Here is hoping that the Cowboys win all but two of their remaining games. And I don't think I have to tell you which two they need to lose, do I?  The reasons after the jump.

Reason 1: If he wins enough games, maybe they decide to keep Garrett.  That would be a definite win over Bill Cowher, Mike Holmgren, or Jon Gruden coming to the division.  I have been of the conspiracy theorists that think Garrett had a little bit more to do with Wade's firing than we will ever know.  That offense, despite the offensive line, can't be that anemic.

Reason 2:  The more games they win, the lower their draft pick.  I think that they are a much further away than one player can help.  Dex Bryant is an example of that.  However, I don't want them getting another potential game changing player and the chances rise, even for a poor drafting team, the higher the pick gets.

Reason 3: Their wins in every other game but against us will directly help us! 

Reason 4:  Not like they can make the playoffs...so we might as well cheer for them to just miss them.