pretty much a known fact that the Eagles will wheel and deal to pick up extra picks at will … maybe even more so now that the third day of the draft leaves more time for wheeling and dealing (though perhaps less time for catching teams hurrying to make a move)
Still waiting for the Eagles to Bring It Home For Jerome
I wasnt worrying, just stating a fact.. I know we will end up w/ more
picks and I know that our picks will be of good value(Mcnabb for a 2nd/6th???)
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb
No
McNabb will only leave if we can get a first. Seriously, Reid would rather keep him for the last year of his contract then let him go for less then a first.
McNabb really has the final say anyway. No team is going to trade for McNabb for a one year service so if he refuses to sign an extension with the team we would trade him to, basically the trade wouldn’t happen.
"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins
"All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one." Scarface
by Talon Talent on Mar 22, 2010 7:31 AM EDT up reply actions
That's a very undermentioned
part of this all.
Then again, who wants to extend a 34-year-old for how long?
Maybe the Browns for 3 years, but then why would he want to go there? The Minnesota/Arizona angles were really the hot ones.
Still waiting for the Eagles to Bring It Home For Jerome
Um we don't have 6 picks in the first 4 rounds?
We have:
(1) 1st, (1) 2nd, (2) 3rds, (1) 4th, and 1 6th
by Team Serbia on Mar 22, 2010 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't think w_e was aiming for accuracy ...
… We have five in the first four rounds and six overall.
But until we sent the fourth for Tapp, we had six in the first four rounds, so you could see why that’d be stuck in his head to the point of repeating it.
Still waiting for the Eagles to Bring It Home For Jerome
Also looks like we added two compensatory
7ths today.
Per PFT:
Philadelphia — 243
Philadelphia — 244
Still waiting for the Eagles to Bring It Home For Jerome
yeah I was just throwing a ball park # out there...
team serbia would be a dickhead and go flip out over me being off my 1 stupid pick.
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb
Dawg you said it was a fact
and i was just correcting you. Settle down.
by Team Serbia on Mar 23, 2010 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions
we have two new 7ths!
The Eagles WILL redeem themselves in the '10-'11 season, with a win at SuperBowl 45 in Dallas!
Reggia Brown and Asante Samuel will have the same amount of catches in a season
"NO HONOR"
"We will steal the show, jolly Rogers go, we are wolves of the sea."
by JpH89 on Mar 21, 2010 1:56 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
All of JIBTA's hero's would be seen ousted from the locker room.
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb
hummm, now thats a thought.
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb
Steve Smith is better then Steve Smith
your g-damn right!!!!
crazy how much a team changes in a few years huh? giants 2007 is completly different then 2010.
Free Plaxico
Lawyer: Peter, Sarah has decided to press sexual harrasssment charges against you.
Peter: Sarah...Is that the one we video taped taking a dump?
by Plaxico Burress on Mar 22, 2010 3:20 PM EDT reply actions
who'd you let ass rape you to get a computer???
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb
by wild_eagle on Mar 22, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
ur father
Lawyer: Peter, Sarah has decided to press sexual harrasssment charges against you.
Peter: Sarah...Is that the one we video taped taking a dump?
by Plaxico Burress on Mar 23, 2010 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions
lol, we all know only big black dudes named bubba do the raping in prison...
my dad’s big white and his name is James… im pretty sure that didnt happen, oh and not to mention my father isnt in jail.
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb
prolly safe to mention...
…nor homosexual. lol
I've been sayin "Wait til next year" for 32 years....
R.I.P. JJ
hes not an inmate
but me and him have conjugal visits once a month and he promised me a computer if id let him play ’hide the hotdog" as he calls it.. hes a big fan of the reach around
lol
Lawyer: Peter, Sarah has decided to press sexual harrasssment charges against you.
Peter: Sarah...Is that the one we video taped taking a dump?
by Plaxico Burress on Mar 24, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions
whatever bro...
they dont allow conjugal visits in federal fuck me in the ass prison.
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb
jus jokes pal
Lawyer: Peter, Sarah has decided to press sexual harrasssment charges against you.
