Marvin Harrison is a Disgrace to Philadelphia...and a Terrorist.

by cybourgeoisie on Sep 12, 2009 12:30 PM EDT

I am being absolutely serious. Check the ESPN article linked below if you doubt me.

Recently, our online community has discussed "Who do we love to hate?"--a discussion in which we've talked about players in the league that we like to see fail.

I was shocked to see that nobody had mentioned the name of Philadelphia-native Marvin Harrison.

Marvin Harrison is an absolute villain. Don't believe me? Read what ESPN has to say: You Have No Idea.

Among Marvin's "highlights" include allegations of beating up fans who dared to ask him for an autograph, beating up ballboys who dared to make harmless mistakes, and beating up and shooting a man with a firearm that can penetrate over forty layers of kevlar and, at the same time, recklessly endangering the life of an innocent bystander by shooting him in the fucking shoulder. Unfuckingbelievable.

Did everybody just overlook this stuff because Marvin is a fellow Philadelphia native?

Guys like T.O. and Ochocinco play the villain on the field with their sophomoric antics. But those antics are trite and utterly harmless next to the ruthless brutality Marvin Harrison is capable of and fucking gets away with without so much a stern reprimand from the league.

Below: A Guy You Can Sincerely Hate.

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hmmm, all of ur accusations of marvin, ecept for the shooting are true?

eff you we winning anyway

by eagleswin on Sep 12, 2009 12:34 PM EDT reply actions

yeah, hes right

everything he listed was true

RIP JJ

by MeanGreen5 on Sep 12, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions

there are worse people you should probably hate

by fitzy first on Sep 12, 2009 12:38 PM EDT reply actions

hahaha

i think this is sarcasm .. but i still hate this bitch

by jack is better than asante on Sep 12, 2009 12:44 PM EDT reply actions

?

JIBTA, I didn’t mean to mislead you with the photoshopped picture (courtesy of Cracked.com, btw).

I was being serious. Read the ESPN article for a full explanation of what Harrison has been doing.

"When Dawk hits you, you stay hit."
-Troy Vincent

by cybourgeoisie on Sep 12, 2009 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions

Harrison shoots lowlife thugs who blight the city of Philadelphia. I fail to see the problem…

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Sep 12, 2009 1:14 PM EDT reply actions

The part about shooting an innocent bystander in the shoulder is kind of a problem.

"THIS IS NOT COLLEGE NO MORE. THIS IS THE BIG MAN SPORT." ~Crazy Lady on BGN forums

by southjersey89 on Sep 12, 2009 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions

Agreed. He should definitely work on his aim.

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Sep 12, 2009 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions

that pic is funny

http://www.libertyballers.com/

by Remis on Sep 12, 2009 1:26 PM EDT reply actions

I don't think any one cares that he's from philly...

by Q27 on Sep 12, 2009 2:40 PM EDT reply actions

Hmmm... the value of a closed mouth

I almost don’t know what’s more unsettling, Harrison’s behavior or some of the comments here.

by ankleeskimo on Sep 12, 2009 4:12 PM EDT reply actions

yeah, this is a real classy blog… looks like he forgot the safety was on too!

by fitzy first on Sep 12, 2009 5:00 PM EDT reply actions

He is also working with Bin Laden

He also arranged the kennedy assination,…stole the hope diamond….cracked the liberty bell..bought out alltel…gave micheal jackson prescription medicine..shot marvin gaye…high jacked a space shuttle..hit shawn andrews in the back with a sledgehammer…kicked brian westbrook in the knee with a steel toe boot…fucked up the turf at the Vet…and gave Manny steriods

by birdsflyinhigh2590 on Sep 12, 2009 6:57 PM EDT reply actions