DC Sportstalk Host Goes On One Of The Most Epic Rants You Will Ever Hear
DC Sports Talk host Chad Dukes goes on one of the most epic rants you'll ever hear in response to the game last night. This is absolutely a must listen and actually succeeded in making me feel bad for Redskins fans. Normally I love a good bit of schadenfreude and get a kick of rejoicing in the opposition's misery... but I can even do that here. I honestly just feel bad for the guy. Everything he says is 100% correct.
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DAMN! Hes out.
"People ask me what I do in winter when there’s no baseball. I’ll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. " ~Rogers Hornsby
MFY fan.
GET BUCKETZ - Gus Johnson
Sounds like me during the Richie Kotite era.
I love pit-bulls, and I love Vick too. I'm a complicated man.
Just like most Eagles fans when he had the reigns…
by CrazyBoutTheGreen on Nov 17, 2010 12:40 AM EST up reply actions
That. . .
THAT. . .
was AMAZING.
I know exactly how that guy feels.
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by Christopher Gates on Nov 16, 2010 5:34 PM EST reply actions
So do I.
Cowboys fan that hasn’t seen a SB or more than 1 playoff win.
But I have time. I’ve been a fan of 7 years.
"People ask me what I do in winter when there’s no baseball. I’ll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. " ~Rogers Hornsby
MFY fan.
GET BUCKETZ - Gus Johnson
You’re a Cowboys fan from NY, you have no idea how this guy feels. He’s been a Redskins fan from the area his whole life.
Formerly... "You don't have to be sweet, to be good"
by Ed Van Chimp on Nov 16, 2010 8:12 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
You are the worse
Im sorry but Cowboys/Yankees are the worse fans on the planet. Im sorry you guys are just not sports fans.
by WilmingtonNC on Nov 17, 2010 10:12 AM EST up reply actions
Are you serious dude? Cowboys and Yankees fan? God you suck. I have no problem with Cowboys fans actually from Texas and fans of other Texas teams. But a Cowboys and Yankees fan? There is just no explanation for that. None.
Let the beasting begin.
by TransplantedFan on Nov 17, 2010 2:09 PM EST up reply actions
Someone tell him they can cut McNabb at the end of the season
Maybe he’ll feel better
Around 2:50 you hear the best “GET EMMMMM” ever in history lol.
2010-2011 is a great year for sneaker heads.
"Having Albert Haynesworth doing the worm on the field?
“and they have it on VIDEO!?!?!?”
Last name Ever
First name Greatest
The doucher who said “get ’em” about 15 times kinda ruined the whole thing.
Still nice, though.
"The Americans? We're going to smash them. That's what we came here for." - Alain Bernard
RIP Fran Crippen
That's LaVar
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Still waiting for the Eagles to Bring It Home For Jerome
Hahaha, yea I was laughing at first, but after a while he just got annoying..
by notfromphilly on Nov 16, 2010 6:21 PM EST up reply actions
That was the funniest part of the rant for me.
I'm not drunk I'm just drinking.
by no1pipelayer on Nov 16, 2010 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
wow
You want to talk about playoffs?
Desean is Rampage Jackson on a rampage outside of the cage
by birdsflyinhigh2590 on Nov 16, 2010 5:42 PM EST via mobile reply actions
I agree...
except for the part where he is livid about having 50% Eagles fans there (I was one of them). That has everything to do with fans like him who don’t care enough to not sell their tickets to Eagles fans. That has nothing to do with the team and everything to do with the fans. Other than that, the Redskins shit on their fans, and for the most part the fans do nothing about it. I’ve seen it and listened to it too much living here in Washington.
Could not have been 50% Eagles fans
Because it was empty in the fourth quarter. And I would have sat there til the very end of that, in the rain, to savor every last minute of it.
Secretary of State for BGN aka "Most diplomatic man on this site," as appointed by Talon Talent
Still waiting for the Eagles to Bring It Home For Jerome
But you are right about it being on the season ticket holders who sell
And every time I’ve been there — and it’s been a while — there’s a significant segment of Philly fans. Same deal in baseball and to a degree, in basketball.
