Doubleyou Tee Eff?

by captain nodar on Sep 23, 2009 1:17 AM EDT Comment 27 comments

So I had a few too many, and I can not sleep. I turned on the TV, and went through the Comcast guide. Something with "Joe Buck" on HBO caught my eye, so I went back. There was a show called Joe Buck Live. I thought no way, not that Joe Buck, every sports fan in the world wants to see him suffer a fate worse than death. I selected the channel, and lo and behold, there was Joe Buck, giving a monologue like he is David Fucking Letterman. The urge to kick my tv screen with full force was as intense as when JR Reed muffed that punt with less than a minute left in the Packers game in 2007.

I just don't get it... why would a network decide that Joe Buck hosting a show would be a profitable idea? As far as I know, he is universally hated by football fans from all walks of life.

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seriously...

why the hell does everyone hate joe buck?
i enjoy his commentating more than any other nfl commentator

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by immynimmy on Sep 23, 2009 1:26 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

That's a quick way to get

Slapped

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by Rogue Nine on Sep 23, 2009 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

lol

http://www.libertyballers.com/

by Remis on Sep 23, 2009 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

you my friend..are a moron

Joe Suck or Joe Fuck depending on which one you prefer is one of the worst “commentators” for the NFL. The only thing that saves him is that even bigger retards have and do exist in the booth – Bill Maas, Paul Maguire, and Joe Theismann and there you have a 3 way tie for biggest jackass people are forced to listen to. Best commentator. HA!…you must be the type who actually thinks Joe Fuck is right in all his on the field assessments..

by 5 plus 10 equals 6 on Sep 23, 2009 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

yo

Joe Suck or Joe Fuck

Id tell that bitch to do both.

by wild_eagle on Sep 23, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

what about his commentating do you enjoy? I really think he’s the worst of them all. He adds nothing to incite of the game, yet is able to bring in a major (perceived) anti-eagle bias.

by eagleyosh on Sep 23, 2009 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I hate Joe Buck for many reasons. 1) He’s also a baseball commentator. Pick a sport Joe. 2) He’s not very good. 3) He’s basically riding on his father’s coattails without doing any of the hardwork that his father did. He basically admits this. 4) I hate whenever they cut to the camera in the booth and he’s talking with Troy Aikman because you can pretty much time when he looks at Troy… when he looks at the camera… back to Troy… glance at the camera… Troy… make weird face at the camera… 5) At times Joe Buck seems to think he’s a “journalist” and so editorializes or “breaks” stories and I just sit there and roll my eyes. 6) He routinely gets down and distance and players wrong.

The only NFL commentator I have hated more was Tony Kornheiser.

Let the beasting begin.

by TransplantedFan on Sep 23, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

A couple more reasons. He’s false in his “moral outrage” at some players like when Randy Moss fake mooned the Packers fans. He’s also too rehearsed. I feel every joke or observation he makes, he’s already practiced in front of a mirror like 500 times the night before. He’s basically just dead wood and brings no energy to the game while I’m watching it.

And all that being said, I still prefer him to Tony Kornheiser.

Let the beasting begin.

by TransplantedFan on Sep 23, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Adding some more reasons… He has a oddly shaped head that I don’t like looking at, and I get the impression he does not care for the Eagles by any means. These are in addition numbers 1, 2, 3, 5, 6

In life, as in a football game, the principle to follow is: Hit the line hard.
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by Eaglesgrl5 on Sep 23, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

O god the moral outrage!!!!….he sucks…i feel bad for aikman (wait..no i don’t)

by 5 plus 10 equals 6 on Sep 24, 2009 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

kornheiser

is a bitch. I hate that motherfucker.

by wild_eagle on Sep 23, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/06/16/artie-lange-rips-joe-buck_n_216163.html

You have to see what Artie Lange did on his show, basically ripped Joe Buck a new one.

By the way, this is not for children and it contains some seriously vulgar stuff.

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by southjersey89 on Sep 23, 2009 1:36 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs

that is awesome, except for the fact that Artie Lange is a giants/yankees fan

by worldphuckinchamps on Sep 23, 2009 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

believe me...

if you want Joe Buck to get laced one, all the pent up anger of a Yankees/Giants fan for all the slights Buck gives us, you want a Yankees/Giants fan to rip Buck.

What the f$%k is the internet?

by FreeBradshaw on Sep 23, 2009 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

thats funny

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by EAGLE_MAN71 on Sep 23, 2009 2:25 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah I saw this before my True Blood season finale that he was gonna get a show and I was like “get the f out of here” Why him? There are soooo many commentators in the NFL… and they pick him. The unfortunate thing is, I might actually watch it – if there is nothing else on.

In life, as in a football game, the principle to follow is: Hit the line hard.
-Theodore Roosevelt

by Eaglesgrl5 on Sep 23, 2009 8:08 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

hey

i seem to remember D Jax returning punts all last year.???

by NickPampani on Sep 23, 2009 11:25 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

congrats on finally getting premium cable added to whatever cave you live in

by dt3 on Sep 23, 2009 12:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

He should invite Artie Lang again.

I thought Arty did us a favor and got that garbage show canceled. Maybe he needs to come back.

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by yophillybro on Sep 23, 2009 1:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

why wish illwill on the guy?? Are you really that upset about missing SkiSchool2 or whatever would normally be on at that time??

by dt3 on Sep 23, 2009 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Naa, I would just watch a rerund of Good Eats. I really don't care.

Buck is an Eagle hater, so I don’t care for him much.

Bleed green, or don't bleed at all!

by yophillybro on Sep 23, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Best commentary team on FOX

Are Kenny Albert, Daryl “Moose” Johnston, and Tony “Goose” Siragusa. Period. I fucking love them.

And also, Buck has this monotone that just irritates me.

by LegendKnight22 on Sep 23, 2009 3:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Fuck Moos Johnston.

Cowboy trash right there.

What the f$%k is the internet?

by FreeBradshaw on Sep 23, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Actually

From what I’ve seen him say and do, he’s pretty unbiased as a commentator. I just like him and his group because they just seem like they’re always having fun.

And, BTW: I hate the Giants more than the Cowboys. It’s probably because I’m surrounded by these Giants fans.

by LegendKnight22 on Sep 23, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

meh Moose is not that unbiased when it comes to the Giants and Eagles you can almost feel the hate coming through the TV. Aikman is unbiased and a good announcer I wonder if sometimes I like Aikman just because Joe Buck sucks that much we may never know.

Jim Johnson 1941-2009

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by Whodie126 on Sep 24, 2009 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs