Last on SI.com's Don Bank's list of potential suitors for Jay "You Hurt My Feelings" Cutler:
I'm putting the Eagles on my list just for the fun that would ensue if it became known Philly were shopping Donovan McNabb. You think Cutler kicked up a fuss in Denver? You ain't seen nothing yet. With two first-round picks, the Eagles at least have the juice to make a run at Cutler if they want.
Oh Donnie, you know us so well. Why must every sports writer toy with the Philadelphia powderkeg. I know its just a joke, but how exactly would this be "fun" for anyone outside of the media?
God help us that this never actually happen...