KolB Era Has Begun
by KolbErahasBegun on Mar 16, 2010 3:11 PM EDT
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The KK era is on. The iggles will rebuild quick in the draft and have the most solid young core in the NFL next yr!
For all of you that aren't mentally inclined enough to realize that the KK era has begun well I have been sent here to inform you. The iggles will trade mcnabb its just a matter of when. I cannot sit back and listen to you fools ramble on n on about non sense. It is very clear what the iggles SHOOULD do and it doesnt make any sense to not do that. There is no 1 more shot w/ Donovan, his days in philly r numbered. Andy reid is the only obstacle preventing his departure(and although that is quite n obstacle) at some point Lurie will bring out the bulldozers n run him the *$@# over!!! Mcnabb gone for some quality picks and the we also trade the rights to micheal vickZ. Michelle wants no part of this ugly Negadelphia metropolis and the man has absolutely no character and is a mockery and a sham of a human being so ill b glad to see him go.....he is all about repentence well micheal i wont repent att all in trading you. I was all about Vick being here until he starts with this Carolina has prettier uniforms so I wanna got there bologna. He is pretty insane to ever make such an irrational decision. Clearly the Vick boys didnt inherit any intelligence to go with all that athleticism. So lets say we get a 2nd and 4th for Don n a third for Vick well we throw that into our draft pool n have plenty of room to wheel n deal(not trade back) but to to move around n get some great players. I think we go ahead n draft that OT from Oklahoma Trent williamms we can trade a 4th n two sixths to move up...Oline check......
Than we draft Carlos Dunlap with early second. DLIne check......
Than we go after a guy like navarro bowman or jerry hughes with the eagles 24th overall in the 2nd...we bring in a solid lb to start w/ bradey n jordan.... we can also draft some competition for him in the third rd. bring in two young studs to start at OLB by the midpoint or even earlier in the season. Our Lbs will be more than adequete with a healthy bradley, 2 young early picks, jordan(most underrated player on birds), mays, gocong(decent pass rusher but awful), n whoever else makes the team(tank daniels sign a vet not named trotter)??? n than of course with the other 3rd round pick u go DEXTER MCCLUSTER!!!!!!!!!! N than u draft some corners to compete with each other at the end of the draft(hopefully we get a good nickelback outta this).... with the addition of marlin jackson the birds will be ok at safety. It is a huge concern but I think they brought in a very talented player to do the job....demps n harris will hopefully find comfortable quarter n dime coverage roles with the team and be able to contribute somewhat...I think there is hope for demps macho is an arrogant moron who will likely antic himself outta the L (ala FredEx)......So That solves it right birds fans, I know everyone will agree with me 100 % so just go ahead n fax those orders to AR n Comp.....hOlLA BacK
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Now this is quality writing
I’m very impressed with your creative and inspiring spelling and capitalization choices. This post truly transcends the need for comment, criticism, or even comprehension. Instead, I will sit here in awe at the sheer brilliance of it.
KolbEraHasBegun = THE MESSIAH!!!
/sarcasm
I Am Better Than Jack Who Some Fool Thinks Is Better Than Asante (IABTJWSFTIBTA)
Why is there a rise in crappy fanposts lately?
RIP Jim Johnson, best ever.
McNabb's Chamionship game and Super Bowl career: 129/225, 57.3 completion percentage, 1426 yards, 6.3 YPA, 9 touchdowns, 9 interceptions, 72.9 QB rating, 1-5
Man, I didn't even read it all.
Once I saw the title of the article matched his name, I knew what it was about. I read line one and thats it. That coming from a fellow Kolb lover.
In Kolb we trust
I agree.
I was actually gonna write a crappy fanpost about how there are so many crappy fanposts on BGN, but then I decided to get high instead.
I don't know what it is about your face,
[holds up fist]
but I just wanna deliver one of these right in your suck hole.
dont forget 2 share.......
a eagles fan is a friend indeed but a eagles fan with green gold is the best im told.
by goldenbird09 on Mar 16, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
You've been told wrong my friend.
I don't know what it is about your face,
[holds up fist]
but I just wanna deliver one of these right in your suck hole.
I have shrooms.
More brown than green.
I don't know what it is about your face,
[holds up fist]
but I just wanna deliver one of these right in your suck hole.
pffftt lmao
"I think pro athletes should be forced to use steroids. I think we as fans deserve the greatest athletes science can create."- Daniel Tosh
If Football Had A Church , Brian Dawkins Would Be My Preacher. -NPK
by NorthPhillyKid on Mar 16, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
"it's like i tell my ex-wife, i never drive faster than i can see, and besides it's all in the reflexes." -Jack Burton, Big trouble in little China
Crack cocaine
would be my guess
I Am Better Than Jack Who Some Fool Thinks Is Better Than Asante (IABTJWSFTIBTA)
or methamphetamine.
