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How 'bout dem Cowboys?

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What the fuck is going on in Dallas?

After today's brutal gang rape of the supposedly vaunted Dallas Cowboys, I think it's time (if not a bit overdue) to discuss how much they suck.

Exhibit A:  They have a shitty quarterback.  Tony Romo has always been overrated and Jon Kitna blows.

Exhibit B: Wade Phillips is a brilliant defensive mind.  But he's a fucking terrible head coach. 

Exhibit C: Their defense can stop NO ONE.  They made David Garrard look like Dan Marino.  Of course, we made Kenny Britt look like Jerry Rice, but that was then.  This is now.  Vick will go Bad Newz Kennels on that shitass secondary.

On the one hand, laughing at the Cowboys misery is like laughing at the already beleagured Hatians who are now dying of cholera.  They were already suffering from that horrible earthquake and then they were shit upon by a Biblical pestilence.  But on the other hand, the Cowboys are the worst team in football.  Now the question on everyone's lips is this: could the cholera-stricken Hatians beat the Cowboys at home?  Time's yours.

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