Part of it is just geography, but part of it is D.C. is not like Boston or New York or Pittsburgh or Cleveland or Chicago.
Best sight from one of those visits: Guy in Jerome Brown throwback fistfighting a guy in Trotter Redskins jersey the year he defected as a free agent. It was poetic.
Secretary of State for BGN aka "Most diplomatic man on this site," as appointed by Talon Talent
Still waiting for the Eagles to Bring It Home For Jerome
The problem is not with Redskins fans, its the ownership that causes the problem with a combination of a) the team sucks because the owner is a dumbass, b) location absolutely sucks, c) the disdain the fans have for the owner, and d) the completely outrageous pricing and policies for tickets, concessions, parking, etc. They treat their fans like shit, serve them shit, and try to dress it up with a cherry on top. The only thing the douche bag owner cares about is money, so there is no loyalty any more. Look it up.
Contrary to what the Redskins would like fans to believe, there are tons of tickets available for every game, and the ticket office sells them in large chunks to ticket brokers, who are happy to sell them to the highest bidder. There have been numerous articles in the Washington Post about this bullshit practice. No other owner in the NFL does this, and there are NFL owners who go out of their way to try and block the other team’s fans from doing this. Dan Snyder doesn’t give a shit and he deserves what he gets – a loser front office and revolving door coaching staff and system.
Redskins fans who have season tickets can’t give them away. So what you have is the perfect situation for visiting fans to get to the game in droves.
I love that we beat them so bad it brought that about!
"If it bleeds, we can kill it" -Dutch
"Men are clinging to football on a level we aren't even aware of. For centuries, we ruled everything, and now, in the last ten minutes, there are all these incursions by women. It's our Alamo."
-Tony Kornheiser
I'm listening to this rant
and all I can imagine is that giant mouth from the Dairy Queen commercials mouthing the words, and a smaller mouth popping on screen and saying “get ’em” every 10 seconds.
someone make a video.
I liked Redskins fans better when they knew their team sucked.
Ok so i listened to it again imagining the Dairy Queen mouth
and i could not stop laughing. HAHAHAHA Someone PLEASE make a video…
Ref You Suck! Ref You Suck!
"And Dan Snyder,
Go ride The twister at Six Flags for the rest of your life, Go whip me up a Johnny Rockets Burger or something … GET AWAY FROM MY FOOTBALL TEAM!" hahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahaahhahhahhahahhahaha
Dukes is pretty meh as a host, but the show has its moments ...
… it’s honestly the only thing around here I listen to semi-consistently (being rational, I’m not a big sports talk radio guy)
This is going to have to be pretty awesome to beat when LaVar went in on Portis last year
is the dick who comments first, listens after
Secretary of State for BGN aka "Most diplomatic man on this site," as appointed by Talon Talent
Still waiting for the Eagles to Bring It Home For Jerome
I didn't mean to bold that.
Secretary of State for BGN aka "Most diplomatic man on this site," as appointed by Talon Talent
Still waiting for the Eagles to Bring It Home For Jerome
So I listened. It is great.
Don’t know that it’s better than LaVar calling out Portis though. I’m sure that was on SB Nation somewhere, if I wasn’t lazy I’d find the link. It was also epic.
Secretary of State for BGN aka "Most diplomatic man on this site," as appointed by Talon Talent
Still waiting for the Eagles to Bring It Home For Jerome
Lol, and here I was thinking I was about to waste 12 and a half minutes of my life
But, I came out knowing I did not waste a second.
Me Gusta Los Eagles
I feel bad for him... :(...
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb
"Please notice the difference and proceed to suck your own tiny ass cock. Secondly, A simulator shows how things COULD go, not WOULD.. Once again bend in half and do the deed.." From me.. To CNCITINFO.
I was thinking maybe some cocaine or alcohol actually
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb
"Please notice the difference and proceed to suck your own tiny ass cock. Secondly, A simulator shows how things COULD go, not WOULD.. Once again bend in half and do the deed.." From me.. To CNCITINFO.
It sounds like he is about to cry
I feell bad for him though.
UDDDDAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Η κόλαση δεν έχει μυστικά
E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!!!!!!!!