The Eagles WILL redeem themselves in the '10-'11 season, with a win at SuperBowl 45 in Dallas!
yea about the editing
i dont have time to capitalize it it and do spelling n grammarr checks. im pretty sure u get the point
"You must be the change you wish to see in the World. "
"My greatest weapon is mute prayer."
"Whenever you are confronted with an opponent conquer him with Love."
Mahatma Ghandi
"When you smoke de erb it reveal you 2 yourself"
"Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction."
"Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold..."
-Robert Nesta Marley
by KolbErahasBegun on Mar 16, 2010 3:27 PM EDT reply actions
We don't all have time to translate your gibberish either, pal.
Contrary to popular belief, it’s not THAT hard to type in proper English. Or at least English that is better than this.
by alcatraz0109 on Mar 16, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
“For all of you that aren’t mentally inclined enough to realize that the KK era has begun well I have been sent here to inform you” By the town drunk maybe!
Take another shot of Blackberry brandy! Geez…
Like I said...
He’s the Messiah
I Am Better Than Jack Who Some Fool Thinks Is Better Than Asante (IABTJWSFTIBTA)
prophet jah rastafari
can u dig that ?
"You must be the change you wish to see in the World. "
"My greatest weapon is mute prayer."
"Whenever you are confronted with an opponent conquer him with Love."
Mahatma Ghandi
"When you smoke de erb it reveal you 2 yourself"
"Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction."
"Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold..."
-Robert Nesta Marley
by KolbErahasBegun on Mar 16, 2010 3:29 PM EDT reply actions
kolbera
If you don’t take the time to punctuate and write in complete sentences. Why should we take the time to decipher what you are saying?
I don't know why...
Everyone gets all uppity when these posts come out. I mean, these things help me get through the work day. They’re farking hilarious.
My all time favorite was just a few months ago — I think the title of it was “go get that title”
by Greg M on Mar 16, 2010 3:31 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
ha i like 2 kid
i love joking around but all kidding aside….. im right here…. #4 is the guy and he will be torch the NFL on a weekly basis starting in september
"You must be the change you wish to see in the World. "
"My greatest weapon is mute prayer."
"Whenever you are confronted with an opponent conquer him with Love."
Mahatma Ghandi
"When you smoke de erb it reveal you 2 yourself"
"Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction."
"Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold..."
-Robert Nesta Marley
by KolbErahasBegun on Mar 16, 2010 3:31 PM EDT reply actions
yes thanks greg
This isnt sophomroe year of college again where im tryin to get an A in my advanced english lit. class here( i already did that)….take this with a grain of salt or a rock of crack 4 that matter.. Im half telling u what the birds should do and half entice a possible laugh n mayb make your work or whatever day a more pleasant 1.
P.s. BTW i no more about the iggles than u all so spare me the negatives vibes mon
"You must be the change you wish to see in the World. "
"My greatest weapon is mute prayer."
"Whenever you are confronted with an opponent conquer him with Love."
Mahatma Ghandi
"When you smoke de erb it reveal you 2 yourself"
"Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction."
"Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold..."
-Robert Nesta Marley
by KolbErahasBegun on Mar 16, 2010 3:35 PM EDT reply actions
i no more about the iggles than u all
Somehow I doubt that. Juuuuust a hunch.
by alcatraz0109 on Mar 16, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
ok
what r u ur thoughts alcatraz? n wat do u even know about alcatraz? i used 2 live out in SF n alcatraz aint nothin special. u an excon felon from the 60s? lets hear ur thoughts on what the birds should do u scumbag
"You must be the change you wish to see in the World. "
"My greatest weapon is mute prayer."
"Whenever you are confronted with an opponent conquer him with Love."
Mahatma Ghandi
"When you smoke de erb it reveal you 2 yourself"
"Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction."
"Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold..."
-Robert Nesta Marley
by KolbErahasBegun on Mar 16, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Bro
I want Kolb to be our guy. BUT I still think you should edit your posts a bit. Not to a professional level but enough that shows you care about what you’re saying. If you don’t take it at least a bit serious. Then it’s demeaning to me that you think I should.
See herein lies the problem. You walk into the site like you own it and you insult us when we rebutt your thoughts. I’m all about new information but how about less ego and more respect?
Why call him a scumbag? Seriously? You do want us to take you seriously, right?
"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain
nope im not out for respect or friends or anything like that
think of me as the antagonist who ull c thru the course of time is always right about this stuff….idc how long u have been posting on this site i have been reading ur guys slop for years n now its time 2 tell u whats up. AS for the ego, ur right in the real world. but this is online BS talk and im not out 2 gain respect or make friends. im out 2 prove apoint on here. in reality sports dont mean squat so i obviously we all enter a pretend imaginative “if i were gm world” on here n thats all im doing. in the real world im not egotistical at all but on here well this is fantasy n i do what i want
"You must be the change you wish to see in the World. "
"My greatest weapon is mute prayer."
"Whenever you are confronted with an opponent conquer him with Love."
