EFF YOU, WE'RE WINNING ANYWAY!
by JimmyK on Jan 8, 2010 2:38 PM EST
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PrintIt's been a long, long season, complete with injuries, the absence of familiar faces, and all kinds of other distractions and nonsense. And yet, right now, none of that matters. It's a new season, a new beginning, and despite having a challenging road ahead as the 6th seed in the NFC, the Eagles have as good a shot as anyone to go to the Super Bowl. So before we head into the games that really matter, let's take one last look at the obstacles we've overcome thus far (in timeline fashion), and let's put them behind us and move ahead...
February 27, 2009 - Perhaps the most beloved player in the history of Philadelphia sports (a town that has crossed paths with the likes of Julius Erving, Mike Schmidt, Reggie White, etc), Brian Dawkins signs a free agent contract with the Denver Broncos.
February 27, 2009 - Further solidifying February 27, 2009 as one of the worst days in Eagles franchise history, the Eagles announce that they have signed OT Stacy Andrews to a 6 year, $39.8 million contract.
March 9, 2009 - In a brilliant PR move, the Eagles fire physically disabled employee Dan Leone for voicing his displeasure with the Eagles' front office for not getting an extension done with Brian Dawkins. The message sent is loud and clear to all other physically disabled, minimum wage Eagles employees - No further similar incidents have been reported since.
All of March/April - BGN is bombarded with annoying "We Need Anquan Boldin" fan posts.
April 21, 2009 - Sheldon Brown publicly requests a trade, says that Trent Cole and Mike Patterson should also be unhappy with their contracts.
June 4, 2009 - It is revealed that the Eagles best offensive threat (at the time), Brian Westbrook, will need surgery to remove painful bone spurs in his right ankle. He will miss all of training camp.
July 24, 2009 - Sean McDermott is named Eagles permanent defensive coordinator, thus confirming that Jim Johnson will not coach the Eagles this year.
July 26, 2009 - Eagles hire Todd Pinkston as an intern. Several months later, Jeremy Maclin will "Pinkston" a deep ball in the regular season finale against Dallas.
July 28, 2009 - Eagles' longtime defensive coordinator and legendary football man, Jim Johnson, dies of cancer.
August 3, 2009 - Starting standout MLB Stewart Bradley tears ACL, out for the season.
August 5, 2009 - After missing 8 days of camp, Jeremy Maclin finally reports for duty after signing his rookie contract with the Eagles. Coming from a spread offense in college, it was a concern for some that his development would take more time than usual to adapt to a Pro-style offense.
August 5, 2009 - Juqua Parker and Todd Herremans decide to take a little break from the rigors of training camp by chilling in the dark with a couple young sluts in the shadiest van I've ever seen. Parker is arrested for possession of weed.
(That's not a joke - That's the actual van.)
August 6, 2009 - Derrick Burgess is traded from the Raiders to the Patriots. The Eagles were interested in Burgess, who would have been a really nice player to add to the pass-rushing mix.
August 8, 2009 - The horrific week continues - Promising rookie TE Cornelius Ingram tears ACL, out for season.
August 12, 2009 - Another injury? Really? This time it's Todd Herremans, with a stress reaction, or a stress fracture, or something. He'll miss the first 5 games, leaving the Eagles with just 2 projected starters along the O Line.
September 1, 2009 - Quintin Demps complains that he wasn't handed the starting job, throws hissy fit.
September 3, 2009 - Apparently determining that spending 19 months in Leavenworth isn't quite enough, Commissioner Roger Goodell decides that suspending Michael Vick for 2 games is juuuuuust the right amount of extra time Vick needs to be away from football to satisfy his debt to society.
September 5, 2009 - Eagles cut legendary CB Jack Ikegwuonu. A single, heart-wrenching scream is heard far and wide throughout the Delaware valley.
September 5, 2009 - Dan Klecko cut. Any player at every position breathes a sigh of relief.
September 6, 2009 - The Eagles place rookie OT Fenuki Tupou on IR... (kneeling and looking toward the heavens with arms outstretched)... "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" OK, so this one is more of a "redshirt" type deal.
September 13, 2009 - In a Week 1 win over the Carolina Panthers, Donovan McNabb suffers a cracked rib on a TD run on a questionable late hit in the endzone. He will miss the next 2 weeks.
September 15, 2009 - The Eagles place formerly projected starting RT Shawn Andrews on IR due to a "sore back," out for season.
(overhead view of Andrews' hair)
October 18, 2009 - Jason Peters is injured and his replacement, King Dunlap, asked the Raiders nicely if they'll leave Donovan McNabb alone. Despite promising to be their best friend, the Raiders instead decide to toss Dunlap around like a rag doll in route to an embarrassing Eagles loss.
October 28, 2009 - Eagles place versatile LB Omar Gaither on IR with a lisfranc injury, out for season.
November 3, 2009 - OK, so this one isn't football related, but the Phillies lose to the Yankees in the World Series. This owner of this truck celebrates alone in his room with... well... himself.
November 11, 2009 - The Eagles place Ellis Hobbs on IR due to a serious neck injury, out for season.
November 11, 2009 - Once a loaded position, in addition to losing Ellis Hobbs for the season, the Eagles lose yet another CB, Joselio Hanson, to a suspension for taking a diuretic. Pat Williams and Kevin Williams of the Vikings, as well as Will Smith and Charles Grant of the Saints also tested positive for a diuretic, but only Hanson draws a suspension. Thanks again, Mr. Goodell.