"fuk u i hate peas"- CNCITINFO (Random BGN troll)
Strong in the end too, with the guy saying he needs to get out of the market, and then comparing the whole thing to Pesci yelling stop while his brother’s beaten to death in Casino. Almost makes up for the toolbox second mic.
geat em
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb
"Please notice the difference and proceed to suck your own tiny ass cock. Secondly, A simulator shows how things COULD go, not WOULD.. Once again bend in half and do the deed.." From me.. To CNCITINFO.
+1
"What a gorgeous dog. What do you feed him?"
God, that moved me to tears.
"What a gorgeous dog. What do you feed him?"
That go ride the twister line was truly awesome.
"What a gorgeous dog. What do you feed him?"
I feel bad, but
Cowboys fans had to deal with 44-6…for the whole offseason
Detroit fans had to deal with 0-16 & still no road wins
and Oakland fans have to deal with Al Davis.
& the redskins seemed to ask for it in the pregame.
though i do feel bad he has to deal with Snyder
I've been waiting my whole life for an Eagles Championship
RIP JJ
Holy shit, that was epic. It really describes how every fan of a crappy team feels.
RIP Jim Johnson, best ever.
Brings up the age-old argument for us though ...
… do we appreciate a consistent winner with no Super Bowl title or no?
Because we felt prettty crappy after Dallas x 2 last year. And I love that our franchise has the foresight to give us hope every year and not have 5- and 10-year down cycles, but the Eagles were bad for a long time and had unfulfilled potential for all of their great teams … so I don’t know that I feel bad (see Sports00fan00’s post above) for anyone else.
But it was epic, Imp, I’ll grant you that.
Secretary of State for BGN aka "Most diplomatic man on this site," as appointed by Talon Talent
Still waiting for the Eagles to Bring It Home For Jerome
If I was Daniel Snyder I might consider moving to Spain .
"What a gorgeous dog. What do you feed him?"
I feel bad,
But, now I want to point out that he’s not the first person to be disappointed in a sports franchise.
Seriously.
"We're passionate fans... we gotta hammer someone."
Well, in his defense, there is something about the way the Redskins are run that is just fishy. You say over and over again “How can they be that stupid”, but they continue to baffle with their signings. Someone like Al Davis is just insane, but regarding Snyder, he just seems like he has some sort of ulterior motive, and is quietly sabotaging the team, like that bitch owner of the Indians in the movie Major League.
by captain nodar on Nov 16, 2010 7:41 PM EST up reply actions
Why don't the Eagles own the Redskins?
He says the cowboys and giants own the redskins, but if anything the eagles own them. HAHAH
Ref You Suck! Ref You Suck!
Well it is a racist name...
GET EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boomer Motha F****** Sooner
I feel bad for this guy.
My personal favorite part was this gem:
“I want reparations! I want Redskins reparations!!!”
Also, I think we need someone on this blog to chime in with a “GET EM” whenever someone makes a valid point or observation.
"THIS IS NOT COLLEGE NO MORE. THIS IS THE BIG MAN SPORT." ~Crazy Lady on BGN forums
Also, I think we need someone on this blog to chime in with a "GET EM" whenever someone makes a valid point or observation.
Get em.
RIP Jim Johnson, best ever.
You’re hired!
"THIS IS NOT COLLEGE NO MORE. THIS IS THE BIG MAN SPORT." ~Crazy Lady on BGN forums
by southjersey89 on Nov 16, 2010 6:15 PM EST up reply actions
Or Pesci in the Billy Blatts scene in Goodfellas
"If I can get you to think twice, I'm in your head."
-Brian Dawkins
"Yeah, I like to hit people"
-Brandon Graham
No, Casino is the better analogy.
The Casino scene had a character in it a Redskins fan could relate to in that all they can do is watch helplessly as someone they love is beaten to death. In Goodfellas it’s just a beatdown with no one watching.
That was awesome. And everything he says is true. This rant can be applied to all crappy teams in sports.
"Let's take this thing from the beginning. Let's go out and make some plays! Special teams, defense, big hits, turnovers, whatever it takes to win this thing!"
