In some ways, it must suck to be Hank Baskett

by JasonB on Sep 17, 2009 9:48 PM EDT in News Comment 51 comments

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You work hard to turn yourself from undrafted free agent out of a little school into an NFL player. You lift weights every day. You spent all summer running sprints and sweating in the heat of Lehigh. You have 240 LBs out to smash your face in every Sunday. On the weekends you do your job on national TV in front of millions of people....

She shows her boobs.

You get second billing in a story about you.

Oh well... best of luck Hank.

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This. Is. Greatness.

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by Brandon Worley on Sep 17, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

i think it’s pretty funny

by awd777 on Sep 17, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

CLASSIC!

"I want to maintain my flexibility."
-Andy Reid

by BroadStBullies on Sep 17, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

from day one of the kendra stuff

i had this feeling that he wasnt going to make the team this year… i was wrong, by one game

by 700 Level on Sep 17, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Oh God

That’s just hilarious.

RIP Jim Johnson, best ever.

by Imp on Sep 17, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Speaking of hot chicks

just watched Its Always Sunny, damn Dee is hot in a bikini, if she would just get some boobs she would be perfect.

"I want to maintain my flexibility."
-Andy Reid

by BroadStBullies on Sep 17, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

DAMNIT

I knew I forgot something tonight. Ugh, I’ll have to wait until next week I guess. WILDCARD!

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by soman319 on Sep 17, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

aww you missed it?

should be on again tonight after this filthy ass cartoon they have on

"I want to maintain my flexibility."
-Andy Reid

by BroadStBullies on Sep 17, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yep

It’s on right now

by Bob_Q on Sep 17, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I wanted to check that out

everyone says it’s hilarious.

Still waiting for the Eagles to Bring It Home For Jerome

by D3Keith on Sep 17, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Definitely worth watching. Hilarious show (and some Eagles even make a guest appearance in one episode!) I think there are a few episodes on Hulu, otherwise just torrent or buy the DVD.

by Bob_Q on Sep 18, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sunny is one of funniest shows ever.....

The cartoon afterwards fell pretty flat though

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by Max_in_Missouri on Sep 18, 2009 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Haha

Kaitlin Olson is a hilarious actress, but a complete butterface.

by ELGee on Sep 18, 2009 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

did you see the body though

damn she is fit, needs more boobs though

"I want to maintain my flexibility."
-Andy Reid

by BroadStBullies on Sep 18, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

"You get second billing in a story about you."

Yeah … there’s no way to make that sound nice. :)

Still waiting for the Eagles to Bring It Home For Jerome

by D3Keith on Sep 17, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Who IS the Stig?

by Hollywoo! on Sep 17, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Third Billing...

From the looks of that photo.

by IggleGrrrreen(F-da-rest!) on Sep 18, 2009 9:39 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

You’re a Top Gear fan. Nice.

About 10 minutes ago, I was pondering my own existence. Then I decided that it didn't matter.

by IronHank on Sep 18, 2009 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I love topgear, do you get in in the states?

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by greeninireland on Sep 18, 2009 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yes

It’s on BBC America

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by JasonB on Sep 18, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

All of the episodes are on ISO Hunt

BBC America only plays series 7-12. I was so stoked after downloading over 50 hours of Top Gear I’ve never seen!

Who IS the Stig?

by Hollywoo! on Sep 18, 2009 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

amazing totally natural breasts

Isn’t that amazing that Kendra’s are so large and perfect, and completely natural? It TOTALLY looks like she had a boob job! Awesome.

Natural just like her eyebrows and luxurious blond hair.

by Bisch on Sep 17, 2009 11:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Dude they are some of the fakest tits I’ve ever seen. Definitely implants are you serious?

by SJPhillyVT on Sep 18, 2009 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

so not serious

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by Eaglesgrl5 on Sep 18, 2009 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

needed

sarcasm font

RIP JJ & HK
Let the future judge Michael Vick

by BadCo'09 on Sep 18, 2009 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

It’s the bane of the internet. Both that and having it be possible that someone could actually think that.

by SJPhillyVT on Sep 18, 2009 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i kno man

i think im gonna start using

/sarcasm

RIP JJ & HK
Let the future judge Michael Vick

by BadCo'09 on Sep 18, 2009 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

guess i should have previewed that one

doesnt work with the brackets

maybe
[EvilBanner is always right]/sarcasm

RIP JJ & HK
Let the future judge Michael Vick

by BadCo'09 on Sep 18, 2009 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

You forgot one major reason...

