Well, except for the part where he SHOULD be reporting to camp because it’s his job, and also the part where he specifically named Trent Cole and Mike Patterson as guys that should be making more money.

He doesn’t get Lito’d. Lito acted worse than Brown has, and wasn’t as good a player. I think Sheldon will get Sheldon’d (which is to say I think his time here is short, but it’ll probably have its own unique ending). He was one of my favorite players ever before he started being a douche (and I still love the guy), but we’re deep as hell at CB, and the FO doesn’t exactly dig criticism.