what you all have been waiting for
by jack is better than asante on Aug 13, 2009 5:40 PM EDT
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ok so u want predictions here they are
jack will make this team and be higher on the depth chart than ellis hobbs who is only here to return kicks
Hanson will still be the third corner
sean jones starts over demps .. but demps plays both and takes some of mikkells snaps as well
Max jean giles will end the season as the eagles starting guard
Sean andrews will not play more than 13 games
TO will have double digit touchdowns
Lee evans will have a 1200 yard season oppisite him
Brandon jacobs will rush for 1300 plus yards and 14 plus tds
Larry johson bounces back with a 1200 yard season and double digit tds
Jonathan stewart will out play deangelo williams by the seasons end
Westbrook will get hurt during the season .. thats kind of a fact
the eagles will go 11-5 and win the nfc east
the giants will get a wild card berth
the skins will split with us and challenge untill the last week for a wild card berth
roddy white has a down season and doesnt top 1000 yards receiving
dan klecko will be cut
reggie brown will make this team and play a lot
Avant will do nothing special this year
Celek will have 700 yards receiving but still cant block anyone
MJD will not have the monster season everyone is predicting
Mcnabb.. peters.. samuel and cole will all make the probowl
The cowboys will finish last and still defend cutting there best player
Romo will look average with out TO
Heyward Bey will have the best season out of all the rookie wrs
Crabtree will be a stud but will need time to catch up after holding out
the person who will lead the league in receiving will not be larry fitz or andre johnson .. it will be calvin
Peterson will carry the vikings to the playoffs
Darren Mcfadden establishes himself as the better rb .. sorry Felix jones .. all you have is speed ..
Felix jones will be the cowboys third rb behind barber and choice
division winners nfc .. eagles vikings falcons cardinals
wild card giants bears
divison winners afc Colts steelers Pats Chargers
wild card Titans .. and the oakland raiders .. yes i just said that .. its gonan be close for that last spot but miami is not that good and baltimore is falling off
I hate LT .. but he has one more monster season left in him
Sproles will be the biggest waste of 6 mil dollars and will not see much action
the only person who deserved a franchise tag less was this TE we used to have .. LJ something
Chris johnson will lead the nfl in rushing yards
Turner will be close beacause of his number of carrys .. and not beacause he is actually a good rb
Steven jackson will be nasty when hes healthy
the rams will finish second in that division
jeff garcia will never see the field ..russell will stay helthy .. and garcia will always be a back up qb where he belongs
lesean mccoy has 0 chance to make the probowl .. and will not even have the best season for a rookie rb .. that will go to beenie wells
the cardinals will make the nfc championship game again now with a potent running game to go with their wrs
Warner will make his case for the best qb of all time .. numbers .. 2 mvps .. superbowl .. one more mvp this year should do it
maclin will play less than reggie brown
John madden will continue to say stupid shit on TV and people will love him for it
Only Dick vitale is more annoying
brett favre will not stay retired
vince young will start for the titans by week 8
kerry collins will come back in week 9 because vince young blows
Mike vick will play in the nfl this season
teams will be mad they passed on him
Matt jones will sign with the bears and become a dependable wr
Cutler will not over throw hester .. but hester will drop a lot of balls .. but he will still have a good year
Forte is not as good as advirtised .. but olsen will become a premier TE
Tony gonzalez will lead TEs in receiving yards ..Gates will lead them in TDs
Ellis hobbs is on the bubble for a roster spot
Parker will be cut .. Clemmons will start
howard will play there the most .. so i dunno who the starter is technically
Matt schobel will make this team easy now
hank baskett will not .. gibson beats him out
The eagles beat carolina in week 0ne because Delhomme throws 2 picks and williams cant run.. stewart has the better game
the bucs will finish last in their division
Brees will lead the nfl in passing yards .. Manning will throw more TDs .. and brady will be .. well average like always
Harrison will sign somewhere and do nothing .. because he is a bum and a product of peyton
Issac bruce has another 1000 yard season
Vernon davis has an 800 yard one
we spend week 10 wishing we did make that trade for davis
Ware will lead the nfl in sacks.. the cowboys do have one stud on their team.. i give them that
Mikkell will not make the probowl and will continue to be over rated by many eagles fans
Gaither will get his job back from mays
Deangelo hall will lead the nfl in interceptions
Jeff george trys to come back again .. but he cant get medical clearence from his wheel chair
inspired by Jeffs perciverence .. favre returns
The vikings welcome favre with open arms because jackson and sage have been average at best
JIBTA will win the fantasy league
BY THE END OF THE SEASON YOU GUYS WILL SAY WOW JIBTA IS SMARTER THAN WE ALL THOUGHT
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I thought I wanted to read this ...
