schfiffty three

by TheEaglesEye on May 4, 2009 4:43 AM EDT

qb: doug pederson, bubby brister, bobby hoying

rb: dorsey levens, roger vick, tony hunt

fb: cecil martin

wr: james thrash, freddie mitchell, na brown, greg lewis, jeremy bloom

te: lj smith, mike bartrum, lee vickers

ol: winston justice will take 10 roster spots for this team and play the whole offensive line.

dl: jevon kearse (the shitty one), mike golic, corey simon (the shitty one), paul grasmanis, dan klecko, jon harris, ed jasper, ryan schau, mike mamula

lb: mark simineou, levon kirkland, barry gardner, kieth adams, dhani jones, james darling

cb:

> Sean considine with take 9 roster spots for the secondary.

k: todd france

p: sean landetta

Schfiffty Three - my inspiration.

Just my view on how the roster will shake out when the season rolls around.

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if only this were real...

i actually liked paul grasmanis… not as a player (he was garbage), but he was a pretty cool dude. same with dhani “mr. bowtie” jones. one question though… where’s todd pinkston?

by awd777 on May 4, 2009 7:02 AM EDT reply actions

YES

now i can finally wear my bobby hoying jersey again

yes, i actually have one, and its signed

what a waste of money lol

"You always hear about ballplayers buying numbers from other players for five figures. When this .300 lifetime hitter was in Philly, he traded his number to Mitch Williams for two cases of beer." - Stuff Magazine on John Kruk

by BadCo'09 on May 4, 2009 7:40 AM EDT reply actions

.....ew

by pooch900 on May 4, 2009 9:23 AM EDT up reply actions

yeah ive had some bad luck with jerseys

hoying, mamula, i bought a dawkins jersey last summer, and trotter during his second stint

at least i hit on McNabb tho

by BadCo'09 on May 4, 2009 9:38 AM EDT up reply actions

you're not the only one, pal...

all of my jerseys have been a curse…

james thrash… traded the next year
t.o…. cut the next year
donovan mcnabb… injured three of the four next years
donte stallworth… didn’t resign, going to jail
kevin curtis… sports hernia the same day (no joke)

i’ll never buy a jersey again.

by awd777 on May 4, 2009 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions

go out immediately and buy every Giants/Cowboys jersey you can find.

"The 0-2 pitch, swing and a miss! STRUCK HIM OUT! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! And let the city celebrate! " - Harry Kalas 1936-2009

by Whodie126 on May 4, 2009 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions

i second this

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on May 4, 2009 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions

Third!

Motion Granted.

Astra Inclanant, Non Necessitant

by EagleGreeninMD on May 4, 2009 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions

I'm just hoping Eckel

makes the team so I can rebadge my old Watters jersey haha

by pooch900 on May 4, 2009 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions

QB- Pat Ryan, Mike McMahon, Bobby Hoying
RB- James Joseph, Heath Sherman, Tony Hunt, Darnel Autrey
WR- James Thrash, Jesse Small, Freddy Mitchell, Na Brown, Jeremy Bloom
TE- LJ Smith, M Schoebel,
FB-Thomas Tapeh
OL-Antone Davis, McNight, Ron Solt, Bernard Williams, Winston Justice
DL- Mike Mamula, Jon Harris, Leonard Renfro, Brandon Whiting, Jerome McDougle, Javon Kearse, Mike Pitt, (help me, I know I am missing some stiffs here)
LB- Dhani Jones, Barry Gardner, Mat McCoy, Ray Farmer, Mark Simoneau, James Darling
S- Greg Jefferson, Considine, (Hard to find bad safeties as well)
CB- Izel (toast) Jenkins, Mike McMillan, Will James, (We always had good CBs, even during bad years, hard to find stiffs here)
K- Chris Boniel (remember when he missed that kick against the Cowboys on MNF)
P- (Cant think of the ones before Dirk, but we had some stiff punters man, anyone remember Randel on Channel 10 offering to punt?) thats how bad it was for a little bit.

Bleed green, or don't bleed at all!

by yophillybro on May 4, 2009 10:51 AM EDT reply actions

I liked Thomas Tapeh

but thats totally on a personal level. I once smoked a blunt with him and another guy who could be up there, Mike Labinjo . true story. come to think of it, I used to get high with another guy who could prob make the list, Timmy Chang, but that was when he was in Hawaii.

"I want to maintain my flexibility."
-Andy Reid

by BroadStBullies on May 4, 2009 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs

thats sick haha

DeSEAN JACKSON THE 10NE

by TheILLadeph on May 4, 2009 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions

Please everyone REC+ this comment, its needs to stand out.

Classic. Mike Labinjo doing a little puff, puff, pass.

Bleed green, or don't bleed at all!

by yophillybro on May 4, 2009 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions

yeah, i passed out on my buddies couch

and Labinjo and Tapeh took mad pictures of me on Tapeh’s cell phone.

"I want to maintain my flexibility."
-Andy Reid

by BroadStBullies on May 4, 2009 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions

Mike and Tom were smoking Ls, that don't surprise me.

I heard like 80% of the cats in the NFL smoke Ls. I heard that they all know when the testing is, and find ways to get around the testing.

I heard you can just buy that “Urinator” device. Common’ bro, I know you heard of that. You just pay your little brother for some clean piss. Put that in the bag, and then turn it on. Just don’t buy your sistes piss, It would tip off the officials that you are up to something when you come up positive to a pregnancy test. I bet Mike and Tom were using those jawns.

Bleed green, or don't bleed at all!

by yophillybro on May 5, 2009 9:13 AM EDT up reply actions

Yeah, i think its a little more than 80%

The urinator comes with dehydrated clean pee to use, or when i used to get tested, i always used “Q-Carbo” works like a champ. cleans you up for 1-5 hours.

"I want to maintain my flexibility."
-Andy Reid

by BroadStBullies on May 5, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions

Dude

That shit is sick. I’m mad jealous you got to burn with those guys. In fact, i’ll put one up in the air right now in honor.

"I think if you go low on Runyan, he may drop the knee somewhere. So I think you have to stay high and just let him baptize you. That's probably what I would do. You know when you go backwards and your head hits first and you wake up as if somebody baptized you or blessed you? I think that would be Runyan right there, all day, every day."

- Titans' cornerback Cortland Finnegan

by #1EaglesFan on May 5, 2009 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions

i wish i could join

im looking for a job, so i need to plan for a possible hair test which you cant beat, so ive been smoke free for about 4 months :(

"I want to maintain my flexibility."
-Andy Reid

by BroadStBullies on May 5, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions

get a hair cut bro, then leave it grow like the last month.

Bleed green, or don't bleed at all!

by yophillybro on May 6, 2009 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions

Gives new meaning to

Shotgun formation!

Bleed green, or don't bleed at all!

by yophillybro on May 4, 2009 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

ha!

"I want to maintain my flexibility."
-Andy Reid

by BroadStBullies on May 4, 2009 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions

lol torrance

isnt it torrance small .. and charles johnson haha and pinkston is deff on there .. i love how u put klecko on there tho :-) but sean landetta is the best punter along side ray guy in history .. take him off .. other than that its funny

by jack is better than asante on May 4, 2009 12:06 PM EDT reply actions