November 12, 2009 - Mike Pereira, VP of officiating of the NFL, admits the officials erred in their challenge review by not moving the spot of the ball on Donovan McNabb's game-changing QB sneak attempt in a loss to Dallas. Eagles fans are briefly happy about Pereira's comments for 0.3 seconds.
December 29, 2009 - The Eagles place Jamaal Jackson on IR, with... take a guess. Anyone? Bueller? Another ACL tear. This leaves ONE offensive lineman that will have started all 16 games - Wanna guess who? Hint - it's a guy that many thought wouldn't even make the team (myself included)... Winston Justice.
(No date) - A tally of all those who have missed at least 1 full game this season...
Starters on IR (or soon to be added to the IR list)…
- RT Shawn Andrews
- MLB Stewart Bradley
- C Jamaal Jackson
Others on IR…
- LB (all LB positions) Omar Gaither
- CB Ellis Hobbs
- TE Cornelius Ingram
- T Fenuki Tupou (although that’s more of a "redshirt" type situation)
Starters that have missed at least one full game due to injury…
- QB Donovan McNabb (2 games)
- RB Brian Westbrook (8 games)
- WR Jeremy Maclin (1 game)
- WR DeSean Jackson (1 game)
- LT Jason Peters (1 game)
- LG Todd Herremans (5 games)
- RG Stacy Andrews (6 games)
- OLB Chris Gocong (1 game)
- OLB Akeem Jordan (4 games)
Others that have missed at least one full game due to injury…
- WR Kevin Curtis (13 games)
- QB Michael Vick (1 game, 2 more for suspension)
- DE Victor Abiamiri (3 games)
- CB Joselio Hanson (4 game suspension)
(taking deep breath)
It's been a looooong, extraordinarily challenging year, and despite all the setbacks above, despite the laundry list of injuries, despite the death of our defensive coach and the departure of our defensive leader, and despite the various acts of stupidity, the Eagles still went 11-5 and find themselves with a golden opportunity to make a deep playoff run in a conference where there is no current dominant team.
(riding around on my horse like William Wallace)
(OK, I suck at the graphics, but you get the idea)
Anyway, continuing...
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! And it ain't over now. What happened to the BGN I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be one of the greatest games of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you, we might get let down again." Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Romo, he's a dead man! Barber, dead! Witten, dead! Austin, dead!!!
I say this to YOU, Dallas Cowboys...
You're going to bitch and moan about about some schmuck spitting on your logo, when you haven't faced anywhere near the adversity the Eagles have faced this season? Well EFF YOU, WE'RE WINNING ANYWAY! In fact, you know what?
HHHHAAAAAAOOOOOGGGKKKKKKK... THHHaaaaaaWWIIIIIIIIT!!! There's another loogie for your star.
You got your home game with your mildly interested 100,000 fans golf clapping in a nice, friendly, temperature-controlled environment? Well EFF YOU, WE'RE WINNING ANYWAY!
You swept the regular season? Good for you. It means nothing in the tourney. Nothing. EFF YOU, WE'RE WINNING ANYWAY!!!
EFF YOU, WE'RE WINNING ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET'S GET THOSE COWBOYS!!!!!!! HOOOO-OOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!
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Glad you posted this. I was already so pumped up today. I watched YouTube, through my blue-ray, on my 52 inch plasma last night of the Eagles 2009 highlights so far. Its crazy how this season unfolded, and i was barely able to sleep after watching that!
If you dont like Big Red, then F#%@ You!
-Ricky Bobby
by GreenInBaltimore on Jan 8, 2010 2:50 PM EST reply actions
Boo Hoo
Your team had to deal with injuries. Boo frigin Hoo. So do the other 31 teams. Get over it.
by williamhudsonlink on Jan 10, 2010 10:52 AM EST up reply actions
Pretty much true. If they had to deal with the same injuries we did, they wouldn’t have made it to the playoffs.
About 10 minutes ago, I was pondering my own existence. Then I decided that it didn't matter.
Nah, but I can guess. Your depth is definitely not very good. Your starters though, very good. So if you have luck, you have luck. Your team definitely got dealt all the right cards this season.
About 10 minutes ago, I was pondering my own existence. Then I decided that it didn't matter.
My problem is that there were no injury excuse when you were 11-4 coming into week 17 on a 6 game win streak. The Eagles averaged 26 PPG and then all of a sudden the offense falls apart without your starting center? Doesn’t add up to me, that’s all.
We didn’t just lose our center, we lost our RG as well… kind of. Cole played much better at guard than he did at center, and Max JG was truly terrible at the guard spot. So, rather than having a rock solid center and a decent guard, we had a bad center and an awful guard. The inside of our line simply blew up after Jammal went down. If you saw the second half of the Denver game, after Jackson went down, you’d see that suddenly our offense couldn’t move the ball and we ended up losing the lead because we had a series of 3-and-outs and the defense simply got tired. Unfortunately that condition persisted for the rest of the season.
About 10 minutes ago, I was pondering my own existence. Then I decided that it didn't matter.
REC'D
I just got chills. (no homo)
Thank you, kind sir for this great post. I just hopped on that horse with you (no homo, again)
EFFFFFF YOU!! WE’RE WINNING ANYWAY!
The Eagles are the first team in NFL history to have a running back and a wide receiver with 500 yards apiece in the same season before their 22nd birthdays.
But seriously...
I can’t remember a season as injury-riddled as this one… can anybody else?