… but then I didn’t. I think I’ll come back when you guys pick four or five of these to argue about in the comments section.
Looking forward to that though!
Still waiting for the Eagles to Bring It Home For Jerome
heyward-bey is going to suck.
the guy had 626 yards receiving his senior year. al davis is a genius.
Madden?
John madden will continue to say stupid shit on TV and people will love him for it
Madden retired. When is he going to be on TV to say stupid shit?
Isn't it obvious?
He said Favre would come back, which would then cause Madden to come back!
Fly Eagles fly, on the road to XLIV...
by McNabb2Maclin4Philly on Aug 13, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow...
If I wasnt sure before…I’m pretty sure now that I’ve aged at least 5 yrs from reading this. I scared that he predicts us to win the division because everything else seems random or wrong…Oh god were fucked.
So..
As per your predictions, Jack is at best a 4th corner and Assante is going to the pro bowl. Can we expect a modification to your screen name?
"Luis Zedejas, I kick field goals. Am I nervous, yeah I suppose. Win the game by hittin the mark, this game is over before it starts."
-Buddy's Watchin You
by IWantToFlyLikeAnEagle on Aug 13, 2009 6:12 PM EDT reply actions
Thank You
It about time that you put this here. I needed see how stupid you really were. Man most of these predictions are terrible….but I expect it. Vernon Davis needs to get his head on straight before he becomes a stud and DeAngelo Williams has always been good. He got his first chance last year. Cant wait till the end of the season to say
WOW…JIBTA IS JUST AS DUMB AS WE ALL THOUGHT.
Peace.
I fell out of my chair
“Cutler will not over throw hester .. but hester will drop a lot of balls”
Still laughing man
by sowhatifitisasportste on Aug 13, 2009 6:19 PM EDT reply actions
Wow, good work Jibta...
I thought you were going to phone this in, but you actually took some time. Rec’d.
Bye, Big Stew and JJ :(
Celek will have 700 yards receiving but still cant block anyone
Vernon davis has an 800 yard one
we spend week 10 wishing we did make that trade for davis
Color me confused … I’m not going to wish for a trade over 100 yards at TE.
Jim Johnson 1941-2009
"The 0-2 pitch, swing and a miss! STRUCK HIM OUT! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! And let the city celebrate! " - Harry Kalas 1936-2009
I actually agree with half your predictions...
but the other half is hilariously off, especially your Heyward Bey, Favre, and DeAngelo Hall predictions.
Jeff george trys to come back again .. but he cant get medical clearence from his wheel chair
inspired by Jeffs perciverence .. favre returns
Haha that’s classic. your post gets a rec just for the laughs.
Felix is better than Brian. You can call me FIBTB.
I can't even read your posts
Your insight is far from insightful or well-thought out. Your boy Jack has looked like a second-tier CB during camp. He hasn’t looked any better during tonight’s game. When your name states Jack Is Better Than Asante, which is by phrasing a statement of fact, yet it never pans out, anything you say loses all credibility.
You are entertaining to read though, if only to see what delusional opinions will be hastily typed out and presented as “JIBTA facts”. Your posts wreak of nothing more than a desperate desire for attention, good or bad.
i agree with most of this actually. this is what scares me the most…
Mike vick will play in the nfl this season
oh, what terrible irony.
if he would have said for the Eagles
I might have cried in worship to the almighty JIBTA, but back to reality
by sports00fan00 on Aug 14, 2009 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Grading at the end of the season
As these things happen, underline everything that comes true, strikethrough everything that doesn’t & we’ll count at the end of the season… we will be lenient on the yard totals, games, etc. within reason
Previous JIBTA quotes
jacobs is easily top 3 in the league .. and a full workload could mean 2000 yards .. hes a monster .. ypc is disgusting .. and thats what you should be looking at when juding a rb
. hes a monster .. and you rotated rbs .. he put up 70 yards in the first half .. you build a lead .. then you ran ward and bradshaw to keep him fresh .. no more ward means a full workload .. which translates into close to 2000 yard season
Only going out on a limb for 1300?
haha
thats my boy .. but they take him out when they have the lead in the second half .. so bradshaw will steal some carries .. a turner workload for him is 2000 yards .. haha why dont u copy and paste how i wanted vick to be an eagle and no one else did .. i should get a point for that
by jack is better than asante on Aug 14, 2009 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions
You know JIBTA.....
I could see a few of these happening. Like the LJ one and the Bucs one. But some of these are way off. It’s OK to have a few of these crazy predictions, like I think Oakland will win the AFC Weak with a losing record.