Mahatma Ghandi
"When you smoke de erb it reveal you 2 yourself"
"Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction."
"Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold..."
-Robert Nesta Marley
by KolbErahasBegun on Mar 16, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
We already have one, his name is JIBTA
And I actually like him better, JIBTA pride!
I Am Better Than Jack Who Some Fool Thinks Is Better Than Asante (IABTJWSFTIBTA)
by DeSean10 on Mar 16, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec
"I think pro athletes should be forced to use steroids. I think we as fans deserve the greatest athletes science can create."- Daniel Tosh
If Football Had A Church , Brian Dawkins Would Be My Preacher. -NPK
by NorthPhillyKid on Mar 16, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Valid point, I guess? Not that I take anything personally, but I usually like to not be called an idiot when reading something that is supposed to be relevant? I think more people have spent more time commenting on this post rather than reading the post. Just trying to help you out.
"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain
Fun facts about alcatraz...
n wat do u even know about alcatraz?
1.Alcatraz Island is 22 acres and reaches 121 feet above sea level. Aside from the few natural rainwater collecting cisterns, the island has no source of fresh water.
2.Deer mice, the only non-feathered residents along with banana slugs and slender salamanders, are believed to have originally arrived on Alcatraz by swimming across the bay.
3.While never living there, the Ohlone hunted for eggs on the island. The murre’s egg was particularly prized for its size (twice that of a chicken’s egg) and flame colored yolk. During the Gold Rush, white egg hunters revised the practice and nearly wiped out the island’s bird population.
4.The Spanish explorer Jose Canizares christened it La Isla de los Alcatraces 1775 for the large population of black cormorants (alcatraceo). Some believe he was referring to the island’s pelicans, which in archaic Arabic infused Spanish is alcaraz.
5.Despite rumors, no Spanish dungeons ever existed on Alcatraz. Ownership was granted to Julian Workman in1846 by the Mexican Governor Pio Pico under the stipulation that he build a lighthouse. Later that year, John C. Fremont bought the island for $5000. The US government sued for possession in 1848.
6.In 1854 work began on the new fort. A 23,000 gallon wooden watertank was built and soil was hauled from Angel Island to plant trees and shrubs on the barren island.
7.Standing 166 feet above the water with a lens manufactured in France and costing over $15,000 to build, Alcatraz’s lighthouse was completed in 1854 and was the West Coast’s first. Two years later, the island’s foghorn was built. In foggy weather, it’s 1,000 pound bell was struck with 30 pound mechanical hammer every ten seconds.
8.The garrison was completed in 1859 when 200 soldiers arrived to defend the port, then the 12th largest urban area in the country.
9.The small rocky outcrop on the west side of the island, known as "Little Alcatraz", was renamed "Paul Pry Rock" when the Paul Pry, a 330-ton excursion steamer shipwrecked in 1862.
10.While Alcatraz fired no shots during the Civil War, the island was armed with three 50,000 pound canons and its guns could simultaneously discharge 6,949 pounds of ammunition.
11.Between 1861 and 1865, Alcatraz held a number of Confederate sympathizers, including 39 men who praised the assignation of President Lincoln.
12.Alcatraz began holding Indian prisoners in1873, including 19 Hopi who refused to send their children to English only schools.
13.In the wake of the 1906 earthquake, civilian prisoners were transferred to the island until the city’s jails could be rebuilt.
14.When the three-story cellhouse was completed in 1912 it was the world’s largest steel-reinforced concrete structure. It stands to this day.
15.Al "Scarface" Capone helped inaugurate the new Federal Penitentiary in 1934 as one of its first prisoners. He was nicknamed "the wop with the mop" while on cleaning duty.
16.On clear nights, inmates claimed they could hear the clang of cable cars and light chatter of evening cocktail parties in San Francisco.
17.During World War II, inmates made khakis, fatigues and cargo nets for the war effort.
18.Contrary to the popular film released in 1962, Robert Shroud, known as the "Birdman of Alcatraz", never kept any birds but he did publish two books on them.
19.Despite 14 attempts by 36 prisoners over 29 years, no one ever successfully escaped Alcatraz.
20.A $5 million repair bill, along with a well publicized escape attempt in 1962 lead Attorney General Robert Kennedy to close Alcatraz in 1963.
21.The American Indian Foundation submitted several proposals to the Federal government for legal control of Alcatraz under the 1868 Treaty of Fort Laramie before a group of 75 Indians took the island in 1969.
22.Officials claim that 1,665 pounds of copper wire was stolen from the prison during the occupation.
23. After fires that destroyed several historic buildings, US marshals forcibly removed the remaining15 Indians, ending the occupation in 1971.
24. Alcatraz became part of the Golden Gate National Recreation Area in 1973. It now has over 1.4 million visitors a year.
25. In 2003, work began to restore the historic gardens around Alcatraz that include the once thought extinct Welsh Rose.