It’s unreal. Speaks volumes to AR and co. for having solid depth in place (or bringing in solid depth mid-season).
Now eff the injuries and go beat the Cowboys!
The Eagles are the first team in NFL history to have a running back and a wide receiver with 500 yards apiece in the same season before their 22nd birthdays.
Actually
The 6-10/Mike McMahon year, wasn’t the stat 9 Pro Bowlers out? McNabb, Tra, Lito, Westbrook, cough TO …
Also, ’03 we had no business going as far as we did. Against Carolina when McNabb got knocked out, we had a sliver of our lineup in there.
This distracts from the point of Bye, Dawk’s post, but I was just answering the question.
Still waiting for the Eagles to Bring It Home For Jerome
by D3Keith on Jan 8, 2010 3:10 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Rec'd
This is the post of the year so far!
Good work!
"You find dirt bags everywhere in every color uniform. I’m not a dirtbag, and I don’t appreciate people assuming I am because I wear Green on Sundays" (Jalarsen1)
Great follow up
You ought to trademark this before somebody steals it.
About 10 minutes ago, I was pondering my own existence. Then I decided that it didn't matter.
Tremendous work
That, my friends, is how it’s done.
Still waiting for the Eagles to Bring It Home For Jerome
by D3Keith on Jan 8, 2010 3:06 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Nice touch
On Andrews’ veejay
Still waiting for the Eagles to Bring It Home For Jerome
by D3Keith on Jan 8, 2010 3:12 PM EST via mobile reply actions
+1
I loved that too!
"What did it feel like? That collision, I didn't feel nothing, because he was pretty much defenseless. It was like running through a cardboard box. Seriously. Cardboard box."- Sheldon Brown on his pounding of Reggie Bush in the '06 Playoffs
Great Post
you seriously should be giving this in the locker room before kickoff. It is very inspirational. I’m pumped for the game now…EFFF you ’Boys WE ARE WINNING ANYWAY!
On a lighter note though…it was the Japanese that bombed Pearl Harbor
by Wyoming Eagles Fan on Jan 8, 2010 3:14 PM EST reply actions
Germans?
Forget it, he’s rolling.
About 10 minutes ago, I was pondering my own existence. Then I decided that it didn't matter.
I might as well join the fuckin' peace corps.
"Right now Winston Justice is the guy...until that person gets back out there"
Thank You....This is what we are who cares if theres no logical reason to think we will win.
Drink the Koolaid!!! We got this EFF that we winnin anyways!! Lets Sting they Azz!! Lets go birds!!!!!!!
I've drunk it
And I’ll be drunk tomorrow (and I’m only a little drunk now)…and EFF THEM ALL WE’RE WINNING ANYWAY!!!!
"What did it feel like? That collision, I didn't feel nothing, because he was pretty much defenseless. It was like running through a cardboard box. Seriously. Cardboard box."- Sheldon Brown on his pounding of Reggie Bush in the '06 Playoffs
No, you're not winning anyway.
You’d still lose even if the injuries didn’t exist, the fact that they do just makes it that much easier.
Good day.
Phaaa!
Fat fucking chance. You try losing that much depth and being competitive. Oh, I’m sure you guys would be just fine if you lost Bradie James and Keith Brooking and had to replace them permanently with Bobby Carpenter and Jason Williams…. Yeah, that would work out real well, wouldn’t it?
And sure, I bet your team would be great if Gurode, Davis and Colombo all went out. Yeah, you’d be fine…. no doubt.
About 10 minutes ago, I was pondering my own existence. Then I decided that it didn't matter.
man it is crazy what we've lost this year
I dont care what any cowboys fan says -those are not easy injuries to have and still go 11-5
"You find dirt bags everywhere in every color uniform. I’m not a dirtbag, and I don’t appreciate people assuming I am because I wear Green on Sundays" (Jalarsen1)
A quick look through my post shows that I never said anything about injuries to the Cowboys
Or implied what their success would be in such a situation. They don’t have solid depth, I have enough sense to not say somethign like that. However, the way things currently stand, the Eagles are about to get smoked again and completely swept by the ’Boys this year.
I hope you have to eat that
"You find dirt bags everywhere in every color uniform. I’m not a dirtbag, and I don’t appreciate people assuming I am because I wear Green on Sundays" (Jalarsen1)
I love how you arent playing in the game
and yet your so totally sure of the outcome
I bet you were sure of a lot of the playoff games Dallas has lost over the last 14 years.
The Cowboys might win tomorrow, but you’re a fool to guarantee it
"You find dirt bags everywhere in every color uniform. I’m not a dirtbag, and I don’t appreciate people assuming I am because I wear Green on Sundays" (Jalarsen1)
I didn't know ByeDawk played for the Eagles
Seeing as how the name of this fanpost says the Eagles win, your logic is flawed :(
by robolundgren on Jan 9, 2010 12:00 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not Bye Dawk
"You find dirt bags everywhere in every color uniform. I’m not a dirtbag, and I don’t appreciate people assuming I am because I wear Green on Sundays" (Jalarsen1)
Hope all you want baby
34-14, take you 44-6 and go fuck yourself
by robolundgren on Jan 10, 2010 12:15 AM EST up reply actions
Wow you sure showed us.
Now go to sleep realizing that you’re pathetic for going onto an Eagles board to talk shit immediately after a win.
Just think about that. You just watched your team win its first playoff game in 13 years, and did you celebrate with friends? Nope. Bang the girlfriend to commemorate the victory? Nope. You logged onto your computer to leave meaningless trashtalk comments on the Eagles website.