-Brian Dawkins
by McNabb2Maclin4Philly on Nov 16, 2010 6:18 PM EST reply actions
only the 2nd good thing that has ever come out of chad dukes' mouth
the other being “He’s a liberal douchebag. The democrats lost last night, that’s why he’s walking around here being so ornery, hugging trees, and recycling his Prius. Take us to break sandle-wearer.”
on the side, Dukes’ only talent is… he doesn’t have one. same with Lavar Arrington… i can’t believe you like this guy, DK!
lastly, i wonder what Kevin over at Hogs Haven thinks of this…?
git em!
"Why do you step onto the field...? I don't believe in pressure. I don't believe in what may be said on the outside. Why do I step out onto the field? To Prove That I Am The Best!"
-Donovan McNabb
Someone needs to post this on HH, and not to be a dick either. If I was a Skins fan, this is something I’d want to hear. I’m went to high school in NOVA and lived exactly where dude is from and is talking about in the audio. I know the culture he refers to. It’s real. I sent this to a bunch of my buddies. I know they’ll appreciate it.
8 year olds, dude.
i was going to
but i cant figure out how to link the podcast like JB did… and i didnt want to do just a link to ours… that’s almost trolling… i want them to know we’re not like… you know… Stampede Blue…
by Ralf E Chubbs on Nov 16, 2010 8:18 PM EST up reply actions
You know. . .
The more I think about this. . .the more conflicted I am about it.
On one hand, I appreciate the guy’s passion for his team, and how he wishes that his team was better and all that. It’s awesome. Every fan should be so passionate.
On the other hand. . .you know, you’ve seen your team win at least two Super Bowls, possibly three (not sure how old this guy is). Quit your freaking whining.
I mean, my grandfather was a tremendous fan of my favorite team from the day they started in 1961 to the day he died in 1985. He never saw his team win anything. My dad has also been a fan since 1961. He’s never seen them win anything. I’ve been a fan since 1984. I’ve never seen them win anything. Hell, the last time my team was actually IN the Super Bowl, I wasn’t quite four months old.
I guess, like someone said earlier, it’s a matter of what you want out of your team. . .do you want them to be consistently good but never actually get there, or do you want them to get to the top of the mountain even if it means sucking for a few years?
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by Christopher Gates on Nov 16, 2010 7:37 PM EST reply actions
awesome
"Eli made a good tackle. I tried to run him over. ... Next time I'll try to jump over his head or something." - Asante Samuel
Great find
I almost feel sorry for Redskins fans. Almost.
by One.Cool.Customer on Nov 16, 2010 7:40 PM EST reply actions
Shut up, sir.
You have had the glory of John Riggins. You have had Joe Gibbs. You have had Doug Williams. Now take your buttfucking like the DC whores that you are. Take my $2 dollars you fucking bitch, and take it in your ass.
"Andy Reid is a huge fraud"--EJ from 97.5
Oh please.
Right off the bat he’s talking about sinking thousands of dollars into the team or whatever. That’s your choice buddy. It’s all by choice. You choose where your money goes. They OWE you? I’m really over the “sports are super serial” mindset that’s taken over our country. I got tired of living and dying with every win or loss. I’m 25. How old is this guy? I guess it’s his gig as a radio host so I guess he gets a pass there, but his passion is real.
I love sports, I still follow my teams, I watch nearly every game, I read the news, I play fantasy. But, it’s a game. A game that is ultimately meaningless. There’s no reason to be this ridiculously upset about something. You feel sorry for him? I feel sorry that he’s this invested in it.
thats your opinion...
some people are incredibly invested in sports… i know i do and i know a lot of us do… it’s why we even come to BGN.
i get it, i really do.
i have nothing against what he said… none of it… a from-the-heart moment. nothing wrong with that… surely us Eagles fans understand passion…
by Ralf E Chubbs on Nov 16, 2010 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
I agree with you completely, this guy has his priorities way out of whack. I agree that Redskins fans have a right to be angry to some degree, but his anger borders on a sense of entitlement.