26 .As Alcatraz is once again free of human residents, many of its wild former inhabitants have returned. Today over 100 different bird species visit the island, including the endangered peregrine falcon and brown pelican.
I win.
I don't know what it is about your face,
[holds up fist]
but I just wanna deliver one of these right in your suck hole.
by DickMuffin on Mar 16, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
lawyered
To me the Eagles are like that girlfriend that pisses u off, then u hate her, but the next morning you wake up and remember that thing u love so much about her
by XxBleedGreen5xX on Mar 16, 2010 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions
wow.
now that’s informative.
"it's like i tell my ex-wife, i never drive faster than i can see, and besides it's all in the reflexes." -Jack Burton, Big trouble in little China
More interesting than the post.
I'm not drunk I'm just drinking.
by no1pipelayer on Mar 16, 2010 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions
where did you copy and paste from lol
"I think pro athletes should be forced to use steroids. I think we as fans deserve the greatest athletes science can create."- Daniel Tosh
If Football Had A Church , Brian Dawkins Would Be My Preacher. -NPK
by NorthPhillyKid on Mar 16, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions
19.Despite 14 attempts by 36 prisoners over 29 years, no one ever successfully escaped Alcatraz.
Except Sean Connery of course.
That doesn't count.
Sean Connery isn’t human. Didn’t you ever watch Highlander?
I don't know what it is about your face,
[holds up fist]
but I just wanna deliver one of these right in your suck hole.
Thanks for the info
Very Informitive and educational. I thought it was closed because it was sinking!
- I was interested in Alcatraz when I made my Yahoo account some several years ago, when I was a young’un.
- I’m not as much now, but it’s still my username so…
Wait, did I actually have to explain this?
by alcatraz0109 on Mar 16, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
no, just keep laughing at the Rastafarian as he gives kevin felicio
"I think pro athletes should be forced to use steroids. I think we as fans deserve the greatest athletes science can create."- Daniel Tosh
If Football Had A Church , Brian Dawkins Would Be My Preacher. -NPK
by NorthPhillyKid on Mar 16, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions
You got an A in Advanced English? In the US?
by Cormican on Mar 16, 2010 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He got an A in advanced english at Mexico University
To me the Eagles are like that girlfriend that pisses u off, then u hate her, but the next morning you wake up and remember that thing u love so much about her
by XxBleedGreen5xX on Mar 16, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes.
And whilst attending MU, he wrote many Eses.
I don't know what it is about your face,
[holds up fist]
but I just wanna deliver one of these right in your suck hole.
Ich Komme aus Philadelphia nicht eine Deutschland. Versteine sie?
"You must be the change you wish to see in the World. "
"My greatest weapon is mute prayer."
"Whenever you are confronted with an opponent conquer him with Love."
Mahatma Ghandi
"When you smoke de erb it reveal you 2 yourself"
"Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction."
"Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold..."
-Robert Nesta Marley
by KolbErahasBegun on Mar 16, 2010 3:40 PM EDT reply actions
im bisein
Cant write it at all but learned from CD’s for Oktober fest last year. I learned enough to converse about beer and chicks.
alcatraz
i guess u missed highliting the part about spare me the negative vibes mon u effin Politik! Next post ill make the spelling n grammar impeccable for u nerds so u dont have ne thing 2 bitch n moan about….its not my fault ur wife is ugly n doesnt shave her bush
"You must be the change you wish to see in the World. "
"My greatest weapon is mute prayer."
"Whenever you are confronted with an opponent conquer him with Love."
Mahatma Ghandi
"When you smoke de erb it reveal you 2 yourself"
"Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction."
"Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold..."
-Robert Nesta Marley
by KolbErahasBegun on Mar 16, 2010 3:46 PM EDT reply actions
Dude, you're so cool
i wanT to gro up 2 b U1
I Am Better Than Jack Who Some Fool Thinks Is Better Than Asante (IABTJWSFTIBTA)
Funny...
But I’m in high school and don’t have a wife, so…
FAIL.
by alcatraz0109 on Mar 16, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Or.
you could’ve went the “I shave my wife’s bush” route.
I don't know what it is about your face,
[holds up fist]
but I just wanna deliver one of these right in your suck hole.
You are the man!
So fucking macho!! Calling out nerds? Ugly wife jokes? I can’t wait till you sic The Ogre on these nerds. I’m gonna go punch something for fun now. Fuck yea!
oh well sorry buddy
ill save the disses for the older audience…. give us a post when bob the builders over
"You must be the change you wish to see in the World. "
"My greatest weapon is mute prayer."
"Whenever you are confronted with an opponent conquer him with Love."
Mahatma Ghandi
"When you smoke de erb it reveal you 2 yourself"
"Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction."
"Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold..."
-Robert Nesta Marley
by KolbErahasBegun on Mar 16, 2010 3:57 PM EDT reply actions
You’re silly! Bob the Builder doesn’t come on until 4:30!