Peter: Sarah...Is that the one we video taped taking a dump?
by Plaxico Burress on Mar 24, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions
i was joking too...
the “federal fuck me in the ass prison” part is from the move “the office”.
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb
you mean "Office Space"
"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins
"All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one." Scarface
by Talon Talent on Mar 25, 2010 7:26 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah, it was kinda late, I was focused on my ASL song project so
I just kinda dyslexia’d it.
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb
hahaha
i knew i heard that somewhere
Lawyer: Peter, Sarah has decided to press sexual harrasssment charges against you.
Peter: Sarah...Is that the one we video taped taking a dump?
by Plaxico Burress on Mar 25, 2010 9:00 AM EDT up reply actions
“has anybody ever said to you, it sounds like you have a case of the Monday’s?”
“No….Shit no Peter….I believe you’d get your ass kicked for something like that.”
"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins
"All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one." Scarface
by Talon Talent on Mar 27, 2010 4:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Let me get this straight
You would take the Giants’ Steve Smith over the Panthers’ Steve Smith?
GO CUSE, BLUE, AND EAGLES!
i would
if you asked me that question 2 years ago i would have said carolina steve smith obviously.. but now ill take the younger, will still get better Giants Steve Smith over the old, on the decline but can still play Carolina Steve Smith
Lawyer: Peter, Sarah has decided to press sexual harrasssment charges against you.
Peter: Sarah...Is that the one we video taped taking a dump?
by Plaxico Burress on Mar 23, 2010 8:52 AM EDT up reply actions
no way carolina's steve smith is a badass.
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb
agreed
but has maybe 2-3, 4 years tops of being an elite wr. ill take giants steve smiths 100+ catches for the next 10 years
Lawyer: Peter, Sarah has decided to press sexual harrasssment charges against you.
Peter: Sarah...Is that the one we video taped taking a dump?
by Plaxico Burress on Mar 24, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah, Carolina's SS puts up those stats in an offense that spread the ball around, and had
a dominant running game… NYG SS was pretty much the only WR who’d make a catch and your running game quite frankly was lacking…
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb
also it'd be intersting to see the # of times each player was targeted because quite
honestly the % caught / % targetted would really show alot.
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb
It really does show alot
SS12 – 159 targets, 107 receptions – 67%
Carolina AA – 129 targets, 65 receptions – 50%
gimmie SS12 every single time
Lawyer: Peter, Sarah has decided to press sexual harrasssment charges against you.
Peter: Sarah...Is that the one we video taped taking a dump?
by Plaxico Burress on Mar 24, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
meant "Carolina SS"
not AA
Lawyer: Peter, Sarah has decided to press sexual harrasssment charges against you.
Peter: Sarah...Is that the one we video taped taking a dump?
by Plaxico Burress on Mar 24, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
well then tuche my boy...
I’d still take CSS over NYSS due to his badass ability to break a teammates jaw.
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb
lol
+1
Lawyer: Peter, Sarah has decided to press sexual harrasssment charges against you.
Peter: Sarah...Is that the one we video taped taking a dump?
by Plaxico Burress on Mar 25, 2010 9:00 AM EDT up reply actions
oh and add the fact that
Dellhelm(idk how to spell it) Is alot worse than Eli is.
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb
Yo his name I just cannot spell for some reason...
idk why its just one of those things.
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb
hakeem and manningham both over 50 cathes
boss had 40+ there were plenty of people catching footballs for eli. SS jus happened to have over a 100 of them. running game was lacking i agree. but the gents spread the ball more then carolina. delhomme couldnt handle the snap nevermind spread the ball around. carolina steve smith will def make the highlight reel more then SS12 but in the clutch, 3rd and 15.. give me Giants Steve Smith every time.
Lawyer: Peter, Sarah has decided to press sexual harrasssment charges against you.
Peter: Sarah...Is that the one we video taped taking a dump?
by Plaxico Burress on Mar 24, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
lol....manningham
we started calling him Eli’s Meat. lol
"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins
"All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one." Scarface
by Talon Talent on Mar 25, 2010 7:28 AM EDT up reply actions
ohh shit that's actually very funny.
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb
jon runyan is running for political office
… seriously.

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