Your team may have won, but you are clearly losing at the game of life.
"THIS IS NOT COLLEGE NO MORE. THIS IS THE BIG MAN SPORT." ~Crazy Lady on BGN forums
by southjersey89 on Jan 10, 2010 12:27 AM EST up reply actions
Or that was posted from a friend's house
Nice attempt, you’ll get another try next season
Thanks Ed, good hairpiece
by robolundgren on Jan 10, 2010 1:07 PM EST up reply actions
"Backs in the 'I'...First and 10...McNabb, play action. Is back again. He is looking..he is going deep. He wants DeSean Jackson..who HAS IT!!! HE HAS IT!!! AND STEPPED INTO THE ENDZONE!! He took it away from the defender!! He took it away from Dominique Rogers-Cromarte, and ran into the endzone!!"
by McNabb2Maclin4Philly on Jan 9, 2010 5:23 PM EST up reply actions
And eff you too
Enjoy the offseason, loser
by robolundgren on Jan 10, 2010 12:12 AM EST up reply actions
This is why BGN has a Hall of Fame
Also this post should be read aloud before the BGN football game. With the theme music from Conan the Barbarian.
And seriously, looking back over the loss of JJ and his replacement with a rookie DC, the injuries list, and Dawkins leaving, it’s hard to believe this team went 11-5 in the regular season. Now go beat the Cowboys!
Nice post, Dawk
You assault on the BGN most rec’d posts continues – this may turn into your 6th entry into the top 25. You get my rec for the humor alone.
by One.Cool.Customer on Jan 8, 2010 4:10 PM EST reply actions
Great Post...
Also…I’d like to see someone prove that there wasn’t one german that bombed pearl harbor in all of history!!! Bam…we win again anyway! But anyway…great post!
Bye Dawk is right...psychotic, but absolutely right.
…what the fuck happened to the Eagles fans I used to know…this could be the greatest night of our lives, but you’re gonna let it be the worst. Romo? He’s a dead man…Austin? Dead!
This situation requires a really futile and stupid gesture…thanks, Spadaro!
"Right now Winston Justice is the guy...until that person gets back out there"
I love the Shuan Andrew pic with the "female" diagram below it hahaha
Boise State Broncos= Fiesta Bowl Champs!!
If nothing else
You deserve a rec for the Shawn Andrews pics.
jj died on my birthday
i absolutely hate july 28th as of july 28 2009
Yes I have vegeta from dragon ball z in my picture....combined with eagles logo my picture is badass enough to cure cancer
I have gotta hand it to you...
this was an awesome post… I like the bravehart part, I think I need to paint my face like that when I play in college in honor of your inspiring post.
But in all reality, it was the perfect time to get the fair weather fans to return once again.
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
Eagles cut legendary CB Jack Ikegwuonu. A single, heart-wrenching scream is heard far and wide throughout the Delaware valley.
I laughed for about a good minute at this.
"THIS IS NOT COLLEGE NO MORE. THIS IS THE BIG MAN SPORT." ~Crazy Lady on BGN forums
i feel like crying in a good ways because of its funnyness
Desean Jackson- Im Number 1, the real deal, The 1(0)ne to Watch.
Interview while at Cal.
As the late Jerome Brown once said...
“Did the Japaneese sit down and have breakfast with Pearl Harbor before they bombed them?”
Once again, Bye Dawk with a legendary post. My daily dose of common sense for the week.
Rec’d.
"Backs in the 'I'...First and 10...McNabb, play action. Is back again. He is looking..he is going deep. He wants DeSean Jackson..who HAS IT!!! HE HAS IT!!! AND STEPPED INTO THE ENDZONE!! He took it away from the defender!! He took it away from Dominique Rogers-Cromarte, and ran into the endzone!!"
by McNabb2Maclin4Philly on Jan 8, 2010 6:57 PM EST reply actions
EFF YOU
WE’RE WINNING ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!
"Eagles fans are a passionate group who love their team," said McNabb, "if not the actual players. It's not like winning a Super Bowl before the first month of the season is the hardest thing they've ever asked of me. That'd be all those times they asked me to go kill myself."
Yawn!
One lonely iggle fan claps slowly in his moms basement…. Clap (pause) Clap (pause) Clap (pause)….
then another joins in, and another….and another until all the iggle lovers on BGN join in to the slow clap as it escalates into a crescendo of applause…well done ByeDawk…well done….my friend….
now take your medicine like a good boy…
"If you can't handle the heat...get away from my grill"
by solid.getting.it on Jan 8, 2010 8:55 PM EST reply actions
He had the same post at the beginning of the season when they were having injuries and setbacks.
http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2009/8/8/982363/eff-you-were-winning-anyway
So if anything he is at least consistent, “once more into the breach dear friends”.
I cannot wait for this game, it is going to be an old style slobber-knocker.
Ignore the Mainstream Media, EMBRACE THE HATE!!!!
BYE DAWK IS THA MUTHAPHUCKINN MAN
Thanks B for pumpin me up as well as the other bird brains up, as if i wasnt fired up enuff u hav me ready 2 run thru a fukin brick wall now, BRING ON THEM PUSSY COWGIRLS!!!!!!!! This team has been thru toooooooo much shit this year 2 lay down now and give our season away to homo and company. DO IT 4 JJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
best post i seen in recent memory of this week
Desean Jackson- Im Number 1, the real deal, The 1(0)ne to Watch.