It’s just a game, no team owes their fans anything. If Redskins fans really feel this way about a team just one game away from .500, they really must have high standards for themselves. Who hasn’t seen their team embarrassed before? We lost to the Seahawks 42-0 on Reggie White night, but I don’t recall thinking that the Eagles owed us because they were embarrassed. It’s a part of the game.
People take sports far too seriously – it’s just a damned game people.
Epic
but HOW DARE HE Q B lioyd this idiot know player fits Blioyd DID NOT FIT IN YOUR OFF AND WHO THE HELL IS THE GET EM GUY
okay i have cerebral palsy arthris and chronic fatigue as well i have a great life and loveing folks some days are better than other days i got a make-a-wish in 2001 and saw my favorite team the broncos it was the trip of a lifetime i wish everyone couild have gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that okay but i bleed organ and bule for my mnr fans but i bleed orange and blue denver will rise again resident broncos fan for every blog resident broncos for stampede bule thanks shvd98z24 real name jeremy woodard nettleton high class of 02 yes i am a raider
It's Lavar Arrington saying Get 'em J-Man
Semper Fi Do or Die
Projected 2010 Record: 12-4. You heard it here first
boy
he was a taiker in his day great college player so-so-pro
okay i have cerebral palsy arthris and chronic fatigue as well i have a great life and loveing folks some days are better than other days i got a make-a-wish in 2001 and saw my favorite team the broncos it was the trip of a lifetime i wish everyone couild have gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that okay but i bleed organ and bule for my mnr fans but i bleed orange and blue denver will rise again resident broncos fan for every blog resident broncos for stampede bule thanks shvd98z24 real name jeremy woodard nettleton high class of 02 yes i am a raider
thats a epic rant if ive ever heard one....
i dont think anyone saw last night coming the way it came. we were unstoppable. their defense was pathetic. im from richmond va in redskins country and local sports talk was miserable today. it was glorious.
i watched the redskins growing up with my dad and grandfather and then one day i saw randall cunningham playing against the skins and he was so exciting and electric i fell in love with the eagles i remember walking into my grandparents house christmas of 1995 with my brand new eagles starter jacket and cunningham jersey and boy i took a lot of crap that day. it was all in good fun.
usually i call my dad after a skins v eagles game and we talk about it for fun…. i just couldnt do that to him today after what happened. it felt great to win like that but there is just nothing really to be said.
I was at the game
and actually started feeling sorry for the Redskin fans. We just kept scoring, and scoring, and scoring….
by Annapolis Eagle on Nov 16, 2010 9:27 PM EST reply actions
the funny thing is
that on their 24/7 sports talk 106.7 (same station that the ranting guy, Chad Dukes works on) pretty much everyone was picking the skins in a close one…
i get the homer-ism… i’m sure up in philly it was the same, but for the eagles…
Hilarious
That was great! I can’t believe I actually feel sorry for the guy though.
How True His Words
The more he got into it the deeper I thought. This man is speaking not only for the Redskins but for every loyal fan out there with a passion for their team. Only exception is probably the Patriots who have been able to give their fans something back year after year. He’s embarrested and has every right to be and I can say for myself I’ve been there. Conclusion, I thought he was “Great” and exceptionally meanful.
Ww Beat Dat azzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!
GO VICK! (And Kolb too if necessary!)
by Lombardi and Broad on Nov 16, 2010 10:27 PM EST reply actions
Fuck
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
"I'm trading Kolb to Buffalo for Cribbs"- the brilliant Trade Kolb
"Please notice the difference and proceed to suck your own tiny ass cock. Secondly, A simulator shows how things COULD go, not WOULD.. Once again bend in half and do the deed.." From me.. To CNCITINFO.
Tree!
"Its like a bear, if you run it'll chase you. But if you stand still, it'll still chase you" ice0ne
How to get a Fisher Moustache.( A list of directions to Moss)
1- Pull your 84 Jersey out
2- Take the Ball Deep, and Take the Top off the Defense (Don't worry, if you can't get to it, nobody can get to it).
3- Clap once.
4- Say what you wanna say.
5- Ask if you said anything stupid that day.
6- Don't Shine Shoes! or Take Ankles.
7- If they ask why and complain, Tell them "Moss This, Moss That, MossThis MossThat.
