For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets.
If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Some of these jokes may be old and I'm sure they are making their through everybody's inboxes as I write this, but there is never too much humor at the expense of the Cowboys, so enjoy and add your own to the comments.

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Dallas Cowboys



Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".


Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.


Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?
A. Old

Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?

A. You can get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A. Nobody remembers.

Q. What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!