my allstar sh*thead team in the last decade
by eagles4321 on May 6, 2009 8:18 PM EDT
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PrintWell i figured this could be entertainment for all the workers out there on Friday and anyone else just looking to kill time. Myself personally should be hitting the law books for a final tomorrow but theres nothing like procrastination.
Since i've been on BGN which i must add is an amazing site, i've seen funny comments here and there about players that have just basically really messed up by the means of the law. So i have been toying with the idea of establishing a "sh*thead team" of the last decade. Feel free to add and tweak the team and if this is a successful post i'll re post the final team in the next week or so. This is what i have so far:
QB: Michael Vick (the obvious pick)
WR: Plaxico Burress (he shot himself in the leg), Stallworth ( You can't be driving around drunk in the morning and running people down), Matt Jones (loves that cocaine). Chris Henry ( Loves getting arrested, whats he at 6? his arrest-td ratio is at amost 100 %, you're the man Henry....)
RB: Travis Henry (As far as i know, this guy converted himself from an established running back to a Drug Lord over night, congratulations Mr. Henry and enjoy your time behind bars). Backup RB: Ricky Williams ( Retired from the NFL for a short time for marijuana, enough said.) 3rd running back: Marshawn Lynch (Weapon charges)
hmmm, thats the only ones i can really come up with of the top of my head.
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here ya go
http://www.dallascowboys.com/team/team_depthChart.cfm
"I want to maintain my flexibility."
-Andy Reid
by BroadStBullies on May 6, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions 22 recs
haha rec’d. Today is so non-productive, but so very funny.
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." -Joe Theismann
by southjersey89 on May 6, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha
thats classic
To me the Eagles are like that girlfriend that pisses u off, then u hate her, but the next morning you wake up and remember that thing u love so much about her
by XxBleedGreen5xX on May 8, 2009 8:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Tatum Bell
Im a put in a vote for tatum bell, a much better choice then lynch. The whole incident of him taking Rudi Johnsons luggage was too funny.
"Eagles fans are a passionate group who love their team," said McNabb, "if not the actual players. It's not like winning a Super Bowl before the first month of the season is the hardest thing they've ever asked of me. That'd be all those times they asked me to go kill myself."
Tank Johnson
you cant leave him out with the whole gun possession thing … pretty sure the count was ten guns without a permit or any of them registered something along those lines lol
lynch
lynch cant make it over a guy like laurence phillips lol .. and how does ray caruth not make the team .. he killed his wife lol ..
by jack is better than asante on May 9, 2009 1:50 AM EDT up reply actions
"I want to maintain my flexibility."
-Andy Reid
by BroadStBullies on May 6, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
bs
TO didnt do anything illegal
by jack is better than asante on May 9, 2009 1:51 AM EDT up reply actions
but hes a shithead
all shithead team…duh
To me the Eagles are like that girlfriend that pisses u off, then u hate her, but the next morning you wake up and remember that thing u love so much about her
by XxBleedGreen5xX on May 14, 2009 7:54 AM EDT up reply actions
lolol Crackman Jones
To me the Eagles are like that girlfriend that pisses u off, then u hate her, but the next morning you wake up and remember that thing u love so much about her
by XxBleedGreen5xX on May 8, 2009 8:24 AM EDT up reply actions
how about
vicks brother as the water boy … i think we need all aspects to be shady
"I think pro athletes should be forced to use steroids. I think we as fans deserve the greatest athletes science can create."- Daniel Tosh
If Football Had A Church , Brian Dawkins Would Be My Preacher. -NPK
marcus couldnt make a 1-15 dolphin team
but he’d be a perfect addition here
"You always hear about ballplayers buying numbers from other players for five figures. When this .300 lifetime hitter was in Philly, he traded his number to Mitch Williams for two cases of beer." - Stuff Magazine on John Kruk
The Entire
Minnesota Vikings Boat Party Committee
"Now Sav Rocca played for the Magpies in Australia. I don't know if it's a bird or a pie or what it is." Ike Reese
Haha good call.
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." -Joe Theismann
by southjersey89 on May 7, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Leonard Little – Killed someone while drunk driving, spent almost no time in jail. Six years later, got stopped again for drunk driving.
OJ Simpson – You might have heard about him.
www.okupy.com
by royboy on May 7, 2009 11:43 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I...
I don’t think OJ played in the last decade…but always worth a dishonorable mention…
---AstrosFan (Austin Lawyer and Sports Fan)
Sam Rayburn?
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." -Joe Theismann
too soon
and he is hooked to percs, he didnt shoot somone, run someone over, or sell a 2nd grader black tar heroin
"You always hear about ballplayers buying numbers from other players for five figures. When this .300 lifetime hitter was in Philly, he traded his number to Mitch Williams for two cases of beer." - Stuff Magazine on John Kruk
It’s not as bad as those, but that doesn’t mean we should pity him because he was in pain from his NFL years.
