NFL to disband
In orer to keep Favre out.
FUNNY STUFF!
http://sportspickle.com/features/volume8/2009-0513-favre.html
NFL to disband to prevent Brett Favre from returning to the NFL
NFL commissioner Roger Goodell announced today that the league will disband and cease operations in a desperate attempt to prevent quasi-retired quarterback Brett Favre from returning to play again.
“We are at DEFCON 1 right now,” said Goodell. “We can’t let Brett Favre make a mockery of this league yet again, so we are taking proactive measures and shuttering the NFL. Look at it as though we are entering our bomb shelter for as long as we need to until the threat of nuclear holocaust passes.”
Goodell has informed union personnel of the pending shutdown.
<!-- FASTCLICK.COM 300x250 MEDIUM RECTANGLE CODE for sportspickle.com --> <!-- FASTCLICK.COM 300x250 MEDIUM RECTANGLE CODE for sportspickle.com --> “The players union is 100-percent behind the commissioner on this,” said union chief DeMaurice Smith. “Every time Brett Favre unretires, he takes a job away from a player who had a roster spot. Also, he is a complete dickhead and presents a bad image of NFL players to the public.”
Goodell has not received unanimous support for his decision from team owners – namely, Vikings owner Zygi Wilf is against the shutdown – but feels the move is necessary to prevent the ultimate destruction of the league.
“Not all of our owners want the salary cap either,” said Goodell. “Jerry Jones wishes there was no salary cap so he could just buy every top player. But for the good of the league we have a salary cap. And, for the good of the league, we will end the league to save the country from another round of Brett Favre. And one glorious day in the future when Brett Favre mercifully dies, the NFL will be back.”
But Favre says the absence of the NFL will not prevent him from returning to the NFL.
“I am calling their bluff,” said Favre. “The NFL is not closing down. And, even if it does, a new league will spring up right away. Roger Goodell should know that I have already received calls from defensive backs around the NFL saying that they’ll play in any league I play in. Brett Favre is never going away. Ever. The NFL should have realized this by now. Because everyone else has.”
p.s. Jason, can you make the rec comment to appear at 3 recs...Lots of good fan posts and to extent some comments not getting any love cause of the 5 rule.
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funny shit
But Favre says the absence of the NFL will not prevent him from returning to the NFL.
"I Think I'm Pretty Nasty" - Jason Peters
by eaglesbabyy on May 13, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Classic...and this
“Roger Goodell should know that I have already received calls from defensive backs around the NFL saying that they’ll play in any league I play in”
Got a good audible laugh from me.
E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!!!
by Joe_D on May 14, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Somewhere Freddie Mitchell is crying in Fetal Position
"When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you’re getting your ass hammered by guys — there’s no better feeling than to have that done." Matt Stairs
by JerseyJay on May 14, 2009 7:33 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
or hoping of a new nfl where he can be somebody
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by NorthPhillyKid on May 14, 2009 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahaha
love it
To me the Eagles are like that girlfriend that pisses u off, then u hate her, but the next morning you wake up and remember that thing u love so much about her
by XxBleedGreen5xX on May 14, 2009 7:47 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
rec'd
Very funny
“I have already received calls from defensive backs around the NFL saying that they’ll play in any league I play in.”
hahaha
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by EagleGreeninMD on May 14, 2009 8:47 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow
I am suprised only 7 people commented on this.
by Eagles675 on May 17, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It seems like when things get Rec’d they stop getting commented.
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by EagleGreeninMD on May 20, 2009 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

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