Get a load of this guy! He doesn’t even know the Bob the Builder comes on! Amateur.
Brent Celek > Chuck Norris
lmao
"I think pro athletes should be forced to use steroids. I think we as fans deserve the greatest athletes science can create."- Daniel Tosh
If Football Had A Church , Brian Dawkins Would Be My Preacher. -NPK
by NorthPhillyKid on Mar 16, 2010 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck Bob!!
Little Bill is the shit.
NOTE Does anyone else think that Bill Cosby likes the “Puddin Pop.”
I don't know what it is about your face,
[holds up fist]
but I just wanna deliver one of these right in your suck hole.
the only people i like on here r
the people who agree with me
"You must be the change you wish to see in the World. "
"My greatest weapon is mute prayer."
"Whenever you are confronted with an opponent conquer him with Love."
Mahatma Ghandi
"When you smoke de erb it reveal you 2 yourself"
"Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction."
"Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold..."
-Robert Nesta Marley
by KolbErahasBegun on Mar 16, 2010 4:00 PM EDT reply actions
That's a good way to live
Do you happen to take up residence in the Bible belt? Or is your name Kim Jong Il?
I Am Better Than Jack Who Some Fool Thinks Is Better Than Asante (IABTJWSFTIBTA)
lol. Problem is all of your points are What-ifs. It’s cool that you have all these ideas but because everything has countless variables, chances are they won’t all happen (almost definitely is the better phrase). The Eagles can’t just trade people and expect what you want them to recieve. It may be ideal but it probably won’t (all) happen. Hence, its hard for me to agree since there isn’t really a point made.
"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain
Who cares
drunk idiots aren’t allowed to have feelings.
hahahhaha
thats hilarious deSean. im fa real LOL
"You must be the change you wish to see in the World. "
"My greatest weapon is mute prayer."
"Whenever you are confronted with an opponent conquer him with Love."
Mahatma Ghandi
"When you smoke de erb it reveal you 2 yourself"
"Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction."
"Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold..."
-Robert Nesta Marley
by KolbErahasBegun on Mar 16, 2010 4:05 PM EDT reply actions
fa real?
Im out of here on that note. You are now on my “ignore” list.
Just stop it
We all know you’re trying to replace jibta but quite frankly, you guys aren’t even on the same level. He’s mastered the art of trolling and knows which buttons to push at the right time to get the reaction he wants. Plus, at least jibta’s got a personality. You? You’re just boring.
I can’t believe I just wrote a paragraph about jibta.
"That's what I love so much about this team. We have some warriors here. We have some guys who go out there and fight. That's the best thing about this team. No matter what happens, we just keep fighting. You have to love that."
by chrisbeomsuh on Mar 16, 2010 4:11 PM EDT reply actions 11 recs
wow dmyth
please ignore me…if ur that judgemental i would never want so speak 2 u ne way. i didnt realize how anal some of u heads are. n Soman there is a point 2 b made n i think its pretty obvious just look at my screen name
"You must be the change you wish to see in the World. "
"My greatest weapon is mute prayer."
"Whenever you are confronted with an opponent conquer him with Love."
Mahatma Ghandi
"When you smoke de erb it reveal you 2 yourself"
"Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction."
"Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold..."
-Robert Nesta Marley
by KolbErahasBegun on Mar 16, 2010 4:12 PM EDT reply actions
dude..........
I actually like Kolb and would like 2 see more of him but im not in favor of just giving Donavan away 4 nothing . If Kolb lasts half the time in Philly Mcnabb did i will be very surprised.
by goldenbird09 on Mar 16, 2010 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions
KolbErahasBegun....
your shit is corny, bro. wrap it up.
"it's like i tell my ex-wife, i never drive faster than i can see, and besides it's all in the reflexes." -Jack Burton, Big trouble in little China
wrap it up b !
"I think pro athletes should be forced to use steroids. I think we as fans deserve the greatest athletes science can create."- Daniel Tosh
If Football Had A Church , Brian Dawkins Would Be My Preacher. -NPK
by NorthPhillyKid on Mar 16, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
you better wrap up that gavel, b.
"it's like i tell my ex-wife, i never drive faster than i can see, and besides it's all in the reflexes." -Jack Burton, Big trouble in little China
Actually a shitload of people agree with the Kolb sentiment.
But you came in with a poorly written and constructed post, couldn’t take some criticism, then got all frat boy on everybody and started hurling insults. Tone it down, show us some of that “A in English Lit” skill you claim to have and you might get somewhere on here.
Also, another key to not getting flamed on a blog you rarely visit:
Don’t preach to everyone how you know more than all of us combined. If we are coming onto an Eagles blog consistently we obviously know a good deal about both football and the Eagles. We aren’t here to prove that we know more than anyone else. If that’s what you’re looking for I suggest taking your Bigger Dick Competition elsewhere.
welll
when people talk about shady being an elite rb and mcnabb should b the starter than they r clearly clueless. i am always on this blog(everyday for 2 years) I just made my first post yesterday n look at all this hype all ready….im jus tellin it how i c it nolacuse. btw im a hermaphrodite
"You must be the change you wish to see in the World. "
"My greatest weapon is mute prayer."