Interview while at Cal.
Post of the Year...
from BGN’s MVM.
Bye Dawk for President!
by Route36 on Jan 8, 2010 9:55 PM EST via mobile reply actions 2 recs
Pointless
you’re scared that’s why you are talking shit…
Plain and simple…
we dominated you, and now at the end you are all in panic mode…
great post….but we’re winning anyway…
"I wish i could write as mysterious as a cat." - Edgar Allan Poe
To quote you in return...
You’re scared that’s why you are talking shit…
Plain and simple…
EFF YOU WE’RE WINNING ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!
by justyn725 on Jan 8, 2010 11:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Do I know what's gonna happen tomorrow?
Nope….
But I’m feeling a BIG EAGLES WIN!!!!!!
And I have a feeling that maybe you’re feeling what I’m feeling…are you a little scared?
"What did it feel like? That collision, I didn't feel nothing, because he was pretty much defenseless. It was like running through a cardboard box. Seriously. Cardboard box."- Sheldon Brown on his pounding of Reggie Bush in the '06 Playoffs
Dear 8th Texan
Eagles fans talking ish on an Eagles board is not trash talk, you trolling piece of crap.
"You find dirt bags everywhere in every color uniform. I’m not a dirtbag, and I don’t appreciate people assuming I am because I wear Green on Sundays" (Jalarsen1)
took the words right out of my mouth
In life, as in a football game, the principle to follow is: Hit the line hard.
-Theodore Roosevelt
so if your the 8th texan doesnt that mean your
Matt Schaub???
And were really not in “panic mode” to tell you the truth were kinda in the same boat as you are.. These are the playoffs, everything that’s happened before this point doesnt mean shit.
And please do as Edgar Allan Poe, and TO did and go OD.
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
Poe OD'd?
Cant say i knew that one
"You find dirt bags everywhere in every color uniform. I’m not a dirtbag, and I don’t appreciate people assuming I am because I wear Green on Sundays" (Jalarsen1)
actually I was wrong...
He died of “mysterious circumstances” which are common in people who are alcoholics, drug attics and other stuff like that.. He was a heavy drinker and wrote most of his books while on heroin and acid… so they theorize he either died of a drug overdose or mercury poisoning which looks almost exactly the same from what I was reading…
I thought pO and tO would work with Od… it was more to draw a connection to the O’s and to tell him to go back into his acid enduced trance and shut the fuck up.
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
Best post I've read on BGN EVER!
I haven’t been a member that long…but that got me RILED THE EFFFFF UP!!!!!!
No more Mr Nice Guy. No more Mr. Objective. I don’t give an EFF if they have weapons, or if they swept us this year. This is Eagles time BABY…G-D EFFING EAGLES TIME!!!!!
I’ll be in Green from 6AM onward tomorrow…let’s kick some COWBOY ASSSSS!!!!!
"What did it feel like? That collision, I didn't feel nothing, because he was pretty much defenseless. It was like running through a cardboard box. Seriously. Cardboard box."- Sheldon Brown on his pounding of Reggie Bush in the '06 Playoffs
Nice post
Nice recap of the season with the single oddest/creepiest thing being the ‘rape van’ picture that Herremans/Parker were using at Lehigh.
‘Hey baby, you want to get in my sketchy black van with no windows and heavily-tinted windows to party?’
yeah that van is the scariest thing ever
how do you play that one? “Hey baby… wanna go get some ice cream in my van?”
"You find dirt bags everywhere in every color uniform. I’m not a dirtbag, and I don’t appreciate people assuming I am because I wear Green on Sundays" (Jalarsen1)
Just finished
watching Rocky. Then I come on here and read this post. 15 hours. I’m so pumped i doubt i’ll get much sleep.
YOU’RE GONNA EAT LIGHTNIN’ AND YOU’RE GONNA CRAP THUNDER!
It’s time to go get the Cowboys in the gosh damn mouth as hard as we freakin can.
For the Love of the Game
Yes the eagles have overcome alot
but it helps when they have one of the easiest schedules in the NFC. Please… 0 zilch nada wins over teams with a winning record. Wow good job!
What the French?! Toast!
actually they beat the Falcons
the Falcons were minus Matt Ryan and Michael Turner but those pesky Eagles got the job done.
The eagles have beaten more teams this year with a winning record than Dallas has
and this has to be the 15th time we’ve heard this argument in two weeks
Isnt it going to totally suck for you if Dallas loses today?
I mean, if we lose, it will suck that our season is over. But our injury list is flippin ridiculous. When the Birds were 5-4, I guarantee you I’d have been jacked with winding up 11-5
Good thing is all this stupid talk about no playoff wins since 96 and the Eagles not beating playoff teams will come to an end in… oh about 10 1/2 hours
Cuz ya know what… they still gotta play the game
"You find dirt bags everywhere in every color uniform. I’m not a dirtbag, and I don’t appreciate people assuming I am because I wear Green on Sundays" (Jalarsen1)
You are a totally incompetent poster
They make a pill for that type impotence
"You find dirt bags everywhere in every color uniform. I’m not a dirtbag, and I don’t appreciate people assuming I am because I wear Green on Sundays" (Jalarsen1)
No, that was the Cardinals last year...
Oh wait.. they were one play within winning the Super Bowl.
I’m fine with being the underdogs. No one expects the Eagles to win, so when/if they do, it’ll just makes it that… much… sweeter.