Kendra’s Laugh

"Leave Michael Alone!" - said like that Brittany Spears fan on youtube

by sports00fan00 on Sep 18, 2009 12:04 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

i actually get angry when i hear her laugh…

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by greeninireland on Sep 18, 2009 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

GEEZ THAT POOR BASKETT GUY.............

lmao , i feel horrible 4 hank…………..gets to play with the best QB ever now, and has the best pair of tits next to him every night……………ruff life i hope hes okay

by goldenbird09 on Sep 18, 2009 4:16 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I got nothing but respect for Hank

No one should know who he is, but he got a chance and he’s riding it until the motherfucking wheels come off.

"Half this game is ninety percent mental."-Danny Ozark

by JerseyJay on Sep 18, 2009 8:08 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

"Half this game is ninety percent mental."-Danny Ozark

by JerseyJay on Sep 18, 2009 8:08 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Hey, he knew what he was getting into here

Call me what you will, but I would never marry someone like Kendra. My wife is a hottie, but millions haven’t seen her naked, thank you very much. I guess I’m old school.

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by NJBammer on Sep 18, 2009 8:32 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

marry someone like her, i think not

but love can make someone do things they never thought theyd do

like marry a stripper/pornstar/etc

RIP JJ & HK
Let the future judge Michael Vick

by BadCo'09 on Sep 18, 2009 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

And yet, every night, when he gets to trounce that obscenely cute little vagina of hers

It all suddenly becomes worth it again.

by cwel87 on Sep 18, 2009 9:13 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

great usage of the word trounce

Two thirds of the earth are covered by water, the other third is covered by Dawkins

by greeninireland on Sep 18, 2009 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

name?

I thought they were just going to agree to use her last name when they got married? Hank and Kendra Wilkinson..

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by BirdsFan.com on Sep 18, 2009 10:54 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

id make him buy back all the jerseys printed and sold with his last name on it if he took hers

yeah, all 9 of them

RIP JJ & HK
Let the future judge Michael Vick

by BadCo'09 on Sep 18, 2009 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I cant stand that chick

Her laugh kills me and these dumb girls get too much media. take the pic of them Heff and thats all I care about. As soon as they start shareing thier oppinion things get out of controll

RIP JJ

by MeanGreen5 on Sep 18, 2009 11:01 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I know Im going to get burned for this one but

I dont think shes that hot…
maybe its just the personality matched with her laught but she just annoys the shit outta me

RIP JJ

by MeanGreen5 on Sep 18, 2009 11:03 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I agree with you, actually

Just don’t see the attraction.

by wildcatlh on Sep 18, 2009 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

There are a lot of

gorgeous girls out there who would go for an Eagles/Colts reciever
Why the village idiot right?

RIP JJ

by MeanGreen5 on Sep 18, 2009 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I’d rather take my chances with the glory hole.

Jim Johnson 1941-2009

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by Whodie126 on Sep 18, 2009 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don't find really many of the pop culture women attractive at all

Maybe because they’re all retarded.

I’d rather just focus on girls within my actual vicinity then these fake people all over the media. Give me a cute MSU alum over Megan Fox any day.

by cwel87 on Sep 18, 2009 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

good for you, cause the average girl is no megan fox. Guys have those expectations they will be alone for a long time.

In life, as in a football game, the principle to follow is: Hit the line hard.
-Theodore Roosevelt

by Eaglesgrl5 on Sep 18, 2009 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Megan Fox is pudgy

and the teeth in “Jennifer’s Body” aren’t props. She’s only viewed as “HAWT” because the media tells us so.

by ELGee on Sep 18, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

She’s also dumb as hell. Huge turnoff.

by ELGee on Sep 18, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Points for snarkiness...

…I guess, but in the defense of common sense.. it’s a website dedicated to “Moms & Babies”.. why the hell would they give Hank top billing in an article? Kendra is a prominent mom-to-be (poor kid), and they were updating her situation since she now lives on Hank’s coattails instead of the pajama tails of a half-dead crypt keeper.

by ELGee on Sep 18, 2009 5:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs