I can count on one hand the number of 6'9" tackles who have been successful in the NFL...

...and I might not even need one hand.

Queen Dunlap is quite possibly the worst player in the history of Philadelphia sports.  I say this with no hyperbole, no unintended exaggeration.  It is the truth.  If we scour the annals of our fabled City of Brotherly Love, we find many testaments to athletic ineptitude.  Who among us can forget Kurt Nimphius, Von Hayes or Steve motherfuckin' Jeltz?  But my BGN friends, I say to you that Dunlap trumps them all in terms of incompetence. 

Kevin, I wish you luck.  May your blindside feature many helpful blocks from Shady.  May Owen Schmidtt deliver crushing blows that render impotent would-be rushers.  May huge fucking sinkholes open underneath John Abraham and Sean Weatherspoon.  May your impeding trip to the hospital feature sponge baths from the most buxom of nurses and desserts from the most bountiful of cafeterias.  Our prayers are with you, Kevin.