"EFF YOU, WE'RE WINNING ANYWAY!!!!!!" (Bye, Dawk)
lol...
and you guys won how many playoff games in the past 15 years???
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
I laughed at this one...
Afuka you WHAYRLE!!!! Afuka you DOLFFEEEN!!!!! Afuka you PUSSSIE ASS COWBOYEEEs!!!
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
an error on your post, you should fix
the diagram where you have it labeled as (overhead view of Andrews’ hair) is actually DeSean`s private region…embarrassing oversight on your part.
Don't YOU
hate it when other fans come to the BTB and do this type of crap? I know I do, so why come here and blantatly troll and start crap? From all that I have read , you’re not talking football argueing as much as you are just trying to get someone mad at you.
"When people talk about Super Bowl dynasties they mention the 1970's Steelers, 1980's 49ers, 1990's Cowboys and the current New England Patriots, but nobody has dominated the Super Bowl like Anheuser-Busch. In recent years, Budweiser has been the MVP of Super Bowl advertising -- making another company the favorite to win the Ad Meter poll was never an option."
Simon Noble
by dubious on Jan 9, 2010 1:54 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
thank you
And Dubious you’re welcome here man. You intelligently talk about football
"You find dirt bags everywhere in every color uniform. I’m not a dirtbag, and I don’t appreciate people assuming I am because I wear Green on Sundays" (Jalarsen1)
lol so if
Austin is Deseans bitch that must mean that Austin is a sub-human???
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
BYE DAWK!!!!!! You posted this message!!!!!!
seems like a lot of work, that explains why you were so quiet on the NFC East Champion Dallas Cowboys site this week.
Stop acting like you'll be here if dallas loses today
The birds have nothing to lose my man. Nobody is picking them.
But over the last several years, which team plays its best when they MUST win?
Its gonna be realy interesting to see what happens if the Eagles come out hot and put Dallas down 10 or so early
"You find dirt bags everywhere in every color uniform. I’m not a dirtbag, and I don’t appreciate people assuming I am because I wear Green on Sundays" (Jalarsen1)
cmon now
Nobody is picking them
700 there is alot of experts picking the birds to win. Still alot of doubt if Dallas has gotten over the hump of winning meaningful games. So I have been hearing people say they feel the Eagles will turn it around and beat Dallas.
"When people talk about Super Bowl dynasties they mention the 1970's Steelers, 1980's 49ers, 1990's Cowboys and the current New England Patriots, but nobody has dominated the Super Bowl like Anheuser-Busch. In recent years, Budweiser has been the MVP of Super Bowl advertising -- making another company the favorite to win the Ad Meter poll was never an option."
Simon Noble
really?
I’ve seen about 4 out of 5 people picking Dallas. maybe we are watching something different?
idk
"You find dirt bags everywhere in every color uniform. I’m not a dirtbag, and I don’t appreciate people assuming I am because I wear Green on Sundays" (Jalarsen1)
yea most what I am watching is picking them
pretty evenly which is suprising but not with Dallas’ past failures.
"When people talk about Super Bowl dynasties they mention the 1970's Steelers, 1980's 49ers, 1990's Cowboys and the current New England Patriots, but nobody has dominated the Super Bowl like Anheuser-Busch. In recent years, Budweiser has been the MVP of Super Bowl advertising -- making another company the favorite to win the Ad Meter poll was never an option."
Simon Noble
i think this is gonna be one fantastic game
Hopefully like the week 2 game last year… just with a different outcome :)
"You find dirt bags everywhere in every color uniform. I’m not a dirtbag, and I don’t appreciate people assuming I am because I wear Green on Sundays" (Jalarsen1)
Only 1 pick here for the Eagles.
DAILY NEWS PREDICTIONS
Les Bowen: Cowboys 26, Eagles 16
Bill Conlin: Cowboys 30, Eagles 24
Paul Domowitch: Eagles 31, Cowboys 30
Sam Donnellon: Cowboys 27, Eagles 10
Marcus Hayes: Cowboys 24, Eagles 17
Rich Hofmann: Cowboys 27, Eagles 20
John Smallwood: Cowboys 27, Eagles 17
DALLAS MORNING NEWS PREDICTIONS
Tood Archer: Cowboys 27, Eagles 19
Tim Cowlishaw: Cowboys 24, Eagles 9
Gerry Fraley: Cowboys 24, Eagles 9
Rick Gosselin: Cowboys 20, Eagles 17
David Moore: Cowboys 24, Eagles 16
Bill Nichols: Cowboys 24, Eagles 17
Kevin Sherrington: Cowboys 21, Eagles 17
Jean-Jacques Taylor: Cowboys 23, Eagles 16
Eff all you turds, we’re winning anyway.
so you post just Dallas people?
what do you expect ? Thats like me posting Philly people duh lol
"When people talk about Super Bowl dynasties they mention the 1970's Steelers, 1980's 49ers, 1990's Cowboys and the current New England Patriots, but nobody has dominated the Super Bowl like Anheuser-Busch. In recent years, Budweiser has been the MVP of Super Bowl advertising -- making another company the favorite to win the Ad Meter poll was never an option."
Simon Noble
what are you talking about???
the Media is pro-cowboys
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
Sounds like you're happy with the division championship...
We have bigger fish to fry.
"EFF YOU, WE'RE WINNING ANYWAY!!!!!!" (Bye, Dawk)
so then if were so "pathetic"
why dont you go back to BTB with your pals?? or did they kick you out on account of you being a dumbass?