"Whenever you are confronted with an opponent conquer him with Love."
Mahatma Ghandi
"When you smoke de erb it reveal you 2 yourself"
"Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction."
"Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold..."
-Robert Nesta Marley
by KolbErahasBegun on Mar 16, 2010 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions
They aren't clueless, they have valid concerns (most of them).
Shady isn’t elite, but he may one day be. The QB starter debate has been beaten to death and then the corpse was beaten some more. I’m waiting until after the draft. That’s when we’ll know.
Hermaphrodite or not I think you know my dick comment was metaphorical, not literal.
why would you tell us you're a hermaphrodite?
The Eagles WILL redeem themselves in the '10-'11 season, with a win at SuperBowl 45 in Dallas!
Cause I said he was trying to engage in a Bigger Dick Competition.
I of course meant it metaphorically, not literally, but oh well.
oh i know that.
and he should have known what you meant.
but it’s random information. if he’s a hermaphrodite he must have a dick. so he could still compete in the biggest dick competition.
it’s useless for us to know what kind of genitalia he has. just saying.
The Eagles WILL redeem themselves in the '10-'11 season, with a win at SuperBowl 45 in Dallas!
I just made my first post yesterday n look at all this hype all ready
you started an argument with at least 10 people … not hard to figure out why you have caused so much “hype” ….
alcatraz … really ? what do we know about alcatraz ?
do me a favor and dont pass the blunt my way cause i def dont want what your smokin right now
"I think pro athletes should be forced to use steroids. I think we as fans deserve the greatest athletes science can create."- Daniel Tosh
If Football Had A Church , Brian Dawkins Would Be My Preacher. -NPK
by NorthPhillyKid on Mar 16, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Sidenote....
THE ICE CREAM MAN IS OUT AND ABOUT?!?! OH SNAP!
"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain
4 the record
i dont know who jibta is…..im jus here 2 educate u about football n expand ur conscious minds in to more of the sub consious realm where your creativity is sparked. this are all just my ideas in a very informal manner. im sorry im not so normal but i dont think im boring
"You must be the change you wish to see in the World. "
"My greatest weapon is mute prayer."
"Whenever you are confronted with an opponent conquer him with Love."
Mahatma Ghandi
"When you smoke de erb it reveal you 2 yourself"
"Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction."
"Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold..."
-Robert Nesta Marley
by KolbErahasBegun on Mar 16, 2010 4:16 PM EDT reply actions
you ARE boring.
not to mention idiotic.
The Eagles WILL redeem themselves in the '10-'11 season, with a win at SuperBowl 45 in Dallas!
There is no way you have been on this site for two years
and not know who JIBTA is.
Just sayin’.
beat me 2 it
"I think pro athletes should be forced to use steroids. I think we as fans deserve the greatest athletes science can create."- Daniel Tosh
If Football Had A Church , Brian Dawkins Would Be My Preacher. -NPK
by NorthPhillyKid on Mar 16, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
"educate" and the way you spell really contridict each other bud.
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb
omg soman u said u snap im gonna hit ignore on u “wah wah”
"You must be the change you wish to see in the World. "
"My greatest weapon is mute prayer."
"Whenever you are confronted with an opponent conquer him with Love."
Mahatma Ghandi
"When you smoke de erb it reveal you 2 yourself"
"Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction."
"Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold..."
-Robert Nesta Marley
by KolbErahasBegun on Mar 16, 2010 4:17 PM EDT reply actions
I’m confused? What?
"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain
Someone ignored him for saying ‘fa real’ so he is ignoring you for saying ‘oh snap’ — completely logical, in my opinion.
by Greg M on Mar 16, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I see. God damn my lapses of childlike excitement for Ice Cream.
"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain
ice cream?
man….just can’t beat it. even if the guy driving the truck only has one arm and a necklace full of ears.
"it's like i tell my ex-wife, i never drive faster than i can see, and besides it's all in the reflexes." -Jack Burton, Big trouble in little China
Are you high?
Brent Celek > Chuck Norris
by Filth2Fury on Mar 16, 2010 4:19 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
its funny
u all diss me 2 comfort your own insecurities…..i was just tryin 2 help out some iggles phans but of course ppl from philly think thier tough n talk all this crap…how about actually talking football n not about critiquing my writing style(or lack thereof)
"You must be the change you wish to see in the World. "
"My greatest weapon is mute prayer."
"Whenever you are confronted with an opponent conquer him with Love."
Mahatma Ghandi
"When you smoke de erb it reveal you 2 yourself"
"Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction."
"Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold..."
-Robert Nesta Marley
by KolbErahasBegun on Mar 16, 2010 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Because when a writing style is so poor as to be distracting it takes away from what you're trying to say.
