Hello, my name is EvilBanner and I was unjustly banned from Big Blue View...

Greetings fellow BGN'ers.  In the interest of representing the interests of the 17 staunch Eagles defenders who were banned from Big Blue View, I thought I would respond to Justin's recent anti-gloating screed.  In his opening paragraph, Justin claims that those who visited BBV after the Eagles were, "only furthering the stereotype that a lot of people have that Eagles fans are drunk cretins who get high off the pain of others."  This could not be further from the truth.  I posted two legitimate comments and one fanpost titled "Ask an Eagles Fan" in which I told the Giants fans what they could expect from that day's sporting contest.  And you know what, my prediction of 38-31 came true.  Their inability to deal with stellar prognostication abilities on my part is their fault, not mine.

Justin seems to think that we are weak and pussified around here.  He asks the age-old question: "Seriously, imagine the Eagles had a 31-10 lead in the 4th quarter, blew it to lose it 38-31 in regulation, and a bunch of Giants fans came on over here to laugh and gloat in our faces immediately afterward.  You'd be kind of annoyed, wouldn't you?"  Fuck no, Justin.  I welcome the troll.  We brutally gang rape trolls and send them scurrying back into their holes.  It is another flaw of BBV that they lack any poster, moderator or demigod that can match the "BGN 17."  It's like this: would you criticize a team for winning against a vastly inferior opponent?  Hell no.  We played on their field, scored many touchdowns and Nestle plunged into their goddamn blog like Caesar crossing the motherfucking Rubicon.  Take that, you trash eating Jersey scum!

He ends his post with an appeal: "They had to ban 17 accounts in the past 48 hours.  Seventeen!" he writes.  Again, their problem, not mine.  Because they are ill-equipped to deal with thinking men, they ban us.  They did the same shit to Copernicus and Jesus when they wrote for sports blogs.

Big Blue View is a place for weak minded psuedo-men with no souls.