Avant will do nothing special this year
wrong answer
reggie brown will make this team and play a lot
could happen but i doubt it, if he wasnt getting paid so much he would be gone already
lesean mccoy has 0 chance to make the probowl .. and will not even have the best season for a rookie rb .. that will go to beenie wells
lesean mcCoy looked pretty dam good to me in the preseason starter, westy gets hurt its the lesean mcCoy show
When I look at this team, I still don't feel as though we are very far away, we still have to work hard and do the things we are capable of, but we do have the chance to get back and come back strong." -Brian Westbrook-
Thank you thats what Ive
been saying for weeks… Westy gets hurt WAY to much now. if he’s out for a game or two and McCoy fills his production its over, they will split time till the end of the season from that point on and we will look to see what we can get out of Westbrook as far as picks go…
hey
i never said mccoy wasnt good .. i just said a rookie back up rb has 0 chance to make the probowl as a rookie
by jack is better than asante on Aug 16, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
What if Westbrook gets hurt
then McCoy takes over. I think he has the ability to put up close to 1,000 yards rushing and at least half of that in recieving…
That’ll get you into the probowl.
no
not in the nfl with turner and peterson locks .. than u have forte jackson jacobs portis barber grant and gore
by jack is better than asante on Aug 17, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
you are right
shady wont be a probowler this season, but in the future i can definitely see it happening
RIP JJ & HK
Let the future judge Michael Vick
Meh.
Brian Westbrook had back-to-back 2,000 total yards seasons. Between those two seasons, he was elect to the Pro Bowl once. As a backup. While I disagree with JIBTA about it being 0%, I said it’s more like 5%, at best. And only because you should never rule anything out in the NFL.
RIP Jim Johnson, best ever.
All I did
was say McCoy could make it to the probowl if westy got hurt and McCoy had a monster year… I stick by that.
yea
that still has o chance .. westy will get hurt .. like always .. but mccoy isnt going to produce to make the probowl .. espcially in our offense .. westy barley makes probowls
by jack is better than asante on Aug 19, 2009 4:07 AM EDT up reply actions
he used to just piss me off at first
but he is fun to have around
RIP JJ & HK
Let the future judge Michael Vick
warner best of all time....
wow is all I can say…
I thank God almost everyday that I wasn't born in Dallas!
Love it
I think I can agree with at least 60% of this stuff
by andyreidswaistline on Aug 14, 2009 10:13 AM EDT reply actions
If feelings towards Reggie Brown and Avant were simply flipped it’d be much higher.
Also not buying opinions on Felix or Beanie.
by andyreidswaistline on Aug 14, 2009 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Short of these:
jeff garcia will never see the field ..russell will stay helthy .. and garcia will always be a back up qb where he belongs
lesean mccoy has 0 chance to make the probowl .. and will not even have the best season for a rookie rb .. that will go to beenie wells
the cardinals will make the nfc championship game again now with a potent running game to go with their wrs
Warner will make his case for the best qb of all time .. numbers .. 2 mvps .. superbowl .. one more mvp this year should do it
JIBTA will win the fantasy league
I actually agree with the rest of them
"I want to maintain my flexibility."
-Andy Reid
wow
actually not to bad i disagree on a couple but not to bad….and that kind of sucks i was thinking i would get to rip on jibta
Double WOW
Long time reader short time poster here but I must admit JIBTA you put a good amount of thought into this and I actually do agree with a fair amount of these. Pretty good job man and I think that is a great Idea with the checklist, this could be a season long thread. Surprised at no Super Bowl Predictions though.
+1
JIBTA
I got to give you props for saying what you think. If you like a player, regardless of what team he plays for or who it might piss off, you say it. It takes a bit of balls do to that if your a regular poster because you are gonna catch alot of flack. Many guys on many blogs dont have the balls to say what they think, other than what you “think” is wrong. You put it all out their in black and white. I have opinions on just about anything in football but I cant imagine writing it all down to be picked clean by the masses. You will probably be wrong 50-60% but considering the GM for Indy(his name escapes at this moment) is wrong 40% of the time and he will be in the HOF, Id say thats pretty damm good.
Keep up the posts, I enjoy reading them and the responses as well.
I find the harder I work, the luckier I get. Thomas Jefferson
jibta i think this may of gotten you a little respect
half your predictions are farely possible , risky but plausibly possible
your still not welcome at the family table but we will put an extra chair at the kiddie table for you ……..
hugs and kisses no homo – NPK
"I think pro athletes should be forced to use steroids. I think we as fans deserve the greatest athletes science can create."- Daniel Tosh
If Football Had A Church , Brian Dawkins Would Be My Preacher. -NPK
hahah
nice .. my family has the kiddie table too .. thats interesting that other people do this as well
by jack is better than asante on Aug 17, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
pretty sure all or most fams have a kiddie table
but good post man, i agree with some, can see more happening but would be a lil suprised, and some i cant see happening at all, but good post
RIP JJ & HK
Let the future judge Michael Vick
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