Drug addiction is drug addiction. He is a big boy who can make his own decisions, and he was the one who decided to use forgery/fraud to get meds. I saw a post earlier where someone was showing sympathy because he was in pain. While I understand the pain creates the addiction, that doesn’t mean you have to break the law to serve the addiction. Essentially what he did is no different than buying rocks from a guy in a back alley somewhere.
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." -Joe Theismann
by southjersey89 on May 7, 2009 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions
i dont pitty the man
but i do understand where he is coming from
i was on perc10’s for a while a few years back for breaking 2 ribs. i didnt get addicted, but it was getting to the point where i saw that this could become a problem so i had to sell flush the rest of em and not fill another prescription and work with the pain myself
having to take pain killers just to do your job because your body goes through so much hell, and as a result getting addicted really isnt the same as shooting heroin or smoking rocks to me
"You always hear about ballplayers buying numbers from other players for five figures. When this .300 lifetime hitter was in Philly, he traded his number to Mitch Williams for two cases of beer." - Stuff Magazine on John Kruk
WR
WR Rae Carruth is just outside of the decade….do we count prison terms, or playing time?
---AstrosFan (Austin Lawyer and Sports Fan)
Carruth is in the sh*thead HOF. I think we can count him in any decade when the mention of sh*thead occurs.
by Iggles Fan 4 Life on May 7, 2009 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Ray Lewis MLB
Killed a dude and got away with it.
Nnamdi Asomugha is the FREAKING MAN, best CB in the NFL.
(not a raiders fan)
2 dudes … and all he had to do was rat out the two guys he was hanging out with the make it all go away.
He clearly missed the Baltimore “Stop Snitchin’” movement.
"The 0-2 pitch, swing and a miss! STRUCK HIM OUT! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! And let the city celebrate! " - Harry Kalas 1936-2009
honestly though....
i don’t think i would ever tell ray lewis to stop snitching to his face. seems like it might end badly.
haha yes
someone else thinks he killed him .. not just me
by jack is better than asante on May 9, 2009 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions
How about the "soldier"
(Kellen Winslow)… First for his douchey “I’m a soldier” tiride, then for crashing his motorcycle on camera in an empty parking lot.
Maurice Clarett
Robbed 2 people outside of club at gunpoint in Jan. 2006. Then in August 2006 after making illegal u-turn, running over a spike strip, spitting at the cops and getting pepper sprayed, the cops search his car and found a katana, a loaded AK-47, 2 handguns, and a bottle of Grey Goose. They only used mace b/c the taser would work while he was wearing kevlar.
by mgrisez on May 7, 2009 4:24 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
id say thats worthy
"You always hear about ballplayers buying numbers from other players for five figures. When this .300 lifetime hitter was in Philly, he traded his number to Mitch Williams for two cases of beer." - Stuff Magazine on John Kruk
Charles Rogers
He was the 2nd overall pick in ‘03. Not only did he suck, but he’s in jail now.
From Wikipedia: He was arrested in September 2008 and charged with assault and battery of a female acquaintance. In December 2008, Rogers was sentenced to attend sobriety court or face jailtime after violating his probation. He tested positive for vicodin. In March 2009, Rogers was jailed for violating probation.
About 10 minutes ago, I was pondering my own existence. Then I decided that it didn't matter.
mostly because he would kick field goals so hard that they would fly out of the stadium and crash into cop cars
well, thats what i heard…
"You always hear about ballplayers buying numbers from other players for five figures. When this .300 lifetime hitter was in Philly, he traded his number to Mitch Williams for two cases of beer." - Stuff Magazine on John Kruk
haha
mike mammula? theres a lot of them .. laurence phillips is a good one .. this is funny .. im sure there are some good ones were missing
by jack is better than asante on May 9, 2009 1:54 AM EDT reply actions
travis henry
he has 11 kids with 9 diff women? i think thats right .. not sure about the numbers ..just off the top of my head .. but thats hilarious
by jack is better than asante on May 9, 2009 1:55 AM EDT reply actions
yeah right
he got busted with like 3 or 4 kilos of coke, which is shitty, but man, 11 kids with 9 women, he should be castrated.
"I want to maintain my flexibility."
-Andy Reid
by BroadStBullies on May 9, 2009 9:33 AM EDT up reply actions
i would like you to meet my two year old sons
steve and t-bone
no, they aren’t twins, why do u ask?
"You always hear about ballplayers buying numbers from other players for five figures. When this .300 lifetime hitter was in Philly, he traded his number to Mitch Williams for two cases of beer." - Stuff Magazine on John Kruk
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