You have a full keyboard at your disposal, these aren’t text messages. You don’t need to spell everything correctly, but getting close and using proper punctuation and tiny bit of grammar never hurt anybody.
Also, how is our dissing you a comfort to our insecurities? This site doesn’t need “help”. It’s fine as it is. In fact, it’s great as it is. What it does need is dialogue. That’s what you should be seeking here.
dialogue is what the SB blogs are for, i believe..
this site doesn’t need help. and we don’t need KEHB’s comments on how he knows more than all combined BGN members
The Eagles WILL redeem themselves in the '10-'11 season, with a win at SuperBowl 45 in Dallas!
i'm in high school and..
i type completely fine. lol
The Eagles WILL redeem themselves in the '10-'11 season, with a win at SuperBowl 45 in Dallas!
Oh also, for the record:
I don’t know if Filth2Fury was quoting South Park, but that is how an SP quote starts and I simply continued it.
Yes, *that's* why we're "dissing" you.
I Am Better Than Jack Who Some Fool Thinks Is Better Than Asante (IABTJWSFTIBTA)
what caused you to think that?
“When you smoke de erb it reveal you 2 yourself”
“Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.”
Could it be his signature?
"Leave Michael Alone!" - said like that Brittany Spears fan on youtube
by sports00fan00 on Mar 16, 2010 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions
kolberahasbegun
along with elmo and jibta, are the most annoying posters. and if this guy says one more thing about mccluster, i swear to god..
btw, when seeing a post from KolbEraHasBegun, you can guarantee it either has: something about kolb obviously, mcnabb, mccluster, using “mc” in front of a word close to a racial slur (mcniggity, for those who didn’t read the other posts), or him being smarter than the eagles FO
The Eagles WILL redeem themselves in the '10-'11 season, with a win at SuperBowl 45 in Dallas!
This is remarkably shitty writing.
This guy makes Jibta look like William Faulkner. This is quite possibly the worst thing I have ever read. Thanks. Why doest his idiotic trash have 98 reads? Why did I read it?
Unrec’d.
-1.
All that good shit.
...But if he pulls the rug on his quarterback, Reid must do it knowing that he let McNabb down more than McNabb ever let him down.
Phil Sheridan--Philadelphia Inquirer
i only read threads with interesting topics/high comment numbers.
i wish there was a “trash” button with the rec button.. i think this one would have like, 25.
The Eagles WILL redeem themselves in the '10-'11 season, with a win at SuperBowl 45 in Dallas!
this trash has all these posts cuz im stirrin the pot
Antoniak i got plenty of stuff 2 tell u so b patient. I made a post 2 hours ago n its already over 100 responses so lets see ur opinions get that much attention. I got plenty more 2 talk about so lets just let nature run its course. u people need 2 take jokes tho n chill out. u dnt concentrate on the message just the grammar it shows how corny our society is. keep nittpicking women
"You must be the change you wish to see in the World. "
"My greatest weapon is mute prayer."
"Whenever you are confronted with an opponent conquer him with Love."
Mahatma Ghandi
"When you smoke de erb it reveal you 2 yourself"
"Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction."
"Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold..."
-Robert Nesta Marley
by KolbErahasBegun on Mar 16, 2010 5:14 PM EDT reply actions
fyi,
people ONLY commented on this for the sole purpose of telling you it has awful grammar, capitalization, etc etc etc. i can see someone failed their high school typing class.
The Eagles WILL redeem themselves in the '10-'11 season, with a win at SuperBowl 45 in Dallas!
I made a post 2 hours ago n its already over 100 responses so lets see ur opinions get that much attention.
first off, about one-third of the post are from you.
second, the only reason why this post received so many comments is due to the idiotic nature of your writing. you’re not “stirring the pot” or creating intelectual conversation… you’re just being a moron.
if i hear 1 more complaint about grammar
wow its just getting ridicilous…. u people r so meticulous.
"You must be the change you wish to see in the World. "
"My greatest weapon is mute prayer."
"Whenever you are confronted with an opponent conquer him with Love."
Mahatma Ghandi
"When you smoke de erb it reveal you 2 yourself"
"Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction."
"Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold..."
-Robert Nesta Marley
by KolbErahasBegun on Mar 16, 2010 5:17 PM EDT reply actions
why dont you spell properly too???
I dont capitalize much or do ’ things but for god sakes I dont make are=r and u=you.
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb
tht jus gets rly anoyin i no wut u r sayen
The Eagles WILL redeem themselves in the '10-'11 season, with a win at SuperBowl 45 in Dallas!
yea, i h8 tis giberish crap we b puttin on her
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb
yeah, i know.
it’s annoying. not only is his “better than you” attitude annoying, so is his grammar and typing skills.
The Eagles WILL redeem themselves in the '10-'11 season, with a win at SuperBowl 45 in Dallas!
Yeah I know... He's gotta be the coolest guy on this site...(sarcasm)
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb
r u a poet now?