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
HOOAH!!!
"He wasn't an astronaut, he was a tv comedian! And he was just using space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife!"
9 HOURS AND COUNTING
I’m totally pumped. Thanks Bye Dawk for the great post (as always)!! Of course I rec’d, and I’d Rec again if I could!
In life, as in a football game, the principle to follow is: Hit the line hard.
-Theodore Roosevelt
Read this carefully and then you will know what to do....
EFF YOU, WE’RE WINNING ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!© Bye,Dawk
Internet tough guy
Hey everyone this guy is actually going to play in the game today! Hurry up get your autographs before he’s gone.
I dont understand why there is such a lack of respect to tell you the truth. I’m not embarassed to say that i think the Cowboys are favored to win for a good reason. They have us beat in most categories on paper. But paper doesnt win football games. They still gotta play, and to be honest I’m pretty shocked that you’re this arrogant after the last several years of Cowboys implosions.
The Eagles arent nearly as bad as you think
"You find dirt bags everywhere in every color uniform. I’m not a dirtbag, and I don’t appreciate people assuming I am because I wear Green on Sundays" (Jalarsen1)
AFTER LAST WEEK
yeah the Eagles are that bad, watch them prove it again, they have no hope of winning.
If you think you can come over here and try to bring is down it aint gonna happen. I shouldn’t let you piss me off cause I’m too old for that but I would recommend you go over to BTB now… Oh I know your probably scared.. About as scared as we are of you and your internet tough guy attitude.
In life, as in a football game, the principle to follow is: Hit the line hard.
-Theodore Roosevelt
by Eaglesgrl5 on Jan 9, 2010 1:12 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Ziggy you talk more shit than a bunch of hood rats in a gang war...
grow the fuck up, go back to BTB and talk about the eagles there, your not cool, your not funny, your just here to act like a tough guy behind a computer… I tell you what grow a pair, gain some of the BGN’s members respect and maybe, just maybe we will let some of this shit slide in the future but until then FUCK OFF.
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
You're pumped...
…full of semen…
"Right now Winston Justice is the guy...until that person gets back out there"
AWESOME POST!
Bye Dawk you’re the man! And to all you Cowboys fans GO TO HELL. This is the home of Eagles, this is the home of BLEEDING GREEN NATION and if you dont bleed green, get the hell out of here. This topic is for Eagles fans only!
Fly Eagles Fly, On The Road To Victory.
Fight Eagles Fight, Score A Touchdown 1-2-3.
Hit ‘Em Low.
Hit ’Em High.
And We’ll Watch Our Eagles Fly.
Fly Eagles Fly, On The Road To Victory.
E-A-G-L-E-S, EAGLES!!!
Just went to the grocery store
I live in South Central PA. I ran into about 5 different people wearing cowboys jerseys giving me dirty looks like “why are you wearing a Mcnabb jersey?”
THAT is why i hate Dallas fans.
This Pennsylvania and we’re a hell of a long way from Texas. Wonder what part of Texas they were from.
I’m not saying everyone thats not from Texas is a fair weather fan, but i go that grocery store about twice a week every week. That is the first time I’ve seen cowboys gear in a long time. “Hey everybody we’re in the playoffs, put your jersey on”
Cockroaches
"You find dirt bags everywhere in every color uniform. I’m not a dirtbag, and I don’t appreciate people assuming I am because I wear Green on Sundays" (Jalarsen1)
This is why you hate Dallas fans???Yet EVERYFUCKINDAY you are over at BTB, along with jarlasen and byedawk, who practically lives there, going on with your "let's be friends and just talk fb" crap and
then you crawl back here and tell your egal buddies about how much you hate us…nice…..you know what else would be nice? If JasonB would ban all Cowboys fans(including me) from this blog and Halprin over at BTB would do the same to egal fans. I know all of you certainly wouldn’t miss having Cowboy fans here and believe me when I tell you that I, for one, would not miss any Philly fans at BTB. Yeah, you absolutely hate us, we get it. But that’s a 2-way street, trust me. Hey 700lvl, why don’t you head over to BTB and let em all know you think we’re a buncha “cockroaches”. What’s funny is so many guys over there think you and byedawk are a couple of “good” egal fans. What. A. Crock.
"Picture at right is a rare photo of Coach Wade as a boy practicing his locker-room pep-talks."
by cypher on Jan 9, 2010 3:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I think what he means is that he hates the ones that
he hates the ones who sit there and judge him for wearing a McNabb jersey… Its different than when he talks to you guys, this fan apparently give him a dirty look like a small population of your fanbase does to every eagles fan..
And as for his last part he’s saying how he hasnt seen a cowboys jersey in forever and basically called the guy a fair weather fan(because it appears that he is)… and I think that that cockroaches part was directed at fair weather fans(in my opinion)
Therefore you should cool your nut sack, I dont think he was talking about cowboys’ fans in there entirety, just 1 guy that pissed him off when he went to the store.
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
I am never on BTB...
…and most Texans have sex with barn animals.
"Right now Winston Justice is the guy...until that person gets back out there"
Egal fans?
Since when is the word spelled E-G-A-L
Wow, Texas grammar schools must be great.
About 10 minutes ago, I was pondering my own existence. Then I decided that it didn't matter.
Cypher why dont you set up a poll and see what the overall opinion of me is on BTB and BGN
Listen dude, what i post over here should be different than what i post over there. Nobody likes someone who talks crap on an opposing board. I try to be classy when i’m over there
I'd rather be an Eagles fan till the day i die and go 0-16 every year than be a cockroach cowboys fan
EFF YOU!!! WE'RE WINNING ANYWAYS!!
