Dallas Cowboys release Jerry Jones [The Onion]
This would concern me greatly if it could actually happen...
over 2 years ago
wildcatlh
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I just got done with a laughing attack. I gathered all the Cowboy fans in my office around my desk including my boss who is also a cowboys fan and had them reading this. You should of heard some of the things they were saying. They just couldn’t believe it. I had them going for a hot minute and didn’t tell them it was a hoax from the Onion until I was leaving out the door. It was great. You just truely made my week.
In life, as in a football game, the principle to follow is: Hit the line hard.
-Theodore Roosevelt
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Gotta love the Onion
"Backs in the 'I'...First and 10...McNabb, play action. Is back again. He is looking..he is going deep. He wants DeSean Jackson..who HAS IT!!! HE HAS IT!!! AND STEPPED INTO THE ENDZONE!! He took it away from the defender!! He took it away from Dominique Rogers-Cromarte, and ran into the endzone!!"
by McNabb2Maclin4Philly on Sep 24, 2009 5:00 PM EDT reply actions


