8- Tell them that you'll come out and play today, ok Moss?
9- Your are Human and you do have Emotions.
10- Remember this is gonna be a fun ride.
11- You're Home now.
"What do you expect from me Pwnd Kuharsky? Yeah, i thought so. Back to your hole on the ESPN AFC South blog Troll!"
by Ice0ne (CAJ) on Nov 18, 2010 7:01 PM EST up reply actions
50% eagles fans
dont be mad about that… that’s us!
things like this
make me frustrated when people don’t appreciate what we have with Lurie, Banner, Roseman, and Andy
"EFF YOU, WE'RE WINNING ANYWAY!!!!!!" (Bye, Dawk)
by jalarsen1 on Nov 17, 2010 8:27 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
+1000000
I was just scrolling down to post this same exact thing.
I’ve always been appreciative of the head honchos of the Eagles, but after hearing that rant it makes me appreciate them that much more. Yes, they’ve fallen short of the Super Bowl so far in their first 11 years, but seeing this team now, they obviously know how to build a contender. And that’s all you can hope for. If you’re not a contender, you can’t win a Super Bowl.
People need to get off of Andy’s/Banner’s back. They’re doing a hell of a job. Give them a chance and we’ll get our Super Bowl very, very soon.
I will pray that we keep
Andy and the front office until we have back-to-back losing records. Once that happens (if it happens) it’ll probably be time for a change.
agreed
and to think THIS, right now, was supposed to be our REBUILDING year. This was supposed to be our 6-10, 8-8 year.
But that’s the point…this IS our rebuilding year, and we’re still competitive. How many teams can transition like that?
"EFF YOU, WE'RE WINNING ANYWAY!!!!!!" (Bye, Dawk)
Oh Wow
this dude SNAPPED lol…hilarious. but i feel him though, i really do. but damn i had a good time ribbing my girl lol. those skins fans, tortured bunch ehh?? she won’t even discuss what happened lol. but this man, this was truly heart felt. this guy, u gotta feel sorry for him.
Get 'Em ? ....I think he Got 'Em
Chad Dukes – breathe in, breathe out…in….out…..
my favorite line “how about we take a break?”
by Eagles-fan-stuck-in-Texas on Nov 18, 2010 12:10 AM EST reply actions
i was actually at the game
it was sad to see. i wore my donovan jersey as i’m still a donovan fan. always will be.
at half time, more than half the stadium poured out. it started right before the half. almost nobody came back.
to see vick’s performance in real life was nothing short of legendary.
this guy pretty much was head on with most of his rant. albert haynesworth is a big pile of shit.
my god, to see him in real life, it becomes so much clearer. if there was any doubt in anybody’s mind that maybe coach mike shannehan is going too hard on him, you can put that out of your mind.
example: during the game, he would stand on the completely opposite end of the field away from the rest of the players looking at the offense. taking a knee while doing so at that. he just doesn’t give a shit.
Nobody misses Dnabb more than this guy.
Get 'em
Get ’em
Get ’em
Get ’em
Get ’em
Get ’em
Get ’em
Eagles- 5-3 and looking like challengers
by bdawk4ever on Nov 18, 2010 6:52 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
He was saying Get 'em like in the movie
How High hahahaha, my favorite part of the movie!!
"Its like a bear, if you run it'll chase you. But if you stand still, it'll still chase you" ice0ne
How to get a Fisher Moustache.( A list of directions to Moss)
1- Pull your 84 Jersey out
2- Take the Ball Deep, and Take the Top off the Defense (Don't worry, if you can't get to it, nobody can get to it).
3- Clap once.
4- Say what you wanna say.
5- Ask if you said anything stupid that day.
6- Don't Shine Shoes! or Take Ankles.
7- If they ask why and complain, Tell them "Moss This, Moss That, MossThis MossThat.
8- Tell them that you'll come out and play today, ok Moss?
9- Your are Human and you do have Emotions.
10- Remember this is gonna be a fun ride.
11- You're Home now.
"What do you expect from me Pwnd Kuharsky? Yeah, i thought so. Back to your hole on the ESPN AFC South blog Troll!"

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