Great post Bye, Dawk! I havent been able to get on BGN for about a month and this is the first post I read since coming back. It made me remmeber why I love this site so much. GO EAGLES!!!!
by Iggles Fan 4 Life on Jan 9, 2010 1:22 PM EST reply actions
The Eagles Are Winning
anything to shut those faggot Cowgirls fans up. In all seriousness, when the Eagles aren’t playing my Broncos, I like them just fine.
Brad James
by the new Bradfather on Jan 9, 2010 1:33 PM EST reply actions
OWN THE MOMENT!!!! OWN THE MOMENT MUTHAF***KAS!!!!
EFF YOU, WE’RE WINNING ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eff you, we're gonna have an awesome draft!!!
(posted at halftime)
Ugh, really Eagles?!? Thanks for making me look like a dick.
by JimmyK on Jan 9, 2010 9:58 PM EST via mobile reply actions
And "they" say Eagles fans are classless.
I’ve never heard a stadium play that song halfway through the 4th quarter. I’m okay with fans chanting it on their own, but when the staff plays it… that’s fucking ridiculous.
Speaks volumes to the Cowboys organization.
Also speaks volumes to the lame-ass Cowboys fans at the game who needed the staff at the stadium to start chants for them.
Congrats on one playoff victory in a decade and a half. I will congratulate the classier Dallas fans like Dubious and what_the_crap, but the rest of you can go fuck yourself.
This is about the expected level of class from your average Cowboys fan. Way to hold up a giant “I’m a fucking idiot” sign with your first two posts.
I am the people's troll :3™
LOL
Eagles fan talking about class, yeah fucking right.
by robolundgren on Jan 10, 2010 12:13 AM EST up reply actions
embarrasing to say the least
and why do we wonder why people hate us ? could this guy be the reason? I think so
"When people talk about Super Bowl dynasties they mention the 1970's Steelers, 1980's 49ers, 1990's Cowboys and the current New England Patriots, but nobody has dominated the Super Bowl like Anheuser-Busch. In recent years, Budweiser has been the MVP of Super Bowl advertising -- making another company the favorite to win the Ad Meter poll was never an option."
Simon Noble
If you can name a Dallas fan who cares if the Eagles fans hate them, you win a prize
by robolundgren on Jan 10, 2010 12:43 AM EST up reply actions
You, because your still here trying to prove a point. Your team just won and your not on their site celebrating your rubbing it in, that shows that wins are that hard to come by in “Big D”.
"Season tickets for the Lakers? How is that economically possible?"
Hmm, wonder what all those other tabs that were open on my browser were for
Thanks Ed, good hairpiece
by robolundgren on Jan 10, 2010 1:06 PM EST up reply actions
hotmale.com
right?
Shake 'n Bake! No, never again. From now on, you're the Magic Man and I'm El Diablo. What does Diablo mean? It's like... Spanish for like a fighting chicken.
by bleedinggreeninDK on Jan 12, 2010 9:03 AM EST up reply actions
Are you going to edit it to say “January 9th, 2010, the Eagles enter their most miserable offseason ever?”
I am the people's troll :3™
Haha, maybe...
That one probably won’t be as popular.
by JimmyK on Jan 10, 2010 12:46 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Yo
Dallas fan here, congrats on a good season fellas. It’s about time we finally got the best of you guys.
good luck next season.
58-14 Beats 44-6!!
Great post ByeDawk
seriously, it was funny…and save for three losses to the Dallas Cowboys, it was a great season for the Eagles.
We sure are happy that 44-6 happened, what…a million years ago? Because without it, THIS never would have transpired.
3-1 vs. Eagles in the playoffs.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go catch my bandwagon! ttyl!
Man you must really love us to come over here after your team wins. Either that or you have no life.
"THIS IS NOT COLLEGE NO MORE. THIS IS THE BIG MAN SPORT." ~Crazy Lady on BGN forums
by southjersey89 on Jan 10, 2010 1:11 AM EST up reply actions
A little of both
plus I am too excited to sleep…
Hahahaha poor bye dawk , doubt he'll show up until training camp.
EFF YOU We’re winning anyway! lol, bring on the Kolb era!!!
Gonzo Ball
[gahn-zo-bawl]
-noun 1. a game played by 13 members of a basketball team, five at a time, sometimes crisp, often sloppy, but always furiously.
"HHHHAAAAAAOOOOOGGGKKKKKKK... THHHaaaaaaWWIIIIIIIIT!!! There's another loogie for your star."
Now, now..
Get on your knees.. lick that back off our star.. Swallow slowly.. Bon appetit
"What the hell is going on out there?" - Vince Lombardi.
Seriously, fuck the Cowboys. They win one playoff game in a decade and a half and they act like they haven’t lost a game in 3 years.
I am the people's troll :3™
Look at all the Cowboys fan comments on this site within the last few hours and tell me the “classless eagles fan” cliche is not complete bullshit. Now that’s some Grade A hypocrisy if you ask me.
"THIS IS NOT COLLEGE NO MORE. THIS IS THE BIG MAN SPORT." ~Crazy Lady on BGN forums
by southjersey89 on Jan 10, 2010 10:28 AM EST up reply actions
It has more merit
than “Cowboy bandwagon”. We haven’t won a playoff game in 13 hours!
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