"Leave Michael Alone!" - said like that Brittany Spears fan on youtube
by sports00fan00 on Mar 16, 2010 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions
this has been a slow eagles day.
and to our luck, an idiot know it all poster has given us this little slice of heaven to read
The Eagles WILL redeem themselves in the '10-'11 season, with a win at SuperBowl 45 in Dallas!
all my post
get over 100 .. big fuckin deal :-)
by jack is better than asante on Mar 20, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
KolbEraHasBegun.
i, and most members that have read this post, agree that you should..
..click on this link and do not come back until you’re done.
The Eagles WILL redeem themselves in the '10-'11 season, with a win at SuperBowl 45 in Dallas!
You will soon be typing faster than you ever imagined
=D !!!!! Really? That’s better than I could ever imagine! haha, good stuff.
I Am Better Than Jack Who Some Fool Thinks Is Better Than Asante (IABTJWSFTIBTA)
i hope he gets lost on that site and doesn't remember how to get back to bgn..
The Eagles WILL redeem themselves in the '10-'11 season, with a win at SuperBowl 45 in Dallas!
haha its posts like this
that make me wonder why jibta catches so much heat around here. jibta might be an ass but im pretty sure this guy tops him. and i might put you as u every once in a while but damn this post is one of those “its high comment count must be an argument lets read that instead” post
is at peace with the fact that i am a DICK.... i am good at it.... it is what i do.... it defines who i am.... will i be hated?? most definitely... do i care?? hell no...
"youve got enemies? good. that means you actully stood up for something" -Eminem
you know whats the problem is wit people like you,
you love to talk mad shit behind the screen of a computer. this whole, create a fanpost and see what negative reactions i can get- thing is well overplayed. Sorry but JIBTAs got your number bro, we dont have room for any other dickheads. I know im being very hypocritical here, stop insulting people
everyone is willing to listen to your opinions, just dont be a dick about it.
In 20 We Trust
not opposed...
entirely to anything you’ve suggested. I’d rather them get a couple/atleast one corner high in the draft. either using a first or second pick on one. the eagles are gonna need some help there if brown’s hamstring or asante’s shoulder can’t stay healthy.
outside of the football realm. the only reason you’re getting negative feedback for this post is for simple reasons. most of the people would like this board to be better than the garbage you have to read on other eagles blogs, also easier on the eyes. no one will have a problem w/ your arrogance if your posts were cleaned up.
"Eagles fans are a passionate group who love their team," said McNabb, "if not the actual players. It's not like winning a Super Bowl before the first month of the season is the hardest thing they've ever asked of me. That'd be all those times they asked me to go kill myself."
by greenbean#twoOH on Mar 16, 2010 6:54 PM EDT reply actions
You have been violently sodomized via blog, sir.
JasonB, please remove this bullshit.
...But if he pulls the rug on his quarterback, Reid must do it knowing that he let McNabb down more than McNabb ever let him down.
Phil Sheridan--Philadelphia Inquirer
I think we have before if he's really been here for 2 years.
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb
Even though it was hard to read
I shall focus on what you actually said. Okay so we move up and get Trent Williams. I am not opposed to this move depending on where we are moving up to and who else is on the board.
Then we take Carlos Dunlap with our early second round pick I guess we got in the McNabb trade. Sadly Dunlap will not get out of the first, and even if he did his attitude and lazy work ethic does not make him an ideal canidate for the Eagles.
Likewise with our 2nd round 24th pick, Bowman will be gone, so say we get Hughes. Fine now we got an OLB.
Now we take another 2 OLB in the third? That makes no sense considering how Reid feels about OLB and the fact that with all our other LB’s on the roster we would end up cutting 2 other ones. These are wasted draft picks. I would rather we spend them on a DB who will definetely be available and probably another O line man since we could use at least 2 in this draft. Then we use our third draft pick on MCCluster. Why? McCluster would be a non entity in our offense. He might get to touch the ball on returns(Hobbs,Maclin,Jackson already account for that) and maybe 2 offensive plays every 2 games. He would probably be claimed off waivers when we try to put him on our practice squad so it is another wasted 3rd round pick. Then a bunch of other picks. Okay got it.
Also you claimed Harris was arrogant and Demps has hope. I like neither but would have to say Demps is the arrogant one. Lazy practices, just expecting to be the starting FS. That reeks of arrogance.
So your supposed draft is not only a bad draft, but an improbable one. Thanks. (By the way since we got rid of Vick and McNabb you didn’t tell us how to address the QB situation behind Kolb)
"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins
"All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one." Scarface
I think your the first person in this entire post
who didn’t shit on this guy for the way this article was written and actually did what we want to go on here which is football talk not grammar talk. I applaud you.
GOOOOOOOOO football!!!
Uhhhh...
Thank you for revealing the hidden truth. Kinda like the X-Files, no?
derek anderson*, bud.
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