Celek could kill Chuck Norris

by Filth2Fury on Sep 27, 2009 8:48 PM EDT Comment 17 comments

Heres the scene:

I'm sitting at the Eagles game. Brent Celek has the ball in hand bull-rushing towards the end zone. Two Kansas City defenders (fairies) stand in his way. Everyone is on their feet. The man to the left of me sighs and sits down, complaining about how Celek couldn't make it into the endzone.

Somebody spoke too soon.

It seemed like every other play Brent had the ball in his hands and was punishing some helpless receiver. My love for Celek began last year during the playoffs, when almost everything he caught was either a first down or a well-earned touchdown. This year, my love continues to grow for him. We lost the toughest man on our team in Dawkins, but Celek has no problem filling that gap. This kid is a stud. Chuck Norris, watch your back.

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celek's got nothing on chuck norris...

chuck norris counted to infinity… twice

by awd777 on Sep 27, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Celek did it 3 times

and in half the time it took Norris to do it twice.

by wild_eagle on Sep 28, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions

Celek is a monster

We were so worried about tight end, but this guy is turning into a stud. And he refuses to go down…ever.

by YoSixers on Sep 27, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions

some people

wear Chuck Norris pajamas to bed. Chuck Norris wears Brent Celek pajamas to bed

In 20 We Trust

by Lyons81 on Sep 27, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs

+1

Brent Celek is the man

by 700 Level on Sep 27, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions

this guy cant be stopped. brent can never go down lol. i first noticed in the saints game, where they had like 5 corners and still couldnt bring him down. once we get cornelius back next year, our tight end postion is set for the next 10 yrs

eff you we winning anyway

by eagleswin on Sep 27, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions

Screw Chuck Norris...

Brent Celek is the REAL reason Waldo is hiding.

by McMuffin on Sep 27, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions

Even Tim Tebow

wishes he were Celek.

by wild_eagle on Sep 28, 2009 12:04 AM EDT reply actions

Tim Tebow won connect 4 in three moves. Celek won and didn’t have to make a move.

by macjack09 on Sep 28, 2009 12:31 AM EDT reply actions

The Boogeyman checks his closet fir Brent Celek before he goes to bed.

Bye, Big Stew and JJ :(

by JimmyK on Sep 28, 2009 3:00 AM EDT reply actions

brent celek won an arm wrestling contest

against bill brasky

RIP JJ & HK
Let the future judge Michael Vick

by BadCo'09 on Sep 28, 2009 3:31 AM EDT reply actions

Brenk Celek

performed Bill Brasky’s circumcision.

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." - Bear Bryant

by NJBammer on Sep 28, 2009 8:00 AM EDT up reply actions

Celek went to the Virgin Islands and guess what? They're all pregnant!

by SFCEAGFAN on Sep 28, 2009 4:13 AM EDT reply actions

When Brent Celek does division, there are no remainders.

Jim Johnson 1941-2009

"The 0-2 pitch, swing and a miss! STRUCK HIM OUT! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! And let the city celebrate! " - Harry Kalas 1936-2009

by Whodie126 on Sep 28, 2009 10:11 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs